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Rock n' Roll English

Martin Johnstonrocknrollenglish.com
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Episodes

Those January Blues 🔵 #216

RnR English is BACK! 👊 There's already been a mistake as this is the second time I've had to publish this episode, as there was a mistake with the first one.... so everything is totally normal here! We start the year in true RnR style by talking about poos 💩, wild board games on NYE 🤪, how to avoid paying for postage and packaging ✉️, the World’s Strongest Man 💪 and lots more! So put on your headphones and keeeeeep on ROCKin’, baby! 👊

Jan 04, 202133 minEp. 248

A Review of This Crazy Year... 2020 😅 #215

...a review by a couple of idiots that is! 😬 We bring an end to this year by discussing what's happened, there's even some medical advice (from someone that has spent exactly 0 days studying medicine) 💉, some confusion about what a REAL Christmas tree is 🎄, saving birds (until they poo on your house) 🐦 and lots more! Go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/episode215 for all of the RnR Vocab, but most importantly... just keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊...

Dec 14, 202038 minEp. 247

The Poland Pod 🇵🇱 #214

We look at all things about Poland today, well, actually probably 0.000001% of things about Poland and we're not even sure if the things we talk about are true! 😅 So please let us know (remember, I got all the information from a website!), but also listen to us talk about magic mushrooms 🍄, St. Martin 😇, Kissing Hands ✋ and lots more! There's even a new sound effect in today's episode, so try to stay calm, but most importantly... just keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Nov 30, 202029 minEp. 246

Overrated or Underrated 🤔 #213

Is Joe Biden overrated or underrated? 🤔 We discuss this and other important topics such as brunch (I didn't realise I had such strong feelings about brunch until today 😬), awkward showers at school 🚿, the incredible hulk 💪 and much more! LOTS of RnR vocab (and a nice grammatical mistake 😁) so as always, a very RnR vibe, so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Nov 16, 202033 minEp. 245

Rockin' with Charlie from REWRT 👊 #212

That's right, today I speak to the other half of the Real English With Real Teachers dream team! 🔥 We have a very RnR conversation about dead mice in offices, queen size beds, buns in ovens and lots more, so sit back, put your headphones on and just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Nov 02, 202036 minEp. 244

RnR Babies 👶 🤰 #211

Don't worry, Mrs RnR is only having one, but another member of the RnR English Team is pregnant too! 🙌🏼 So we talk about whether they are boys or girls ♀️♂️, crazy dreams 💤, great car parking spaces 🚗 and much more! So sit back, relax and just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Oct 19, 202027 minEp. 243

Last Chance...

If you're curious to see what it's like (remember you can cancel at any time, even after one month), then go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/family - I hope to speak to you soon in our secret Facebook Group! 👋

Oct 14, 20201 minEp. 242

I Have a Dream...

Just like Martin Luther King Jr, I have one too! Admittedly... mine isn't even 0.01% as important as his, but it's still a dream! ✌️

Oct 13, 20207 minEp. 241

Facebook Live Tonight! 🎉

Come and join the party on the RnR English Facebook page at 8.45pm Italian time THIS evening! Ask me questions about the podcast, the RnR English Family, life and whatever you want! See you later! 👋

Oct 12, 202040 secEp. 240

A Special Episode 🌟 #210

So to celebrate this special day... I have THREE presents for you! 😲 You will find one of the presents in this episode and it involves squirrels, bums and being naked around animals 😁 You will find the other presents at www.rocknrollenglish.com/special - so sit back, get ready and keeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Oct 05, 20207 minEp. 239

How to Avoid Injuries 🤕 #209

Tip No. 1: Don't cycle into poles 😅 Lots of other interesting pieces of advice like how to become an ELBOW doctor 👨‍⚕️, how to have BETTER than perfect vision 👀 and the most OUTRAGEUOS story on RnR English every told 🔞 All of this and LOTS of RnR Vocabulary plus a RnR English founding member, so just keep calm and keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Sep 21, 202030 minEp. 238

How NOT To Have a Romantic Holiday 👩‍❤️‍👨 #208

The plan was to give tips on for romantic holidays, but it becomes quite obvious we know nothing about that 😅 But we do talk about how far you would walk to save €2 🚶‍♂️, the embarrassing moment of when they make you taste wine before you drink it 🍷, why you SHOULDN'T be sociable and lots more! There's so lovely RnR vocab on the website, so just sit back, relax and keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

Sep 07, 202026 minEp. 237

BONUS: The Wedding Part 2 🔔

The second part is here... 😅 We speak about how NOT to cut a wedding cake 🤦‍♂️, an awkward first dance 💃, hairy fingers 🐗 and lots more! So just keeeeeeep on Wedding Rockin' baby! 👊

Aug 27, 202017 minEp. 236

The Story of a RnR Wedding 👰 📖 #207

After a long wait, Mrs RnR were FINALLY able to get married! 😅 So here's the story of what happened where we speak about to drink or not to drink on your wedding night 🍻, smelling of kebabs at the wedding 🥙, things in eyes (no crying obviously) 😭 and lots more! Too much to talk about in one episode, so there will be a Part 2 on Thursday (details are in the episode), so sit down, relax, get your headphones on and just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Aug 25, 202029 minEp. 235

