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rSlash

rSlash Reads Redditwww.youtube.com
I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe
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Episodes

r/Maliciouscompliance Pay Me Less? Guess I'll Work Less 🤷

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP overperforms at his new job because he's chasing a promotion! During his first yearly review, his boss tells him that they don't give out big promotions for people in their first year, so OP doesn't get a promotion. OP decides that if they're going to pay him a minimum wage salary, then he's going to deliver minimum wage work! He stops doing all of his boss's work, and his boss's life immediately becomes miserable. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Sep 30, 202116 min

r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring Full-Time Sex Slave - NO PAY!

r/Choosingbeggars I've just found an incredible job opportunity! This person wants a full-time love slave to clean their house, do their dishes, and drive them around town for free! However, there will be no hanky-panky of ANY kind. So basically this person just wants a full-time live-in slave who does all of their chores for free. Why on earth would anybody sign up for that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 29, 202116 min

r/Entitledparents She KIDNAPPED My Newborn Baby!

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who tries to insert herself in OP's life at every opportunity. She somehow gets it in her head that OP cheated on her husband, and the baby is a bastard child! One day when OP falls asleep, the mother-in-law kidnaps the baby and sneaks off to a hospital to get a paternity test. The hospital staff panics and gets ready to call the cops because the baby doesn't belong to the mother-in-law. Learn more about your ad choic...

Sep 28, 202115 min

r/Prorevenge He Cheated on Me, So I Destroyed His Life!

r/Prorevenge OP is dating a guy who has very fishy behavior. He keeps driving over state lines to buy marijuana so he can drive back into his state and sell it illegally. On one such trip, OP notices that one of her boyfriend's female friends is posting pictures of her snuggled up to her man. She puts the pieces together and discovers that he is a felon with several baby-mamas! In her quest for revenge, OP reports all of her former boyfriend's illegal activities to the government to ensure that ...

Sep 27, 202119 min

r/AmITheA**hole My Dad Abandoned Me at Age 10, Now He Wants my House!

r/AmITheA**hole When OP was 10 years old, she came home from school one day to discover that her father had completely abandoned her. He just left! No note, no goodbye, nothing! Luckily, OP's grandmother was able to take care of OP from then on. Many years later, OP inherited her grandmother's house when her grandma passed away. OP's dad showed up for the first time in over a decade to harass OP and demand that she hand over the house. He says that she should be a good daughter 🙄 Learn more abo...

Sep 26, 202118 min

r/AmITheA**hole for Telling My Husband's Family that He's a Swinger?

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her husband engage in an alternative relationship lifestyle. Her husband encourages OP to make a profile on a specialty dating website, but someone from his family finds the profile. All of OP's in-laws confront OP, calling her a cheater for making a profile on this website. OP defends herself by revealing all of her husband's dirty secrets. Is OP the butthole here for telling her husband's family what they do in private? Learn more about your ad choice...

Sep 25, 202119 min

r/Maliciouscompliance A Grocery Store Karen Got EXACTLY What She Asked For!

r/Maliciouscompliance Ever stand behind a Karen at a grocery store? They're always in such a hurry because their life is just SO important! This Karen gets pissy that the grocery store clerk isn't following all of the rules, even though this particular rule is a huge waste off time. The clerk happily complies with Karen and wastes the Karen's time by giving her exactly what she asked for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 24, 202118 min

r/Maliciouscompliance I Obeyed My Dumb Boss, Which Cost Him $2,000,000!

r/Maliciouscompliance OP has a blue collar job laying pipe at a large corporation. His white collar boss gets pissed off at OP because OP dared to enter the white collar worker building to retrieve some important blueprints. His boss bans OP from the building forever, which means that none of the workers have the blueprints to lay any of the pipes. The workers have nothing to do for a month, which results in a staggering $2,000,000 in wasted labor costs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

Sep 23, 202119 min

r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Sperm Donor! You Must Pay Me $180,000!

r/Choosingbeggars This young lady is looking for a sperm donor! Are you the lucky guy? All you have to do is pay her the low price of about $180,000 over 18 years! It's the deal of the century! This woman wants you to knock her up, but also pay child support throughout the child's entire life. Oh, and did I mention that you will have NO parental rights? Why on earth would anybody take her up on this insane offer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 22, 202120 min

r/Entitledparents This Woman Stole a Dog from a Child!

