Thanks to all our Patreons who's schedule lined up for this episode! We had a blast despite Telegram's "raise your hand" silliness. We are going to do it again, next time on Zoom, with more of a heads-up. We hope you cancel all plans for us next time! This episode we use our Phone-A-Friend option and go out to you guys (our Patreons) to help us answer questions. We judge each other from across the bed and decide what the other can do better. Lauren's suggestions might get Richard slapped in the ...
Feb 05, 2026•52 min
Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinger, so Lauren brings out the bagadicks and lube. Richard straps on a penis sheath and obtains the pe...
Jan 05, 2026•48 min•Season 1Ep. 100
From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience. Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk. Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it. When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect ...
Dec 04, 2025•50 min•Season 1Ep. 99
Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise . Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done! Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record t...
Nov 06, 2025•56 min•Season 1Ep. 98
We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case. We head to the Bay of Pigs beach after 20 years of waiting. Lauren wants to go check out a sex circle, and enj...
Oct 06, 2025•48 min•Season 1Ep. 97
We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend Friction hotel party and have a life changing experience on the 6th floor. We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse of our sexy foursome. He’ll never look at the handicapped the same. We talk about the different types of lifestyle parties, using sexy Venn diagrams to help you manage expectations. Ric...
Sep 08, 2025•41 min•Season 1Ep. 96
Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard's adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren's snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE - Richard gets emotional and almost quits the LS. The lifestyle can feel ruthless. Vulnerable situations get worse when you sprinkle in emotions. Friends will F other Friends bu...
Aug 07, 2025•45 min•Season 1Ep. 95
We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy. Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment. A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity. Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites. We play with a couple and will forever be our ‘mental porno couple’! #LABCOAT #THEYWEREHIRED. #...
Jul 07, 2025•44 min•Season 1Ep. 94
Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them. How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi? Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system. Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room makeover. Then Lauren is stunned by her sexy vibe. Siding with friend in the lifestyle, we crack t...
Jun 03, 2025•46 min•Season 1Ep. 93
This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we've grown, what we've accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7 years. Richard has an announcement that everyone will be going through a second puberty. This one, just as awkward and with all new hair issues. Yay! #growershowerhoper Can you convince an outsider to chan...
May 06, 2025•52 min•Season 1Ep. 92
We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard's birthday at Temptation Cruises . We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations. Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win. On the second to last night, we meet the perfect couple. Losing your voice and taking gummies can land you quickly in a standing, kissing, dancing, foursome. Listen to some behind the scenes mayhem ...
Apr 10, 2025•52 min•Season 1Ep. 91
Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblock Bad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife. Segment Two – Stalker Vibes After stalking a couple at Temptation , we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restraining order, but ...
Mar 05, 2025•Season 1Ep. 90
We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks. We've all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people attractive and how can you get them to be 20% hotter? Check our sponsors: Tabutoys.com (promo code: meltme77) CHECK OUT THE MELT-LAUREN'S NEW FAV TOY - now 25% off! Save 15% on all other ...
Feb 03, 2025•51 min•Season 1Ep. 89
We journey up the road to celebrate a friend's birthday at Temptation Resorts . Don’t meet awkward with awkward. You’re smarter than this Richard. Richard's confidence in his oral-giving skills is lacking. Lauren says "Sign Me Up" for some aggressive sex positions. By the end of the night, we finally had a successful DP! Do you walk into or walk away from hookups with the "I want them to think I was the best F ever"? Social media experts are out of control! This non-lifestyle TikTok-er shares he...
Jan 03, 2025•46 min•Season 1Ep. 88
We talk about the benefits of being bold and taking tiny risks at events and trying to leave without regrets. We discuss what others' expectations of us may be and the nerves it causes. How did the ladies at SIN react when they learned they were at a Large Penis Convention? Richard flashed a woman and her reaction left him a little scarred. We may or may not have tried to force a man to do dirty things with us leaving him wounded… sorry, sir. We have some of the (physically) hottest sex ever cau...
Nov 07, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 87
Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication and send our play partner into possible future therapy. Shivers.store (promo code: R7769 for freebie this month only! Is Accidental Anal Penetration sexual assault? Find out what we think and what our private group members think along with other real couples experiences. ( Become A Member ) Bikini Addiction has restocked. Make sure to go grab what you needed BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: R...
Oct 07, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 86
Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!! FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because these single guys seem more interested in flirting online rather than F’ing. Check our sponsors: Tabutoys.com and grab the some of Lauren's new anal lube here ! Save 15% with code: ...
Sep 05, 2024•54 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Lauren visits the gyno and he can't find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Post Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it's really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot. Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower. Lauren is inspired by a friend to give anal a try again. This time, it was really good thanks to the proper prep. Tabutoys.com and grab the same Rimming plug here ! Save 15% with code: ROOM77 Support u...
