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Rock n' Roll English

Martin Johnstonrocknrollenglish.com
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Episodes

FV5: McDonalds Chips Cure Baldness

If you're worried about your hair failling out, this podcast will resolve all your worries! We get SIDE-TRACKED speaking about other stuff, but that's how we roll baby - BOOM!

Feb 20, 20189 minEp. 64

E78: How to be More Romantic

Valentine's Day and Singles Awareness Day are both finished... but ROMANCE isn't! Find out what Dan the Man bought Mrs. Dan the Man for Valentine's Day, who buys the bread in that house, people holding HORSES and lots more! This isn't a Full Volume episode, but it is ROCKin' baby!

Feb 19, 201825 minEp. 66

FV4: What British People Do on Holiday

Have you ever asked yourself what the BRITS do on holiday? Well the ugly truth is revealed here! There's talk of WORSHIPPING the sun and BUYING The Sun?! Don't worry if you don't know what I mean, just listen and KEEP ON ROCKIN'!

Feb 16, 201810 minEp. 63

FV3: Italian Woman Marries Herself

Today is Singles Awareness Day, so we thought we would talk about a lovely single story. It's a bit different, but different is what we're about on this show! Some lovely RnR wedding vocab, Dan getting MUGGED off and lots more - keep on ROCKIN' people!

Feb 15, 20189 minEp. 62

FV2: The Spice Girls are BACK!

This is really happening... The Spice Girls are getting back together! Listen to us talk about the HOTTEST Spice Girl, David Beckham and about how things were BACK IN THE DAY in the 90s - OH YEA!

Feb 14, 20189 minEp. 61

FV1: There's No Place Like Home

BOOM! The first episode of RnR English FULL VOLUME is here! We speak about our hometown Chelmsford, Charles Dickens, World Cup Finals and of course.... there is some SERIOUS RnR vocab and grammar! Let's TURN THIS BABY UP!

Feb 13, 201810 minEp. 60

E77: Singles Awareness Day

Most people will be celebrating Valentine's Day this week, but not us! There are TWO important days this week and the other one is Singles Awareness Day! Listen to Dan the Man RIPPING up RULE BOOKS, people that CAN'T see COLOURS, SEXUAL PESTS and lots more! Keep on ROCKIN' baby!

Feb 12, 201824 minEp. 59

Bonus: Secrets to Learning English and SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Whether your problem in English is pronunciation, fluency, phrasal verbs, the conditionals, memorising words... this podcast has the answer to resolve your problem! Not only that... but there is also a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.... about what. You'll have to listen to find out! Don't hate me, just keep on ROCKin'!

Feb 08, 201822 minEp. 58

E76: There's no "I" in "TEAM"

RnR English is a team (with new members) so we thought we'd celebrate today! Listen to Dan the Man play an ELECTRIC GUITAR, get angry about being called Dictionary Dan and HELL breaking loose! So much RnR vocabualry it's actually painful (for me) but MEGA for you! Keep on learning and keep on ROCKin' baby!

Feb 05, 201824 minEp. 57

E75: Consistently Consistent

Even if there were a nuclear war, one thing you could be sure about is this: an episode of RnR English on a Monday Why? Because we are consistently consistent! We speak about how to be consistent but also Dan's GRAVESTONE, his morning habits, biting ARSES and much more! Listen to the show and just keep on ROCKin' baby - BOOM!

Jan 29, 201828 minEp. 56

E74: Freelove on the Freelove Freeway

This episode is FREE! Well... all episodes are free, but we talk about free stuff in this one! That's not it though, there's also me SINGING, Dan the Man teaching me HOW to speak, talk of HAIR EXTENTIONS and lots and lots and LOTS of RnR vocab AND grammar! Just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin' baby!

Jan 22, 201830 minEp. 55

E73: One Year of RnR English

It's our anniversary! To celebrate we talk about how the podcast started, how it's made and some other behind the scenes stuff! PLUS... there is a (very bad) NEVER heard before recording of Dan and me before we made the podcast, talk of Dan sitting on his hands and lots more! It's been one year of ROCKin.... here's to many more! P.S. Dan the Man has a FREE gift for you... comment on the Facebook post of this episode to get it

Jan 15, 201830 minEp. 54

BONUS: Conversation with an IELTS Expert

In today's show I speak to Chris Pell from IELTS Advantage to get some top tips regarding the exam! Chris has many years experience working closely with IELTS, so if you're DOING the exam, this podcast is a MUST! If you are THINKING about doing the exam... then this episode is still a MUST! If you've got absolutely no intention of doing the exam... then you should probably listen to a different episode!

