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rSlash

rSlash Reads Redditwww.youtube.com
I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Knocked Out a Dirty Cop Who Beats His Girlfriend!

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works as a first responder in an ambulance. One day while driving back from a scene, he spots a crying woman on the side of the road. He and his colleague stop to care for her, and it's immediately obvious that she's showing signs of domestic ab*se. It turns out that her boyfriend is a cop, and when he shows up he starts throwing around his authority and threatens to arrest OP for obstruction. OP gets to enact some malicious compliance by opening up the ambulance doors a...

Jul 23, 202119 min

r/Choosingbeggars "Guests Must PAY ME To Attend My Wedding!"

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a completely entitled bridezilla who posts a long list of bizarre rule for her guests. Rules include "you must pay the bride to attend the wedding" and "you must not speak to the bride at any time." We've also got a delusional writer who thinks that she's written the next Twilight about a princess who really wants to passionately hug a vampire, but she can't because of politics. Exciting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 22, 202119 min

r/Talesfromtechsupport "My Computer is Literally on Fire"

r/Talesfromtechsupport Welcome to the world of tech support, where we have idiotic users, angry customers, and douchebag bosses. We've also got a computer on fire! Life as a tech support worker just wouldn't be complete without a few exploding computers on your hands. We've also got a really sweet and wholesome story involving an older gentleman who can't get his TV working. If you like these stories, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Jul 21, 202121 min

r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN, NOW!!!"

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP pretends to be a cowboy as a hobby. No, seriously -- he dresses up like a cowboy, goes to public events like county fairs, and teaches people about weapons from the Wild West. He comes across a young man about 16 years old who is very interested in one of his antique pieces. OP says that the boy will need his parent's permission before he can hold it because, well, he's a responsible human being. The boy's father shows up SCREAMING at OP to hand over the ...

Jul 20, 202119 min

r/Pettyrevenge I Rubbed My Bully's Face in Poison Ivy!

r/Pettyrevenge As a young kid, OP starts getting harassed by a bully at school. The teacher don't do anything to help, obviously. OP's father tells him to get revenge against the bully by fighting back. Well, OP gets an opportunity pretty soon when the bully grabs a patch of poison ivy and threatens to rub it on OP. OP pushes the bully down, causing the bully to land face-first into the patch of poison ivy. OP sits on the bully and just rubs their face in it. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Jul 19, 202120 min

r/Prorevenge Torture my Cat? I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!

r/Prorevenge OP works at a kennel, and one of her job perks is that she can board her pets for free. So when she takes vacation for a week, she entrusts her beloved cat to her coworkers' care. When she comes back, she finds that her cat has been badly neglected, underfed, underwatered, and is covered is excrement. This discovery sends OP into a rage and she starts plotting her revenge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 18, 202128 min

r/Talesfromthefrontdesk I'm Trapped in an Elevator with a MURDERER!

r/Pettyrevenge OP is having a very, very bad day. In fact, this has to be one of the worst days on the job in history. Listen to OP's epic, scary, and funny story about the huge list of problems that she experienced during her shift as a hotel receptionist. The story culminates in her being trapped on an elevator with a potentially violent man who had just attacked one of the hotel's maids. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Jul 17, 202117 min

r/Pettyrevenge Park Like a Jerk? I'll Block You In!

r/Pettyrevenge Here's a general word of advice to you. If you drive your car to car repair shop, don't steal a parking space from an exhausted auto mechanic. Is it really a good idea to piss off a car expert, and then leave your car in the hands of a person who knows exactly how to mess up a car? Well, an entitled idiot tries exactly that when he steals OP's parking spot. OP gets revenge in a rather petty but satisfying way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 16, 202121 min

r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing to Give My House to My Friend?

r/AmITheA**hole OP's friend is getting married, and OP agrees to let her friend use his house as her wedding venue. However, OP's fiancé doesn't like OP and refuses to allow OP to attend the wedding... but they still want to use OP's house. OP is like, "Wait, you're not inviting me to the wedding, but you still want to use MY house for your wedding. Nuh-uh. Not gonna happen." The wedding couple freaks out on OP and calls him a bitter a-hole for refusing to give them his house. Does that make him...

Jul 15, 202119 min

r/Maliciouscompliance My Dad Beat & Abandoned Me, So I Stole His Stuff!

r/Maliciouscompliance Unfortunately, OP has a horrible father who thinks that it's a good idea to beat his kids as a way to discipline them. When OP's father finally tells OP to leave the house and not come back, OP happily complies and begins living independently. He later finds out from a friend that his dad is leaving on vacation for a few days, so OP sneaks back into his old place and steals all of his dad's stuff. To be fair, it was stuff that the dad bought with OP's money, so realisticall...

