Well, we have some bad news from across the pond. Last year, McDonald's, Mickey D's, and the United Kingdom got rid of all of their plastic straws. Management figured that by changing over to paper straws in restaurants, they would prove to the environmentalist wackos that they were serious about saving the earth. But you see there's a problem. According to CNN, McDonald's paper straws are too thick to be
processed by recyclers in the UK. Even though the straws are paper, they cannot be recycled, unlike the plastic straws that McDonald's got rid of, which were recyclable. This is a huge backfire, my friends. It's unsustainable now. I sure hope the smartest creatures in the sea, the dolphins. I hope they take a good look at what just happened here. Environmentalist wackos pressure every evil corporation to stop using plastic. McDonald's surrendered, and now the dolphins and the whales, the
sea turtles are in more told danger. While hunting for their fishy fast food in the oceans, these beautiful creatures may end up swallowing soggy paper straws, which cannot be recycled, and you know how that would embarrass the dolphins and just have to suck it up. What else can they do when dealing with environmentalist wackos, same thing we have to do, suck it up.