The denizens of the Nethermurk race to the surface. Ulysses and Studio make important discoveries. The Mosquitos awaken. We visit a museum! MERCH ALERT! For the Holidays, we've re-released a bunch of classic designs out from the vault along with some new designs too! Check it all out in our store! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big...
Dec 09, 2025•54 min•Season 5Ep. 32
Endrizzi learns something very important about himself, and we visit the surface. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment t...
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 31
In this episode, Christopher Hastings plays a talking skeleton! The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi....
Nov 11, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 30
Our Heroes enter the " Kingdom of Heaven", and find some of what they're looking for, and a stadium-sized amount of what they didn't. The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spaceja...
Oct 28, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 29
Did you know- we make another podcast?? And we've made 100 episodes of it?? It's true! For your beautiful rude ears, here's a preview of the 100th Oh These Those Stars of Space Spectacular, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Star..." What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more! To hear the rest of this episode, and all o...
Oct 23, 2025•12 min•Ep. 100
If you think something is wrong about the title of this episode, maybe think about what that says about you!!! The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is next week- head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it the moment it drops! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spac...
Oct 14, 2025•50 min•Season 5Ep. 28
Oh gosh! Is it true? Christmas in Summer?? What is this- Australia? Not at all, though Australia is a wonderful country where they call Burger King Hungry Jack's! For in the world of NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP, there's always two summers! And this time, Ryan Cinnamon (Ali Fisher) and Lovely Heaven (Tim Platt) are on hand to help Summer Santa (Christopher Hastings) in his hour of need. I just hope they're-gulp-nice enough to save Summer Christmas Eve! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fu...
Sep 30, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 800
Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brill...
Sep 16, 2025•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 27
Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find: Unexpected Allies Unexpected Enemies A Ton of Elves Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and am...
Sep 02, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 26
You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one. ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of...
Aug 19, 2025•57 min•Season 5Ep. 25
We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something... Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode feature...
Aug 05, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 24
Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of... For more from the Fools Gold crew, including their D&D campaign setting, massive Tarrasque figurine, and Youtube series, head to foolsgold.fun . And to read the first 21 pages of the Fools Gold graphic novel, adapted by our own Christopher Hast...
Jul 22, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 23
Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR? Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Fr...
Jul 08, 2025•59 min•Season 5Ep. 22
A death. Smoke. A return. An Election. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on Y...
Jun 24, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 21
Shh! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube , and support that good stu...
Jun 10, 2025•58 min•Season 5Ep. 20
Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions an...
May 27, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 19
WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch , by Donna Tartt. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accomp...
May 13, 2025•46 min•Season 5Ep. 18
Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more? Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode...
Apr 29, 2025•55 min•Season 5Ep. 17
Hey! Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube ! A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!" Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin ...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 74
Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaë...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 16
500th Episode Spectacular, and the start of a new campaign??!? Well that's pretty nice, if you ask me!! When Park Rangers Quincy Ampersand (Joe Lepore), Wendy Baleen (Carly Monardo), and Charlie Chucklebutt (Ali Fisher) enjoy a lunch break on a beautiful spring day, it feels like absolutely nothing can go wrong. And don't worry, by the end of the episode, our heroes are all happy and alive- that's the Nice Tales of Friendship Guarantee™ ! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it'...
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 7Ep. 500
Lemon finds herself alone, facing impossible odds against- you guessed- the Fungalganger. Meanwhile, Linus, Uly, and Paris search for answers on a ship that may not be above water for very long. And what if, thrown into the mix, was a legendary warrior, the one Dark Elf cursed- with goodness?? Well who knows what could happen... Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Pa...
Mar 18, 2025•57 min•Season 5Ep. 15
Now that Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) has finally found love in-of all places-the heart of Book Megastore tycoon Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), she thinks she has it all. But when Joe heads off to open the world's largest bookstore across the pond, can his same old emails compete with the new missives she starts receiving from a mysterious stranger? And when former employee-turned-online-bookseller George Pappas (Steve Zahn) comes to Kathleen with jaw-dropping offer, will she ever reach Inbox Zero again? Fol...
Mar 04, 2025•52 min•Season 5Ep. 14
BEEP BEEP! Special Guest Pod on the Feed! Three minions are left alive after the dungeon where they work is ransacked by "heroes." Led by gamemaster Amy Vorpahl, two skeletons (Danielle Radford and Dan Casey) and a goblin (Jason Nguyen) set out to see if they can escape the pit into which they've fallen, find their friends, and get back to serving their overlord. Goblin Mode is also available as a video podcast at https://www.youtube.com/geekandsundry See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 58 min
Finally our heroes do the unthinkable: meet a bunch of weird guys on boats! Watch out, folks! First two podcast rows will get wet! And meanwhile: A shoe repair appointment takes an interesting turn... Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creat...
Feb 18, 2025•46 min•Season 5Ep. 13
With Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) and the creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) in hot pursuit of Agrigenta, it's only a matter of time before they find her and stop her wild machinations. That is, as long as they don't run into a truly strange parade. A strange parade indeed... Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features addi...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 12
With Lemon captured by the villainous Agrigenta Salumeria and her devious parasite Fingerdale, Linus, Uly, and Paris have no choice but to discuss the evolution of the Sid Meier's Civilizati —rescue her! And when Lemon and her captors reach Pennsylvania Base Camp, you know that can only mean one thing: Intercourse! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler B...
Jan 21, 2025•52 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Uh Oh! Our heroes are trapped in the clutches of Sanguina Bob, Paris is still covered in Neon Black, Uly seems to be getting stranger-sorry, more human- by the minute, it's getting to be too much! I just hope, and pray, that plot lines don't begin to shockingly converge!! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional soun...
Jan 07, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 10
As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're unlocking a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON ! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in ...
Dec 30, 2024•7 min
Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY! Want to support Rude Tales and get ac...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 4