More surprising than finding an at-home COVID-19 test in stock, its an all new episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, as Sabrina's man troubles, and mom troubles come to a head, its "Mom vs. Magic"! Will Sabrina choose Harvey or Dashiell? Will She choose her mom or her magic? Will Vesta actually appear ever again!?! Answers to these and other questions await, on this spectacular edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Remember, you c...
Jan 05, 2022
Rumor has it Sabrina's Witch Trials is Back! Alex is joined by Cris Araujo to break down what happens when Sabrina attempts to serve her community (SPOILER: It doesn't go well), its "Rumor Mill"! With special guest stars, romance, and pregnant boys, you wont want to miss a second of this gossip filled, and tomato sauce fueled episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on...Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://w...
Jun 30, 2021
Back stronger than packed mass transit and going to obligatory birthday parties, it’s Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to watch Sabrina Spellman come to Ru the day she ever pit her aunties against one another, its “Sabrina’s Choice”! Packed with chat about Lisa Loeb, indoor pool kids, New Years Eve 1999, and of course porn star Harvey, you’re sure to say halleloo to this eleganza extravaganza of an episode of Sabrina’s Wit...
Jun 09, 2021
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, in honor of American Thanksgiving, and Al's massive love for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Al puts "Media Maven" Cris Araujo under the microscope to decipher which of the parade's iconic balloons matches her personality! Will Cris be flying high with SpongeBob SquarePants, or deflate under the weight of the mediocrity of Nestle's Quik Bunny?! Find out now by listening to this festive Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz yourself on ...
Nov 26, 2020
More fun than a visit to the Harambe Wildlife Reserve, guided by Harvey, it's an all new episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by "Media Maven" Cris Araujo, to to break down what happens on the Westbridge class trip to Walt Disney's Animal Kingdom that (temporarily) leaves Sabrina with one less friend, and Val with two more legs, It's "Disney World"! Chock full of Zebras, cavemen... Yes CAVEMEN, and especially intellectual property, you don't want to miss...
Nov 18, 2020
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, Quizmaster Al is back to question Leah Dustin on which version of Alanis Morissette she is... and find out exactly what the hell that means! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/which-alanis-are-you-you-oughta-know Let us know what you got on...Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcast Listen,...
May 27, 2020
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, Quizmaster Al is back to question noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, about his preferences towards Vegas hotels and romcoms, in order to determine which of Canadian songbird, Shania Twain’s songs he is! With a lot of laughs, and an off-track story or two, this episode is sure to IMPRESS-A-YOU MUCH!! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/kelleydunlap/which-shania-twain-song-are-you Let us know what you got on... Facebo...
Apr 29, 2020
Back to make self quarantine slightly less intolerable, it's an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the, It's a family affair, as Alex is joined by BOTH Media Maven Cris Araujo, AND Noted Child of the '80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Sabrina's inability to pass her elements test gets Quizmaster in a lot of HOT WATER, it's "Quiz Show"! Will Sabrina be able to turn herself into the elements and get one step closer to her witch's license? Will Sabrina make amends with Q...
Apr 22, 2020
Sabrina’s Witch Trials is BACK! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com , Cris Araujo to analyze our resident teenage witch’s ever-growing glossophobia (fear of public speaking… thanks Google), its “Fear Strikes Up a Conversation” Will Sabina’s anxiousness about having to read an essay on math before her entire school leave her paralyzed with stage fright? Will Hilda be able to fill in for Zelda after she’s incapacitated with a case of Fran Drescher i...
Feb 12, 2020
It's the greatest Christmas miracle of all, it's an all new Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex is flying solo, so he can take on perhaps the dirtiest holiday BuzzFeed Quiz of them all... "What's Your Holiday Porn Name?"! Will his cookie preference have him donning Santa's leather belt and boots, or will his choice of Christmas movies turn him into a real HO HO HO! Listen now to this VERY nice (and occasionally naughty) edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take ...
