Well, just when we thought investigating journalism was dead, the Washington Post brings us back to the Woodward and Bernstein glory days. This is sure to shake up Washington. It is a full fledged hole the press of scandal headline big candy lobbying the Trump administration. It's also holding event at Trump hotels. Really big candy, my friends. There's no doubt about the veracity of this report. It's not fake news.
Last week, candy makers from all over America held a conference at Trump's derout property in South Florida, near Miami. On the schedule a lobbying strategy session in the Ivanka Trump Ballroom. Even worse, a dessert networking event insigned to Donald J. Trump Grand Patio. Now, this may seem all sweetness and light on the outside, but on the inside,
the candy corruption just oozes. In between meetings, these candy makers, part of the National Confectioners Association, allowed attendees to play golf on Trump golf courses and enjoy massages at a Trump spa. And that's not all. The association also booked space at the Trump International Hotel in Washington for next year, right down the street from the Trump White House. Scandalous, worse than Watergate. It breaks the emogument clause of the
Constitution somehow. You can bet that even now Democrats are writing articles of impeachment President Trump has seduced the candy Man, Sammy Davis Jr. This cannot stand. It's got a racial component to boot.