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP discovers that his own mother secretly stole the dog that he had as a child, and then sold it to a man in the next town over. Later in life, OP happens to cross paths with the man, who graciously gives the dog back to OP after OP proves that he owned the dog. OP's mother was shocked when she realized that her crime had been discovered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 21, 202123 min

r/TIFU by Dragging a Girl's Dead Body into my Apartment Elevator

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP experiences what can only be described as a date from hell. He hooks up with a girl, and in the middle of the night she starts acting really weird. He kicks her out, and she collapses in the hallway of his apartment complex. He then drags her lifeless body to the front desk to get help. The paramedics arrived, and she was clinically dead for a few minutes! Luckily they were able to revive her, and then the girl asked OP for a second date. Learn more about your ad ch...

Sep 20, 202122 min

r/Maliciouscompliance I Turned a Customer into a Zombie!

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a grocery store that's on a military base. One day, a woman comes in and tries to pay off her store credit. OP's computer says that the customer is deceased, so he informs the woman that she is dead. The woman is understandably confused, but is excited when she realizes that dead people don't have to pay off debts! She makes a new account and OP starts calling her "zombie!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 19, 202119 min

r/AmITheA**hole for Sending a Guy's Nudes to His Family?

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who is constantly getting harassed by a male cousin. This guy just won't leave OP alone and keeps sending her inappropriate images. She begs him to stop! When he refuses, OP decides to take the nuclear option and share all of his illicit images with his family group chat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 18, 202120 min

r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Plane Seat? You'll Regret It!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a window seat on an airplane. When he arrives at his seat, he discovers that his window seat has been stolen by another passenger, leaving OP to sit in the middle seat. OP happily complies because he wants to sit next to his wife in the aisle seat anyway. Justice is swift for the seat thief because the stewardess gives OP a gift bag thinking that he was the seat thief! The seat thief was livid that OP get the prize instead of him! Learn more abou...

Sep 17, 202119 min

r/Prorevenge A Car Thief Left Her UNLOCKED Phone in My Car!

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was the targeted by a car thief! Luckily, he caught the robber in the act and was able to scare her off. The thief was so startled by OP that she dropped her UNLOCKED phone in OP's car and left it behind when she ran off. OP found the phone and saw that it was still logged into her social media. So, OP began systematically ruining this thief's life by posting all of her illegal, dirty secrets online to her friends and family! Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Sep 16, 202120 min

r/Choosingbeggars My Employee Wouldn't Work for Free, So I Fired Him

r/Choosingbeggars You know what the problem is with young people nowadays? They don't have any work ethics, like a willingness to work unpaid labor for free. How selfish! A choosing beggar actually uses that argument in today's video. Not only does she fire her employee for not wanting to work for free, she actually writes an article and posts it online about how terrible workers nowadays don't want to work for free. How deluded can you possibly be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

Sep 15, 202118 min

r/AmITheA**hole for Having My Dogs Attack My Neighbor's Kids?

r/AmITheA**hole OP lives next to a couple of young boys and their hands-off, entitled parents. The boys are constantly messing around on OP's property, and he even catches them trying to break into his house! Eventually, OP gets sick of the harassment and gives his dogs a command to chase the boys. The kids run away in terror and OP calls his dogs back -- no harm done. Does this make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 14, 202123 min

r/Entitledparents Insane Karen Starts a Fight at a Theme Park!

r/Entitledparents Little Miss Karen and her kids are at a theme park expecting to go down a water slide. The Karen brings up the wrong type of tube, so the ride attendant tells her to wait while she radios a manager to bring up the right tube for her. Does the Karen wait? Of course not! She's a Karen, after all. She and her kids start spitting at the attendants, destroying the ride, and absolutely freaking out. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about yo...

Sep 13, 202118 min

r/Prorevenge Ruin My Job? I'll Ruin Your LIFE!

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP worked as a lifeguard in a small town. For some reason, OP's supervisor absolutely hated OP and tried to sabotage his job at every opportunity. She even broke into OP's house and then filed a complaint that OP was asleep in his own house naked! OP plays the long game and retaliates by systematically destroying the girl's job, family, education, and career! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 12, 202121 min

r/Askreddit What's that One Embarrassing Moment that Haunts You?

r/Askreddit What is that one embarrassing moment that keeps coming back to haunt you? We've all got a story like that. I even have an embarrassing story of my own from high school when I suddenly became a weirdo in the presence of a girl. These stories are hilarious, strange, and downright cringeworthy. If you've got an embarrassing story of your own, share it down in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 11, 202124 min

r/Murderedbywords "Did You Just Tell a Gold Medalist They're Doing it Wrong?"

r/Murderedbywords Are you ready for morons on the Internet getting absolutely massacred by words? We've got angry employees quitting in spectacular fashion, gold diggers getting embarrassed, and some idiot who tries to lecture an literal gold medal winner about how to play their sport. Call an ambulance, because there's been a murder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 10, 202117 min

r/AmITheA**hole My Friend's Girlfriend RAN OVER ME WITH HER CAR!

