Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn, and Helen as their quest takes them to Damascus! The Party arrive on a bustling factory floor, where they are mistaken for inspectors and given a tour. Our team pick up some shiny new leads, and Sasha struggles to not pick up the shiny, shiny daggers! Thanks to this week's Patrons; Jessica Huang, Roxanne Rasco, Nightmare Consortium, Cecile Kiil Kirkdale, Hale, William Peregrine. Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by...
Aug 07, 2018•53 min•Season 3Ep. 102
Join Alex, Ben, Bryn, Helen and Lydia as they wait with bated breath for Eren Fairhands to work his magic. In the sanctuary which is the Temple of Aphrodite, it's heals for everyone! Even Sasha...?! The party then returns the heart to the vault before heading to the Tahan family home. Plans are made and the L.O.L.O.M.G. prepare for the next stage in their quest . Thanks to this week's Patrons; Phil Catterall, Seb Wake, Graham Knight, Bradley Renshaw, Cailyn Toomey, Hilary Merline, Ben Plopper, C...
Jul 31, 2018•53 min•Season 3Ep. 101
Join Alex, Bryn, Helen, Lydia and Ben as they continue their race to save Sasha. The party wake up, surrounded by Lads and Blokes intent on taking the Heart of Aphrodite from Azu. Grizzop and Hamid re-join the fray, helped by Team Aphro. The party then stagger back to the temple to prepare for Sasha's ritual, will it go without a hitch? Thanks to this week's Patrons; Amanda Gracia, Scott Shin, Chainsaw Hunter, Rodda Prime, Morgan Fitzmorris, Alex Weltlinger, Jeanette Åstrand, sAZAndorable, Erica...
Jul 24, 2018•56 min•Season 3Ep. 100
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben and Bryn as they attempt to keep the Heart of Aphrodite safe. The officers of the Apophis office are attacked by lads AND blokes. Sasha, Hamid and Grizzop do nothing whilst Azu valiently tries to save the day. Thanks to this week's Patrons; Mark Spark, Brandon Chappell, Florence Azé, Gilligan Mungus, Emilia Hoyos, Edward PETER DELMONICO, Liam Heigis, Sean & Miranda Goodell, Daniel Armenti, Peter Larson. Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & ...
Jul 17, 2018•47 min•Season 3Ep. 99
Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn, and Helen as they race to make Sasha un-undead. The party head into the Simulacrum vault in search of clues. Sasha deals with some traps, Grizzop deals with Wilde. The party then head off in a carriage with Officers of the Apophis Office, the Heart of Aphrodite safe in Azu's hands. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Linda Evans, Sara Siegmann, Michelle McMullin, Tim, Terence Praet, Alannah Small, Sharon Peterson, Jane Cochard, Bailey Winslow. Editing this week by Ed von ...
Jul 10, 2018•51 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Join Alex, Ben, Bryn, Helen and Lydia as they continue their quest for the Heart of Aphrodite. Sasha has her mettle tested by Howard Carter, Grizzop doesn't care about him. Meanwhile Hamid looks after Azu, who has trouble communicating... Thanks to this week's Patrons: Cloven Sunfish, Brandon Hamilton, Marco Monteiro, Logan Richman, Wes Adams, Gabrielle LaPlace, Fiona Howat, Allison Green, Erin Rosa, Christopher Sievers Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall &nb...
Jul 03, 2018•51 min•Season 3Ep. 97
Join Alex, Bryn, Helen, Lydia and Ben as they continue their quest to save Sasha! The party leave Apophis', most of them go shopping while Azu has a nap. Hamid gets a call, Grizzop writes a report, Sasha throws daggers. The next day they go to the meritocratic vaults, where Azu proves problematically honest... Thanks to this week's Patrons: Daniel Dietsche, CMS HEX, Wilfred Las Marias, Paigeh 3.14, Robert Light, Stu Pollock, Daniel, Camille, Kelsey Wolf, Sarah Kneeshaw. Editing this week by Ed v...
