In this week's episode, Megan and Ezra talk about a slate of strange comics that include a parody of one of the Great American Novels, and an Unnamed Game hot off the presses. Talking points include sexism in children, overly elaborate grifts, and getting gung-ho for going green. Segments: Lil Tales, Unnamed Game, Totally Teens Digests: Archie Jumbo Comics Digest #304 "Mark of Greatness" Betty And Veronica #237 "The Flapper" Archie at Riverdale High Vol 1 “The Quitter” “Clean Up Campaign”...
Oct 05, 2021•53 min•Ep. 81
Today, Megan and Ezra discuss some of the weird and wacky hijinks that go on in that tiny town of Riverdale. Talking points include overly elaborate plans to rob the rich, an unsettlingly buxom member of the RHS faculty, and the fact that the Archie writer's room almost certainly did a lot of the drugs. Segments: Archie Investigates, Archie Out of Context, Totally Teens Digests: Archie at Riverdale High Volume 1 “They Dye By Night” “The Big Put Down”
Sep 28, 2021•57 min•Ep. 80
Today, Megan and Ezra have a long, frank discussion on the Archie vs. Predator series in its entirety. Talking points include some of the horror we want to see crossed over into Riverdale, and Betty and Veronica meeting the actual devil. Segments: Talking Red Digests: Archie Vs. Predator, Archie Vs. Predator II, Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #75"Mr. Inferno"
Sep 21, 2021•53 min•Ep. 79
Today, Megan tells Ezra all about Archie vs. Predator 2 , the weird and wacky comic that gets alarmingly meta. They cover the entirety of the graphic novel and share some of their thoughts on the comic, including how even a monster in Archie's body is still better then the guy himself, and the amazing work of Alex DeCampi.
Sep 14, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 78
Oh boy, today we're bringing out the big guns! This is it everyone, the one you've been waiting for! It's Archie Vs. Predator! Prepare for trouble as Archie and the gang take on everyone's favorite teen space murderer, and we'll just see who lives to tell the tale...
Sep 07, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 77
After a long break - we're back! Please enjoy this trip to tropical waters, where we all contemplate how much control a ghost has over his environment. We'll also think about how we (and Archie) can better serve the community, and learn that no one can take on City Hall! We love you, thank you for your patience as we needed time to step away. Segments: Totally Teens, What If, Dad Bibs
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 76
This week join us while we load the whole dang episode into the jalopy, and drive down Memory Lane. That's right, that weird street in Riverdale where alternate/past timelines converge. We also dally a few moments in the terrible Miss Boing comic, which we have certainly referenced before! Last of all, if you can, please join us in donating to a nonprofit that is working to help those impacted by COVID-19. We are donating to Care India , but there are many organizations out there working hard ag...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 75
Join us for adventure in the high seas as Archie and the gang board a ship to adventure! Surely nothing will go wrong. Amidst the swashbuckling antics take a brief break for Archie to share a tale of the golden days of his youth, back when the student council had to cancel their trip to Washington DC in order to fund basic school upkeep. The wolf episode is 58. Don't Take Life Lessons From Archie, listen to it HERE ! Segments: Archie Abroad, Totally Teens...
Jun 15, 2021•57 min•Ep. 74
In this episode Mr. Weatherbee is sad that he ate a pizza, and Archie must do everything he can to console him. Episode 60: Well Stocked Refreshment Stand is the Jughead-olive one! We also have an Unnamed Game featuring Betty, Veronica, and spectacularly themed Halloween Parties! Which one is real? Only Ezra can guess! On our closing note we share a sad Veronica story, and we send out well wishes out to our listeners around the world. It's tough out there, and we love you. Be excellent to each o...
