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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episodes

Episode 432 - Do You Need A Bully?

Ross and Jessie question whether or not bullies are necessary in life, being super late to the show "Chernobyl", the new Breaking Bad movie "El Camino" and why they didn't ruin it, Nikki Minaj marries a prisoner, Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner", and stay tuned for "Overtime" which involves a super inappropriate Halloween costume. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

Oct 25, 20191 hr 21 min

Episode 431 - Sbarro In Times Square

Ross and Jessie discuss the worst rejection in food history-- being turned down by a Sbarro Pizzeria late night in New York City. We also chat about Rolling Stone's 100 Best Singers list of all time and how they got it wrong, who surprisingly landed the rights for the Suge Knight biopic, and Jessie claims Tom Hanks might be a low-key d**k. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com...

Oct 23, 20191 hr 16 min

Episode 430 - Live From The Bronx!

Ross, Jessie, and Dan Hollaway do a RPR/Drinkin' Bros crossover live show from a dive bar outside Yankees Stadium with the ultimate New York Yankees fans "The Bronx Blue" hours before ALCS Game 4 as we discuss how baseball keeps best friends and family together over the years, our favorite baseball films, who got us into to baseball, and how we ended up at a Dominican bar drinking Jameson. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahastea...

Oct 21, 201951 min

Episode 429 - You're Not Getting Full!

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables living out her dream at a Michelin restaurant for our anniversary in New York, going to the ALCS to see the Yankees play, the porn star found dead in a cement box in Las Vegas, Jonah Hill backing out of the new Batman movie, and Jabes learns the hard price of partying on the road with Ross Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &amp...

Oct 18, 20191 hr 4 min

Episode 428- Special Guest Rapper Sirah

Ross and Jessie sit down with Grammy winning rapper Sirah in New York City as she chats about what it's like running a trap house, how she was kidnapped and sexually assaulted for three days, what it's like writing songs with Skrillex and Juicy J, and she breaks down "hood lingo" for Jessie to help her get more street cred in one of the wildest episodes of all time. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inqui...

Oct 16, 20191 hr

Episode 427 - Chef On A Budget

Ross and Jessie discuss superstitions as Ross wears all green to break a playoff curse, we chat about a possible new cooking show for Jessie, that time she dated an ugly British guy, and you know we got an all new "Crime Corner"! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Oct 14, 20191 hr 12 min

Episode 426 - The California Purge

Ross and Jessie discuss the state of California turning off their electricity for the next 5 days, what it takes to have a really good riot, a possible name change of the show to finally include Jessie, Ronan Farrow's new book about Matt Lauer, President Trump saying he will not turn over anything on the impeachment inquiry, and whether of not Hillary Clinton will run again based on her recent statements. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https...

Oct 11, 20191 hr 24 min

Episode 425 - The Oscar Goes To Joaquin Phoenix

Ross and Jessie discuss the why "The Joker" was a masterpiece, Pitchfork's Top 200 songs of the 2010's list, Jessie learns how men use the bathroom and where their parts go, and why Drake has a toilet that plays soothing music. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Oct 09, 20191 hr 26 min

Episode 424 - We All Dressed As Rambo!

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell and why he's not here for your BS, why Rambo was the only movie that Ross dressed up in character to go to, the new poll of state by state movie candy, why every single day has to be classified as a special day now, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...

Oct 07, 20191 hr 7 min

Episode 423 - A Hard 14

Ross and Jessie discuss the yo-yo dieting effect across the country, Jables tries to will fall on at a chili cookoff, why Ross thinks his best friend will end his life in spectacular fashion at the end of it, Todd Phillips leaving comedy due to the "woke generation", why a new script poses Ross a difficult task to produce, and a couple has sex in the back of a cop car in an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.o...

Oct 04, 20191 hr 17 min

Episode 422 - Blumpkin Spice

Ross and Jessie discuss the return of fall and possibly introduce the world to a new flavor "blumpkin spice", why Democrats want the impeachment inquiry hearings done by Christmas, why the author of "Friday Night Lights" might turn trans, the neverending delay for the new Kanye West album, is it possible that America has another Civil War, and whether or not an NFL player deserves to be suspended an entire year for a helmet to helmet hit. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GR...

Oct 02, 20191 hr 16 min

Episode 421 - Damnit Bob!

Ross and Jessie discuss how Japan is testing out the option to buy seats away from babies on airplanes, Ross wants to record a techno song called "Damnit Bob", if starting a vegan diet can make you injury prone in professional sports, why Cook Out doesn't get the love Inn N' Out gets on social media, how the Boston Dynamics robots are now doing backflips, and how Martin Scorcese's new movie "The Irishman" clocks in at 3 hours and 30 minutes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code...

Sep 30, 20191 hr 2 min

Episode 420 - The Essence Of Debauchery

Ross and Jessie discuss the Donald Trump impeachment inquiry, how filthy politics in general has become, Jessie accidentally pepper-sprayed herself, how Natty Light hard seltzer has signed on with the Big 12 conference to serve college kids at games and now Ross wants to invent a man's hard seltzer called "Chainsaw Seltzer", Demi Moore's new book where she alleges threesomes ended her marriage, and Jables is back with a crowd pleasing "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and us...

Sep 27, 20191 hr 13 min

Episode 419 - Impeachment For Trump?

