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Royally Screwed

Denim Creekrss.com
A bi-weekly show exploring the greatest, worst, and craziest rulers throughout human history. How did a man trick his way into becoming a Russian Czar? Did Caligula actually wage war against the ocean? Was Alexander really that Great? Get your answers and learn about some lesser known rulers who you might learn to love or love to hate.
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Episodes

Episode 50: A Capri-cious Reign

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the latter era of Emperor Tiberius's reign. With no signs of Tiberius naming a new heir, he'll retire to the island of Capri. But what does that mean for Rome in the emperor's absence? Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, "Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Vapour” - Osoku, “Sail Away With Me” - Von Meyer Copyright 2...

Feb 19, 202333 minEp. 50

Episode 49: Lenin and Trotsky Paint the Town Red

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. These two both desire to turn the failing Russian Empire into a Communist state. But how will things turn out when not even the communists can agree on how to get things done? Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Glitz at the Ritz” - Jules Gaia, “Vapour” - Osoku, “The Last Bar in Chicago” - Nicky Dowling, “S...

Feb 05, 202336 minEp. 49

Episode 48: Out of Legends– King Arthur (Pt 2)

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re once again talking about a possible candidate behind the legends of King Arthur. This time around, its Ambrosius Aurelianus, a Romano-British king who goes from a vaguely described king to part of the Arthurian Legends himself. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Forest Walk” - Alexander Nakarada, “Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jer...

Jan 22, 202330 minEp. 48

Episode 47: Hickory, Dickory, Donkey

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the seventh president of the United States of America: Andrew Jackson. Hero of the common man or a vile misanthrope who helped further disenfranchise those beneath him? Let's learn about one of America's most divisive leaders. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “Mysterious...

Jan 08, 202340 minEp. 47

Episode 46: The Hammer of Hanukkah

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the origins of the Jewish celebration of Hanukkah. Judah Maccabeus and his family are going to fight their way against the successors of Alexander the Great in order to protect their religious freedom. However, how far will they actually have to go? Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “A Snowflake’s Tale” - Howard Harper-Barnes, “Dayfreak” ...

Dec 25, 202233 minEp. 46

Episode 45: "Rome Wars - A New Hope"

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Germanicus, nephew/adopted son of Emperor Tiberius. We'll watch this young man prove himself as a military leader and possibly become a spark of hope in an uncertain time. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma, “Glitz at the Ritz” - Jules Gaia, “Beginner’s Luck” - White Bones, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Zone O...

Dec 11, 202234 minEp. 45

Episode 44: He Loves Me, He Love Me Not (x6)

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the reign of King Henry VIII of England, specifically his relationship with the Catholic Church/Church of England as well as his relationships with his six wives. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Always There” - Table Etiquette, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jerry McHoy, “Mysterious Package” - Kikoru, “Forest Walk” - Alexander Nakarada, “A Snowfla...

Nov 27, 202240 minEp. 44

Episode 43: Were They Great? Sargon of Akkad

This week on Royally Screwed, it's another episode of "Were They Great": a look at rulers who gained the title "The Great" and deciding whether or not they really deserved it. This time: Sargon of Akkad Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Time For Cadillac” - Cooloop Copyright 2022, Denim Creek Productions...

Nov 13, 202228 minEp. 43

Episode 42: Be Gay, Do Crime

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Emperor Ai of Han, a Chinese ruler who is most well-known for allowing his love for his boyfriend to overshadow his job as emperor. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Sail Away With Me” - Von Meyer, “Time For Cadillac” - Cooloop, “Archipelago Exploration” - Christian Andersen, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones,“Re...

Oct 30, 202233 minEp. 42

Episode 41: Empathy and Tragedy- The People’s Princess

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales-- her life, the hardships she went through, and all the good she did for the world. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jerry McHoy, “Mysterious Package” - Kikoru, “Time For Cadillac” - Cooloop, “Zone Out” - Daniel Fridell, “Coffeeshop Stories” - Almost Here Copyright 2022, Denim Creek Pro...

