Got some hot news from NASA. Folks, Saturn's rings are disappearing faster than anybody thought, and it's very, very bad news. Saturn's rings disappearing is being caused by excessive global heat from Earth's auto industry SUVs and stuff and factory farming, along with President Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords. Actually I made that up, but it sounds just like the drivel we always are told whatever science announces a new crisis. Right now, the real reason Saturn's rings are
disappearing is that they're made mostly of ice. Gravity is pulling the rings down to the surface of Saturn, and they're falling to the surface as ring water. Scientists who are brilliant at predictions, used to think that the rings had three hundred million years to live, but after a Cassini spacecraft Saturn fly by, the science has been revised. Now the rings only have one hundred million years to live.
I truly hope they and we make the best of that time because a hundred million years, I mean, it'll be up before we know it. In the sea, levels are going to have risen so high that we're all going to probably have drowned by then, unless we're dead first hundred million years