Excited For Amazon
It's a quickie with topics including: - Washington DC - Jim Acosta - Amazon - Thanksgiving Challenge @RobbieTheFire
Nov 18, 2018•22 min
Run Your Mouth Podcast
Loudmouth and unresearched comedian Robbie "TheFIRE" Bernstein breakdowns the days biggest new stories. This is the best 40 minute, somewhat daily news show, ever known to man. Thos who have listened, have walked away more informed and confused at the same time. QUESTION EVERYTHING. EAT SANDWICHES. RUN YOUR MOUTH.
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Episodes
Cop Life
Fun episode with Mark Demayo. Mark and I hang out a lot in the LOL green room and he’s always got great life insights and good stories from being an NYPD detective. In this episode, Mark gives us the inside scoop on police quotas, DUI checkpoints, how to handle police interactions and more. The first 6 minutes are some news stuff with crappy audio and then it’s the conversation with Mark.
Nov 11, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Birthright Citizenship
First fifteen minutes is total nonsense Then the episode is all about Birthright Citizenship. Guests are: Joseph Roberts + Bronx Johnny from High Society Radio
Nov 05, 2018•55 min
Yosefs Farts Specatacular
Mike Harrington Guests for a Saturday Night Post Cholent Farting Spectacular. We were doing outside episodes for a reason. Topics in Order: 1 - What is Chulent? 2 - Are NYC bakeries higher quality then your small town bakery? 3 -What are the Best Beverage + Food Pairings and can Google be trusted for providing important information? 4 -Fart Reactions - (around the 40 minute marker) 5- Why Justin Bieber has a different approach to eating burritos More fart reactions (47-49) 6 - What food should b...
Oct 28, 2018•57 min
Focusing The Outrage
We're Back! Topics in Order: 1 - Explanation of where we've been 2 - JFK Upgrades 3 - Sexual Assault 4 -Cynthia Nixon 5 -Donald Trumps Twitter 6 - Elizabeth Warren + Harvard Admissions 6 - Trump Vs The Federal Reserve - 16:00 7 - Outrage Over Jamal Khashoggi - 22:00 8 - Financial Advice
Oct 20, 2018•32 min
Battle For The Internet
Back at Newsroom Headquarters with Yosef Feldstein. Topics in order: 1- Quick Topical Jokes 2 - Rob Gets a tooth pulled 3 - Seltzer is taking over 4 - The War For The Internet 5 - Toys R Us and Bain Capitol
Sep 01, 2018•1 hr 5 min
The Case Against Club Sandwiches
Yosef is back from his journeys and reports on the cultural habits of the people of Oregon. We apologize for the sound quality on this one. Public parks don't have great recording equipment. Proof again that you can't rely on the Government for anything. Topics Include: - Life in Oregon - Can kosher cuisine cure insomnia? - Can free soda refills improve your restaurant's profit margins? - When good restaurant service is overbearing - Why Omelet Stations cause anxiety - Club Sandwiches - Does the...
Aug 26, 2018•51 min
You Call This A Porch Post
Part One - Solo at Newsroom Studios. Topics in Order: Let’s all try less More Penis News (This Week IN Dicks) Blowing Up Mars Hillary Clinton's TV Show Paperwork and Supreme Court Justices Facebook + Movie Pass RUSSIA Part Two - Hanging with the boys from Capital Wresteling talking salesmanship, Donald Trump, The Art of Pro Wrestling and some other random nonsesne.
Aug 12, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Rained Out
Rained Out - We were supposed to Broadcast from Mike Harringtons Porch. Well, It’s more of a glamourous windowsill that lets of onto a roof but it allows for a great opportunity to piss off the neighbors. Sadly, we were rained out. No worries. We still managed to talk about some absolute nonsense for an hour and a half. There’s no news in this one. Mostly just stories about what people are doing with their penises. Our penises included. And also some Diariagh talk. So...really it’s the important...
Aug 05, 2018•1 hr 18 min
You Call This Breakfast?