Oct 16, 202230 minEp. 41

Special: Too Hot to Handle

On this inbetween season break special episode of Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Gao Changgong, aka the Prince of Lanling-- a Chinese prince so attractive that... that's kinda just what he's known for. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “Beginner’s Luck” - White Bones, “Reconcile” - Peter Sandberg Copyright 2022, Denim Creek Productions...

Oct 09, 202213 min

Episode 40: Caesar, Immortal

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re beginning a transition in the Julio-Claudian Saga-- finishing Augustus's story and beginning the rule of Tiberius. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma Copyright 2022, Denim Creek Productions

Sep 11, 202227 minEp. 40

Episode 39: The King and the Maiden Fair

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the events that led to the end of the Hundred Years' War, specifically the events surrounding the coronation of Charles VII thanks to Joan of Arc. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “Time For Cadillac” - Cooloop, “Beginner’s Luck” - White Bones, “A Snowflake’s Tale” - Howard Harper-Barnes Copyright 2022, D...

Aug 28, 202236 minEp. 39

Episode 38: By the Grace of Grania

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Grania O'Malley, aka "The Pirate Queen", an Irish chieftain who lived during the time period when England was finalizing its control over the island of Ireland. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Archipelago Exploration” - Christian Andersen, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jerry McHoy, “The Last Bar in Chicago” - Nicky Dowling, “Mysterious Package” -...

Aug 14, 202234 minEp. 38

Episode 37: Scoti Imperatum

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re continuing/concluding the story of Irish king Brian Boru. Brian's quest to become the most powerful ruler in all of Medieval Ireland will come to fruition, but not without making a few enemies [previous Brian Boru episode: #27]. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Beginner’s Luck” - White Bones, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, “Forest Walk” - Alexander...

Jul 31, 202232 minEp. 37

Episode 36: Judgment Day

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the Salem Witch Trials and the men who allowed mass hysteria to spread throughout colonial era Massachusetts. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Zone Out” - Daniel Fridell, “Mysterious Package” - Kikoru, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jerry McHoy, “Mystery Garden” - Brendon Moeller, “Vapour” - Osoku Copyright 2022, Denim Creek Productions...

Jul 17, 202231 minEp. 36

Episode 35: The Brothers Germanicus

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re continuing the Julio-Claudian saga! Before we get to Tiberius as the emperor, how about we learn a bit more about his past-- as well as the life of his brother Drusus-- as they help the Roman army take on the empire's northern neighbors. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full” - Radio_Parma, “Underwater Junkyard” - T. Morri, “The Crossroad...

Jul 03, 202232 minEp. 35

Episode 34: Of God and Glory- Part 2, the Lionheart

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re continuing/concluding the story of the Third Crusade, this time switching POVs to talk about Richard I of England, aka Richard the Lionheart. Who will come out on top as two great military minds come to blows in the war for the city of Jerusalem? Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Forest Walk” - Alexander Nakarada, “Waiting For Dessert” - Step Two!, “G...

Jun 19, 202237 minEp. 34

Episode 33: Of God and Glory- Part 1, Saladin

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re beginning the story of the Third Crusade as we follow the rule of Sultan Saladin as he sets his sights on the city of Jerusalem. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Forest Walk” - Alexander Nakarada, “Vapour” - Osoku, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Action rock_full ” - Radio_Parma, “Beginner’s Luck” - White Bones, “Waiting For Dessert” - Step Two!...

Jun 05, 202231 minEp. 33

Episode 32: Hassan and the Blades of God

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Hassan-i Sabbah, a man who will help form the Nizari Shi'a sect of Islam and, along with it, the Order of Assassins. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Vapour” - Osoku, “The Last Bar in Chicago” - Nicky Dowling, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Zone Out” - Daniel Fridell, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “Always There” - Table Etiquette Copyri...

May 22, 202230 minEp. 32

Episode 31: Under the Red Flag of Zheng

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the three pirate captains- Zheng Yi, Ching Shih, and Cheung Po Tsai- who amassed great levels of power and even went so far as to take on the navy of the Qing Dynasty. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Mysterious Package” - Kikoru, “Waiting For Dessert” - Step Two!, “Underwater Junkyard” - T. Morri, “D...

