The twenty five annual United Nations Climate Summit collapsed in failure last Saturday in Madrid. Delegates and two hundred nations could not agree on a scheme to hijack wealth from prosperous countries and redistribute it to themselves under the guise of carbon credits. Now, activists calling themselves Extinction Rebellion protested the failure. Twelve members of the group stood on melting
blocks of ice with nooses around their necks. These twelve idiots supposedly symbolized the twelve months until the next U n Climate Summit. Protester Emma Dean stood on an ice block holding her two year old ms. Dean complained that her daughter is growing up in a world where there will be no food on the shelves. Half of the world is going to be underwater, she said. Even if summit leaders reached an agreement, that still wouldn't fix the planet,
she said. Now, in addition to the symbolic ice lynching, protesters dumped a truckload of horse manure outside the venue with a note for summit leaders, the horse excrement stops here, but Extinction Rebellion protesters are full of bull excrement. They know these Shenanigans will not stop a thing. In fact, future climate summits are huge protest opportunities for them. Their website even tells recruits how to download a rebel starter pack, so these losers they can go out and play rebel
because there's plenty of food on the shelves. The world is not underwater, and it's not going to be, and they're going to remain prosperous despite their best efforts. M