The Porch Tour Continues Topics In Order: Deodorant Tipping Ettiquette Russian Spy Lady Exploding Steam Pipes Trump This week - Bad Breakfast options - Offending the Queen - Getting some side action Also quit being a bunch of dicks and share this with more of your friends.
Jul 28, 2018•48 min
Rooftop Porch Party
Hanging with Max Sklar + Joseph Roberts talking all sorts of tech stuff including: A.) Artificial Intelligence B.) Google's Monopoly C.) How to build a better dating app D.) Using a bidet to clean your asshole and stop rectal bleeding e.) Unity being overrated and why a divided country will promote happiness @RobbieTheFire @BongRipsTheBook @maxsklar
Jul 20, 2018•58 min
Porchside Seats
Hey All, Getting back into the flow after some well let's call it an unearned hiatus. Anyways we've got some great porches lined up. Should even have a new episode out Friday. For this week - topics in order 1.) Titties in public 2.) Proper Practice for Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhiches 3.) Seltzer review 4.) Kids stuck in caves 5.) The supreme court 6.) Have your wife's girlfriends or mothers call in 7.) Mike Lemme Conference Room Comedy
Jul 19, 2018•37 min
The Summer Porch Tour Begins
The Summer Porch Tour Begins First episode of the Summer Porch tour out in Jersey City with @thegreatSQLizer. We’d jewed it up with lots of seltzer drinking and genuine complaints about back pain. Topics in order: 1.) Yosef being a pussy 2.) Traveling to Jersey City 3.) Exploring a new town 4.) Yosef being a flake 5.) Gay Pride Parade 6.) Sarah Huckabee Sanders Dinner Incident 7.) Seltzer Review 8.) Yosef not showing up at a previously confirmed and scheduled time to record an episode 9.) More O...
Jun 30, 2018•39 min
Private Bathroom
Back at the Park, urinating on trees and solving the world's problems. Topics in order: TRUMP/KIM JON UN Albert Einstein's Travel Journals U.S. Full employment + Central Banks Go Take Shit Audience Appeal (Not for money, We aren’t that annoying……..YET)
Jun 16, 2018•37 min
No Porch No Podcast
Hey everyone. We're back. For how long? Who knows? But you won't find politics our sandwich analyses like this anywhere else. FIRST HALF: Wheat Grass Shots + Kale shakes + PP&J BURGER + Competitive health + Better Bodegas and other sandwhich talk Second Half: (32-minute marker - the news grind begins) 1.) The News since Trump 2.) Al Qaeda is clearly American made 3.) Quick news takes: a,) Constitutional Crises b.) Deportations C.) More sandwich talk - the importance of mustard d.) U.S. respo...
Jun 09, 2018•48 min
No Porch No Podcast
We're back. For How long? Who Knows? But don't pretend like you can get better sandwich analyses anywhere else. First Half: Looking for porches? Kale Smoothies + Competitive health + whetgrass shots + Better sandwhiches and more SECOND HALF - (STARTS AROUND 30 Minute marker) News stories in order: 1.) Newspaper Grudge 2.) Afghanistan and terrorist clearly being made by corporate America 3.) Quick news takes on the constitutional crises + U.S response to natural disasters and...
