¶ Introducing the MiniLoong Pocket 1
If you've been waiting to see a mini long, you've come to the right stream today, friends. Because me, along with Mr. Michael Benny. Thank you. Ban from Ban Unboxed. Andrew perhaps soon. And Mr. Rob the Rush or Tech Father. We will be showing our mini longs. Oh no. Yes. Some time. We've deemed this time block uh for this use case.
¶ Deep Dive into MiniLoong Specs and Unboxing
Correct. Now ridiculous naming aside, this handheld is rocking an RK thirty five sixty six, your old friend from my favorite RK thirty-five sixty-six. We're gonna have to dethrone my favorite GKD bubble. Will it happen? Hmm? Maybe we'll take a look at uh even uh what that'cause this uh oh yeah, that's right. It's a uh forty XXA.
Because both of these came from AliExpress as part of our AliExpress uh review situation. So I picked out these two for uh the end of March here. And because I'm really curious on this, it's a modular handheld. And it has swappable face plates, swappable D pad. And is it any good? I ha this will be my first time really digging in. I I I took it out of the box momentarily to make sure it functioned. But other than that, this little I'm I'm going naked here. So So it's a legitimate unboxing then.
It's a it's like a ninety five percent legitimate unboxing. This one's sealed though. So yeah, we'll allow that one. Uh we but yeah, we'll compare it against similar handhelds, everybody. We wanna see like is it good? Is it worth about ninety dollars USD on AliExpress or on Amazon about a hundred bucks right now? We'll take a look. Uh live chat, how you doing out there? How we doing? See us, you hear us. Mm. That's great.
Two thousand twenty six never been a better time for another RK thirty five sixty six. One thousand percent We look up when that chip came out. I'm just gonna look at it right now. Is it twenty twenty two maybe? Like when we started seeing it in handheld. I feel like I'm not sure. Is it twenty one? Yeah. It was released twenty twenty. Yeah. Yeah.
Popularized by the third generation of Amber Nican Health. So you're talking about the you know, the What What Three series. Oh, you're probably talking about twenty thousand twenty two, early twenty two at that point. First handheld that used the RK thirty five sixty six. from at least Anbrunick was the RG503 and that uh Russ's like review of that is from like early twenty twenty two. So it's been in the handheld space at least four years now, which is crazy.
And thirty three twenty six is even longer. But they've never done swappable face plates. And D Pack. Yeah, we'll we'll talk about the modularity in a bit. Andrew, what do you think about the D-pad? Does he have the right keyboard? He has the right keyboard. He's got a good keyboard there. It's a pretty good board. I like his shirt. He's getting a different board out. Yeah. Hell yeah. My Riz was trying to run away this week, but it listened to Bee Gees all day and it's totally back.
Yeah, you're risless on the thumbnail. It's concerning. Yeah, they removed Ace removed about sixty percent of my Riz, but But I'm I'm I've I pushed the beard out just today. So we're we're we're locked in on this one. Okay, everybody. Let's go ahead and take a look at this. Let's unbox one. And these guys already have'em, and we're gonna we're gonna see what the heck this is. Thank you, Sony, for the music. You guys ready for this? Oh yeah. Ready to party. Body is ready. Thank you.
Here we go. What do we got in here anyways? 3566. We got that uh that Molly G5. Two GPU, we got one gigabyte of RAM. Now, one gigabyte of RAM in 2026 is really, really tough. We know to get a second gigabyte in here, they would have had to have charged us another hundred dollars though. So We're gonna work with this. 8 gigabytes of EMMC storage, 4-inch IPS 960 by 720 display, 450 nits. Wi Fi? Well. I hear it's all right. 4.2 Bluetooth. We got oh oh oh we got introduction of long OS.
We got 4000 million hour battery, 7.5 watt charging, blah blah blah, 258 grams.
¶ Modularity, Design, and Missing Parts
Bucks. I gotta give them credit for a new company. You know, that's impressive. This is um I think we saw this as an amp on, I think, thing that they put in. We've we've seen this in other amp on handles. I don't know if that's from any longer. Mm-hmm. I got the same card of mine too. So I got it from the Ampone shop on AliExpress, that's right. And There's a cable. Any uh screen protectors? What's the inside of the cable? What what what color we got? We guess rocking some purple?
Good good old USB C cable. Gots to have it. Let's take it out of the That retro. Power, right? So is this magnetic? It comes up pretty easily. There's little magnets in there, you see. How do they work? How do they work? Let's see. Can we drop it in straight? Oops. There it is. Okay. So you take that off. We've seen this game with the one X sugar, it's gonna end up in the spider's nest and you know it.
It it probably will be in a sp I cleaned up the spiders recently for springtime, but I'm gonna grow out some new spiders maybe by winter. Yeah. At least, let's check the D-pad. No, that pops right off. Much easier than the Mang Me than the Ming Me uh Max. Yeah, that just pops right off. Very easy. But they didn't include in the box, they didn't include the other D pad. So where do we get this other D pad that that they're talking about? Does the stick come out? Yeah. It does.
Did anyone else not get the second D pad? Yeah, where where is it? Uh I've seen a couple of reviews. Nobody seems to have gotten another D pad. I have reason to believe that all of the things they're showing you are you buy them separate. All right, so we're talking about it. Hmm. Where do we find this? That's the thing is no one's found that either. Ben's mom's house. These are uh Oh, is she making them for us? Height sticks. Yeah, it's it the modularity is kind of interesting because Mm.
Mm modular on it. Well I mean there's modular parts, you just don't have the module. Correct. There we go. the face buttons are not modular at all. They don't they don't swap or they don't nothing nothing changes with them. It's not the colorway we asked for, but it is the colorway we deserve.
¶ Build Quality and Design Influences
I mean it looks very much like and maybe on purpose, like the uh retro power Mm-hmm. Colour it. I really like the way it looks. Really similar. Yeah. Green is what pulls it out on them any long. Well Minilong put figured out how to do transparent buttons before Ambernet could for the Vita. Amazing. Yeah, can I yeah, I wanna comment on that too. The those face buttons are pretty choice. They're really nice. I really like the face buttons, yeah. I like'em a lot.
Yeah, so far, I mean initial impress oppression impressions, not oppressions. Maybe it'll be like. No, ac actually the the the operating system on this is You guys like? Yeah, I think. Quite good. Yeah. Out of the- Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty solid. Mini long pocket one. We got Gray looks so similar to the uh the Ineo. Right? Is this not? Back. No, look on the back, the the font color. Yeah. Yeah but this one has my name and this one doesn't. So that's really close.
Somebody pointed out somewhere, I think it was either in the mini long thread or it was just like in one of the chats. Um the buttons, like the font on the buttons is very similar to the manual. me. Oh. Well let me pull a Ming Me out. I don't think we have it yet, but I cannot wait to find the story behind this main lawn company because they um Yeah, the font is like almost the same. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I I mean I don't d don't I don't know.