Jul 14, 202116 min

r/AmITheA**hole for Ruining a Karen's Wedding?

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is forced into being the best man for his friend and an incredibly toxic bride. The bride tries to micromanage OP's life and control his girlfriend's body. The bride actually demands that OP's girlfriend wear a frumpy dress to hide her pregnancy, because the bride doesn't want the pregnancy stealing attention from her wedding. So, OP decides to ruin the wedding by trashing on the couple during his best man speech. Is he the butthole in this situation? Learn...

Jul 13, 202118 min

r/Maliciouscompliance My Landlord Tried to Scam Me into Paying Double Rent

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has to break his lease and move out of his apartment early. According to the lease terms, he doesn't have to continue paying rent on that apartment if he can find a replacement tenant. He does exactly that, but his landlord says that he has to keep paying rent because the landlord is going to give his apartment to somebody else. OP says, "Nope! I don't think so!" and slaps him with some malicious compliance contract law and doesn't pay an extra penny ...

Jul 12, 202116 min

r/Choosingbeggars "I DESERVE YOUR TV BECAUSE I HAVE SUPERIOR SPERM!"

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have the world's MOST INSECURE choosing beggar. I'm not even exaggerating -- this guy absolutely flips out because OP implies that he doesn't know what he's talking about. He goes on and on about how amazing, rich, and successful he is. He even spends some time bragging about his amazing sperm. It's like... "Buddy, what does any of this have to do with a TV?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 11, 202120 min

r/Entitledparents Entitled Father Almost Kills Me With Covid!

r/Entitledparents OP works as a tutor for young kids. Recently he's been doing online classes for obvious reasons. He has two entitled parents as clients who absolutely INSIST on in-person sessions because they believe that their kid is just incapable of learning through online sessions. OP begrudgingly agrees, and of course when he shows up the kid's father is coughing every 5 seconds. Want to take a guess as to what the father is sick with? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "blovid." Learn ...

Jul 10, 202121 min

r/Prorevenge Don't Pay Me? I'll Destroy Your Scam Business & Take Your House!

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have 2 stories from developers who get hired to make a website for a client. Both clients try to screw over OP by making them try to work for free, and both times OP gets spectacular revenge! In one of the stories, OP manages to use his developer skills to utterly destroy the client's business piece by piece until the client has to close shop and even loses his house to foreclosure. How many times do I have to say it? Don't mess with the IT guy! Learn more abo...

Jul 09, 202117 min

r/AmITheA**hole For Getting My Racist Family Member Fired?

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an Asian man married to a woman who has an extremely toxic family. OP's father-in-law and sister-in-law basically hate him just because he's Asian. Coincidentally, both OP and his sister-in-law are professional chefs, and the sister-in-law mocks OP's cooking every chance she gets. Eventually, one of their conflicts goes public and gets posted on social media, leading to the sister-in-law getting fired and all of her friends calling her out on her racist behavior. Learn more...

Jul 08, 202120 min

r/Idontworkherelady "Officer, I'm a Pizza Guy, Not a Drug Mule!"

r/Idontworkherelady OP works at a pizza delivery place, and one day he gets a rather unusual call from a customer who ordered a large cheese pizza. He shows up at the customers house with the pie, but for some bizarre reason they refuse to pay for it, so he just leaves. A week later 2 cops show up and drag him to the police station where they interrogate him over his involvement in a massive criminal conspiracy. They keep accusing OP of trafficking drug money, but OP is like, "Dude, I was just t...

Jul 07, 202119 min

r/AmITheA**hole For Not Giving $40,000 to a Thief Who Stole From Me?

r/AmITheA**hole OP doesn't have any kids of her own, so she starts saving money for her nephew's education. Eventually, she raises over $40,000 to pay for college. She agreed to keep this a secret from her nephew because his parents want him to work to earn scholarships, rather than just lazily expecting money. Well, it turns out that the nephew has been stealing money from her purse for years, and OP finally finds out about it. She changes her mind about giving him the $40,000, which of course ...

Jul 06, 202118 min

r/Maliciouscompliance My Manager Told Me To Quit, So... I Quit! BYE-BYE!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's company has an obnoxious policy about phone use. A manager catches OP on his phone, and of course the manager decides to lecture OP despite the fact that OP is the most useful and productive worker in the entire company. OP takes his manager up on his offer to quit, leaving his manager dumbstruck. Be careful what you wish for, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 05, 202117 min

r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, Then BEGGED Me to Come Back!

r/Maliciouscompliance Why is it that bosses everywhere are so incredibly stupid? In today's episode, OP gets fired from her job as a teacher because she wasn't wearing a uniform, even though she's not required to wear a uniform. OP just shrugs and moved on with her life because they were making her work for free anyway. The next day, OP's boss calls her back wondering why she isn't at work. "You fired me, remember? Be careful what you wish for!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Jul 04, 202117 min

r/Prorevenge They Robbed My Home, So I Electrocuted Them! ⚡💀⚡

r/Prorevenge OP owns a vacation home out in a tropical jungle, so he's often turns off power while he's not using the home. Copper thieves keep sneaking onto OP's property to steal his copper cables. OP eventually gets sick of it, so he installed a backup power system that will turn on in case the main power is cut. The thieves come back, turn off the main power, and then go to cut the copper cables thinking that the power is off... but the power is very much ON! The thieves electrocute themselv...