Aug 05, 2024•55 min•Season 1Ep. 84
In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple. We make a Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special! Learn the positives of a soft swap and the struggles of soft swap couples. Stag Vixen? Lean about a sexy new turn on we discovered while Lauren was using her Tabu Toy "Lovense Flexer" with a stranger in another room. BIKINI ADDICTION to launch a New Lim...
Jul 03, 2024•57 min•Season 1Ep. 83
Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security. Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to SHIVERS , she gets all the tingles in all the right places. Go try some and see for yourself. Save 10% with promo: R77 at checkout! Everyone has a great time, except for Muchacho. When managing online interactions and...
Jun 03, 2024•57 min•Season 1Ep. 82
1. Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday! 2. First night at Desire , Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk. 3. Richard's DVP studies have him calling out positions like training camp. Why does it always look so simple when the pros do it? 4. Lauren saddles up and makes it for a total of 11 seconds. However, she did not win a...
May 02, 2024•40 min•Season 1Ep. 81
We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.) Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she's being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse psychology is a better, more lazy, approach. Richard learned from Shakira that hips don't lie. He's faced with another power bottom, this time disguised as a rabbit. Get it babe, just don't break y...
Apr 01, 2024•55 min•Season 1Ep. 80
Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year's eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures. First night orgy, but were we actually invited? Once we all meet up, Richard goes into A/V mode. Setting up lights and music in a room that's not his. His tool box sex go bag comes in handy, then turns into the worst accessory for the walk of shame h...
Mar 04, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 79
How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego! In episode 78, we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who didn’t want to touch us. Richard injects his penis and flaunts it in a public location in hopes of receiving random restraining orders. Bikini Addiction is launching something special in...
Feb 01, 2024•59 min•Season 1Ep. 78
We run into the "Gaggle of Youngin's" from Episode 1 and catch up on their LS journey from 5 years ago. Thanks to @MavandKelly. We celebrate our 77th episode with lots of street interviews from our last event, SINsation on Isla Mujeres. (Voted "Best Hotel Takeover of 2023" by ASA ) Lauren realizes that being chosen as the ones for a couple's first experience has less to do with attraction and more to do with ability to execute emergency protocols. Richard grades Lauren, again, after a foursome a...
Dec 04, 2023•55 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Why are gyms a place to bare it all? Lauren talks about bulge outlines in workout shorts, a flash of junk in the gym, and other gym turn ons. Richard swears it should be illegal to do extremely stretchy stretches in spandex if working out with your mom. We go over sexy things women do that men can't, and vice versa. Certain compliments can be said to men from women, but if the roles are reversed, you could end up with a slap or restraining order! After another week at SINsation, we revisit cliqu...
Nov 02, 2023•57 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Sometimes it hard to know what to expect when going to Desire, Temptation, or Hedo for the first time. We talk about singles, topless only and clothing mandatory. We discuss what makes a complete hotel takeover feel different, in that comfy, not scary way. We explain these lifestyle vacay terms: group, tower takeover, hotel takeover. And detail some flags to look for if you are wanting a cohesive takeover experience. We ask our Patreon Telegram group to share some of the worst openers, backhande...
Oct 03, 2023•53 min•Season 1Ep. 75
Sit down for more politically incorrect discussions on Richard's love for spinners. This firecracker inspired Richard to make an app. He also invented a new toothpaste, go figure! Being in the lifestyle for a long time, we revisit what fantasies are left to accomplish, how to dive deeper to discuss them. and how do we go about creating and executing a kidnapping! Lauren's obsessed with gang bangs and wants it again, but more violent than the last one. Richard has a handicap now, but is not exact...
Aug 31, 2023•44 min•Season 1Ep. 74
We fulfill a fantasy under a watchful eye. What it's like to have a gang bang near a small dinner party? When that fantasy turns into a reality, how much of it is close to the way you played it out in your mind? We decide on a redo for the gang bang, some recasting of better actors, and some roofies for the wives. We traveled, we partied, we threw up in the bathroom. Take a journey through the X-Club in Toronto (or outside Toronto, I don't know how Canada works) as we interview the owner Jake Pe...
Aug 02, 2023•49 min•Season 1Ep. 73
The perfect hosts came determined to be the perfect house guests; arriving with a dog toy and a complete lighting setup. Lauren pulls out the Motor Bunny for some fun which almost dismembers Richard. We try hot candle wax massages for the first time, while Richard is gearing up for his redemption. "C'mon people, I can't stay up all night!" We realize quickly that we are in deep with two alphas in the bedroom. Richard gets intimidated, meekly asking, "May I fug you, please?" She's wild, untamable...
Jul 07, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 72