Jun 08, 2021•55 min•Ep. 73
Join your hosts Megan and Ezra as they travel through space and time in the Crisis of Infinite Archie's! We continue with our warping through different realities when who should the Little Archie's run into, but the Tiny Titans! Segments: Bizzarchie, Lil Tales, Gag Bag Grab Bag
Jun 01, 2021•50 min•Ep. 72
Join your hosts today as they discuss topical favorites such as Lady Dimitrescu (who is 9' 6", I was wrong and I apologize) and Japanese "Manga" and "Anime". It's ok if you don't know what that is, Jughead will explain it to you! We also take a strange trip into Archie's Weird Mysteries as Betty lives the role of Drew Barrymore in "Shriek"! Segments: Fadtastic Mr. Andrews, Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag
May 25, 2021•51 min•Ep. 71
Have you ever wondered about the difference between a dog and a boyfriend? Well wonder no more, because Betty has all the answers you need! We also spend a little time reminiscing over our high school year books along with Archie. Remember all those good times? Yea...so do I... Here is the link to the Colonel Sanders Dating Sim, in case you were dying to play it. Segments: Bizzarchie, Totally Teens, Lil Tales...
May 18, 2021•53 min•Ep. 70
In this episode it's all things...sexy! In honor of episode number 69 (nice, nice, nice!) your favorite Archie hosts dive into the wide world of fan fiction. We've gotta get our sexy Archie fix somewhere! Fan Fiction Referenced: To Riverdale and Back Again Fanfiction This Isn't a Love Story, John Wildflower, I'm Intoxicated. First Impressions The Best Date love yourself so no one has to What's This...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 69
Buckle the fuck up, babies, this is Archie Vs. Sharknado, and it is a wild ride! At long last, Megan was able to find a copy of this glorious work, and boy is it something else. Join us and the gang as we kill shark after shark, saving Riverdale - and the world!
May 04, 2021•59 min•Ep. 68
Join Megan, Ezra, and the gang on a totally normal teen adventure as Jughead struggles to think of a clever burger name. Heavenly Swallows? No, no...that's not right! Also, please observe the Black Widow trailer from Saturday Night Live. Next up, we bring in one of the heaver hitters - it's Moby Jughead! This one is problematic on a lot of levels! Oh boy, do we have a lot to talk about here! CONTENT WARNING: Disordered eating and rapid weight gain/loss Segments: Totally Teens, Bizzarchie...
Apr 27, 2021•55 min•Ep. 67
Strap in for a wild and wacky double feature Bizzarchie this week, as Megan takes us down to the drive in. First up, is Triassic Lark, where we join Hiram, Ron, and Archie on a dino-tastic adventure to a land that time forgot! Next, and after a brief intermission, we delve deep into the earth, where we discover the mysterious Core City. Leave us a review this week on Podchaser , and a donation will be made to Meals on Wheels! This will be doubled when we reply to you, and doubled again by our wo...
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 66
Do you remember the time Juggie turned in to a wolf man? No, no, not Jughead: the Hunger, before that, in the days of Lil Archie and the gang! Join us, and Lil Sabrina tells the tale of a science experiment gone horribly wrong! While we're talking adventures, we can't leave out the time Archie faced off against an evil dentist/burglar! In a classic Archie Investigates our boy wonder saves the day yet again from a devious foe. Segments: Lil Tales, Archie Investigates, Gab Bag Grab Bag...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 65
Gather round, children, and learn of the hunt for the Scarcium Finny Elusivium! The rarest of rare tropical fish, captured by a gentleman explorer and his bumbling sidekick - Archie! While we're talking adventures, have you ever heard about the time Big Moose found an artillery shell on the beach? Oh, what a tale that is! And don't forget how back in Betty's stalker days she could smell an Archie from miles away! Segments: Archie Abroad, Odds and Friends, Bizzarchie
Apr 06, 2021•56 min•Ep. 64
Ah, Spring! That magical time of year when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love...Ok, Archie, take a chill pill. In this episode we ignore Archie and his springtime fancies, and instead take a spring break adventure with Veronica! She and a generically handsome dude uncover an international plot, but will she make it out alive? Yes. Then we have a handsome stranger come to down, and Archie faces a near death experience when he challenges him to a duel. Will he survive?? Also yes. Segmen...
Mar 30, 2021•49 min•Ep. 63
Happy Solstice everyone! In "a Midwinter's Tale" we spend the holiday with the Spellman family, with a nice little end cap on our wild first season of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! Join us for some eggnog, questionable decision making, and a cute little elf costume!
