The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation! The post 75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone! appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Dec 27, 2019•36 min
Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse. The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Nov 03, 2019•42 min
Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game. The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Sep 05, 2019•56 min
The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jul 31, 2019•28 min
Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jul 31, 2019•24 min
A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’ The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jul 31, 2019•27 min
We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature! The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 25, 2019•44 min
The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 01, 2019•33 min
A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’) The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 01, 2019•29 min
Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas. The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 01, 2019•29 min
It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing. The post 66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 01, 2019•23 min
Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings. The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Aug 01, 2018•32 min
Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet. The post 64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jun 18, 2018•33 min
We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track! The post 63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’ appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Apr 29, 2018•34 min
Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order. The post 62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Apr 01, 2018•33 min
Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness. The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 25, 2018•32 min
Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY! The post 60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jan 28, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole. The post 59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Dec 25, 2017•30 min
We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’ The post 58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Dec 01, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimate battle against the forces of evil. The post 57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special! appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Oct 29, 2017•34 min
“Buffoon” Chatter, “Buffoon” Lore, and buffoons playing a buffoonish game buffooningly. The post 56 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Sep 24, 2017•47 min
Bouffant Day arrives and it’s time for the final joke, but, who will be the butt? The post 55 The Buffoon, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Aug 27, 2017•31 min
Buffoonery, “Whoooooo Said That?!”, and Andy’s story “Frenches” your earholes! The post 54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jul 30, 2017•53 min
Henri leads the ensemble in a Bouffant Day rehearsal that takes a sinister turn. The post 53 The Buffoon, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Jun 25, 2017•27 min
In Medieval France, a rogueish nobleman, Henri, is disgraced and banished by his brother, Le Duc. When he meets a gruesome band of fellow exiles in the forest, he learns of an opportunity to clown his way to vengeance – Bouffant Day! The post 52 The Buffoon, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
May 29, 2017•32 min
Listen in horror as we mangle yet another classic Sherlock Holmes old-time radio script in this re-broadcast of our LIVE special from 4.25.17! (Also, stay tuned ’til the end when we *almost* reveal the title of our next season!) The post 51 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Apr 30, 2017•56 min
Listen as we put each other to the question, submit to Tom’s sick “weird history” mind game, and drink deep of the ear poison secreted by Andrew’s potent story-sack. The post 50 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Mar 26, 2017•1 hr 8 min
SEASON FINALE: The fate of Yugoslavia hangs in the balance as the true contents of the mysterious crate are revealed! The post 49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 27, 2017•33 min
Just a quick check-in to tell you where we’ve been, where we’re headed, and to offer cheap, dirty promises. The post *Programming Update* appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Feb 03, 2017•5 min
Plug us into your earbones and listen as we talk Bruff, get weird, speak poems, and answer listener questions with our trademark grace and profundity. The post 48 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com...
Dec 25, 2016•1 hr 12 min