Dec 18, 2019
Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back in gear! On this edition of the show Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com , Cris Araujo, to break down the automotive atrocity that occurs when Sabrina’s need for speed meets her horrible irresponsibility, its “ My Nightmare, the Car”! Will sabrina’s decision to buy an other realm automobile have her driving down easy street, or will the revelation that it’s a TALKING CAR (voiced by an exhausted Buddy Hackett) leave her cruisin for a bruisin?! Ch...
Sep 18, 2019
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back! On this edition, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex so he can quiz her about one of her favorite subjects, Charcuterie Boards! Through questions about meats and cheeses, Alex not only reveals Cris’s snacking preferences, but also, through BuzzFeed’s powerful harem of quiz-based scientists, what kind of friend Cris is! Grab a snack, preferably Sweet Mini Pickles, and LISTEN NOW!! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/latrevin/crea...
Sep 04, 2019
Released more commonly than an Ariana Grande album, it's the Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex is once again joined by pro dancer, and noted "Arianator", Leah Dustin, so that they can find out whether or not BuzzFeed's harem of quiz based scientists can determine which Ariana Grande song is Leah's favorite! Will BuzzFeed "Break Free" from their incompetence and guess her favorite bop, or will their guess leave Leah shaking her head from "Side to Side"?! Check out thi...
Aug 14, 2019
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back, and WITH A NEW GUEST!! This time, pro dancer, trainer, and choreographer Leah Dustin stops by the definitely real studio, so Quizmaster Al can determine which corgi matches her personality! Will her preference in foods lead her to the Pembroke, or will her choice in colorful collar mean she's a real Cardigan Welsh corgi?! All that, plus WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS OLD GREGG?!... on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for yourself on...
Aug 07, 2019
Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back, with a bit of a personality disorder, because on this episode of the Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to break down what happens when Sabrina and Libby get a case of ATTITUDE SICKNESS! Its “When Teens Collide”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcast Listen, like, and ...
Jul 24, 2019
More shocking than Hannah B's persistent defense of Luke P, it's an all-new Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex reveals his deepest darkest secret, his love of "The Bachelorette", and put fellow fan Cris to the test, to find out which 2019 Bachelorette contestant is her boo! All that, plus a prolonged discussion of all the ways of pee is THE WORST, on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/notans...
Jul 17, 2019
Tastier than a six pack of refreshing “Talent”, its an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Al is joined by Noted Child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to break down what happens when Sabrina and her friends’ taste of fame goes from sweet to sour, its “The Band Episode”! Will Sabrina’s friendships be torn apart by celebrity when her chums win a battle of the bands? Will Zelda convince her cocky colleague, (and potential love interest), Dr. Turdlington to give her his formula? Wil...
Jun 19, 2019
Way more original than a red dress on Valentine's day, it's an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Sabrina discovers that there's no such thing as a free lunch (or a free pinball game), as Roland returns to make a MASSACRE out of her Valentine's day, it's "The Equalizer"! Will Sabrina be able to pay back her unintended debts, or will Roland's new role of equalizer allow him to steal Sabrina's heart forever? Will Hilda ever find a date for Valentine's day? Will Ken ever s...
May 15, 2019
When Sabrina turns to magic jumping beans to rescue her from her procrastination, she hops out of the frying pan and into the fire, (and back into the frying pan), it's Sabrina and the Beanstalk! Will Sabrina be able to rescue Harvey from the clutches of the cannibalistically carnivorous Wicked Witch, or will Harvey's unplanned trip up the beanstalk serve as an appetizer to his LAST MEAL?! Answers to these and other questions lie ahead on this decadent edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Here's t...
May 01, 2019
More of an earworm then Masquerade, it's a special bonus episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by senior analyst in charge of all things chilling, Cris Araujo, to break down the new season (part?) Of Netflix's chilling Adventures of Sabrina! They'll analyze every bit of Sabrina's somewhat jolting evolution from your run-of-the-mill teen Witch, to spooky devil Jesus, and near Queen of Hell. There's also plenty of discussion about the aunties antics, what H...
