Ross and Jessie break down the renewed and glorious love between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Mark Ruffalo once again getting as political as he possibly can on Twitter, John Cena apologizing to China for saying that Taiwan exists, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley hanging out with Shailene’s ex-boyfriend in Hawaii while Rodgers dresses like a hippie and strums a guitar, and noted skinny old man songwriter Richard Marx advocating for violence. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRIN...
May 25, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Ross and Jessie break down the newly announced Austin City Limits lineup featuring George Strait and Stevie Nicks, Demi Lovato announcing that she is non-binary, Joe Biden driving an electric truck, and Elon Musk manipulating crypto prices — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Texas lady who got covered in her dead upstairs neighbor’s blood. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattr...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, Joe Rogan’s latest take on cancel culture, Chrissy Teigen’s other super mean tweets she was sending out back in the day before she got self-righteous, Andrew Cuomo’s book deal, their love for Gwyneth Paltrow’s total obliviousness to how wealthy she is, Elon Musk sabotaging crypto prices, and Celine Dion singing “Who Let the Dogs Out.” Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Chrissy Teigen’s history of telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself on Twitter, the Colonial pipeline hack and gasoline hoarding, and Gal Gadot getting canceled for being Israeli — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Missouri woman who snuck a gun into prison inside her lady parts. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Golden Globes being cancelled, Seth Rogen explaining why he will no longer work with James Franco, J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting back together, Bill Gates’ divorce, and the tiger on the loose somewhere in Houston. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 f...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Ross and Jessie talk about Caitlyn Jenner's plane hanger problems, dating in the current political landscape and going back to "recycled" exes, giving up on people altogether and making the switch to robots, and childhood dreams never coming to fruition. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com , promo code NO...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Ross and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! If you're ready to take action and pr...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Ross and Jessie talk about getting ready to go to the Kentucky Derby — and Jessie reveals her Derby hat, Jessie gives her thoughts on Britney Spears wanting to testify in court on her own behalf, and Ross explains how he’ll react if the Falcons don’t draft Kyle Pitts. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out ...
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Ross and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the U...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the announcement that MTV is making more episodes of Ridiculousness, the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather fight, and Celine Dion giving the most underwhelming sexual harassment story ever recorded — plus a Crime Corner about a husband who definitely should’ve gotten away with murdering his wife but somehow totally blew it. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night ...
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Demi Lovato going to war against a frozen yogurt shop for promoting diet culture, how they think the Derek Chauvin trial will be affected after what Maxine Waters said about the jury, and Chrissie Teagan blocking Ross on Twitter — plus Ross goes in hard on the car dealership that’s trying to F over him and his dad. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep...
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Ross and Jessie discuss the IPO of Coinbase and go all in--then go all out, Colton Underwood coming out as gay, the death of Bernie Madoff, the shooting in Minnesota, and your grandfather going to his grave without knowing what gets your d**k hard. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! StrikeForceEnergy.com Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com...
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the news that the government is pausing use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, Meghan Markle not attending Prince Philip’s funeral, Facebook shutting down the Drinkin’ Bros group with 100,000 members, and the NYPD using an evil robot dog. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 an...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 28 min
Ross and Jessie talk about Michael Rapaport’s feud with Kevin Durant and the DMs he leaked, Jessie breaks down how she wants to explain her plan to murder Ross to detectives to see if she could get away with it and Ross misses that there are no badass lawyers anymore who can definitely get you off for murder when you’re guilty, like Johnny Cochrane — plus a CRIME CORNER involving a man lying about murder to get his snow plowed. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to EXPRESSVPN.com/nooners to get an extr...
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 38 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on rapper DMX clinging to life on life-support after an OD, the Q-Anon documentary from HBO, if Matt Gaetz was really hooking up with a teenager or not, and the 6-year-old boy who found a bullet in his bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to receive your first month of treatment for free StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code G...
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Ross and Jessie talk about the black box in the SUV Tiger Woods crashed and what it could have recorded, Joe Biden’s dog major biting ANOTHER person in the White House, why they both hate April Fool’s Day, and Sharon Stone’s insane autobiography — plus Ross takes a smelling salt live on air. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him - A Novel by Ross Patterson Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www....