Jan 10, 201837 minEp. 51

E72: Get Back in the Swing of Things

Happy New Year! Celebrate with Dan the Man and me in today's show by listening to stories of Dan sending letters to HIMSELF, WASHING MACHINES getting thrown off buildings, some confusion about CONDITIONALS and SHIT LOADS of RnR vocab! Keeeeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

Jan 08, 201823 minEp. 53

BONUS: Conversation with a 5 year old Girl

Have you ever wondered what a 5 year old sounds like in English? Well now you know! In this episode I speak to my 5 year old niece about ROCKETS, "bot-bots", number THREES and lots more random stuff! Don't worry though, she is TOTALLY RnR baby!

Jan 02, 201811 minEp. 52

E71: We Wish You a RnR Christmas

It's nearly Christmas, so we speak about.... CHRISTMAS! Listen to Dan the Man's exciting family xmas traditions, a Joseph, Mary and God love triangle, people being knocked up and lots of other nonsense! Lots of RnR vocabulary as well, so just keep CALM people and keep on ROCKIN'!

Dec 18, 201728 minEp. 50

E70: Prince Harry is Tying the Knot

Another Royal Wedding! But don't worry, we don't just talk about that, we also discuss people getting KICKED in TEETH, Dan the Man's wedding, people that are down to EARTH and lots more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar and just RnR English - keep on ROCKIN' baby!

Dec 11, 201726 minEp. 49

E69: Rome Wasn't Built in a Day

I don't think any city was built in a day but we decided to make a podcast about this one! Other than the Eternal City, we speak about SEX World Records, The Pope being a LAD, CATS called Dan the Man and so much RnR vocab that it's almost ILLEGAL! Don't tell the police though, just keep on ROCKIN'!

Dec 04, 201730 minEp. 48

E68: Taking Risks

- WARNING - If you listen to this podcast it will be a RISK! Well... that's not really true but that's what we talk about! Dan the Man manages to constantly embarrass me, we talk about KIDNAPPING children (and The Queen), sexy STUDS and lots more! So just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'!

Nov 27, 201723 minEp. 47

E67: How to be a Modern Man

Yesterday was World Men's Day so we thought we would celebrate. We discuss the temperature of Dan the Man's testicles, EGGING people on, FISTS and much more! Loads of RnR vocbaulary and grammar and loads of ROCKin'!

Nov 20, 201729 minEp. 46

E66: World Kindness Day

Today is a SPECIAL day. And not just because you can listen to Dan the Man do the intro and outro (speaking like a ROBOT) but for LOTS of other reasons too! There is talk of DOOR holding, BLOOD boiling, duck's ARSES and much much more! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

Nov 13, 201723 minEp. 45

E65: Bonfire Night

'Remember remember the 5th November' we say in English... but why?! Listen to today's show and find out! PLUS... we talk about BABY NAMES for Dan the Man, watching PORNOS with your Nan, confusion about QUEEN names aaaaand there is a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Not to mention the RnR Vocabulary and Grammar.... you could describe this episode as ON FIRE baby!

Nov 06, 201727 minEp. 44

E64: Halloween Special

Do you want to hear a terrible explanation of the history of HALLOWEEN? Well you've come to the right place! In addition, there is talk about STABBING, Michael Jackson, animals on heads and so much RnR vocabulary it's scary! Just try to keep calm and just try to keep on ROCKIN' baby

Oct 30, 201728 minEp. 43

E63: Awesome Autumn

Nothing else to talk about? Well let's talk about autumn then! Talk of SPERM competitions, GETTING IT ON, TAPPING tables and lots more! Obviously LOADS of RnR vocabulary. Obviously LOADS of RnR grammar. Obviously LOADS of ROCKin'!

Oct 23, 201722 minEp. 42

E62: A Change Will Do You Good

Do you want to make a CHANGE in life If so, then you're in the RIGHT place! Listen to us talk about changing the WORLD, BAD SEX, BARNETS and lots more! PLUS... there is some sexy RnR vocab and grammar, sooooooo just keep on ROCKin' baby!

Oct 16, 201724 minEp. 41

E61: Memory like a Goldfish

Do you have a memory like a goldfish or an elephant? Find out the answer and what they mean in today's show! Join us as we speak about GANDHI, FLUSHING things DOWN toilets, SEX and lots more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar, Dan the Man... what more could you want from a podcast?! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

Oct 09, 201724 minEp. 40

E60: Let's talk about it!

Lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary, so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'!

Oct 02, 201729 minSeason 1Ep. 39

E59: An Exhausting Weekend Together

Come on a weekend away with Dan the Man and me! I can't promise that it'll be fun, but I CAN promise that there will be lots of RnR vocabulary! Listen to how Dan made me SICK, constant arguing and even an exclusive interview with Mrs. Dan the Man!

Sep 25, 201721 minEp. 38

E58: Why do people always say "I'm busy"?

"I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so busy!" Does this sound familiar? Find out WHY people (like Dan the Man) say this when they are NOT busy... PLUS there is talk of PENNIES DROPPING, ageing PEARS, SCHOOL days and lots more - some SERIOUS SEXY idioms and RnR vocab! ROCK. ON. BABY.

Sep 14, 201719 minEp. 37
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