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Now that simply Safe USA dot com and save ten percent. Okay, folks, a couple of things you need to know to put today's update and context. First, it's California. Second, the guy doing it is a Democrat, and not just any Democrat. Ian call Aaron is the Democrat majority leader of California's Assembly. Powerful guy. He's also a man on a mission. He doesn't like straws, and he's determined to limit straw usage
in California. So Ian Colleron is pushing a bill through the Assembly that will bar waiters from giving out plastic straws in restaurants unless a customer specifically asks for one. If a waiter in a California restaurant violates this law and voluntarily brings a customer straw, that waiter will face a one thousand dollar fine and could spend up to six months in jail. Calderon issued a press release to explain why he's become the new straw man in California.
He says, we need to create awareness around the issue of one time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans. So there you have it. Thanks to Ian Coleroon, we finally know the culprit the reason living standards in California are in decline. It's not excessively high taxes. It's not crime, it's not being overrun with illegal immigration. It's not high prices or massive homelessness.
It's not poop in the streets. It's straws, and that should be the last straw, but it won't be because it's California. It will be accepted and they'll smile about it. Fools,