Jul 03, 202117 min

r/Entitledparents My Dad Used a Hidden Camera to Watch Me Undress!

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl with a stepfather. She finds out that her stepdad installed a secret security camera in the house, but he didn't tell her about it. He told OP's mom, but not OP herself. Luckily, OP's mom warned her about the camera. Her stepfather claimed that it was for "home security," but the camera faced an area where OP often hung out. OP later finds out by reading her step-dad's texts that the real reason for the camera was to secretly capture foota...

Jul 02, 202119 min

r/Choosingbeggars STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY NUTS 🥜

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we venture into the crazy world of garden thieves. Apparently, its extremely common for people to sneak onto someone's property and steal all of their fruits, vegetables, and nuts. In one story, OP catches a group of organized thieves in a major nut theft operation, including heavy machinery and deadly weapons. OP catches the thieves red-handed and holds them at gunpoint until the cops show up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 01, 202119 min

r/AmITheA**hole For Using My Wife's Trauma To Win A Fight?

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's is married to a woman who was relentlessly bullied when she was in school. Today, while they were out shopping, OP's wife says something mean about another customer, so OP says that now his wife is being a bully. His wife was deeply hurt by that accusation and is now upset at OP. Is he the butthole for using his wife's trauma against him like that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jun 30, 202123 min

r/Askreddit What Crazy Things Happen at 5-Star Hotels?

r/Askreddit Have you ever wondered what kind of crazy, horrible, scary, and sexy things happen at hotels? The hotel workers in today's story reveal the craziest secrets of the hotel industry. We've got stories about adult entertainment workers, illegal substances, human trafficking, insane celebrities, and more! These stories will probably make you think twice about spending the night in a hotel room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jun 29, 202119 min

r/Storiesaboutkevin He Thinks that All Plants Are Made of Meat

r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, Kevin visits his vegetarian aunt and wonders why she isn't eating any ham. His aunt explains that she's a vegetarian, so she only eats plants. Kevin gets really confused. "But all plants are animals, and you eat plants." Everybody is in shock at how stupid Kevin is. Does this guy honestly think that all plants are made of meat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 28, 202119 min

r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Manager Fired By Obeying His Orders

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a hotel, and her job is to go through the hallways to collect all the dirty trays from leftover room service. OP's stupid manager decides to go on a power trip and orders OP to help him out instead of collecting trays. OP happily complies, causing dishes to pile up across the entire hotel. Eventually, high-level executives at the hotel notice that something is wrong, so they ask OP why she isn't doing her job. OP happily reports that her idiotic manager won't le...

Jun 27, 202120 min

r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Give My Sister My House?

r/AmITheA**hole OP purchased a lake house owned by his parents, and he now lives there fulltime with his girlfriend. His sister is getting married, and she asked OP if she could have her honeymoon at his lake house for a few weeks. OP refuses because he doesn't want his sister doing the dirty all over his new house. Also, he lives there! Where would he go during those weeks? His sister becomes furious when he refuses and uninvites him from her wedding. Is OP the butthole here? Learn more about y...

Jun 26, 202119 min

r/Choosingbeggars THE ELEPHANT'S 🍆 WAS TOO BIG!!!

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, an angry Karen gets upset that her family trip to the zoo was ruined! She was at the elephant exhibit and... let's just say that the elephant was REALLY excited to be there. The Karen just had to leave a review expressing her completely justifiable anger at the zoo for allowing the elephant to show off his fifth leg. This Karen suggests that the zoo staff should give this poor animal some relief so that it never happens again! Learn more about your ad choice...

Jun 25, 202120 min

r/Prorevenge Steal My Pills? I'll Swap My Pills With LAXATIVES!

r/Prorevenge OP is a medical condition that requires him to take prescription medication. His two roommates think that it's a good idea to start taking OP's very important medication. No problem! OP can just swap out his medication with high-powered laxatives and wait until the sh** hits the fan, so to speak. His roommates spend the night glued to the toilet and learn a valuable lesson about stealing things from others! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jun 24, 202119 min
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