Time pulls a fast one on the League and they find themselves in a very different Chicago with all-new League leadership. To find Dr. Brown and his time locomotive, they'll have to build their own time machine and track down his kidnappers. Marty invites Laszlo to the jamboree. Holtzmann gets her dream car (almost). Dom is a citizen of the world. Content Warnings: Profanity, death, blood, implied violence Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer ...
Jul 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min
The League is accosted by Griff Tannen and his gang, transplants from an alternate 2015 where Marty crossed paths with them. Beating them may give the League a clue to who is responsible for Doc Brown's disappearance... Holtzmann expands her business, Marty's got a gun, Dom isn't hurt, and Laszlo eats some empty calories. Content Warnings: Profanity, guns, violence, gore, death Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're pl...
Jul 03, 2024•1 hr
The new League learns of their mission to save the fabric of time from tearing itself apart. But first, they'll need to travel to Chicago to gain magical protection from the ravages of time. Laszlo hateflirts. Dom calls in a favor. Jillian shakes it out. Marty remembers the future. Content Warnings: Profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Pa...
Jun 19, 2024•41 min
Across Time and Space, four Extraordinary people are recruited by a mysterious organization for reasons unknown: Legendary wheelman Dominic Toretto, genius paranormal engineer Jillian Holtzmann, actual vampire Laszlo Cravensworth, and time traveler Marty McFly, who will find 2015 is not at all as he remembers... Content Warnings: Profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure ...
Jun 05, 2024•46 min
Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy, makers of banger Actual Play Podcasts Rift Walkers and Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, join us to remake Sean Connery's out-with-a-whisper career-ender The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003). By default, we always twist on the original movie's formulas, but this time it's a T-W-I-S-T. We'll introduce our bonkers character pulls and learn a bit about Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition! Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by comp...
May 22, 2024•37 min
Before we get started with our wild twist on The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, get acquainted with our two guest stars: Laurel Myler and DM Ryan of Flash Fantasy! This is episode 1 of a one-shot set in Flash Fantasy's Rift Walkers universe. If you like this (and you will) head back to episode 0 of Rift Walkers, and then check out their Star Wars Actual Play, Skeleton Crew (named well before the Jude Law-helmed TV series was announced). Don't worry, this won't affect our release schedule. We...
May 15, 2024•39 min
We remake the infamously expensive Waterworld (1995) with Second City and iO-trained comedian, author, and podcaster James D'Amato and his game Oh Captain, My Captain!, based on Alex Roberts's For the Queen. Is Waterworld better as a jukebox musical that weaves the tale of the movie's beer and podcasting-obssessed villain, The Deacon, and the drama onboard his ship? You can decide for yourself, but also yes it is. Pre-order Oh Captain, My Captain! and help indie TTRPGs get noticed by publishers!...
May 08, 2024•1 hr 37 min
Grant Howitt, the creator of Honey Heist and over 100 other TTRPGs, joins us as we try to keep our remake of Disney's Home on the Range G-rated and put some witch stuff in with Grant's game The Witch is Dead. The latter goes pretty well. Content warnings: Violence, death, profanity, spiders Grant's company, Rowan, Rook and Deckard, is the place to get The Witch is Dead and learn about their upcoming release, Hollows! You can also support Grant and get cool games through his Patreon! Music by pro...
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 44 min
Let's wind down and talk about the good and the bad of The Adventures of Pluto Nash, both the original movie and our version. We also cast our characters and reveal our next movie remakes! Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our ...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr
Leroy struggles to save the refugees from the Dark Side after crash-landing their getaway ship. Meanwhile, Pluto and Tracy make a plan to hijack the Corpos' concert and expose their conspiracy against Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bon...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 28 min
Ben and Jensie play It Takes This Long, a Roleplay Retcon original TTRPG, to remake the 1998 Harrison Ford/Anne Heche desert island adventure Six Days, Seven Nights. While not a horrible film, it was on the meh side and would be much better as the tale of estranged cousins/teleporter scientists who find themselves battling pirates after an unfortunate teleporter accident. You can back It Takes This Long on Kickstarter through March 30! Content warnings: Mild violence, death, guns, mild profanity...
Mar 25, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Zoom Baby's secret identity sends Pluto into a fit, plus he receives an offer he can't refuse. Meanwhile, Leroy continues his liberation of the Dark Side with a little inspiration from his new friend Tracy. Content warnings: Violence, death, profanity, sexual content Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org...
Mar 13, 2024•58 min
Traitors reveal themselves and tear down Pluto and Tracy's plans for a concert at NashVegas. Leroy awakens in a strange and terrifying place far away from Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! ...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Pluto does his best to patch Tracy up before they return to Baskins to warn her about what they just survived and to see if they can recruit help for their Rebellion Concert. Meanwhile, Leroy meets a little prick at NashVegas. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bon...
Feb 14, 2024•58 min
A mysterious paramilitary force seems hell-bent on rounding up the mutants in Slimothy Jimothy's. Tracy starts a revolution. Leroy tries a new poultry dish. Pluto shows off his ride. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord ha...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 12 min
Pluto, Leroy, and Tracy break into Loss Prevention squad leader Jo Malone's apartment, where things take a turn none of them could have imagined. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon ...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 10 min
Mr. B learns a few things at claw-point about the suits that busted up Nashvegas, but not as much as Nash would like. Tracy joins the pair in their quest for answers as they turn to fellow entrepreneur Baskins of Baskins Trashbins, known for their generous portions of fries. Nash won't like the answers here, either. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by fre...
