Okay, folks, there's a new study out there. Man made global warming is going to kill off barley crops in thirty four different regions worldwide. That means beer shortages, skyrocketing beer prices. And there's even worse news than that. Oxford University professor Peter Frankomin predicts that global temperatures are going to rise more than two point seven degrees because the international community will not meet the goals of the Paris Agreement.
And we all know whose fault that will be the result, why, my friends, terrible things for mankind and womankind and perhaps even tranny kind. The world's permafrost will melt, and that will unleash ancient bacteria and other biological agents that have been frozen for thousands of years. The thawed out bacteria will reawaken the Black Death, also known as the plague. The recycled Black Death plague will kill millions, and they'll die thirsty because there won't be any beer. White male
college students hardest hit. In that sense. It might be sweet justice. White male college students gets shorge beer while the rest of us die. The left thinks that's fair