Hi, I'm Elizabeth Dutton and I'm Szaron Burnett. Meat Ridiculous Crime a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's always murder free and ridiculous. No blood and guts, no dead ladies, just pure, uncut, mad cap criminality will bring you crimes like the super sleuth dog who recovered the stolen World Cup trophy. Some of the newspaper articles from England are talking about how they went to get coffee.
I'm like bull, they did not get coffee. Those guys went and got tea and like some sort of pastry filled with smashed meats. Oh god, but wait, there's more. How about love struck sixteen year old repelling into a luxury car dealership and he sees this yellow and black aforementioned guy, Fiery Lambeau, So of course that's the car he's gonna take. He breaks in, which, by the way, he had also googled how to breaking, So you can learn anything on YouTube. I'm telling you, between YouTube and Google,
there ain't a single thing that you can't find. Or how about Billy Idol and his buddy on a bender so bad the tie Army had to be called in rent jet skis and play chicken on them well naked, so they're playing chicken, and of course Billy crashes and sings jest ski. Or maybe the time a man who needed a quarter of a million dollars to save his family decided to steal Frank Sinatra's son. Don't make any noise and nobody will get hurt, and Frank Junior is like, okay, now,
mind you Frank Sinatra Jr. And his trumpet player. They're hanging out in their underwear eating fried chicken. This bounty can be yours. Do you think those out of context clips are great? Way? Do you hear an entire episode thrills, chills, laughter, adventure references to bush meat, PCP, superspot, fake eyeballs, shape cats. Now I feel like we're just doing word associations. No,
those are all shows. Listen to Ridiculous Crime starting February fIF on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts