San Francisco sadly isn't what it used to be. With all the crime, homelessness, drug abuse, and mountains of human feecees, the tourism industry is going down the crapper. In just one week in July, there were over sixteen thousand complaints of human poop on the streets folks. So the city fathers, the city mothers, and the city trans others got in gear. San Francisco has now instituted its very own human poop patrol jobs. Not hard to clean the poop you disinfect
the area. There's money to be made here. The average San Francisco human poop patroller will earn a hundred eighty five thousand dollars a year, seventy one thousand dollars in salary, the rest and benefits. Now, in most of the country, a hundred eighty five thousand dollars is a pretty healthy amount of money. People would put up with a lot of poop for a paycheck like that. But before you put in your poop patrol application, I have a warning.
In San Francisco, you won't be able to afford housing if you're only making a hundred eighty five thous dollars a year, so you'll be living well, if not on the streets, very near them, patrolling and cleaning up poop that you may not be able to get away from. You might end up being that close to it, so stop and think about this before you join the poop patrol. H