But the module the modularity, uh the idea of the the the swappable the swappable D pad that you can't that doesn't come with it, you need to buy separate, same idea there. And also, yeah, I mean it feels very high quality right straight out the gate. Like it feels strangely like that doesn't make any sense to me because I was totally thinking this is gonna be on the high end of e waste pretty much. Like that's what I'm going in expecting. One gigabyte of RAM, you know, it it's a gimmick.
¶ Screen Quality and Community Reception
But I mean in the hands it is very solid. I don't care for this this faceplate. Now there's other color faceplates that you should be able to buy in time, I guess, that are different in producer stone if we can pull that up for people. But there's other Hear me out with the faceplate. If they do it, that's your chance to put stickers on it guilt-free. True. Very true. You know what? I like that. Yeah,'cause like look at that. They have limited edition like Ordering that green one for sure.
Yeah, if it was real. Right. Hey, I wonder if they'll release like a like a model for like or may I'm sure someone in the community will make a 3D print that we can do. That one is. You not not totally positive? I have seen like mixed again, it just r I I browsed the um the mini log channel on the Discord before I jumped uh earlier tonight. Oh, and it just doesn't seem like the
Like I like this handheld a lot so far. Um, but uh it doesn't seem there's much that it's much on the same feeling in the community so far. And I might be wrong. I don't have my pulse on it like that that much. I've seen some people go completely ecstatic over this thing. They're asking every week, you know, w when when are we gonna be reviewing this? When are we gonna be looking at this? And so I felt like
Alright, listen, we're gonna do it this week. We're gonna get to this. Um because clearly people want to see this and see if it's good. Uh but then yeah, but then the majority I'm not seeing too much Anything. I think it's just it's so new. No one knows the brand yet. What is the brand? There's no brand listed. Mini Long, I guess, is the brand. It is. Yeah.
It seems like a really good executed one of those, but with the INEO like pocket air, it kind of takes in the momentum out of this. My hope is that this is a budget high screen resolution four inch. Right. Whereas traditionally you'll get the six forty by four eighty is like let's get the game upped a little bit even in the budget like anyway. It is pretty noticeable too, I will say that uh 960x720 display, you can see the sharpness. It looks a lot nicer.
If this doesn't have ghosting the way that the uh pocket air mini does, it might actually have an advantage over that even if the specs are lower. Yeah, that's definitely a weakness on the uh Pocket Air Minis. The display is is just okay. It's not great. And some people have backlight bleeding worse than others, so Well, Something else playing in not in its f in its favor is the fact that the price keeps fluctuating so much.
So like two days ago when I up the last time I updated the listing on the handheld dot deals, it was sixty six eighty seven after the d after Coupon. See that makes sense. That from the right side makes a lot more sense. Yeah. Yeah. That's what a thirty five sixty six should be costing, ideally. On Amazon and like through dropshippers like Ampound and and whoever else, I think everybody's got it now. Lit NXT has one, has it, MEC DIY. I think everybody's got it.
Yeah. Like the hundred dollar price point makes sense there. Um, but it doesn't make sense that this is eighty something dollars on almost ninety dollars on um on AliExpress. There are listings that are a like there's a listing that's thirty eight dollars, but I'm not trying to donate forty dollars to somebody.
Well if we're comparing hard specs, you know, between this and the cause these are seriously so similar. They ha this had to be have been made to compete with the with the Acnes Pocket Air Mini here. I mean had to have been. So
¶ MiniLoong vs. Pocket Air Mini: Full Comparison
Do uh Sony do we have uh do we have uh we have a comparison that Mr. Benny here from uh the right by the way, check out Michael Benny's uh YouTube channel. He's uh gonna be joining us more for these afterdarks, but check out Retro Lunch on YouTube. One lunch break at a time. Yeah, with the bucket or mini being its direct competitor, it would just make sense to go spec for spec. And I think that it's um It's almost the same size, I mean just man, it's so similar. What's right display, you know?
That's where the Meg Mi comparison becomes very interesting because if Meng Mi is an offshoot of INEO and this is very, very similar to the Pocket Air Mini, like is there, you know is there some knowledge that was transferred? Right. Yeah, it seems like it seems advanced so far for what it is. And we'll take a deeper look here. I'm just trying to I'm trying to find that uh that screenshot you made earlier. That thing was awesome. Let's see. While we're waiting though, I do have a story. Um
Something unfortunate happened with almost made me miss the show. My wife was mad at me. So she asked well she asked me for um some chapstick. I handed her a glue stick. She's still not speaking to me. Oh. Oh No You're a dad. Bye. That's it. Get him out of here. Alright, here we And speaking of specs, here we go. Um so the mini long pocket one, you know, release early twenty twenty-six. We got late twenty twenty-five for the Pocket Air Mini. We have Linux.
Which is the custom long OS, which is pretty cool they put that on here. Plus hello? I don't know what that is. We're gonna see uh versus Android 11 on the Air Mini. Of course, you can get you know gamma OS on there as well. Display is a 4.4 inch on the mini long. We got a 4.2 on the Air Mini. Both of these are IPS. We got 1280 by 960 on the Air Mini, 960x720 on the pocket, and 4x3 on each at 60 Hz.
And you are comparing a 3566 versus a Helio G ninety T band. What uh what about is the difference between those two chipsets? I know that the six the G ninety T is gonna beat the thirty-five sixty six, right? Yeah, it's gonna beat the uh thirty five sixty six pretty soundly, I would say. Yeah, there's there's definitely a performance advantage for the uh air. Yeah.
You get the Dreamcast catalogue, you get the PSP catalog. Whereas with the we know thirty five sixty six it's you get some, but you know, don't even try Ghost of Sparta. Yeah, that might be where it caps out.
And I I will give'em credit, at least I noticed like the games that are preloaded for PSP, they're all like the the lighter titles. So they they definitely are aware that, you know, it's not gonna be running that kind of game. So at least they're not curating the library to have those games on there when it's like, Why is it here? Right. Ye which is fair, and on the GPU side, we're looking at the MOLI G52 on the the minilong versus the MOLI G76.
on the air mini, so that's gonna win there as well. Ram is looking at that's the tough part. One gigabyte on the on the mini long. I I don't know why they they they went with the one gig on there, but we're looking at two gigs to start on the Air Mini, which most of the builds people are going to be buying is going to be the three gig.
Uh all of the free units that you might have gotten from INEA would have been the would have been the two gig. So storage-wise, we're looking at thirty-two gig internal on the air mini, eight gigabyte on the mini long, and uh four thousand milliamp bar batter on the mini long versus forty five hundred on the air mini.
And then both of them, you got Wi-Fi 5, Bluetooth 4.2 on the mini long, 5.0 on their mini. You got one haul stick on the mini, which is really for a handheld this size, one stick should be all you need anyways with stacked shoulders and they're quiet, which I appreciate. Uh, compared to the dual hall sticks you're gonna get on your Air Mini, so you're gonna be able to do Ape Escape and all those other games that might that might need or you might want a second stick for.