Jun 26, 2018•52 min•Season 3Ep. 96
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben and Bryn as we finally find out the secrets of Hamid's past. Hamid spills his dark and dirty backstory including Gideon and death, and the party go to meet Apophis to plead for Sasha to get the Heart of Aphrodite. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Rojo, Heath Carter, Katherine Arthur, Kristóf Angyal, Kay Moore, Kirin Tsang, Sara Spielvogel, Pam Winkler, Chris Lawson, Chris Sims. Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX ...
Jun 19, 2018•56 min•Season 3Ep. 95
Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn, and Helen as they continue to work through Hamid's family issues. The party finally get the whole truth from Saleh jr. and Howard Carter. There's some group tension when it comes to a discussion about justice, during which, Sasha inexplicably loses control of her motor functions. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Scoots, Bruce Rose, Colleen Ohara, Kelley Redacted, Katharina Sindelar, Daniel Straw, Alex McMinn, Erik Rueter, alexa, Aaron Roudabush, bibli, Padraic Barrett....
Jun 12, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 94
Join Alex, Ben, Bryn, Helen and Lydia as the party reunites. Azu, Grizzop and Sasha attempt to convince Howard that all the ills of the world are not, in fact, his fault. They then introduce him to Hamid and Saleh Jr. where some interesting discoveries are made. Thanks to this week's Patrons: iamalivenow, Matthew Fisher, Emily T, Arca Vournelis, Robertson Whitney, Hekate Kennedy, Abe Kenmore, Kea C, Matthew Entecott, Hal Moncrief. Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alex...
Jun 05, 2018•49 min•Season 3Ep. 93
Join Alex, Bryn, Helen, Lydia, and Ben as Alex attempts to reunite the party. Grizzop and Azu take on the Grumps of The Pharaoh, Sasha has their back. Hamid continues to work on his father. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Gillian Mohn, Heather Hartwell, mj erickson, Samantha Dawdy, Michelle Baniqued, Sara Williams, Jakob Jakobsen, Steven Gerhart, Morae, Trish M Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by AcousticMemory, kevinkace, Hybrid...
May 29, 2018•52 min•Season 3Ep. 92
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben, and Bryn amidst the sand. All the sand. Sasha goes and hides in a bar and meets a drunk. Azu and Grizzop trawl the strip looking for her. Meanwhile Hamid gives his father a warning shot. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Tarryn McKay, Richard Nevell, Andrew Burton, Colleen Jay, Ally Greenspan, Elizabeth Parker, Jonathan Poock, Daemonswolf Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists ...
May 22, 2018•47 min•Season 3Ep. 91
Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn, and Helen as the team tries to get to the bottom of Barret's involvement. Sasha has a breakdown and flees to the strip. Grizzop and Azu chase after looking for her. Hamid has a heart to heart with Saleh Jr. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Eric Wagner, Scott Campbell, Simone Delaney, Emily L, Kyle Berry, Bridge, Mike Geary, Jordan Carter, Angela Stefanski, Anne Vleeshouwers Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SF...
May 15, 2018•48 min•Season 3Ep. 90
Join Alex, Ben, Bryn, Helen and Lydia as they attend Hamid's sister's funeral. Hamid ensures everyone is dressed appropriately, Azu works out. Sasha and Grizzop spot a familiar figure. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Rob Sheridan, Andrew Bushell, Quintin Walker, Dylan Parkhurst, Linda Jean, Neongrey, Holly Aitchinson, Andrea Roark, Batt Momar, John Dondero Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by and previously credited artists...
