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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episodes

Episode 716 - Let‘s Take Horse Dewormer!

Joe Rogan's curing his Covid ails with some Illuminati medicine cocktail, REAL (Ohio State) football is back tonight along with a new Drake album, Pickleball has captivated the state of Texas, Labor Day weekend is about to be in full swing, and a Fresno man learns not to jerk and drive in this week's crime corner. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! G...

Sep 02, 20211 hr 16 min

Episode 715 - The Fake High School Football Team

A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Ge...

Aug 31, 20211 hr 19 min

Episode 714 - Justice For Bob Ross

The new Bob Ross documentary on Netflix gets real sexy and real weird, a Houston girl who looks like she should be in a sorority lit a couple on fire and killed the husband, Kanye West is changing his name to Ye, and for some reason Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana in a new movie. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use...

Aug 26, 20211 hr 18 min

Episode 713 - Havana Syndrome

Kamala Harris’s staffers are experiencing Havana Syndrome after a trip to Vietnam, Mike Richards is officially canceled as the host of Jeopardy!, Ross finds out that Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died live on air, and Ross recaps his and Giorgio’s tattoo bet over the Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to C...

Aug 24, 20211 hr 19 min

Episode 712 - Don't Forget Your Third Booster

The CDC is going to ask people to take a third COVID booster shot, the media is turning on Joe Biden over Afghanistan, Texas governor Greg Abbott got COVID, and Ross discovered Greg Gutfeld’s show on Fox News that is apparently crushing all the traditional late-night shows. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOON...

Aug 19, 20211 hr 29 min

Episode 711 - First Day Of School

Kids are going back to school in Texas without masks thanks to Governor Greg Abbott, Naomi Osaka cries at a press conference because someone asked her a question she thought was mean, Britney Spears posted on Instagram that she opened a door with her mind, Ryan Reynolds’ new movie ‘Free Guy’ looked awful but ended up being great, and Jessie called the ‘White Lotus’ finale. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- pl...

Aug 17, 202157 min

Episode 666 - The Goth Episode

These are the best goth tattoos and the most goth ways to off yourself according to Goth Ross and Goth Jessie. The lost 666 Goth Episode finally sees daylight. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order. Go to Stamps.com , click on the Microphone at the TOP of...

Aug 12, 20211 hr 7 min

Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns

New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial a...

Aug 10, 20211 hr 35 min

Episode 709 - South Park Gets A Mega Deal

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, an...

Aug 05, 20211 hr 11 min

Episode 708 - A Catch With My Dad

Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant’s private parts. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial a...

Aug 04, 20211 hr 2 min

Episode 707 - Fred Durst's New Look

Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst’s new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon’s ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and M...

Aug 03, 20211 hr 29 min

Episode 706 - Suni Lee Wins Gold

Ross and Jessie celebrate American gymnast Suni Lee’s gold medal win in the women’s individual all-around, Jessie is disgusted at Jared Leto’s newest film look, Ross talks about the website Gawker coming back, and Jessie hates deep dish pizza. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get On...

Jul 29, 20211 hr 25 min

Episode 705 - Simone Biles Quits

Ross and Jessie discuss US gymnastics superstar Simone Biles leaving the team due to "mental health" reasons, the Woodstock doc on HBO, why AI was used in the new Anthony Bourdain movie, sad A-Rod vs Beniffer on dueling yachts, and Papa G gets the highest we've ever seen him on the show. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMAX.com and use p...

Jul 27, 20211 hr 32 min

Episode 704 - Dr. Dre Loses Big

Ross and Jessie break down how much money Dr. Dre’s wife is getting from him in their divorce, Harvey Weinstein looking like a dead body in court in LA, how terrible Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s new movie looks, and Ross reads Giorgio’s Tinder sexts to a 50-year-old woman. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! The best hot sauce ever created is at Truff...

Jul 22, 20211 hr 34 min

Episode 703 - Jeff Bezos' Phallus Fantasy

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos putting just the tip of his little dink rocket into space, Wally Funk becoming the oldest person to ever go to outer space, Tarek El Moussa's and Christina Haack's super messy post-divorce lives and if 'Flip or Flop' will survive, Prince Harry's new book deal, and the world's worst Gmail address. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial a...

Jul 20, 20211 hr 20 min

Episode 702 - The Cult Of AEW

Ross and Jessie break down Chrissy Teigen’s latest statement on what it feels like to be canceled and how alone she feels now, Ross talks about going to the AEW pro wrestling match in Austin with his kid last night and how outrageous the show was, and Jessie asks Ross if he’d one day go hunt rhino poachers. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to Ca...

Jul 15, 20211 hr 34 min

Episode 701 - The Sixth Sense Penis

Ross and Jessie break down this year’s Emmy nominations, the new Anthony Bourdain documentary ‘Roadrunner’, the biggest dong in the history of earth being shown in the new Netflix show ‘Sex Life’, Hilaria Baldwin popping back up, and Popeye’s being accused of hoarding chicken for their new spicy nuggets. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to Cardo...

