So much happened in Riverdale season 5 episode 10, "Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man." Did they skip an episode? How did we get here? Prison breaks, palladium, hallucinogens, divorces, forest fires, the slow burn relationship of Nana Rose and Reggie finally coming to the forefront, incest weddings - well, not incest, but...closer to incest than the average wedding, maybe... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
May 31, 2021•1 hr 14 min
This week, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 9 "Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer." We play a quick game of Would You Rather before diving into our recap. A lot of this one is just us talking about the character Lerman Logan. And how much money does Veronica have to justify her spending habits? There's also some more epic highs and lows of high school football than usual. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
May 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min
In this podcast, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 8 "Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock and Key." We plan a BETTER Key Party, question why Nana Rose wasn't invited, wonder about the mechanics of kicking a door open in Riverdale (and call out the sound editors for the first time), and bring up a lot of dropped plot points.
May 10, 2021•1 hr 9 min
We are BACK and we're talking about season 5 episode 7 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky." The gang splits up again to fight fires, coach cheerleaders, drain the swamp, create their own currency (?), and get abducted by aliens (??). Sometimes this really is the funniest show on television. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 11 min
The gang goes Back 82 School in season 5 episode 6 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Two: Back to School," which means, yes, the epic highs and lows of high school football have returned (or have they?) We discuss this episode's cartoon villainy, introduction of a fun new storyline, and, unfortunately, karaoke night. Is anyone else hungry for some Doritos? Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Mar 17, 2021•53 min
In this podcast, we're talking about season 5 episode 5 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-One: The Hommecomming." We celebrate the return of the twins (as actual children! not infants!), discuss the gang's new career choices, question the bureaucratic processes of Riverdale, and express our enthusiasmm for our new favorite character and the spelling of his namme. Have you seen the pattern yet? We think it's funny. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gm...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 5 min
It's 7 years into the future in Riverdale (or...is it?) and we're here to talk about it. We discuss what has happened in the years since graduation, character by character, and talk about potential plot inconsistencies. Well, we think there's inconsistencies--we honestly have trouble remembering what actually happened in this show. But it's okay, so does the show itself. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 7 min
The high school characters played by 20-something actors finally graduate. In this podcast, we discuss season 5 episode 3 of Riverdale, "Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation." We talk about some sweet moments, get confused about several plot points, dissect what we know about the time jump, and, most importantly, discuss how our wildest prediction from our very first podcast actually came true. Riverdale writers, if you're listening, we'd be happy to discuss receiving any financial compensation for ...
Feb 08, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Season 5 episode 2 of Riverdale "Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Preppy Murders" has a lot going on and we are here to unpack it. Archie miraculously is cured from his issues, Cheryl's mumsy takes care of their extended family, Veronica deals with her daddykins, and Betty and Jughead do a classic Scooby-Doo reveal of the most recent mystery. The body count is HIGH this episode... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr
Riverdale is back from its hiatus and so are we! In this episode, we discuss the season 5 premiere "Chapter Seventy-Seven: Climax" and we give our predictions about what we think will happen this season. We talk about Archie's relationships, the voyeur's name change, the unexpected return to our favorite prison, our new favorite character, and the awkward crossover with Katy Keene's KO Keller--I mean Kelly. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail...
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Sep 21, 2020•1 hr 16 min
This week we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7, "Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place." Did you also think this episode was.. really not that bad? Word gets out about Polly's pregnancy, Riverdale has a lit nightclub, and we learn more about FP's mysterious dynamic. Plus Veronica and R-chie both get new roommates! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email what Riverdale plushie you'd want to riverdont@gmail.com! Article about Marisol Nichols: https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/a32320089/marisol-ni...
Sep 07, 2020•1 hr 10 min
It's time for the variety show in Riverdale season 1 episode 6, "Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!" Archie, Veronica, and the Pussycats deal with the drama of their parents and the performing arts while Betty and Jughead get down to serious business involving the murder. This is the first appearance of Polly! Also, this is the first appearance of Riverdale's obvious ads! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 10 min
This week, we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5, "Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness." The Blossoms hold a memorial service for Jason with too many questionable costume choices, Betty learns more secrets about her sister, and Archie hurts his playing hand (you know which one). Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 23 min
Listen in as we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4, "Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show." The movie drive thru is closing, Archie and Grundy's relationships spirals, and we meet some really noisy, but otherwise harmless, Serpents! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email what Riverdale plushie you'd want to riverdont@gmail.com!