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP was run over by a hit-and-run when he was a teenager. This incident completely ruined his life because it slammed his poor family with medical bills and it destroyed his athletic scholarship. Later in life, he's chatting with his friend's girlfriend, and she brags about getting away with a hit-and-run against a teenager when she was younger. OP puts the pieces together and realizes that this is the woman who ran him over when he was a teenager! Learn more a...

Sep 09, 202119 min

r/Maliciouscompliance Mean Old Lady Screws Herself Over!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP helps out the old lady next door by clearing snow off her driveway, mowing her lawn, etc. He doesn't even ask the old lady for compensation -- he just does it because it's the neighborly thing to do. Well, when the mean old lady complains about OP driving over her property, OP happily stops doing free yard work for her. If you don't want OP on your property, then OP will stop going on your property! Be careful what you wish for! Learn more about your ...

Sep 08, 202121 min

r/AmITheA**hole for Banning My Racist Mom from My Wedding?

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a Latina woman who has fallen in love with a white guy of Irish descent. As a result, OP's fiancé doesn't grow much facial hair. This is a point of constant criticism from OP's mother, who thinks that only real men can grow a full beard. Things eventually blow up when OP's mom buys the fiancé a shaving set as a way to mock his lack of masculinity. OP flips out and bans her mother from the wedding. Does that make her the butthole? Learn more about your ad...

Sep 07, 202123 min

r/Maliciouscompliance An ENTIRE College Class Reported Their Toxic Professor

r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets stuck with an incredibly lazy, toxic professor who refuses to actually teach the subject matter to his students. To make matters worse, he's one of those professors who intentionally fails a certain number of students every semester. OP gets tired of dealing with his professor's attitude, so he orchestrates a secret meeting with his fellow students where they ALL agree to file official complaints against the professor. This causes the dean to personally get involved...

Sep 06, 202118 min

r/Choosingbeggars Unemployed Mom: "I ONLY DATE RICH MEN"

r/Choosingbeggars Fellas, have I got a girl for you! She's unemployed, lazy, entitled, and wants to drain you of every dollar you own! The woman in this dating profile genuinely expects to date a man who has a car, a job, and a solid 6-figure job, even though she brings absolutely nothing to the relationship. And to top thing's off, she has a kid and a baby-daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 05, 202118 min

r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR OVARIES!"

r/Entitledparents OP works at a doctor's office where she provides skin care services to clients. One woman comes in and immediately starts grilling OP about her personal life. Eventually, the Karen hits OP with the big question: "Can I have your eggs?" The Karen wants OP to give her eggs (as in, her ovary eggs) to some complete and total stranger. When OP shuts it down, the woman flips out and says that OP isn't being Christian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Sep 04, 202117 min

r/Pettyrevenge Teenagers Messed with My Job, So I Pepper Sprayed Them!

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's job is to block of sections of the road for construction -- you know, setting up signs and traffic cones. A group of entitled teenagers start giving OP a hard time by throwing away all of her traffic cones. So, OP happily gets some petty revenge by spraying the traffic cones with a healthy coating of pepper spray. The next time the teenagers threw away the cones, they got the spray on their hands, and then they started eating snacks... Learn more about you...

Sep 03, 202118 min

r/TIFU By Refusing to Shave My Wife's Booty-Hole

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is watching Tiktoks with his wife. A content creator makes a joke about shaving "down there" and OP's wife innocently asks him, "Would you shave me down there?" OP acts disgusted and then says something that he would definitely come to regret later. Clearly, he should have just gone to grab some shaving cream 😂 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 02, 202121 min

r/Prorevenge My Boss Stole from Me, So I Ruined His Business & Marriage!

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Subway for an incredibly toxic, penny-pinching boss who breaks the law to save a few bucks. Unsurprisingly, the manager also tries to screw over OP by paying him less. OP isn't having any of that, so gets some prorevenge by reporting his boss's crimes to the local authorities. Say goodbye to your business, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 01, 202122 min
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