Jul 15, 20211 hr 33 min

Episode 700 - Special Guests Danny Trejo and Donal Logue

Ross sits down with the legendary Danny Trejo and Donal Logue to discuss their new book about the crazy life of Danny Trejo, why the movie Poolboy saved his life, whether or Ross and Jessie's favorite tv show "Terriers" is coming back, and Danny's career as a boxer in prison. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NO...

Jul 08, 20211 hr 7 min

Episode 699 - 4th Of July Hangover

Ross and Jessie break down the argument Jessie got into with the lamest 12-year-old boy alive during a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, how exhausted Olivia Wilde must be dating Harry Styles, and why there’s nothing wrong with Zach Braff dating Florence Pugh. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and y...

Jul 06, 20211 hr 12 min

Episode 698 - A Sex Cult Seems Fun

Ross and Jessie get into the latest news on actress Allison Mack’s sentencing for her role with the Nexium sex cult and why starting a sex cult might be fun, Bill Cosby being released from prison despite raping 60 women because of prosecutorial incompetence, Meghan McCain announcing she’s leaving ‘The View’, and what will happen if and when Hawks fans and Suns fans get to fight each other in the stands during the NBA Finals. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVE...

Jul 01, 20211 hr 13 min

Episode 697 - The Delta Variant

Ross and Jessie break down how the government is responding to the COVID Delta Variant, the hottest old grannies in Hollywood, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett getting $80 million from Amazon for the podcast they just created less than a year ago, Dr. Jill Biden being on the cover of Vogue but not Melania Trump, and Meghan McCain's cringe Instagram post about Britney Spears. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plu...

Jun 29, 20211 hr 19 min

Episode 696 - Worst TV Characters Ever

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Britney Spears's latest attempt to try to get out of her conservatorship, how unlikable Kate Winslet’s character in Mare of Easttown, John McAfee’s suicide and his last Instagram post, and IKEA’s accidentally super racist Juneteenth menu. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code N...

Jun 24, 20211 hr 18 min

Episode 695 - Two In The Pink

Ross and Jessie break down the latest in news and entertainment including Brendan Fraser’s shocking new look, the new Pink documentary and if being married to a woman as rich as Pink would be terrible, the chicken wing and rosé shortage, if Dan has shed his DelCo heritage or if he’s still trash, and Walmart going full robot. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in...

Jun 22, 20211 hr 33 min

Episode 694 - Ross and Jessie Get Robbed

Ross and Jessie give more updates on the ongoing fraud case they have against the pool company that tried to rip them off and then literally robbed them, Ross explains why Ben Affleck went back to J-Lo, and Jessie brings a new cringe corner involving a Real Housewife’s terrible new pop single. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and...

Jun 17, 20211 hr 31 min

Episode 693 - Are We Headed For A Recession?

Ross and Jessie talk about an intense sex dream Ross had last night, Lin-Manuel Miranda getting canceled for not having enough Afro-Latino cast members in ‘In the Heights’, why Jessie hates the new female hosts of ‘The Bachelorette, and how ridiculously hard Kiefer Sutherland likes to party. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and u...

Jun 15, 20211 hr 22 min

Episode 692 - Bezos To Space

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos going to space and what other billionaires they would like to have leave the planet, Kanye West’s new girlfriend and if he will become the stepdad to Bradley Cooper’s kid, and why Ross wants to have Buzz Aldrin on the show so bad. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to CardoMax.com and use promo cod...

Jun 10, 20211 hr 12 min

Episode 691 - Thank You USAA

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather-Logan Paul fight and why Ross didn’t hit the after party, Chuck Liddell and Jake Paul talking to each other at the fight, David Spade hosting bachelor in paradise, a mom who told her teen son to masturbate into condoms, and Ellie Kemper’s apology. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to Car...

Jun 08, 20211 hr 17 min

Episode 690 - Jojo Siwa Had Too Much Pride

Ross and Jessie a man OD'd at Jojo Siwa's Pride party, Jessie solves the Casey Anthony bar fight mystery, which awful human being celebrity would you bang, why AMC got greedy today, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS for buy one get one free Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-O...

Jun 03, 20211 hr 1 min

Episode 689 - Naomi Osaka Quits

Ross and Jessie discuss tennis star Naomi Osaka quitting the French Open due to mental health problems, the "Friends" reunion on HBO, a movie that is being shot directly outside our house, the woman who pushed a bear over a wall to save her dogs, and Casey Anthony gets into a bar fight. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

Jun 01, 20211 hr 26 min

Episode 688 - HOLD AMC For Harambe

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on AMC's stock shooting to the moon, the anniversary of Harambe's death, why 'Fast and Furious 9' will save movie theaters, and their kid graduating from first grade -- plus a CRIME CORNER featuring a criminal who got busted because of his love of cheese. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Our Sponsors: * Check out...

May 27, 20211 hr 10 min
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