This is cold. This is freezing cold. The Portland, Oregon branch of nay roll, the National Abortion or Reproductive Right Action League, has a new promotional product. They're partnering with What's the Scoop the local ice cream parlor to produce an abortion themed ice cream flavor. Not kidding, folks are calling it Rocky Roe v Wade. Now, this new abortion ice cream is supposed to help foment resistance to Brett Kavanaugh,
President Trump's Supreme Court nominee. People can even buy the abortion ice cream online, but then they won't have the honor of watching a bona fide pro abortion superstar scooping it for them. Now, most normal people would use certain words to describe this abortion flavor ice cream promotion, words like perverse, pathetic, deranged, insane, mad, maybe even evil, and I would agree. But I've got another word, and that's relieved.
I'm relieved that nay roll and the What's the Scoop ice cream parlor didn't invite Planned Parenthood to join the promotion. Then they might be offering pints of abortion ice cream with body parts sprinkled on top. Don't get mad at me, folks, I'm not the one doing that, they are