Things That Can Go Wrong At Weddings 😬 #206

Mine is coming up in a couple of weeks, so I'm starting to worry! 😅 We have LOTS of embarrassing wedding stories, shirts off on the dancefloor 🕺, socks on faces 🧦, falling asleep during speeches 😴 and LOTS more! Plus we even have some embarrassing PICTURES today (only on the website), so have a listen, have a look and just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Aug 10, 202029 minEp. 234

Things We Should Thank The U.S.A For 🇺🇸 #205

There's a valid reason for this episode... you'll see when you listen! 😅 But we also speak about PIES in COFFEE 🤢, kicking Shakira out of bed 🤔, doing the wild thing in a Fiat 500 🚗 and lots more! It's all here baby, so just keeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

Jul 27, 202028 minEp. 233

The Dos and Don'ts of a Night Out 🍺 🕺 #204

It's been so long since I've had a night out, I thought we should make an episode about it to remind me how it works! 😅 We also talk discover a new tongue TWISTER 👅, BORING stories (but lead to BEAUTIFUL stories) 🧡, SMOKING lessons 🚭 and lots more! So just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊 P.S. I had to think long and hard about the apostrophes for the title to this episode 😅

Jul 13, 202030 minEp. 232

Are You Scared Of... 😱 #203

...babies losing their heads? 🤔 That's one of the things we're scared of, we always speak about ROLLERCOASTERS 🎢, NO-ONE coming to your party 😢 and getting ZERO likes on Facebook 0️⃣ Plus lots more! So just sit back, relax and keeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Jun 29, 202027 minEp. 231

Life After Lockdown 😅 #202

We have a BRILLIANT idea in today's episode (not from me obviously), but something that could CHANGE the world! 🌎 We also speak about noses in masks 😷, inventive ways of writing on your phones 📱, high fives ✋ and lots more! So sit back, put your headphones on and just keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Jun 15, 202029 minEp. 230

How Old Do You Need To Be... 🔞 #201

Did you know that REAL school in the UK starts at 4?! 😲 Did you also know that someone from the podcast stole some women's underwear? 🩲 We also talk about the FACE of Essex 😗, some LIFE lessons 🏫 and how old you need to be to do the WILD THING 🤪! It's a new era in RnR English, but not a lot has changed, so join us and just KEEP ON ROCKIN', baby! 👊

Jun 01, 202029 minEp. 229

An Important Bit Of News...

Some changes in the RnR World are happening, so please listen to this podcast, then I'll see you on Monday!

May 29, 20204 minEp. 228

RnR English Episode 200 Party 🎉 #200

Wow! This is the 200th time I've sat behind a microphone to talk rubbish, but the difference this time is... you were there with me! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Thank you so much for your support in these 200 episodes, I can't tell you how much I appreciate it! And a special thank you to everyone that came! 🙏❤️ Today's episode is a bit crazy, there were technical problems, audio problems and lots more... but there were also laughs, emotional moments and lots more! I wish I was better at expressing my feelings and...

May 25, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 227

RnR English Party

All you have to bring is your sense of humour and (preferably) 2 devices, then just sit back and ROCK! Other important stuff.... Time:4pm Italian Time Date: Saturday 23rd May Link: https://zoom.us/j/95612068754 (Meeting ID: 956 1206 8754)

May 21, 20203 minEp. 226

How to Deal with Excitement 😅 #199

I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it 😅 Yes, the excitement for Episode 200 is building, so we need to look at some ways to deal with it, so we speak about DOG psychiatrists 🐕, FINGERS in places they shouldn't be 😬, ROMANTIC love scenes at the beach 💜 and lots more, so just keeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

May 18, 202025 minEp. 225

Pre-Party Planning for Episode 200 🎉

I make it sound MUCH more complicated than it is during this podcast, but basically here are the details: Date: Saturday 23rd May Time: 4pm Italian time Link to Call: https://zoom.us/j/95612068754 (Meeting ID: 956 1206 8754) Send Questions to other Guests: https://rocknrollenglish.com/party/ If you have any questions let me know.... see you there! 👋...

May 13, 20209 minEp. 224

How to Feel Alive 👊 #198

You will feel like you've jumped in the cold sea after listening to this... or maybe not 😬 Unless of course you like talking about BIRD WATCHING 🐦, jumping out of a LIMO 😅 or doing something ILLEGAL 🚫 Lots of RnR Vocab and the countdown to 200 episodes is officially ON.... so just keeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

May 11, 202029 minEp. 223

FREE Gift from Me to You 🎁

Get your FREE gift by clicking the link, put in your email address and then I will email it to you 👉 http://eepurl.com/gR-w6P P.S. I promise I will NEVER send you SPAM emails or anything like that!

May 05, 20203 minEp. 222

"The Man Behind The Mic" 🎙️ #197

Nearly all 197 episodes of RnR English have been the same format... but not today! Variety is the spice of life and things get spicy today with the Hellraiser 🔥 In some ways it's like a car crash, but a car crash is exciting to watch, isn't it? 🏎️ We speak about heads like golf balls, dictatorships and one AMAZING thing happens (just one... but that's enough!) So put on your sit belts, put on your headphones and just KEEEEEP on ROCKin', baby! 👊

May 04, 202023 minEp. 221

How to be an Internet Sensation 🌎 #196

We made a video with 968 views... if that's not fame, what is?! 😁 We look at other ways to be BIG online by telling Cristiano Ronaldo to f**k off 😬, living a dog's life 🦮, middle legs 🦵 and lots more! Some lovely RnR vocab so just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Apr 27, 202028 minEp. 219
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