As well, yeah, you get uh touch now is there touch screen on here, Rob? I think is there not? I don't think there's touch screen. No, I don't think so. mini long, but you do get on the air mini of course, and they're about the same weight, 258 grams versus 269 on the air mini respectively. And uh video out no on the air mini, but actually yes on the mini long USB-C display port out. Which is cool.
So you're gonna get PS, you're gonna get up to PS2 gaming, GameCube and Wii on the Air Mini, and only up to PSP and some light dreamcast there on the Pocket One. And about yeah, but they're around the similar price point, so it really does make it tough.
¶ Pricing, Ergonomics, and Build Refinements
And I do want to see more discounts and around that$70 price point for the for the mini long. I think that's going to be where we're at. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, the pri price is a little too high right now. To me, showing that it can go down to sixty seven dollars, like with coupons, means that you will see that price eventually.
And the fact that it's been that price, I say hold. If you're really interested, just hold. It's I don't think you know I'm sure it's gonna come down price pretty soon. It kind of feels like a um a trimuye smart situation where it started really high with like the random occasional sale down, but over time the price on that just dropped to something a lot more reasonable. And that's. So this community really started to adopt it.
Yes, sirs. Alright, let's let's do a little uh button sound test here. So this this is another very quiet device overall. Like listen to this. That's nothing. D-pad. Quiet shoulders? Both of them quiet. That is so nice to see that. Oh my goodness. It's exceptionally well made. Wow. It's actually really nicely put together. Yeah, look at this. There's no issues with that.
I was telling the guys before the before we went on the show, I'm like, I think it might be my favorite device with this chipset. Wow, yeah. Nice pivot on that D plate really nice pivot on that dish style. And yeah, the face buttons as well. You know, what's nice is that with the faceplate, you can have it be short.
You know, like that. Or you can have the face buttons be a little longer if you want more of that feeling. Tactile wise. And they're gonna be a little louder when they're longer like that. Mini or long. Mini or long. You can have your face buttons mini or long. Yes. But it's still it's still quiet and it you can kind of have it how you want it, like Burger King. Um okay, these they're still pretty quiet for the start and selects, and then you have your mini long Button.
You have very nice backing on these grips. If you're out the texture on the back, that's a good thing. The texture, this plastic feels like the same plastic on the Pocket Air Mini. It's very close feeling. Very high quality. Plastic. I just can't get over how similar these are. So this one you're gonna get on the Pocket Air Mini, you're gonna be getting a full analog depression where it's looks like more of a digital style here on the mini long. So that's a difference there.
So similar. Jeez guys. Okay. I actually prefer the D-pad on the mini long. I would say over the pocket or mini. Yeah, I agree with that too. You know the pocket air mini, very quiet face buttons, but they're not They're a little short with their travel there and It's almost suspiciously similar.
¶ Comparing Size and Performance with Other Handhelds
Very suspiciously similar. And this, like I said, you can make it mini or long. Okay, so then dimensions-wise, what are what are we looking at? They're so close. Wow. Even their greens are like super similar. What the hell? Heck. I can't okay, let's bring in some other comparisons. Thank you. have a retroid um do you have the pocket mini by any chance? Because if not I have one to compare. Someone was asking about it. I got a pocket mini from you, Rob. I'm I saw have one soon. Yeah.
I have my Saturn one that I can compare again, so You know not that you can get the the Ret Retroid Pocket two S anymore, but here it is if you wanted to see it. But I love that color. So good. I don't know how blurry that is, but God, I need that pocket, Doc. You gotta get the duck, Andrew. There's a Saturn Mini next to the mini l mini long. Yeah, they're they're really close in size. Super Similar. Let's buzz on the mini long, but we know that the mini has more power.
Oh yeah. It's not even a competition there, yeah. I like the white colorway too for it. Does uh I don't think Retroid's selling um the Pocket Mini anymore, right? It's been it's been discontinued, yeah. Yeah, discontinued. Really haven't pulled that out too much anymore. Yeah. He cost Mr. Retroyd one of his houses. That's what I mean. I think they want to move on and forget no more mortgage screen for us. Mortgage screen, where is it at?
And and it happens to be at the end of the day, you know, that is a really good device. It's great. It's an amazing device. There's a reason why I have the one I kept. I mean I'm I I can't part with it. I like it too much. Yeah, it's good. Oh, and then you're the game MT EX eight there as well. Which is the new Pow Kitty, right? Three different shades of white.
Yeah, you could see Yeah. Um this is probably I think the most powerful one on like the table, but I mean even then Uh it's wider definitely, but Yeah. Silver and I would like to know why do you have a cyber truck? It's very cyber trucky. And the Gamma Squeeze. The Gamma Squeeze is saying uh Rip Hell Galley. Gamma man, are you I I we caught Gamma, uh, was watching him on the Save State podcast before this one tonight.
Uh, answered a bunch of questions like the five five seven development and and it was a really good show. But um man, are you thinking about uh you mini longing it? You is that could that be on the roadmap if enough interest shows up or
¶ RK3566 Landscape and Alternatives
It's gotta be able to run Linux. For him to go under the hood and see what's going on there. Maybe it's Need two gigabytes of RAM to do it effective. Uh that's true. It's crazy how That's true. Again, another very close, really close. There is so many RK thirty five sixty six devices. way more than we have the time to compare today. But that's crazy how many how many of there are.
If you can find a uh retroid pocket mini here for around a hundred fifty dollars or so, uh definitely would recommend this over. Uh you get that OLED screen, you get the Snapdragon eight six five. Beautiful. Gamus says he's he's done with the RK thirty five sixty six. I don't blame him. Very fair. Where's the arc stubs? I didn't keep my arc in the end actually because so Yeah over time.
As we start to talk about a chipset less and less on the channel, I generally will only keep the ones I really love from that chipset. And the RG Arc was not one of them for me, actually. Again, the GKD bubble is my flagship 3566 device. Uh and it happens to be the only GKD that I really that I really fell in love with in this way. Russ did a video on this and it was really I don't know, inspired me to kind of get back into this into especially Genesis because just this as a replica device.
Like You can do the the other colorways, but for me, honestly, I just I cannot stop thinking about the black D. The black D is always on my mind. Right, yeah. Yeah. Bear feels the same way. Not quite. It is amazing. That's not what you told me before the stream. Um I wanna apologize to everybody. I did not realize the implication of my words. Um You mean it's something I don't believe. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your white D. We've never Yeah.
We've never said anything that might possibly imply something untoward on this podcast before. Yeah. This is a surprise and a shock to many right now. Uh But there's the other four inches. We're gonna end the stream now. It's about been good. These other four inch sort of a device which I sort of have as a thirty five sixty six base up comparison.
