So Brittnay got called away to be "the last starfighter" (aka heard it was time to clear imps out of a hospital and bailed) but your girls Anne and Nell are here for you! It's part one of a Classic D&D Adventure rife with jokes, callbacks, cute moments, and a lil' bit o' mystery! Put on your fantasy hazmat suits and let's go!
Amazingly we all made it to second semester! Time to ransack the dorms, meet with the teachers, and go absolutely buck wild at Rainer's birthday party! Oh no wait there's also some serious stuff to talk about- but it's okay we can do it all! See you on the dance floor!
The team is back together at last! Be sure to top up your murder boards, update your dream journals, and subscribe to the newest "fashion" publication as we get ready to close out our first semester here at this shady shady school!
This week we ring in the new year, do a puzzle, finish our work study, and help a new friend get home! We also talk a lot about Care Bears, fantasy crime dramas, and delve a little deeper into the mysteries surrounding our new school. This episode has everything except for Brittnay, let us know if you see her! Happy 20 Dirty 20 everyone!
Bee's wandered off into the forbidden forest but I hope everyone else got their permission slips signed because it's time for a trip into town! First we'll head to the shops for some fits, then the tavern for some sips, then the barrister's office for some legal counsel! Hurry, the Groundsy Express is rolling out!
Nell's up and joined a student exchange program, leaving Anne and Bee to go through the boys' dream journals, expound upon the intricacies of zagging on your family, and of course add a few new theories up on the murder board. Get your galaxy brain ready, we're covering it all!
Hold on to your hood, heroes, class is in session! Bee, the delinquent, is already missing school but Anne and Nell are here to take some blame, play fantasy dodge ball, get a magic lesson, and sit in on the hottest class of all. See you after school at the creperie!
Welcome to a new year at a new school and to new seasons of The Adventure Zone and Romancing the Zone! Our clubhouse is now a dorm room, but don't you worry there are still plenty of snacks, drinks, games, and posters of cute monsters and giant women on the walls. This year's gonna be great!
We discussed Amnesty, then the boys discussed Amnesty, so now it's time to discuss the boys discussing Amnesty! More questions answered! More thoughtful analyses! And our big beautiful ship sails strongly onward! Come hang out with us one more time in Kepler before school starts!
We did it everyone, Season 1 of Romancing the Zone is a wrap! Time to bid the fondest of farewells to our sweet Kepler, West Virginia- but let's keep this party true to the brand and go out with one more throw down and lots of giggling and goofs. See you in the Car! Have a good summer! LYLAS!
The end is in sight! Literally! It's scary! This week we face down one old god and encourage another and just when you think it's over the sky rips open, a bomb gets set, and a boy tells us his name. Forget a nap and a snack, we need a stiff drink.
The door is open! The time is now! Your girls are with you and we're ready to roll! More nonsensical references to commercials, toys, and video games- there's something for everyone as we get closer and closer to the Amnesty Finale!
This week new tabletop games are invented, ships set sail, Nell insists on old Nintendo references, Brittnay is composing novel-length fanfics, and Anne needs to tell you about some Mystic Knights. Say your farewells and take a last look at Kepler, we're off to Sylvain!
Anne went back to Chicago (and GenCon) so it's another Sisters Episode! We've got you covered- video game tips, cinematic visuals, newly established canon, where's Indrid? And see if you can catch all five of Brittnay's favorite moments. Hit the photo collage of Ned on the way out, let's do this for him!
While our heroes are recruiting new RPG party members around Kepler Brittnay retells old commercials, Anne pens a strongly worded letter, and Nell learns to love again. Go get your hidden cookies, we've got so much to talk about!
This week we celebrate our 50th episode by doing the same thing we've done for the previous 49 shows! Let's dish about our new hero, discuss headcanons we forget we made up, and speculate about what could happen next! Grab your sexiest sketchbook, let's go!