Jun 09, 2018•48 min
Party At Robs Apartment
On Yose'f Porch Kickstarting our summer porch tour. For more information or to host us please email Robsnewsroom@gmail.com. Topics In Order: 1.) Yosefs Chicen Recipe 2.)Cookie News 3.)Robs Neighbors 4.)Legal Sports Betting 5.)Trump Hacks 6.) Deportation Bus Tour 7.) North Korea 8.) Better Way For Jeff Bezos to spend his $
May 19, 2018•52 min
The Relationships Apu Inspired
Porch hang with Yosef and our pal Seth. Topics order: Ab workout Farts Michelle Wolf The Good From Apu Window Nudity Eric Schneiderman North Korea Peace Talks The Value Of Yelp
May 11, 2018•33 min
VA Party
TOPICS IN ORDER: .) Trump Pee Tape 2.) Comey Notes 3.) Macron 4.) China Trade 5.) CALL WITH YOSEF a.) Burrito thief b.)Barber Shop Etiquette 6.) HOMEWORK: https://www.wsj.com/articles/so-long-california-sayonara-new-york-1524611900
Apr 27, 2018•34 min
The Future Of Starbucks
In Studio with Yosef + BKChris + Ray Gootz. Topics in order: 1.) Starbucks 2.) Bathroom Hacks 3.) Back To Starbucks 4.) School 5.) Internet Censorship + The Story Of The Gootz
Apr 20, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Computers 101
Back in Studio with Yosef. Topics in Order: 1.) Prescribed to Death 2.)Sinclair Media 3.)DJ Khaled 4.)Goat Yoga 5.)Eating Whale 6.) Dave Chappelle + Banana tosser 7.)Elon Musk REAL NEWS STARTS - 24 MINUTE MARK 8.) FACEBOOK 9.) TRUMP + STORMY DANIELS
Apr 13, 2018•46 min
Bolton's Ice Cream Shop
Topics in order: 1.) Jamming with Colonel Bruce Hampton 2.) North Korea 3.) Some Trump Stuff 4.) Some thoughts on war 5.) Road Gig Horrors
Mar 30, 2018•15 min
Technology Is Turning On Us
Hanging out in Yosef's car, broadcasting on the Street corners of NYC. Topics in order: 1.) Some nonsense about Mexican Food and new Taco Creations 2.) lady kicked off a plane for making some dudes life 3.) Sex Robots 4.) Facebook + Uber 5.) Trump + North Korea 6.) Yosef on Craigslist 7.) Rob at the blue Note
Mar 23, 2018•48 min
The Sheep Need Our Help
Solo Operation. Topics in order: 1.) Went Skiing 2.) Stormy Daniels 3.) White house turnover 4.) Donald Trump 5.) College Loans 6.) Examples of Everyone just doing their jobs and the avantage of open borders
Mar 16, 2018•19 min
Not The Beers
Rob Solo Episode. Topics in Order: 1.) Some Standup Clips 2.) Trumps Tariffs 3.) Upcoming protests @RobbieTheFire Special thanks to @petro229 Email us Robsnewsroom@Gmail.com
Mar 11, 2018•13 min
Chicken Emergency
With Yosef, In the newsroom studios. Topics in order: 1.) Rob’s Valentines Day 1:00-20:00 NEWS COVERAGE BEGINS 2.) Lactation in the transgender community 3.) KFC shortage in England 4.) Olympic Swindlers 5.) Guns 6.) Russia Promotions on Facebook
Feb 24, 2018•1 hr 3 min
The Winter Olympics
Mostly some nonsense about the Olympics. It's a micro-episode, which in a world of micro aggressions is kind of like a full episode.
Feb 18, 2018•19 min
Pelosi Dreamer Speech Puts Congress To Sleep
Back in Studio with a pantless co-host. Topics in order 1.) Feldstein Family Illness (00:00-8:00) 2.) Super Bowl (8-17) 3.)Snacks (17-25) 4.)Fan Mail/ Prison Sentences (25-35) 5.) Dad of the Year 6.) Nancy Pelosi 7.) Funding the goverment
Feb 09, 2018•52 min
I BLAME THE SECRETARY
It's a phoner. Topics include: 1.) Human Uber 2.) Steve Wynn 3.) Donald Trump Immigration Share it with your friends. Tweet us. @RobbieTheFire. Send angry emails to Robsnewsroom@gmail.com. Force your friends to listen to this in a way that doesn't violate the non-aggression principle. And as always eat more sandwiches. Preferably ones that are delicious. Remember,The fight against world hunger starts with your own belly.
Feb 02, 2018•43 min
Cheeseburger Negotiations
Back in Newsroom Studio's with Yosef. Topics in order: 1.) Back Alley Abortions 2.) Bonner Pills 3.) Government Shutdown 4.) Dreamers 5.) Stormy Daniels
Jan 26, 2018•41 min
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