REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 4 (Jun. 18, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With an ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard Bit at (22:21)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Where's Karl's knob?" Gervais; Stephen “Ah, it's the welcome return of Knob News.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Man grows knob on his arm." Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023....
Sep 05, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 4
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 3 (Jun. 11, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "It's not a big problem having your head done in by nudists." Gervais; Stephen “'What's your natural beach clobber?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "In the future, they reckon that we'll be able to wake up and eat a yogurt you can have a chat with" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updat...
Aug 31, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 3
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 2 (Jun. 4, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "is it embarrassing to have a man's finger up your arse?" Gervais; Stephen “'All I can see is a bald monkey.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Pope's dead." Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 2
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 1 (May 28, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (40:13)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "cause it's such a lovely bald little sort of dome" Gervais; Stephen “'Sponsored by Lindauer sparkling wine.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Right, are we doing Rockbusters then?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023....
Aug 29, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 1
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 12 (Jan. 17, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (37:02)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Oh, little Karl Pilkington." Gervais; Stephen “'When Harry Met Barry', it's a classic film.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "So we're doing When Harry Met Barry. All right?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023....
Aug 19, 2023•59 min•Season 3Ep. 12
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 11 (Jan. 10, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (27:53) & (53:12)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Well, if you're an anthropologist or a psychologist, a doctor, a gay, please call in" Gervais; Stephen “I'm not convinced by this whole, um, cleavage looks like an ass” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Right, well if it's all about ass, why don't gay...
Aug 18, 2023•53 min•Season 3Ep. 11
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 10 (Jan. 3, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (15:37)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “I definitely know, and have met, more little gay fellas than little Chinese fellas." Gervais; Stephen “have any of us ever met any gay people?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Rockbusters?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2...
Aug 17, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 10
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 9 (Dec. 27, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (23:42)** This is the Fifth (5) Best Bits Episode by Karl Pilkington. Our fearless leaders, Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant, are out yet again this week, so their slack-jawed lackey, Karl Pilkington, has cobbled together another BEST BITS episode for your enjoyment 'n that! Alright? THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED...
Aug 16, 2023•52 min•Season 3Ep. 9
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 8 (Dec. 20, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (0:00)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “I want the king who stands astride them like the Archangel of Metal" Gervais; Stephen “You love Maiden don't you. They're a friend of yours.” Merchant; and, while Karl Pilkington is in Lanza Grotty, we have special guest, Ian “I brought in Metal Christmas, is that al...
Aug 14, 2023•46 min•Season 3Ep. 8
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 7 (Dec. 13, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (13:52), (14:20) & (49:46)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “With no water! just to dry out and get some new ideas. Ohh, I'd love to see you sitting there..." Gervais; Stephen “he needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust island.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Going to Lanzarote next week.” Pilkingt...
Aug 13, 2023•59 min•Season 3Ep. 7
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 6 (Dec. 6, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (37:15)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Well, it's not a romantic language no, it's quite harsh." Gervais; Stephen “Karl was wittering on about the Germans earlier.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “What I'm saying is if a French woman was talking to me I'd say I don't know what you're talking about love b...
Aug 11, 2023•57 min•Season 3Ep. 6
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 5 (Nov. 29, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “How did we get from ‘5p off milk’ to ‘free butt plug with every sale’?" Gervais; Stephen “Shove them up your bum” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I’m always interested in their little shops and stuff.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023....
Aug 08, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 5
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 4 (Nov. 22, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (16:22) & (34:38)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Ivan the Crafty, at most! Ivan the jealous, you know, Ivan the spoiled brat" Gervais; Stephen “You’re gonna go down in history like with Vlad the Impaler!” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Um, d’ya’ know – Ivor the Terrible?” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HA...
Jul 30, 2023•56 min•Season 3Ep. 4
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 3 (Nov. 15, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (0:00), (14:06), (18:22) & (45:40)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “What've you got to say, just, having a guess, is it about monkeys, Chinese people or little gay fellas?" Gervais; Stephen “Well no, they were up to some hijinks.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Just havin' a look. Err, picture of hi...
Jul 29, 2023•56 min•Season 3Ep. 3
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 2 (Nov. 8, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (15:43), (28:54) & (42:21)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Do you prefer... knobs or tits, Paulo?" Gervais; Stephen “Do I get bender points?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Gay fella … straight, sort of man. Man-woman.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023....
