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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episodes

Episode 949 - Yes, And? For SpongeBob

Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & O...

Jan 16, 20241 hr 32 min

Episode 948 - Calvin Klein Is Doing It Right

Jeremy Allen White is white-hot sex in his Calvin Klein ad, the Amy Winehouse biopic looks terrible but the Bob Marley biopic looks incredible, and a Missouri high school teacher having sex with one of her students was helped by the boy's father. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Join the MyBookie.com family today and use my promo code DRINKINBROS to get yourself a 100% deposit match up to a thousand bucks. Our Sponsors: *...

Jan 11, 20241 hr 18 min

Episode 947 - Flying Felon Gets Sentenced

Gypsy Rose is a social media superstar after being paroled from prison for killing her abusive mom, the felon who leapt over the bench and attacked his judge is now being treated like Hannibal Lecter, Jo Koy completely botched his Golden Globes hosting gig, and Saltburn has a pretty cool hog shot. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, A...

Jan 09, 20241 hr 30 min

One Star Reviews Episode 03 - Gay Bars

The three mustaches read one star reviews left for gay bars. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is. Buy our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Jan 05, 20241 hr 29 min

One Star Reviews 02 - Austin Restaurants

The three mustaches read and discuss horrific One Star Reviews about Austin, TX restaurants. Buy Our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Jan 02, 20241 hr 7 min

Episode 946 - 2023 Year in Review

We recap the best and worst of 2023 including the Oceangate Titanic disaster, Barbenheimer, Matthew Perry’s death, Prince Harry’s terrible book, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s whirlwind romance — plus our predictions for 2024. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattr...

Dec 21, 20231 hr 46 min

Episode 945 - Jonathan Majors Found Guilty

Jonathan Majors has been dropped from Marvel after being found guilty of third-degree assault, Matthew Perry was apparently doing Ketamine when he died, and a serial killer lured his victims into the woods by promising them that there was gold in there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night...

Dec 19, 20231 hr 32 min

Episode 944 - Oprah is on Ozempic!

Oprah reveals that her newfound massive weight loss is from Ozempic and we think more celebrities should embrace the drug, Glory actor Andre Braugher died from lung cancer at the age of 61, and Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie out there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 10...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 13 min

Episode 943 - The Saddest Girlfriend Ever

A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought a vibrator that was “bigger than him.” SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go ...

Dec 12, 20231 hr 25 min

Episode 942 - Panera's Silent Killer

Panera Bread's "Charged Lemonade" drink has killed two customers with heart problems because the drink is loaded with more caffeine than a Four Loko, an Ohio woman who threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to working two months at a fast food restaurant, and actress Casey Wilson called Tim Allen "a little b*tch" after working with him on the Disney+ show The Santa Clauses. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 38 min

Episode 941 - The New GTA Game Is INSANE

The new Grand Theft Auto trailer leaked and it looks absolutely insane, a terrible AI version of Jimmy Stewart will now read stories to you as you fall asleep, and Nelly is officially BACK after his Big 12 Championship halftime show and his new baby with Ashanti. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a...

Dec 05, 20231 hr 25 min

Episode 940 - The Not So Golden Bachelor

It turns out Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner wasn't totally honest about his dating history after he became a widower, the allegations about P. Diddy seem like they might be extremely true, formerly paralyzed NFL player Ryan Shazier has been caught cheating on his wife and she posted the dirty laundry online, and Bradley Cooper's new movie is apparently a masterpiece. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to https://1stphorm.c...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 19 min

Episode 939 - Alex Murdaugh Sentenced AGAIN

South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh has been convicted of crimes AGAIN, Disney's new movie 'Wish' is bombing at the box office, a Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a rabies needle for looking at other women, and a Saudi Prince bought plane tickets for 80 of his closest falcons. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adj...

Nov 28, 20231 hr 31 min

Episode 938 - Our Sacrifice

What was the bigger Dallas moment on November 22, JFK's assassination or Creed's halftime performance at the Cowboys game? Plus Sydney Sweeney puts the cannons out on full display, Ross and Jessie finally watch Don't Worry Darling and discuss the perfect Thanksgiving Day. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) ...

Nov 22, 20231 hr 27 min

Episode 937 - Surviving Diddy

Diddy settles his lawsuit with Cassie where she accused him of blowing up cars and forcing her into drug fueled "freak-offs" with other men, murder docs are getting more and more obscure, Travis Kelce is buckling under the pressure of fame, and someone is offering up satanic sacrifices in a Long Island cemetery. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING...

Nov 21, 20231 hr 22 min

Episode 936 - The Petition To Remove Usher From The Super Bowl

Jessie has decided that she wants to do the halftime show at the Super Bowl, Ross ponders if we will all be living in a biodome, and it's that time of year where celebrities are declaring to leave the country if Trump gets re-elected. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Ma...