Apr 17, 2019
The Challenge of the Quizmaster is IN BLOOM again! This time on the Challenge, Alex is joined by PERENNIAL guest, Cris Araujo, to CULTIVATE some fire content, and find out what her plant preferences reveal about her personality! Will Cris be shown to be nurturing and low maintenance, or will she be proven to really SUCCULENT?! Answers to those and other questions, not to mention the slightest bit of actual Sabrina talk, lie ahead on this FRESH edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the...
Apr 03, 2019
There might be a BAD MOON RISING on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, because this time, Quizmaster Al has decided to put BuzzFeed to the test to see if it can guess media maven Cris Araujo’s astrological sign, based solely on her pop culture preferences! Will this episode mark the dawning of Cris’s age of AQUARIUS, or will she be driving home in a brand-new TAURUS?! Find out now! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/can-we-guess-your-astr...
Mar 27, 2019
Children's toys? Kool-Aid? Disney Adventures magazines? It must be in all new challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition, a new Quizmaster takes center stage, as noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, stop by to riddle Alex with questions, and find out which year of the '90s best represents his personality! Will your resident do nothing be FRIENDS with 1994, or will Al's well documented love of the Matrix mean he's going to party like it's 1999?! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www...
Mar 13, 2019
I hope you've been vaccinated, because on this edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials, Alex and guest Fill Araujo expose their immune systems to a particularly infectious installment of Sabrina, the teenage witch, it's Finger Lickin' Flu! When Sabrina ignores her aunties' advice to bundle up, she's stricken with the other realm's finger flu, leading Mrs. Quick to catch her magic, and Sabrina's magic finger to turn positively phallic! Can Sabrina beat the sickness and turn Mrs. Quick (and chimp Mr.Kra...
Mar 06, 2019
Do you have scientists in a drum? Well then you'd better let him out, because on this incredible installment of Sabrina's witch trials, Alex is joined by noted trial of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Sabrina's inability to work with others causes Libby to fall to pieces, it's "Five Easy Pieces of Libby"! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/...
Feb 13, 2019
Grab your skateboard, and your Team Knight Rider report, because on this youthful edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex and guest Cris Araujo break down what happens when Sabrina’s ski trip sorrow leads her to give Mr. Kraft a moment of youth, its “Little Big Kraft”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcast Listen, l...
Feb 06, 2019
From Rosa parks, to Joan of Arc, to Supergirl, history is packed with admirable women, and on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, Alex partakes in a bit of hero-ine worship, as Quizmaster Cris returns to put him to the test and find out what the women he most admires says about which woman from the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina he is! Will he be kicking it with the Dark Lord, ala Ms. Wardwell, or will his preference in Harry Potter heroines leave him as a real Dorcas?! Listen now a...
Jan 24, 2019
Its time to go cauldron shopping, because on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, media maven, and part time Quizmaster Cris Araujo returns to question and confound Alex, in order to find out which famous witch from TV or film he is! Will Al’s taste in makeup make him into an Endora, or will he living a Charmed life because of his preferred boot?! Listen now and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/julianakataoka/we-stan-tv-witches And, let us kno...
Jan 17, 2019
Happy new year! A new year requires a new Quizmaster, (at least temporarily), so on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, Al is giving up the mantle to that media maven from CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo, so that he can determine which piece of TGIF man candy he should lick! Will Alex’s taste in game consoles lead him to Urkel’s bed, or will he be checking out Genie’s carpet?! Listen now and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/rosap/which-tgif-hun...
Jan 10, 2019
Everyone has a little Salem in them, and on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, finds out how much of the tyrannical tabby courses through his veins, as with questions about everything from gluttony to dating, Quizmaster Al seeks to determine what percent Salem he is! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/salem-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-quiz?utm_term=.seQ3MKB40#.qfZLGXRWo And, let us know what you got on... F...
Dec 13, 2018