Yeah, see I always had I had the um the Saturn looking uh RG arc and it just always drove me crazy'cause I think it's just much better suited for uh Genesis. Thanks everybody for watching. We're done. Okay. Well guys. Bye. Hi everyone. Rad Rad mentioned that I was missing a four by three device from the lineup, so I just brought out my three fifty M for Comparison. Oh that's an oldie. Uh if you're looking for something also in a similar price range though.
Mm. The Magic X one hundred thirty five. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And again more power there.
¶ Glossy Shell, Portability, and Stick Design
Yeah,'cause this is the G eighty five versus the thirty five sixty six, and these two are almost identical in prices right now. Right, yeah. I love I love the one hundred thirty five. I actually uh just got mine back. So it'll be here soon, but very fair point to compare these two. You get a little smaller screen of course on the one hundred thirty five, but you know, playing PS two on there fantastic. Yeah, but you can't hold your mini long like this. You can't hold your mini long long ways.
Well you could. It's just not gonna be very good. Well I mean this isn't very good either, but Alien, alien. Oh, that's fair. But you get two D pads What do you feel about the uh the glossy shell feel with the buttons, band? I honestly I don't mind it, but you've gotta remember I've looked at like the Mamba one, the like Ambernik controller and all that jazz. So I've used controllers with the same type of glossy feel. Mm-hmm.
And it doesn't really give me much issue, but if you're someone who has issue with this texture, one thing that you do have to watch out for is over time, if you've got sweaty palms. No well. Yeah. You won't get spaghetti on here, but you will get some cheese. Forming in the edges. Don't love it. Don't want to think about it. Not schmutz, and cheese. Well I mean... Good that answers the question, Monto, right? We got uh ice cream buds. Are these devices the same size as oh we talked about that?
Very good. Spaghetti palms. Speaking of spaghetti palms, uh we got uh let's see who's spaghetti palming. We got uh Uh Rob Rob's next. Oh here we go. Oh that's a good comparison too. There's another one thirty five. Yeah. I figured might as well bring it out. Might as well call this the Retro Power Mini Long. It's definitely smaller, you know. Yeah what you got the same analog stick action going on here. Well everyone's using those uh retroid style ones, the ginfold.
I actually like that this is it's a little bit higher on here, which I actually prefer. Yeah. Yeah. It is flush here so it makes this a little bit more pocketable, but Yeah. Well that's a good point. Is it pocketable? Yeah, you do have that protrusion. That the shoulder button. Let me check that. Yeah. Yeah. I got the khakis today. Thank you. Oh and they are are actually showing it in a pair. We'll see about this. Clearly not photoshopped at all in there.
Yeah, it's not catching. Well no it does catch on the way down. You gotta you gotta put your hand in your pocket. You gotta stretch your pocket, drop it in. Drop it in. It's concerning, but not impossible. Walk around the house with it, but I wouldn't take that thing on a hike.
¶ Bezels, Ergonomics, and Customization Options
Wouldn't be hiking with it. I am impressed though for the pocketability, like four four inch screen, they kept the bezel on that very thin. And that was one of my favorite things about the um the forty XXV. It was just the thin bezels make it feel like more premium.
I don't remember what the the other one I was thinking was the 40XXH. And I don't remember what the bezels are on this. It's actually been a while since I've had one of these. And so I wanted to pick one up to compare here. And so I got the g purple scissors back. It is r less threatening than a pocket knife. I was never a fan of that one. I don't know I don't know why. It never resonated with me.
People have been talking about this lately, though, think uh lately though, you know, talking about uh how it's just a great four-inch handheld. And I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe it is time now with custom firmware further along to take another look. Uh this is of course on the part of the AliExpress sale. You can get the US shipping option and this was I think fifty-five dollars, maybe sixty dollars is a pretty good price. Uh so check that out in the description as well. That ends March 30th.
I hope you didn't get the blue one again,'cause we know how hot that got in your hands last night. So I was I had PTSD from that, and so I went ahead and got the DMG, which Ban is probably upset right now with me about, but I Yeah, I've got to do that. I've gotten over the dislike of DMG since we haven't I haven't had to use one in a while. Good because
Here's another option. So this has the H seven hundred chipset. What's nice about this chipset, well it's not the fastest on the block. It has so many custom firmware options that It's just a lot of fun that you can swap your SD card between all the, you know, the 40XX, the XX lineup uh of those H700 devices. And let's see, do we get games on here? We get a card. Yes. So you know and this one too, squishy rubber membrane D pad, really nice what Ambernik does with their D pads, always feels good.
Loud. Both of them, man. All four of them. And that's why on here so much quieter and nicer. You know they do great with their face buttons. Like that feels good. The sticks are always solid. Uh you don't get uh that that um no. The forty XXV had that cardinal snapping, but did the H? It did as well. Okay. Not good. This is back during the like Switch style stick era that Ambernik was still going through. Right.
¶ Stylus, Linux, and Flagship 4:3 Screens
I hate the menu. The sound. I w that's the first thing I go in here and I always I always turn these off button sounds. Okay, so but it's still good in the hands, but you know what I wish? I wish they actually did have like the RG cube XX had.
The little bit of that ergo bump on the back. I'm missing that when I really appreciate having just a little bit there, just a little bit to kind of grab onto. So this is one I think I'm gonna put a grip on from like JC Studios, which let's see, shout out to those guys. I'm doing all the shout-outs tonight.
Um these guys are awesome man. They make great grips. Here's one from this RGDS, which is another fair comparison at the price point. Uh there's one of our favorite games, Ardvark, playing on there. And Let's turn this down a little bit, make it a little sexier. There you go. Uh and actually on this one they have a spot for the Or the stylus, which is look at this. Oh that's kind of cool.
Right and it slides all the way through. Look, you got a you got a hole, like a real like a glorious hole right there. You can kinda put that through. Sell the stylus with the grip or do you have to buy the style? This came with the uh It comes with the RGDS. Oh it's for that. You can get it'll f it'll fit a little bit wider styluses and there's actually a little bit of felt in there to help keep it. Like that. Are we all just gonna completely ignore the fact that Stubbs just said Glorious Hole?
I do not I thought we were gonna move on. comfortable with these grips. So something like that for the 40XSH would be nice. Uh and at the price point, man, the RGDS also has uh you know, Linux now with with uh Rockniks and it is just a joy. It is just a delight. Let's see. Poor yeah. Thicker, make it go faster though? Oh no. Let's see where's the start button? I don't like stubs talking about glorious holes and then playing this game. See that's my long nose, them kind of like a mini long nose.
Yeah. And we put that down here. Oh, this little sausage mouse. Okay, that's it's not a R G T S stream. Another good comparison though, if you want to step it up in price to about$150 or so, the 476H is such a freaking good four by three screen on here with the Dimensity uh or sorry with the T eight twenty in here. I almost messed up. I'm spoiled now. I cannot play retro games on anything last once you get up to that four point seven screen with a lightweight. Right.
Yeah. I feel like for many that is the This is the four three retro handle device. This is the flagship 4x3, yeah, Linux device or Android device for sure.