Mar 26, 2021•1 hr 9 min
In this episode your hosts travel through the looking glass, into Mirrordale - the horrifying alternate universe where everyone has half sleeve tattoos and goatees. After all, we are all just shards within the mirror of our own cosmic fun house, am I right? We also have a kicky new reboot of Ezra's segment - Fantabulous Contrabulations! Now Megan gets to decide, if it belongs on "As Seen on TV" or "Shark Tank"! Segments: Bizzarchie, Fantabulous Contrabulation
Mar 23, 2021•54 min•Ep. 62
Join your hosts Megan and Ezra with a shocking and wild chapter of Archie Investigates: Betty Books It! Ezra leads the way as we follow Betty Cooper Super Sleuther in a little investigative journalism, and we aren't too surprised when she stumbles into a mystery to solve! She also wears a raccoon costume. Then Megan brings us to the tropics where Josie and the Pussycats are relaxing on vacation, and Valarie makes a new friend...or three? Yikes. Remember friends - don't take dating advice from Ar...
Mar 16, 2021•51 min•Ep. 61
Things come to a dramatic climax in "the Witching Hour" when the Greendale Thirteen rise from their graves, and come looking for wicked revenge. Also the totally spooky and fully developed Red Angel of Death is a thing. What will Sabrina do to save the town?? Probably something well thought out.
Mar 12, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Don't you just hate it when a beautiful sunny day turns to rain, then hail, and then to snow? Well the gang in Riverdale sure do! This happens more time than you would expect in our newest Unnamed Game from Megan! Next we have some upsetting Foley work from Jughead as we take a trip in the Wayback Machine. After all, who doesn't enjoy a stick of celery at the drive in theater?
Mar 09, 2021•54 min•Ep. 60
This week we really get down with the teens in a brand new segment called the Fad-Tastic Mr. Andrews! We follow Archie as he ventures into the fashion world, with one of the great and always relevant fads that have shown up in Archie pages throughout the years! After that we have back to back Totally Teens segments, featuring beach school, and teen favorite - vanity license plates! What more could your average teen want?? Thanks for joining us this week, and remember kids - you don't need to be ...
Mar 02, 2021•56 min•Ep. 59
Megan and Ezra discover that DC comic writer Mark Waid (of Kingdom Come fame) has written Archie comics as well, and dive into his absolutely wild tale of Moose rampaging through Riverdale. Then we take a trip to the great frozen north, where Archie almost loses his life, and makes an unlikely friend along the way. Finally, we spend a little time with #notmyarchie favorite - Super Duck! Learn all about his amazing business skills as he becomes the proud owner of an aquarium!...
Feb 23, 2021•56 min•Ep. 58
If you thought things would somehow get better, I don't know why you would think that! In "The Returned Man" we find out exactly what has happened to poor Tommy, and Sabrina makes a lot of bad decisions. No happy endings here. Don't forget that self care!
Feb 19, 2021•52 min
In this variety pack of an episode your hosts cover a whole range of comic types, including a new segment the Gag Bag Grab Bag! We also crack a criminal plot wide open with an Archie Investigates segment, and play another round of our favorite road trip game - Dad Bibs! It's a cold winter here, and we're warmed by the love of our wonderful listeners. Thank you for being you!
Feb 16, 2021•51 min•Ep. 57
Megan and Ezra are back, in the much anticipated return of the Riverdale High AV Club! Join your hosts for a brand new Unnamed Game, filled with feel good vibes, and no murders! Next up, Ezra tells us all about a certain member of the Wilkins family, who may or may not be unstuck in time. Finally, learn about our Patreon! You can find it online at https://www.patreon.com/riverdalehighav !
Feb 09, 2021•51 min•Ep. 56
In "the Burial" things get (somehow) even more real when Greendale is rocked by a disaster in the mines. Harvey barely makes it out alive, but Tommy is trapped, and Sabrina will stop at nothing to save him.
Feb 05, 2021•1 hr 7 min