What a wild journey through Kepler, WV it's been so far! Your girls are here to recap the recap, pitch some new theories, and sing to you. Toss on your silky 80s bathrobe and get in the kitchen for some cheesecake, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do!
This week your sisters are back to hold down the fort and hold your hand while Anne takes care of bizness elsewhere (seeking vengeance? maybe! we're not saying no). Things are getting more and more intense in Kepler, West Virginia, and despite unavoidable devastation we're still doing what we do best: talking through it all and using humor as a coping mechanism. Hold tight, we're with you!
The Tres Horny Boys are back at it again, just in time for a robot uprising! We discuss it all- alternate realities, giveaways for future live shows, fighting shadow Link, and just where did Merle pick up all these druid techniques? The portal's only open for so long, let's go!
We keep losing track of our team mates in TAZ Amnesty and now Brittnay's up and vanished! Anne and Nell take the opportunity to bring you an episode of fact-based, hard-hitting journalism. Just kidding, we talk about things like the murder board, the plural term for Bigfoot, and organizing our list of priorities by which boys need protecting. Come join us and maybe don't immediately trust Bee when you see her!
Fancy meeting you here! Tensions are mounting in TAZ Amnesty and your girls are doing what we do and just bring some fun amidst all this murder and mystery. Brittnay won't hear ill of Barclay, Nell's still trying to get a hold of Indrid, and Anne keeps playing like she isn't an all-knowing immortal being.
Grab a donut from the treasure chest and bring out the murder board it's time to speculate wildly! Which team will find this abomination first? Who's lying about what? And where did Ned go?
It may be time to hang up our MaxFunDrive accouterments till next year but that just means now it's time to talk all about all the great Adventure Zone gifts we were given! In this episode we're serving: The The Adventure Zone Zone; TAZ Elementary: Four Sherlock Holmes and a Vampire: Joco Cruise Edition; and TAZ Fur: Honey Heist!
This week Anne went back to Chicago but don't worry! Your sisters Bee and Nell are here to chat all about the latest, creepiest episode of TAZ Amnesty! Duck is going to get Barclay into some trouble, Aubrey needs a Big Cereal, and Ned loses his scarf. Grab a drink and get ready to get spooked!
Our first true loves the Tres Horny Boys take us on another adventure to stop another apocalypse. Nell's striving for greatness with her robot godfathers, Bee's buying the new Tiffany Pocket Rocker, and Anne's here to mix up some Cherry Smash and hose down anyone who gets too rowdy. Crack open a can of Radicola and see if there's a baby in your king cake, it's time to PARTY!
Oh, My! Things are popping off in Kepler and we're here to cover all of it! Who's crushing on whom? Who's deceiving whom? Bee is concerned about Barclay, Nell is concerned about Beacon, and Anne is here to help you find your nearest Rax roast-beefery. We've made a fancy pitcher of Crystal Light, have a seat!
I hope everyone got Mama or Papa to sign their permission slips for our morgue outing! On the ride over let's chat about horny accessories, hornet accessories, and TAZ Amnesty's descent into the horror genre. Okay, buddy up and let's go!
Oh snap! There’s a new big bad in Kepler, and it’s hungry for Hornets! Your girls are here to help make sense of the madness as Brittnay swoons over non-binary badass Hollis, Anne peeks through all the spatial rifts, and guest-host Emily falls into an old video game spiral. And… wait, where’s Nell?? Join us as we all ‘head on back to Chicago’ to kick off this spooky arc~
Happy 2019! New year, new wheels, old boyfriends, same girls! Our heroes in TAZ Amnesty are leveling up and we've got a lot of discussing and speculating to do; some of which is legit, and a lot of it is just straight nonsense. Come join our hang session, we're all wearing pants!
Grab a glass of nog, set all your deadly traps, and jingle all the day with us as we get into the spirit of the season! Get swept up with us in Candlenights joys, tres horny boys, and killer bird toys. The holidays are ON.