¶ Miyoo Mini Flip: A Budget King Contender
Yeah. But it's not the flagship. What's the flagship? The four seven seven M. Well that w we're talking double the price of this though. You said flagship. Okay, you're right. He's bright though. I'm talking flagship in the way the INEO says conquer is a flagship. I still say too heavy. I still say still not the it's I'm like a jump player. Yeah, Michael. I personally ended up clearing out the four seven seven M purely off of the fan. So the G uh So the services page is way better.
You can do clamshells, you know, you can do your Mew flips as well. Nice four by three. Can I make a multiple proclamation if we bring the mini flip out? The mini flip. Oh the mini flip, let's unbox one. There's one from Ampon. Yeah. You said this was a good one. Okay, so here's Another Ampone AliExpress drop for the mini flip, which is a lot smaller now. But it's very pocketable. It's very cute, very adorable. That's the last unboxing.
I was gonna say for the Mew flip, if you've been taking pension paying attention to the prices, that feels like the new budget king right now. It was kind of like I don't think. It it was down to like forty something dollars. The the flipped V two was down to like thirty eight dollars, I thirty seven dollars during the sale. Yeah. Don't buy the big one. Don't buy the big one. This one this one maybe not. But for thirty seven dollars though, like I mean you're not. Thirty seven dollars, yes.
But they're not it's not that bad if you can ignore the snapping. The the snapping of the of the I like how Stubbs has matching pair of them. Cool. So bad. It's not a good one. Beautiful. But if you don't do the SNES colorway for the mini flip, or sorry not for the mini, for the Mi U flip.
It I have not had any any hinge issues with my black one. And so at thirty seven dollars it's like that might be worth taking the leap. Like and ignore the the hinge like concerns. So Yeah, you can you can get these cheap enough and I think they're worth it. It's just a matter of making sure you grab the right color. Yeah, this is the best one. No, it's not. Which one's the best one to you? The white one with the like the pastel buttons. Oh, you mean like these ones? Ha ha.
Love how you're love how we're all matching our minis. Easter handheld. Right. I love th that look. I just think it looks very good. Me too. I had the uh the pink version of the mini and the s the flesh colored buttons were not for me. Yeah, yeah. Like I don't think that that looks good. Yeah I I don't know what it is about the pink handhelds, they just can't get the colors right for that. They just need to match your dust pad. Oh yeah. Yeah, man. Oh sure.
Which is supposed to be red, but it's actually pink. Two thirty five sixty six handhelds right here. Oh no. Where it's on the other. I do like those together, but Rad saying many firmware's Ambernik does another hardware revision like the CubeXX going from D D R four to DR. Three? Is there real do they really? Are they really doing that? Is that a true statement? I don't think the H three hundred can or H seven hundred can support both versions. Zero. I know, I didn't charge much. Yeah.
I charge every month, but I'm on the I haven't done my my um clamshells yet this month, so I gotta do that. Three five XX Another awesome choice if you're gonna go the clamshell route. Um definitely recommend that but If you want to talk vertical around, if well you can get these on for a good price still for around 130, 150, which I think they're 150 now to start. They are, yes. Plus shipping. So more like one hundred seventy ish.
One seventy ish. If you want to get the Pokemon, good luck. You know, it's of like one ninety, one eighty, one ninety. Oh. Uh but yeah, so the Retroid Pocket Classic, another great option.
¶ LoongOS, Screen Quality, and Gaming Library
But, anyways, that's enough comparisons. Of course, GKD bubble, and it's clickety clackity buttons that's loud, but it's just, oh, it's just so satisfying. Come on. Alright, let's let's actually look at this thing now. Thanks, Red. Oops. I do appreciate a good built in on firmware. Like just I like my I like my custom firmware, but I I appreciate a good built in like This one is surprisingly good.
It's not perfect, obviously, but but yeah, it's it's pretty solid. I I was actually I mean I was not expecting much there. So what do we get in here? So they have this custom OS, right? Mm-hmm. And like is it based off anything? Have we seen this before? Something like this?
the I don't we haven't seen it before but that whole hello part so the H E L O Linux is like the base Linux that it's uh based off of and so hopefully that's what's gonna allow it to perform the over the year updates, at least as they claim. Oh okay. I would hope that this is a company which is still gonna be cooking and we may see this, you know, long OS on other handhelds. I hey, I'm here for it. I'm here for the start of the mini long supremacy. I mean this is You can't say that on YouTube.
Oh, right. Well It's nice. The screen is really nice. Look at the look at the black levels. Like look at the contrast. Green is really good on this. It's really got that over the the pocket air mini. Yeah, Really? Okay, let me put in our mini. No, I think it's that's the thing. I think it's the same resolution. ご視聴ありがとうございました Yeah, the pocket S is the one that has the higher resolution. E duck out.
Anyways, we'll look at that in a second. Alright, gotta choose roadkill. If you're even played Twisted Metal 2 before, start with roadkill, see how you do. Going up against Twister is usually a mistake, but we'll see. Oh how's the speaker by the way? Let's see. Uh quick the back room music Sony real quick. It's okay. It it's only mono. Thank you, sir. As long as you're not covering with your hand while playing. Yeah. Hold on, twister's twisting me up. Where's Bill Paxton?
Mm-hmm. See the twisters, the the new one? Yeah I didn't. Sorry. It's it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. No, it was fun. It was a fun movie. Those sons of guns, they included a bunch of PS1 games and I know how they did it. Because they cut the uh they left the soundtracks out, they left the the CD files out. I was wondering how they got four hundred and seventy something uh PS one games on. Yeah, well that's how, so we'll have to pick something else.
Uh that's always kind of annoying. Yeah, the game's still playable, but PS1 is so iconic for its music.
¶ Gaming Performance, Sound, and Software Experience
It seems silly. Like put less games on, but include the music. What are these what are these mini what are these PSP games? Yeah. I noticed the minis are not curated the w right way. Load your own game. Drives me nuts. What's a good soundtrack then? Let's see what else can we do? So Smidian Chad is right. Music is half of the fun of gaming. Uh but apparently at least says the other half is just finding a bunch of random string of characters, loading up the game and figuring out what it is.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean I guess I'm forced to use N sixty four for the soundtrack. For the music. Um do we have Tony Hawk? That'd be cool. Twisted Edge? Alright, someone suggests me a game at this point. I'm Nintendo DS. I've heard of that before. Ha ha ha. The ninjas are Not sure about this, but
And I think that's the thing with the RK thirty five sixty six is the um I think we were talking a little bit earlier about this versus the H seven hundred. They're very, very similar, but you are gonna get put yourself over the edge on some of those Dreamcast PSP and N sixty four games. Like Goldeneye will work better on RKA3566 versus an H700, but you're still not getting perfect dark on. Absolutely not. Unless it's that portmaster port.