Dec 27, 2023•59 min
Life is hard in Graceland, a city-state on the moon with no official laws. Nashvegas, Pluto Nash's combination live music venue/bowling alley/casino/bar and grill, makes life a little easier. Nash and his bouncer, the spectacular mutant cat-man Leroy "Mr. B" Brown, are living the good life until Tracy, the ex-love of Nash's life, walks through Nashvegas's front door. Content warnings: Gun violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by ...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 9 min
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002), starring Eddie Murphy, is on Wikipedia's list of the top ten biggest box office flops ever. But our guest star-- TTRPG Renaissance Person Kendrick Smith-- ranks it in their top ten sci fi films. In this episode we'll hash that out, plus go over Moonpunk by Wannabe Games, the game we're using to remake Pluto Nash. Starring Kendrick Smith, a.k.a. Kendo, the GM and creator of Tales Yet Told! Featuring a soundtrack by No More Kings! Playing Moonpunk by Wannabe ...
Nov 29, 2023•44 min
Senior employee space case Stew, new hire and lifelong nerd Dash Starkiller, and the sensitive part timer Rose are all looking for the store's cat, which is missing on the most important day of the year, the day a minor celebrity comes to Empire Records and boosts their sales. That celebrity is Denise Leary, a formerly famous singer songwriter who got caught up in a plagiarism scandal years ago. The missing cat isn't the only disaster; Dash has broken a faucet that threatens to flood the store, ...
Nov 15, 2023•48 min
We play the game we were born to play: Damn the Man, Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer, a game based on notorious flop Empire Records (1995). Sorry if you're one of the cult fans of this movie, but hopefully you'll like this one, too! We're joined by one of our favorite musicians, Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Starring Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Check out his Etsy store! Featuring Pete's solo music as the soundtrack! | Playing Damn the Man Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer! | Sound ef...
Nov 09, 2023•53 min
In the finale of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels reveals a devastating secret, Jeremy reveals an unbelievable secret, and Matthew reveals he played a cartoon lion in a movie. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain by Grant Howitt! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Back Wannabe Games' The Coven of P.S. 13! ...
Oct 31, 2023•45 min
Hey, I think these machines are trying to kill us! In episode 2 of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels finds some long-lost family (maybe), Matthew reveals his scandalous profession, Jeremy's hips tell the truth, and Ben is right about what kind of vehicle the Ghostbusters car is, which is not important to the story, but I write these teasers and I wanted people to know. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! So...
Oct 25, 2023•42 min
For Spooky Month, we're remaking Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), a movie so bad even King disowns it! And he directed it! Persephone Valentine, a.k.a. Persephiroth, of Dimension 20 and Um, Actually fame is joining us as we play Grant Howitt's "We That Remain," a game about revealing secrets while holing up and surviving "Them." Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain...
Oct 18, 2023•43 min
In the finale of our remake of Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), The eponymous characters grow closer, only for a rift to form between them when the terrifying reality of the mysterious orb reveals itself. There is also a lot of nervous giggling. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by freeso...
Oct 11, 2023•52 min
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) is infamous for being the worst reviewed movie in Rotten Tomatoes history. Pretty much anything would improve it, but we're going to focus on adding some romantic tension! Jensie teams up with master game designer Alex Roberts to play her game Star Crossed, which is about people who want to kiss, but shouldn't because it would be disasterous, forbidden, or a real career killer. This is very hot. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new ...
Oct 04, 2023•58 min
The end of this MillerFrankin' movie! The Spirit solves the case, all on his own, with no help from anyone while Sand Serif searches for her McGuffin, and Dr. Cobra makes an important scientific discovery that nobody cares about. Content warnings: gun violence, sexual content, mental illness. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of th...
Sep 27, 2023•50 min
The badge found on Sand Saref's traitorous henchman leads The Spirit to the hospital wing of the Splooge, Central City's district-spanning waterpark. Meanwhile, Dr. Cobra confronts fellow villain Thurgood Cornwallis about his nefarious dulling devices, and Sand dance battles her way to buried treasure. Content warnings: knife violence, sexual content, mentions of death. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | L...
Sep 13, 2023•40 min
Friends, we have so much recorded, but unfortunately none of it is The Spirit, so this week we're hosting an episode of Tales Yet Told, an actual play podcast GMed by our new friend Kendo, who will play the eponymous character in our upcoming remake of The Adventures of Pluto Nash! Tales Yet Told is an Award-Winning, Indie TTRPG actual play podcast and multi-media production group, run by a stunning lineup of primarily LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC cast-members and friends who are dedicated to telling weir...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 34 min
We're remaking Frank Miller's cinematic take on Will Eisner's The Spirit, which got buried by critics and lost tens of millions of dollars at the box office. The Spirit's nemesis, The Octopus, is believed to be dead, and The Spirit wants to know if it's true and if it is, who did it and how. Meanwhile, The Spirit's number 2 baddie, Dr. Cobra, is conducting his own investigation (in a somber, but gorgeous Maxi gown) to make sure he isn't next on the killer's list. The dulcet-voiced Sand Serif com...
Aug 23, 2023•38 min