Jul 28, 2023•55 min•Season 3Ep. 2
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 1 (Nov. 1, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (0:00), (49:46) & (57:27)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Boys are back in town on Xfm 104.9. We're back then, aren't we, Karl?" Gervais; Stephen “Karl said he's never going to do the show again.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I had Mondays and Tuesdays off before Duncan got involved.” Pilkington. ...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 1
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 51 (Aug. 16, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. As expected, SERIES 2 ends on a familiar topic: KNOBS... And Karl moans about having to work Saturdays. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “No one cares. This is our last show. Lets make it a good one!" Gervais; Stephen “What are you feelings Karl so far? I mean are you tearful? Are you upset?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I am paid peanuts ...
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 51
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 50 (Aug. 9, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at 14:34** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Right! I don't know what that is." Gervais; Stephen “I don't know what that was. This is appalling.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I just was saying last week about everyone's raving about Galileo.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO....
Jul 21, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 50
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 49 (Aug. 2, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **This is Karl's Songs of Phrase MAGNUM OPUS... "I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21. That's because the Chinese look older." ** *Early rendition of Ricky's DEREK character at 26:15* Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “It's the most convoluted, ridiculous - RACIST - piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!" Gervais; Stephen “Play it...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 49
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 48 (Jul. 26, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at 21:13 & 51:49 (ending)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “YOU ARE JOKING! Well christ-all-mighty. There you go, unbelievable and it was a chimp all along.” Gervais; Stephen “Now a couple of questions. I trust you'll be able to answer these.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “'Because now the owner ...
Jul 18, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 48
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 47 (Jul. 19, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at 52:37** Check out XFM In The Community on TWITTER! https://twitter.com/xfm_community Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “He's suddenly realized they might know it's him!” Gervais; Stephen “And they could be listening, and they're gonna clean you out mate.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “'If so, yeah he'...
Jul 17, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 47
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 46 (Jul. 12, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Don't get ratty karl!” Gervais; Stephen “Dan suggested we could call it 'Karl Idol'” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “'I'm not getting ratty. Dan, e-mail me. You know me address. Email it, it'll be sorted out. You can be here next week.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO.
Jul 14, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 46
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 45 (Jul. 5, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at 12:02, 46:14 & 55:41** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “You're never doing Rockbusters again. And if Monkey News is bad tha-, we banned that as well.” Gervais; Stephen “What have we done, Rick? What have we done?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “'Be-on-see'. He wants to be on the sea.” Pilkington....
Jul 14, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 45
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 44 (Jun. 28, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “What? Giving birth to him, it, her?” Gervais; Stephen “So that's it. That's all the information...” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Four eyes, what would that be like?... Mad, innit?” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO.
Jul 12, 2023•56 min•Season 2Ep. 44
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 43 (Jun. 21, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at 50:05 & 57:08** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Did you have a good holiday, Karl?” Gervais; Stephen “Well, don't look at me, I'm not from Cornwall.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Tell you what, there's some odd people down there, Steve.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO....
Jul 12, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 43
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 42 (Jun. 14, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “There’s a lot of tin in Cornwall, because they’ve shut the mines” Gervais; Stephen “Your father, what do you think your father will be up to? What’s he going to be nicking on this holiday?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Eh, well there’s a monkey world.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO....
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 42
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 41 (Jun. 7, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at Beginning & 27:54** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “what I don't understand is you maintained that while looking at a Spanish man dressed as a fireman.” Gervais; Stephen “Did he have moustache?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “And the dilemma was I wanted to make sure, cause that was the last pro...
Jul 10, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 41
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 40 (May 31, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “We had to stop at one point cause his arm was bleeding” Gervais; Stephen “Do you fancy wrestling me?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “have you ever seen…a gorilla having a fight?” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO.
Jul 07, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 40
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 39 (May 17, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at 12:56, 28:23, 36:06** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “He’s Dr. Frog now. He’s changed it. He didn’t like Fox.” Gervais; Stephen “We weren’t funny; fair enough.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “You-you get some clean money, sort of, like little vouchers that you stick in their knickers or whatever.” P...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 39
REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 38 (May 10, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at 13:46, 31:00** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “You won't have a shower, you won't take me shoes and socks off, you won't do anything. You won't give Dale Winton a rubdown. What will you do for Christ's sake?” Gervais; Stephen “That'll be the first time that anyone in your family has actually made, you...
Jul 06, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 38