I am being continually impressed with some of how the D comps are coming to Port Mastery really nicely. Do you see um what was it Bomberman sixty four? Like yesterday or two days ago? Speaker's not bad for a mono though. Actually not ¡Suscríbete al canal! Same. Maybe it'll be there with the custom firmware. That's if that's what I'm worried about with the what I was talking about earlier with dev support. It they gotta support it in order for it to come.
And people have to care about it. They have to care to support it. Well we're we're influencers, are we not? Are we are we influencing with this uh stream a little bit, perhaps? No. You're one of us, Andrew. No. It's at that sixty seven dollar price point. Mm-hmm. That's true. I think might have been two, but it's okay. We we have said some things on this stream tonight. Hey hey, uh next time you look at my drop my my ki my k my uh camera. Look at my keyboard. Oh I will. I like the screen a lot.
Yeah, the screens were really good. A little bit of stuttering on uh Mario Kart there. Not unlike other thirty five sixty sixes, that's It's in it's in line with it. I like it's kind of the face buttons are a little bit pinkish. It's kinda like a raspberry red. I'm digging the white on white on that me too I'm just playing Buster Brothers. That was real southern. I'm playing Buster Brothers. Yeah. He's bustin'. Bustin'. for all those patterns. This game looks fun. Ha ha ha.
Is this arcade? What system is this on? Yeah. Supposedly this is the same screen as the four oh six H in four oh six V That wouldn't surprise me. Bustin' makes me feel Good. Stop. Ha ha. Oh. That's a Copyright claim. And what's under four seconds? You have to you have to do you have to copyright for longer than four seconds for the algo to to strike us down. You know? Slip him in fast, get him in quick. No stubs. Well played.
It's aft literally R H after dark. What do you want me to say? This is where we get saucy, okay? There are children listening, sir. Yeah, they're here. I am a child mentally. Yeah, we know. No problem. Okay. Right. Hooters. Hey Hooters. Let's see Hooters. Robert. Ho Hooter's road trip, what's the problem? One of my favorite games. Right? Thank you. You're welcome. I love this for us. Yeah. Let's do this. Rob, can you turn off the the clicking in the menu in this g in this uh handheld?
I hope so'cause I just noticed the volume up and down is like beep. beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Sounds like I'm phoning home. This looks like the game driver for PSP. It does look like driver. I've actually never played this game before. I just saw it on the list and I added it to my phone. Oh man, this has the worst. No. How do you play this? What? Car driving like this. What the heck? I need the function.
Okay, I'm driving like uh yeah, I got a bunch of hooters in my face or something. You're driving like you do it. Swear on that. Could it be a skill issue? I I've been known I've been known to have skill issue. She's crazy. Because of the Yeah. Wow. By the way, subscribe and turn off the sounds in the I hate this game, it's awful. You can. Wow. There's a sound tab for it. I'm gonna unfavorite those. This is not a good game. Here's a good game. Man, that's that's not that was not it.
Music, uh Sonny if you want to pull it up. There is a there is a super chat, uh a request from the Uh
¶ LoongOS Features, Gifting, and Future Wishes
From Radford RAM. Red I'm about to leave. This is almost as bad as the damn jambai. I've heard worse singing. Almost as bad as that time that Andrew and Ben were humming off camera. Shut bro. Ha ha ha. God, you're the worst. Why the state farm theme? たたたた See now Andrew Andrew has got a good uh good song there. It wasn't the state farm thing. This screen is really good on this thing. It's kinda like wow. Maybe it was. Maybe we all maybe we're the state farm theme we made along the way.
That's yeah, that's fair. Andrew makes me feel You go. Oh no, it's do da do da. Never mind. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, we'll get definitely get a claim if it takes more than four seconds to get out of your mouth. um I'm a little done. Producer Sony is falling out of his chair right now. One of us said something untoward. One of us. Yeah, you mean Yeah. This game looks great. It's Einhander. Why is that woman in the background a skeleton? I don't know.
Do you wanna see my menu? The stove my mini line? Okay. So look at what they have here. So you got game menu. Look at this. It's very simple. But you got s you can do a simple menu or an original menu. You game state rollback on or off, overlays for the display, you got brightness options, which I'm actually gonna turn this. Yeah. The r the regular mo regular menu versus whatever the other one was. That's for Retro Arc. Ah okay.
So you either get like the simplified menu that they make or you can get the retro arc menu. Yeah, I'd rather have the full thing. But it's nice. I also like that they give you the preview, like what it looks like. So you actually know instead of like having to like pick one and then go look at it and then go. I agree with that.
Key test joystick. Yeah, that is nice too. I mean If you're recommending this as a gift for somebody, that built-in firmware is actually really important because you may not always be able to go set it up for them. I do wish they oh tightened up a little bit the uh the library. The curation is a little bit sloppy. Real nice. Okay, we're gonna turn that off. If we're g if we're talking about gifting it to somebody, that's not like that big of a deal. No, I know. I know.
But in some cases I'm just not physically available like oh I order this so I'm gonna go send it across the country like You can change the text and the colors and And change the uh the lighting as well. It's surprisingly robust. Mm-hmm. It's very clean. Yeah. Yeah. Right, yeah, I I want a pro version too. Give us a pro version with two gigs of RAM at least. That would be dope. That would be freaking dope because they they've made fantastic hardware here. And clearly the OS is mature.
Uh for what they're going like. Th this is somebody who definitely knows what they're doing. My only complaint has been there's like a little bit of It's like it's kind of lag. I I guess there's a delay on like when I'm browsing the home like going through the menus on the home screen. Like the main screen. Bye. Switching between the different systems and stuff. And I it might just be mine.
¶ SD Card Management and ROM Quirks
Yeah, I mean it's probably the it is probably the ram. Uh have you tried Wild Boater yet? One. Yeah. I don't I don't motorboat. I was just gonna ask. Somebody so so somebody somebody turn Rob's mic off. This is ridiculous. Tony, you got this. What? I was gonna ask How many of you guys um Received. The S D card. Where Or handheld. Uh I think all of us did. This is horrible. Yeah. Wow, that might be worse than uh the Hooters road trip. You blocked the white one, that's why. She's battling.
The only reason I'm asking is because if you This is hurry. You're fine. I'm just saying that like um I do actually kind of recommend you buy the one with an SD card because The it does not uh it did not for me at least auto-populate my SD card with a folder structure. Really? No. And when I tried to just dump my ROMs in like I usually do, it wouldn't read some systems. So for example, it wouldn't pick up any of my Game Gear games. Uh huh.
Guessing at the folder structure, right? Or do you contact somebody six million years of like? I've been guessing at the folder structure up until this point. Yeah. Oh poor poor band. Brian is our best friend. I used um Russ's ESDE tool to like use that folder structure and it mostly picks everything up, but it still doesn't read Game Gear for some reason. Sometimes it's GG, sometimes it's the bulls full game gear with no spaces. Yeah, and I I tried both, but I'm not sure what's going on.