Nov 16, 20231 hr 6 min

Episode 935 - Jeff Bezos Makes Me Uncomfortable

The Vogue Magazine shoot featuring Jeff Bezos and his fiancee Lauren Sanchez is exceptionally weird and creepy, the SNL skit about Britney Spears' new book was terrible, and everyone loves being in nature until nature gets metal. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattres...

Nov 14, 20231 hr 22 min

Episode 934 - Fast Car Wins Song of the Year... Again

Luke Combs' cover of 'Fast Car' netted Tracy Chapman another award decades after the song was released, raccoon attacks are a lot scarier than you'd think, People's "Sexiest Man" awards this year were outrageous, and for some reason Jared Leto scaled the Empire State Building. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and m...

Nov 09, 20231 hr 16 min

Episode 933 - 48 Hours Of Barbra F'ing Streisand

Barbra Streisand's new audiobook of her autobiography is allegedly 48 hours long, Babs' dating history might be the most impressive in Hollywood history for men OR women, Succession star Alan Ruck crashed his Rivian into a pizza place, and spiders can live in your ear. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- ...

Nov 07, 20231 hr 35 min

Episode 932 - The Grumpy De Niro Trial

Robert DeNiro is being sued by his ex-assistant for being an abusive boss and he is VERY grumpy about it, we break down the hottest actresses over 60, the SAG strike is getting close to ending, and did Meryl Streep hook up with Idris Elba a couple years ago??? SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 10...

Nov 02, 20231 hr 16 min

Episode 931 - Matthew Perry Dead At 54

Friends star Matthew Perry died tragically at the age of 54, people are wondering if Perry was "happy" at the time of his death, a SECOND teacher at a small Missouri high school has had her OnlyFans discovered, and Creed is officially back on tour. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Slee...

Oct 31, 20231 hr 21 min

Episode 930 - Movies That Made People Walk Out

Jack in the Box has a new taco that looks like it's going to annihilate toilets, we haven't heard of most of the allegedly worst movies of 2023, and the Beatles have a new song coming out with the help of AI to recreate John Lennon's dead voice. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep T...

Oct 26, 20231 hr 26 min

Episode 929 - Alaska Airlines Pilot Attempts Takedown

An Alaska Airlines pilot allegedly attempted to crash a plane full of passengers mid-flight while having a nervous breakdown, Kurt Cobain's daughter has MAYBE the most insane divorce story we've ever heard, and Britney Spears' old audition video for The Notebook has leaked. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and mo...

Oct 24, 20231 hr 24 min

Episode 928 - Justin Timberlake Is Getting Nervous

Britney Spears' new book drops an absolute bombshell about aborting a baby she had with Justin Timberlake, Lifetime is dropping movies about the Murdaugh Murders and the prison guard who fell in love with a convicted murderer, and the media is being super lame to Millie Bobbie Brown. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priv...

Oct 19, 20231 hr 27 min

Episode 927 - Did Oprah Try To Run For President?

A Florida man attempts to wrestle an alligator on the side of the highway and it goes as badly as expected, Will Smith responds to Jada Pinkett Smith's allegations about their marriage, and Creed is officially back. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in ...

Oct 17, 20231 hr 17 min

Episode 926 - Jada Pinkett Smith Is The Devil

Jada Pinkett Smith keeps revealing deeply private things about her marriage to Will Smith, new and shocking bigfoot footage from Colorado is definitive proof the creature exists, and a naked man chasing children in a mall near Seattle is beaten by bystanders. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 1...

Oct 12, 20231 hr 22 min

Episode 925 - Why Do They Have To Ban Skittles?

California has banned Skittles and other food with certain ingredients in them, everyone has an OnlyFans now, the Texas Rangers are using the power of the band Creed's music to win games in the playoffs, and Tori Spelling is hawking vibrators on Instagram. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 ...

Oct 10, 20231 hr 20 min

Episode 924 - Minneapolis Cop OnlyFans

Drake's new music video is 5 minutes of him saying naughty words in front of his son Adonis, a Minneapolis cop was busted for having an OnlyFans, Sophie Turner is three feet taller than Joe Jonas, and a drunk woman is filmed telling German tourists to get out of America. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more)...

Oct 05, 20231 hr 22 min

One Star Reviews 01 - Dive Bars

The three mustaches read and discuss One Star Reviews left online for dive bars. Buy Our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Oct 05, 20231 hr 13 min

Episode 923 - 500 Days At Sea

An elderly Australian couple is spending their entire retirement on cruise ships because it's cheaper than an old folks home, Hugh Jackman's appearance at the Jets game with Taylor Swift raises some questions, and a Pentecostal pastor gets bitten on the face by a rattlesnake. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ f new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and ...

Oct 03, 20231 hr 22 min
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