Ross and Jessie are live on air as the Donald Trump impeachment numbers came in, why Adam Sandler is finally doing the movie he should have, the 16 year old Swedish environmentalist who is trying to save the world, and why Joaquin Phoenix didn't apologize for playing the Joker. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Sep 25, 20191 hr 11 min

Episode 418 - A Magical Night In Austin

Ross and Jessie discuss their recent last minute trip to Austin, Texas (yes another one) and it was definitely "kept weird" again, why the Emmy's tanked last night, Jessie discusses hanging out with "Bridget The Midget" and her suitcase porn, and a Food Network star actually dying from a "heart attack" meal. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: h...

Sep 23, 20191 hr 7 min

Episode 417 - Pattersons Vs Board Of Education

Ross and Jessie discuss the speech they never got to give at the New Hanover School Board meeting, Jessie's new favorite podcast Long May They Run, the beautiful stretch of time where the Squirrel Nut Zippers were famous, and why they shouldn't remake "The Princess Bride". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Sep 20, 20191 hr 8 min

Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now

Ross and Jessie discuss the return from the cruise, how Saturday Night Live fired a new cast member for "racism", the return of Saved By The Bell and Punky Brewster, the new Breaking Bad movie, the Anthony Bourdain estate selling 200 items, and what dead memorabilia you would want. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privac...

Sep 18, 20191 hr 6 min

Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird

Ross is joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they travel to Austin, Texas for a "Bourdain" style show with an eclectic group of Austin artists. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 16, 20191 hr 4 min

Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready!

Ross and Jessie are live in Houston to discuss the little lady "Jables" who is ready to party on the cruise, why Alyssa Milano sat down with Ted Cruz for a gun debate in Washington, how Will and Grace want to out everyone in Hollywood who gives money to Trump, the return of Billy Bush, and how Elizabeth Warren has supposedly grab the lead in the polls on the eve of the debate. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advert...

Sep 13, 20191 hr 13 min

Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans

Ross and Jessie discuss Jabes' fears of going on a cruise finally coming to life, why Ross is one of the best in the business at day drinking, Adele dropping a new album, the Amazing Jonathon documentaries, and Jessie drops an all-time favorite "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Sep 11, 20191 hr 17 min

Episode 412 - Don't Breed Shame Me

Ross and Jessie discuss can't stop talking about the emotional support horse on the plane, adults who drink Coca Cola past their mid-thirties, how a kid went blind after eating nothing but french fries and Pringles, and Jables is back with one of the craziest "Crime Corners" ever! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Sep 09, 20191 hr 6 min

Episode 411 - The Emotional Support Horse

Ross and Jessie discuss the new hurricane Dorian rolling into town, the soon to be deaths of your favorite rockstars, the new spiritual Kanye West album coming out, and the woman who brought her support horse on an American Airlines flight from Chicago. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...

Sep 05, 20191 hr 14 min

Episode 410 - New York Times Best Selling Author Ross Patterson

Ross and Jessie discuss making the New York Times best seller list for THANK YOU FOR MY SERVICE, what it's like being #1 in the world, the new Dave Chappelle standup special where he goes for broke, what to tell your kids about school shootings, and the celebration of life at The Olive Garden. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

Sep 04, 20191 hr 8 min

Episode 409 - We Go Deep Inside Of Us

Ross and Jessie discuss the Amazon rain forests burning down, Ross wonders why we can't live in a bio-dome, how the government considered if you can you drop a bomb in the middle of a hurricane, why Liv Tyler should be the last person you see on tv if the world is going to end, and we go down the rabbit hole of life in a weird introspective show. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...

Aug 30, 20191 hr 11 min

Episode 408 - The Holy Land Experience

Ross and Jessie discuss why everyone in Orlando, Florida knows Casey Anthony, the "Medieval Times" themed restaurant that features Jesus Christ, why social media companies might be turning us all into human credit scores, why Taylor Swift keeps winning over and over, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & O...

Aug 27, 20191 hr 11 min

Episode 407 - The Castration App

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' recent book tour at Fort Bragg, the upcoming trip to the opening of the college football season, Paz De La Huerata's meltdown in court over Harvey Weinstein, how awesome this season of "Hard Knocks" on HBO is, and why castration exists as a sexual fetish in an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-O...

Aug 26, 20191 hr 8 min

Episode 406 - Area 51st Birthday Party

Ross and Jessie discuss throwing their one year old a themed "Area 51st" birthday party and what it's like to keep a human alive for one year, explaining to people what you do for a living, why networks keep naming shows the worst names possible, and the gnarly Dale Earnhardt plane crash. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com...

Aug 23, 20191 hr 3 min

Episode 404 - My Grandfather's Bicycle Seat

Ross and Jessie discuss The Crisley's getting arrested for fraud, the dirty secret of seminars, conservatives being left off the New York Times Best Seller list, what birthing is going to be like in the future, why Ross doesn't care about any generation beyond his great grand children, Jessie's love for Brendan Fraser keeps growing, and how many things a woman can stuff into her vagina. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks....

Aug 19, 20191 hr 11 min

Episode 405 - Ninja Tubbs

Ross and Jessie discuss the man who died at a taco eating contest, Jables complains that she was born in the wrong era of the United States, knowing what age you can't do certain things in front of kids, we envision Harriet Tubman as a ninja for a biopic, and how the "Storm 51" has now turned into a music festival. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt...

Aug 17, 20191 hr 15 min

Episode 403 - Lotto Winner Dumps On Desk

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' new book "Thank You For My Service" coming out Tuesday, going to Olive Garden in Times Square, Ross' excitement for the new Natural Light hard seltzer, Jessie's chats about dating a professional foosball player, and the lottery winner who quit her job and took a dump on her boss' desk after winning $3M. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Aug 16, 20191 hr 8 min
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