So if you do buy this, just be careful about whether or not you Do you ever get a faster money? You want good game gear ban. A GKD bubble. Maybe it's charged. Okay. It's probably an O. I see I charged my horizontal. Yeah. I have Plum OS right on here, man. It's Game Gear Lowercase R uh Ben. Okay, I'll give that a try then, see if that works. Eat the capital. I just popped in my my S D card in my computer.
Does it look like it would be E S D E Uh no. There's like the f the folder naming is really like Wow, this game has the worst loading times ever. Okay. Oh wait, there's a ports folder? Oh no. Oh what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Excuse me? Uh Ben I'll s I will um I'll make the file I'll make the folders and send it over to you. I don't know. What's funny is um Sellfish DM'd me like just now to say the same thing. I'm about to go on a journey. Because he said the structure might be emulec. So
¶ MiniLoong Firmware Updates and Improvements
Do you have an ALG folder? An ALG folder? Yeah. No. Yeah, make a lowercase here, I'll just do this. I don't know why I'm I don't know why I was on screen for that. It looks bad, that's what it looks like. This is Sega CD Andrew. Why is Tom Petty uh on the intro screen to Adventures of Batman for Game Gear? Hold on. I have to. Okay. Um Yeah. R riddle me this. Why Okay, Batman or grill. Oh Oh need to restart here. What Oh
So the reason why I dn I DNM you that the folder band is if un just unzip it and put the ALG folder in there. There's a file in the folder that says scanforny games dot alg. Thank you. Yeah. And that might be the reason why it's picking up the Game Gear games, even if that's the even if the folder structure is correct. It might be just that you need that script on on your device. Cause I'm free. I'll see what I can see what happens.
Yeah. I mean I might be just completely wrong, but I just happened to look in that folder and it said scan for new scan for new content or whatever, so I just sent it over to you. regardless that it just kinda makes it Hey. Good morning. Yeah, also I have a firmware update on my mini long. Oh no. Oh, you got a firm update? Let me um Mm-hmm. Let me go do mine. I'm gonna switch back to my overhead see if I can get it to like Does that give you a changelog? Yeah. What I can't read that. Here I'll
Fixed issue of some PS PPSS PP game button presses being reversed. Fix the issue of Chinese Wi-Fi connections not being saved. Mm-hmm. Fix the issue of non-retroarc games not being recorded in the recent list. Disabled retroarc audio game to resolve issue of excessively loud in-game audio. Oh. So they are making updates to the system, so that's actually really nice. Tickle meat pink. Would rather not. Do it.
Listen to uh the big Big Pink by the band. Great album. Songs from Big Pink, I think it's called. Two in the pink. No I'm putting my Wi Fi pastor right now and take this off screen. I am updating my mini long live on live to see how long it takes. So I guess I'll just play something else. I don't know what I can't help you choose Gee, I wonder. Is it the G K D pixel? No. GKD Pixel 2. No. Rob is playing Pepsi Man. Yeah. Drink. About Pepsi man. Alright, got connected to my Wi-Fi. Well you dump it.
Thank you. Um It's one, two, three, four, five, six. Well, Seven eight nine. Here to talk about uh six seven is actually uh Hey Mr. Clown. Look at this cat. Bye. Uh not much. I heard mini long and I felt summoned, you know. Yeah. You have many longs. I'm here for the goods. How you guys doing? Hey man. Good, good, good. Yeah, I saw you over in the Save State uh pod chat earlier tonight and uh and you were in your game sur mode and now you're over here. This Thursday night's nothing but content.
¶ Guest Impressions and Industry Insights
Yeah. Every day is nothing but true, true. Right. I wish it was only one night. That'd be so g that'd be brilliant. So uh how's the mini along? Surprisingly pretty darn good for a budget. Pretty long. Yeah. RK3566, but we only get one gigabyte of RAM, so it's severely limited. So no Android. You know. But they got a nice Linux build on here. The buttons all feel good. Like it definitely feels like a company who knows what they're doing made this.
So this is some new sub brand of somebody. We th we think maybe Ming Me. Andrew was thinking. I I'd have to agree with them there. We all know it's really just all one big company. Right. There you go. Like. Basement. Ha ha ha ha. I feel like now of all times is a great time to have like cost efficient that you know on Linux it just uh yeah, on Linux it just works, you know.
For the c the systems, you know you're gonna be playing it. It popped on my AliExpress. I was like, what is this? So you know how how nice that you guys are talking about it tonight. You know, for if you can find it for around seventy bucks with coupons, uh I think that's a great price. But right now it's ninety dollars without coupons and it's a hundred dollars on Amazon, so it's a little That's amazing.
It is on Amazon. So it is a hundred bucks. You can return if you don't like it, which is nice but It's a little pricey for what it is at the same time. I think it's the Rob effect. I think it's like what he did with the um the dual screen phone. Like the blue keep. This is all Rob's technically his fault. Well yeah. You raised prices on the internet because of your influence. That happens when people see my mini long. God bless America. There are no zero days.
I just gotta point out I think it's the first time that I'm I'm on the same live with Ben. I don't think that happened before. How's that possible? Last time was offline. Yep. Right. It was the it was the Fall Guys episode. Oh that was so much fun. Yeah. Oh crap. We need to let's we all need to leave the stream l for a moment. Let's Wait, where? Hello oh damn damn Bye! I wasn't sure what he was doing here. Here, let me let me put my face back up here. What are we are we removing the um
No, I was just adjusting. I could see the hair sticking up in the back. I was just getting ready to like remove parts, but you know, if if we're keeping some it's fine it's fine. You know what? It could stay on, it could stay on. Ha ha ha. There you go. That's all we need to worry about. There you go. So uh other than that, um mini long. What else do we have to look forward to? Like is there some crazy news that dropped like in the last forty eight hours or something? No?
¶ Gaming Beyond MiniLoong and Personal Favorites
Uh not that I know. Well okay, I guess it's just me. Uh I don't know who is playing the screaming noise. That's the most concerning part. Hey, in case anybody's curious, the mini long is actually finished updating. That's about how long it took. Like Five, ten minutes at that point. Uh It is giving me an offer to stop the update, but... Rob has a question. What's Rob's question? Because I was I wasn't expecting to be here tonight. He's asking me questions now. That's the concerning part.
I What is happening here? Point. Alright, we're back. And What what is the point of that? That was amazing. I was so happy right now. That was great. Good job, Rob. You're being abused as an employee. So good. I am being abused. Maybe I should just go to bed instead. No, don't go to bed. Please We love you.
Oh Whoa crap. But I I I was I was um subtly suggesting uh to show us some games on your mini long, like what games you're enjoying or liking or Well mine's mine's in the process of updating, so I can't do that. Oh right, mine is two. I can't do anything either. Okay. That's why I that's why I had the Odin three out, I was just waiting for an update. What do you like on your Odin 3 right now? What are you playing on there?