May 08, 2018•56 min•Season 3Ep. 89
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Ben and Helen for more happy, happy adventures! In this episode Hamid talks with his sister and brother whilst everybody else gets into a deep discussion about death rites. Things get awkward. Then Azu introduces everybody to orcish moonshine. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Abigail Probert, Mira Yeuden, Kaitlin Connor, icarus, Zyon J., jimothyjim, Cameron DeOrdio, Rikki G. Dobson, Heather McElfresh, King of Rats Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ia...
May 01, 2018•51 min•Season 3Ep. 88
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Ben and Helen as the L.O.L.O.M.G. head to Hamid's family estate. In this episode Hamid tries on his new robes with surprising revelations, the party gets to know Azu better, and Sasha's hands are definitely in her pockets. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ja-Ying Teresa Yu, Mikkel Knudsen, Velma, Laura F, Christopher Bloom, Andrew Dicks, Brianna Johnson, Christopher Dunn, Shannon Callahan, April Nash Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexan...
Apr 24, 2018•47 min•Season 3Ep. 87
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Ben and Helen as they shelter from sand swept Cairo. In this episode Hamid takes a call, Grizzop gives Azu a recap of the story so far, and Sasha goes to the head of the church of Aphrodite. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Garrett Monroe, Chris Main, John Wm. Thompson, Gavin Taylor-Black, Eliza Margaret, MJ Stokesish, Dawn A Weisenberger, Mark Young, Andrew Kopplin and Douglas Lewis Editing this week by Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credit...
Apr 17, 2018•45 min•Season 3Ep. 86
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Helen and Ben as they recap the entire campaign up to this point. In this episode we create a good jumping on point for new people to the podcast & Alex checks to see how much the players have forgotten. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Hannah Tsim, Jessica Mulleneaux, Hal, Luke Currie, Brandon Wheeler, Surreal Bill, Rhydwyn, Patrick Haggerty, Steve Palopoli and Fred Rosenberger Editing this week by Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credite...
Apr 10, 2018•1 hr 37 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Helen and Ben as they talk about how to handle change in long-form campaigns. In this episode we cover topics such as character death, introducing new characters & changing players. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Lake Potter, Allan Hunt, Carissa Bloom, Katie Bowling, Isabelle Evangelista, Phillip Goodboy, Olivia Pugh, M. Amber Nall, Jose Ignacio Acin Pozo and Tides Podcast Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credite...
Apr 03, 2018•55 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn, Helen and Ben as they answer some questions from you lot. In this episode Alex is Alex, Lydia is Lydia, Bryn is Bryn, Helen is Helen & Ben is a plate of eggs. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jeff Goodhind, Liraven, Ryan Byrne, Rachel Brownhill, Chad Wiley, Paul Richardson, Doug Bostic, Cooper Dukes, Jay Honsey, Mark H, DisasterNick Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists via freesound.org If you'd like t...
Mar 27, 2018•55 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as they deal with the weather & make a new friend. In this episode Hamid receives a message, Grizzop wants to be put down and Sasha continues to be secretive. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Emma Bogan, Jon, Victoria Wetherington, Jack Merryman, Alexandra Sipe, Nadia Heller, Charlotte, Steven Gilbert, Internaut, Maz Dixon Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by sagetyrtle, quistard & previously credited artis...
Mar 21, 2018•49 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as they hand Liliana over to the authorities & work out what to do next. In this episode an old friend makes a surprise reappearance, the party dig up some new dirt & everyone goes on a trip. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Dania Gross, Christine Labrie, Anne Ackermann-Carter, Coco, Joshua Pittman, Gary A Bonilla, Lawrence Taylor, Bradley Beth, Saumya Sankhavaram, Techorb Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week ...
Mar 14, 2018•43 min•Season 2Ep. 84
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as they explore Newton's pocket dimension. In this episode Sasha & Grizzop go looting and Hamid has a conversation which is absolutely fine. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Joshua Diiorio, Eva, Alexa, David Tynan, Helen Clifford, Avon Gale, Joanna Kowalik, Sara Baldwin, Tim Helmstedt, Nikhil Rode Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by Bliss, rempen, PlayPauseAndRewind and previously credited artists via freesoun...