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 3 min
This week, we watched Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3, "Chapter 3: Body Double" and we certainly uncovered the true meaning behind that title - you won't want to miss it! We see some slut shaming, an episode of psychotic dissociative identify (casual), Jughead finally has a platform for his murder investigation, and something about Archie and his music career (whatever). Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Jun 16, 2020•1 hr 18 min
In this week's podcast, we talk about important Riverdale news and rewatch Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2, "Chapter Two: Touch of Evil." Friendships are challenged, Ms. Grundy is manipulative, we get introduced to new characters (some with GREAT names), and, oh yeah, we get some new crumbs of information about Jason Blossom's murder. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Jun 08, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Riverdale may be on hiatus, but we sure aren't! Join us this summer as we re-watch Season 1 of our least favorite show. In the Pilot, we're introduced to the characters (including Josie and the Cheetah Girls) and learn about Jason Blossom's suspicious disappearance as the investigation unfolds. How the times have changed... Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Jun 01, 2020•1 hr 8 min
It's the season finale! Didn't feel like it? We know.. This week, we review Riverdale Season 4 Episode 19, "Chapter Seventy Six: Killing Mr. Honey." The gang gets banned from prom and decide to play a prank on Mr. Honey (did the parallel story structure trip you up too?). A few story lines were dropped without resolution (e.g. Barchie, Hiram's murder, tickling!), and we make season 5 predictions! Thank you all for sticking with us throughout this mess of a season. We're excited to announce we'll...
May 18, 2020•1 hr 6 min
This week, we discuss what is apparently the penultimate episode of this season of Riverdale. Season 4 episode 18 "Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian" brings us more tickling than anyone ever expected or wanted, Barchie history, brotherly bonding over creepy video tapes, and generally weird energy. Want to know which Julia you're most like? Check out this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/torch1456/which-host-of-riverdont-matches-your-riverdale-pr-2gdlceonwj . Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpo...
May 04, 2020•1 hr 16 min
After a brief and unplanned hiatus (sorry everyone!) we are back with a new complaining session. Riverdale season 4 episode 17, "Chapter Seventy-Four: Wicked Little Town," bestows upon us its yearly musical episode and, unsurprisingly, we had a lot to say about it. We cringe, we fail to understand why Barchie is making a comeback, and, perhaps most importantly, we debut a spinoff of #FPOutfitWatch. Want to know which Julia you're most like? Check out this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/...
Apr 28, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Special podcast this week! While we wait for the next episode of Riverdale, we speculate how the town of Riverdale would cope with the corona pandemic/quarantine, and then play a fun game of mad libs! With a few nouns, some adjectives, and a dash of verbs, we co-write Riverdale's next episode (better than any of the writers anyway) and the plot twists are HUGE. Find our mad lib template on our Twitter @riverdontpod and share your results with us! And email your thoughts (and/or mad lib) to river...
Apr 07, 2020•33 min
This podcast gets a little weird. We discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 16 "Chapter Seventy-Three: The Locked Room" and some Riverdale news. The whole mystery is unraveled, we create the spinoff of a lifetime, and Archie fights the coronavirus? In all seriousness, wash your hands, practice social distancing, and stay safe everyone. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Mar 16, 2020•50 min
Special episode this week: Not only are we recording this week's recap in person, but we also have some live reactions to share with you! In Riverdale Season 4 Episode 15, "Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For," the Fab Three get arrested, Donna slaps Brett, Barchie shippers rejoice, and Jughead's fate is revealed. #FPOutfitWatch #JusticeForJonathan Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Mar 09, 2020•51 min
Riverdale's back, and we actually thought this episode was kinda entertaining? Is this the right podcast? Anyway, we talk about Riverdale Season 4 Episode 14, "Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away with Murder." Charles helps Betty (his sister) figure out if she murdered her boyfriend (his brother), Archie gets called another great nickname, and Veronica calls her boyfriend to a meeting. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Mar 03, 2020•56 min
We discuss some very exciting breaking news about Marisol Nichols (Hermione Lodge) and Skeet Ulrich (FP Jones). We extend our sincerest congratulations to the two and can only cross our fingers for the remainder of the cast. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 24, 2020•29 min
This week, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 13, "Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March." Did you hate this episode or only mildly dislike it? Turns out Archie and Veronica really are still dating, Jughead leaves Stonewall (and maybe dies, idk), Hermosa is back, and it's somehow March in Riverdale. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 18, 2020•57 min
Don't worry, the tickling storyline is still going strong in Season 4 Episode 12 of Riverdale, "Chapter Sixty-Nine: Men of Honor". This episode begs many questions: is Brett the house video-taper? Is there anyone Archie won't fight? And, most importantly, what really is the difference between the Scooby Doo gang and the Riverdale bunch? Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 10, 2020•53 min
This week, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 11, "Chapter Sixty Eight: Quiz Show", an episode that featured rum raids, quiz shows, the brown hood, and... tickling? Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Feb 03, 2020•58 min
The epic highs and lows of high school football are back (pls no) in Riverdale Season 4 Episode 10, "Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues". Veronica makes rum, Betty investigates a lead, Jughead is heading to New Haven, and Riverdale High gets their own Sue Sylvester! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!
Jan 27, 2020•1 hr 5 min