May 08, 202231 minEp. 31

Special: The Life and Times of the Queen of Egypt

On this inbetween season break special episode of Royally Screwed, we're examining a few ways Cleopatra has been portrayed in media over the years. I also decided to watch a 4.5 hour long movie so you don't have to. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno, “Glitz at the Ritz” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full ” - Radio_Parma Copyright 2022, ...

May 01, 202221 min

Episode 30: The Succession Games

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the potential heirs of Roman Emperor Augustus and how he'll eventually only have one choice left. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full ” - Radio_Parma, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, “Zone Out” - Daniel Fridell, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno Copyright 2022, Den...

Apr 10, 202231 minEp. 30

Episode 29: Were They Great? Frederick II of Prussia

This week on Royally Screwed, it's another episode of "Were They Great": a look at rulers who gained the title "The Great" and deciding whether or not they really deserved it. This time: Frederick II of Prussia Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno, “Underwater Junkyard” - T. Morri, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Edsvikens Vals” - Jerry McHoy, “Waiting For Dessert” - Step T...

Mar 27, 202234 minEp. 29

Episode 28: Son of God, Prince of Lies

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Cesare Borgia, the son of Pope Alexander VI and perhaps one of the most vile figures of the Renaissance. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, “Glitz at the Ritz” - Jules Gaia, “A Snowflake’s Tale” - Howard Harper-Barnes, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “The Last Bar in Chicago” - N...

Mar 13, 202233 minEp. 28

Episode 27: O'Brian, My Brian

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re beginning the story of Brian Boru, one of the first men to unite the many kings and kingdoms of Ireland. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Forest Walk” - Alexander Nakarada, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Zone Out” - Daniel Fridell Copyright 2021, Denim Creek Productions

Feb 27, 202230 minEp. 27

Episode 26: Around the World by Daft Punk ft. Ferdinand Magellan

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Ferdinand Magellan, a man on a mission to to get to Asia as quickly as possible… and doing it in the most wrong way possible. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Coffeeshop Stories” - Almost Here, “Homegrown Style” - Macy’s Voice, “Sail Away With Me” - Von Meyer, “Underwater Junkyard” - T. Morri, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno, “Mysterious Package”...

Feb 13, 202232 minEp. 26

Episode 25: The Mighty Imperator Rex

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Octavian's transformation from member of the Second Triumvirate to Augustus, the first emperor of Rome. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Action rock_full - Radio_Parma, “Neroli” - Ennio Máno, “Glitz at the Ritz” - Jules Gaia, “The Crossroads” - Lindsey Abraham, “Smooth Passenger” - White Bones, “12th Floor Party” - Jules Gaia, Copyright...

Jan 30, 202231 minEp. 25

Episode 24: Were They Terrible? Ivan IV of Russia

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about Ivan IV of Russia, aka Ivan the Terrible, and determining whether or not he deserves that nickname. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Subscribe to the Channel on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqVkGmgEQTR7KX5GhBV-vkA/featured Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “Always There” - Table Etiquette, “Sail Away With Me” - Von Meyer, “Dayfreak” - White Bones, “Vapour” -...

Jan 16, 202234 minEp. 24

Episode 23: Dead Popes Tell No Tales

This week on Royally Screwed, we’re talking about the infamous trial of Pope Formosus. Subscribe for more episodes as they come. Twitter: @Denim_Creek Instagram: denimcreekpro Subscribe to the Channel on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqVkGmgEQTR7KX5GhBV-vkA/featured Music: Intro/Outro: “Life O’ the Lavish” - Jules Gaia, “The Last Bar in Chicago” - Nicky Dowling, “Always There” - Table Etiquette, “Reconcile” - Peter Sandberg, “Mysterious Package” - Kikoru, “Smooth Passenger” - White B...

Jan 02, 202226 minEp. 23
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