Mar 07, 2018•47 min•Season 2Ep. 83
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as they continue their intrepid journey across the study floor. In this episode Sasha & Grizzop play I Spy, Hamid takes a tumble and the group face their tallest challenge yet. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Lara Whelan, Ellanora Childs, Danny, Beth Buell, Bec Savage, Dave Agnew, AlmavivaConte, Paul Gregory, Alex Smith, Samantha Henderson Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by Huggy13ear, dansotak, Halleck and ...
Feb 28, 2018•45 min•Season 2Ep. 82
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as Oscar Wilde gives them their next assignment. In this episode the gang have to go and visit a Professor out of office hours, which goes just well in this fantasy land as it does in real life. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Joshua Wilson, Rhiannon Knol, Cynthia J. Steward, Morgan, Julian Plumadore, Zenia McAllister, Chris Schneidmiller, Ryan Frazier, Dan Pratt & Shaun Editing this week by Alexander J Newall SFX this week by gladkiy, brunoboselli and previousl...
Feb 21, 2018•48 min•Season 2Ep. 81
Join Alex, Lydia, Bryn and Ben as they deal with a brand new situation up in Prague University. In this episode Hamid grieves, Grizzop and Sasha... help? And then they all get arrested. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jonathan Walters, Shad Bolling, Anna Malczyk, Olivia Tysoe, Margaret (Peggy) Whitfield, April Kluever, Marie-Anne Dupont, Kristina Kirkland, Isaac M & Kazimier Stine Editing this week by Alexander J Newall SFX this week by terminallynerdy, davidjgurney, speedygonzo, FillMat, ben...
Feb 14, 2018•51 min•Season 2Ep. 80
Join Alex, Lydia, James, Bryn and Ben as they pick up the pieces in Prague and say farewell to a... colleague. In this episode Grizzop goes on a Hamid hunt, Sasha deteriorates and Bertie is gone. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Brian Karas, Brittany Shaw, Katharina, Laura Hill, Patrick Schneeweis, Mary S, David Hicks, Jeremy McQuadie, Muriel Roussillon, Luke Alexander and Bertram Morton Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by 144115__avakas__cup-b...
Feb 07, 2018•46 min•Season 2Ep. 79
Join Alex, Lydia, James, Bryn and Ben as an ultimate evil is ended. In this episode Grizzop & Sasha leave the basement as Bertie is short of words & Hamid takes a breather. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Lara Taffer, Justin Bankert & Akvilina Petrutis, Alexandra Krzoska, Jameson Senger, Ian Barrett, JonnyFabian Beranovsky, Richard Maxton & Rob Kerr Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists via freesound.o...
Jan 31, 2018•51 min•Season 2Ep. 78
Join Alex, Lydia, James, Bryn and Ben as they confront the deadly necromancer, Franz Kafka! In this episode Grizzop & Sasha attempt to deal with an infestation in the basement as Bertie & Hamid have their moments in the limelight. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jennifer Shepard, Melanie Atherton Allen, Autumn Jarvis, Jonathan Bryan, Pedro Rosario Silva & Sara Johnson Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas, Ian Hayles & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by Slave2theLight, MisterSegev ...
Jan 24, 2018•48 min•Season 2Ep. 77
Join Alex, Lydia, James, Bryn and Ben as we return to the adventures of L.O.L.O.M.G as they attempt to stop Kafka's dastardly necromantic ritual during a production of Don Giovanni at the Prague Opera House. In this episode Grizzop & Sasha navigate backstage politics, Hamid takes in the show and Bertie takes on a Crinoline Elemental. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Patrick Monroe, Erika Kvistad, Tessa Wright, Rebecca Clayton & Elin Furu Markusson Editing this week by Ed von Aderkas & ...
Jan 17, 2018•42 min•Season 2Ep. 76