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Ross and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer — plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a grea...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Ross and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HARRYS.com/NOONERS to get a Harry's Starter Set and a FREE Body Wash for just $3 StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Ross and Jessie are back in Los Angeles to let you feel the mean streets of L.A. as ghetto birds fly by, homeless people scream throughout, Vagabonds play '80s R&B from a bus stop, as Ross wears a shawl to get him through the chilly evening. Wild show. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inqu...
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the shootings at Asian massage parlors in Atlanta, Jessie goes in on Jared Leto being a terrible actor and also maybe the leader of a sex cult, Ross and Jessie break down the new gay Captain America -- plus Kanye West is a billionaire now. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com , promo code NOONERS Our Sponsors: * Check ou...
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Ross and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to BABBEL.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLI...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Ross and Jessie give updates on how the reconstruction of their destroyed Texas home is going, Ross does a drunk Papa John impression while he and Jessie break down why it took so long for Papa to get the n-word out of his vocabulary, and Giorgio explains digital training cards — plus Jessie’s latest Crime Corner features a Weekend at Bernie’s-esque murder. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS now, you'll get $15 off your first month Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF ...
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah, Jessie breaks down every single thing she thinks Meghan Markle lied about, Ross rattles off the latest list of Disney films to be banned from Disney+ for being problematic, and Jessie admits she works out to Tekashi 6ix9ine. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to get your first month free! Use our exclusive link, ExpressVPN.com/NOONERS and you can get an extra 3 months free Our Sponsors: * C...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Ross and Jessie get into the new racist controversy ruining ‘The Bachelor’ and getting host Chris Harrison canceled, why the hell apes at the San Diego Zoo are getting vaccinated before human beings, David Boreanaz having a jack sesh video leaked, and Meghan Markle’s latest drama with the Royal Family — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Spanish rapper who cut off a friend’s wang to go viral. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILL...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 35 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Dr. Suess getting canceled, how gross the people interviewed in the OnlyFans documentary on Hulu were, and Chris Cuomo covering his brother Andrew Cuomo on CNN suddenly being a conflict of interest now — plus Ross and Jessie get the best birthday presents ever from Reuben. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros liquidiv.com promo code NOONERS FOR 25% OFF Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! Go to BABBEL.c...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 34 min
Ross and Jessie discuss AMC and Gamestop stocks roaring back to life, Ross' 33rd birthday, Mister Potatohead going genderless, Bruce Springsteen getting off his DUI, and Lady Gaga's dog walker getting shot and her dogs stolen... and you know Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 48 min
Ross and Jessie gather together in their new refugee studio to talk about the Obama/Bruce Springsteen podcast collab, the new Woody Allen documentary and the history of Woody banging his stepdaughter turned wife, the Kim and Kanye divorce, and what Bobby Shmurda is doing with his newfound freedom. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution10 and use code revolution10 for 10 free meals, including free shipping! Our Sp...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Ross and Jessie revel in the irony that Bruce Springsteen got a DWI and the news came out days after his terrible Jeep Super Bowl commercial aired, Ross and Jessie break down North West's obviously fake painting that Kim Kardashian posted to Twitter, Ross gives his thoughts on why Trump’s second impeachment trial pisses him off and why Taylor Swift is a gangster — plus a Crime Corner featuring public sex and porn filming on a Myrtle Beach ferris wheel. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HelloTushy.c...
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the woman who tried to use Gorilla Glue as hair spray, the absurd amount of woke Super Bowl commercials, the new Britney Spears documentary from the New York Times and if Britney deserves the conservatorship she’s under — plus what Joe Biden thinks of impeachment and would Jessie live on the island formerly owned by Jeffrey Epstein. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros For a limited time get up to $35 off your first month of ED treatment. Just go to getroman.com/NOONER...
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Ross and Jessie get into the latest AOC drama and whether or not she was actually at the Capitol Riots before breaking down the Golden Globe nominees, the wildly disturbing birth scene in the Shia LaBeouf movie ‘Pieces of a Woman’, and why they like their actors to be horrible people — plus a Crime Corner featuring a 93-year-old who may or may not be ex mob muscle putting a bullet in his apartment manager’s leg for not fixing water damage fast enough. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Get 25% off ANYTHIN...
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 27 min