Uh right now I'm playing Need for Speed the Run through um Game House actually. I do need speed. Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok I do. Need for speed and a mini long in bed is a match made in heaven, right? Right. Feed in mini longs? What? Ha ha ha. Going fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean that's what Rob's doing. He's playing Pepsi Man. Hell yeah, brother. I'm waiting for this to update too, man. I'm gonna switch to uh my RGDS. Don't go too fast, the battery will drain. I got one underway.
Ooh, you're getting RG? Yeah. Finally got it. I have a another D S on the way because of Do you guys know how to quit out of artbook? Ha ha ha. Okay, you don't care about that. It's all Rdvark for you. It's all it's all it does now. Like I can get I've restarted it. All I get is aardvark. I can't get to the menu anymore. It's just aardvark. I'm serious. I've tried all the buttons. Thank you. I've restarted? What's that about?
If you're gonna if something's gonna break, it's gonna be on Stubbs' screen. Oh that is some Who's throwing furniture on the road like this? I Neo DMG to sell me. Oh. I mean I have a yellow one but no I can't sell that one. Maybe Rob or maybe Andrew, do you still have yours? Uh no. Yes I do, but no. Sorry, Cliff. No, no, that's fine. I don't have one. Give Tumad like two weeks, he's gonna get bored. Yeah. Reasonably KD bubble. This will get pride this will get buried with me. The DMG.
Yeah. Of the It's beautiful. It is. It is. I've been sitting on it for so long and uh I I think I'm just gonna buy the bullet. It because of too loud actually, yesterday and Discord. It was just Raving about it and now I'm like, okay, all right. Quite the influencer. Oh, you know the best part about having it buried with me is it'll explode my casket. Woohoo. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Yeah.
¶ Controller Talk and More Banter
What mortality. Am I right? Uh You know it, sure. Oh Clef, while we have you here, let's uh let's unbox the tick the Tiganark Tiganari. Oh dude. You did better than me. How do you pronounce this? Tejara it's Tejanaria, right? It's ten dollars at Walmart. Wow. Out of Walmart, it's real nice. Nice. That is A great ten dollar spent for sure. Damn. Cliff, should I should I buy the the G seven pro? The G7 Pro is amazing, but I mean like What
Four. If if you're you know buying it for retro F yeah, for sure, dude. It is a great investment. Oh Oh Oh. But you play on PC, right, Andrew? Wi-Fi. Oh, there's a- okay. Yeah. Cliff. I actually have a question. Need an adapter. Did you did you see um CRKD's new controller? Uh the for the switch to the Yeah, the old. The one that also for they have a PC version as well. Well, we're not talking about the nitro deck here.
Yeah, no, I'm not talking about the Nitro deck. They released a full on like Not having seen it, I'm looking at it now. For some I've I've not seen a pre order for a controller in a long while. Yeah. Oh, someone is popping a taco. Oh this is Michael's Okay. You bet to pop that taco? Andrew is a big thing. Stubs hit you with the most subtle D's nuts I've ever heard. Yeah, talking. That's actually just kind of insane. That sucks. Thank you. There's no proof for that. What why are we?
Boppin' makes me feeling out. The world to see. Yeah, and you're just watching me go through menus.
¶ Taco Handheld and MiniLoong Customization
That's all we do in this hobby, man. Or menus. If I wanted to go some He's not wrong. Oh is my R warm. Hard shell. I got my hard shell for my taco. Thank you. Drop your taco. Don't be mocked out, don't overstretch. Oh wait, I said if we weren't gonna do any more unboxings. You weren't. Do you have a mini alone? Right cool. Thank you. Mm. I do not have I have requested him any long, but I think that the my um uh c contact my email is getting binned.
Would've been nice to you know stick a mini long in the taco. Mm. I can make that happen. Just like a phone, it's just bottom screen. So I think I I still think it works. This is nice. Actually I would say the plastic, the texture on this feels better than I expected. I'm I'm upset that I still don't have one of those tacos. Because I just got one in there. I had a spare one that I forgot I pre ordered. It has such a retro feel. I love the feel of it. Specifically the D pad.
Oh dude, this is my favorite controller now. Yep. Oh man. Hold on, let me make it big. Let's go. Making it big. I love it. Dude, uh like honestly it looks good. It doesn't look bad. Right? It matches the color m it it's slightly off. Um I think Gamester did a better job with like Like color matching, like the fair color matches the DNG pretty well. Dang indeed. Yeah. But nobody knows how to do the right color buttons except for apparently GameServe.
So here's a question about the mini long though. Does it have uh video out? You guys probably answered that already but Ooh, okay. Hey Stubbs. I don't know what he's doing, but he's plotting something. Oh. And he's probably giggling like a schoolgirl right now. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard Andrew giggling off camera. Oh my d I was like dying, man. Like I he doesn't hit it that often, but man when he hit it hits it just right I was like he broke Andrew. I was not a chuckle.
I was not expecting him to hit Dan like that. What is that on on the mini long rob? Is that Ridge Racer? Yep. Type four. So do any of you have the white one or no? Yeah, I was saying Ben has it. I think I'm the only one who got the white one here. Well, Bland. Hey. Hey. Need some spice in your life, Ben. Thank you. Hey. You're just being rude now. I mean look look at this and tell me this doesn't look nice. Like the white looks really nice. I'm looking at Rob's screen. It's really nice.
I mean the retro power looks awesome on this one. Yeah, the retro. I don't know what it's called. It's just retro. They call it Reteo on AliExpress, at least the cellar I'm looking at. Little typo there, but yeah, retro.
¶ Tech Talk: PCs, Monitors, and Movies
Mm. Is that how they pronounce it in Quebec? Thank you. That's not true. Yeah. We know retro. Retro is how we would pronounce it. I like the little thing you did with Retro. What um how big how big are your two monitors? Who me? Yeah, the ones here. Right. thirty two this is a forty nine ultra white. My man. My mini PC exploded, but I'm back. Ha ha. Wow. Newton. We need a different meaning piece. Love. What happened to your... It exploded too.
Oh. I don't I don't think Stubbs has a computer that like isn't dying actively. Just bought one in the summer. Oh that one works great. I love that desk. It's my game because it's my gaming desktop. It lives uh in the office next to the router. It's hard it's cabled in there. Okay. So I can stream with it. So I can be in here doing testing and stuff and I'm I'm the power is happening on that computer and it's streaming.
To the situations, by the way, you know, you could stream on these things and Right. Time to get a really long HDMI cable stuff. Not a mini long. No, no, I might I might use that one. But uh I've been testing this Minix mini PC, which we unboxed on this very podcast some months back, and long term testing I love the 155H chipset. It's so so good in my MSI claw. Why is it so bad in a mini PC?
It can't handle it. When the when there's too many ongoings happening at once on the computer, it freaks out. It has 32 gigabytes of RAM. 32 gigabytes. You probably got something running that shouldn't be running. It's probably Trojan the Trojan in there or something. It died. It died. Some it has like a it has a um what do you call it? A uh Mature. Yeah. It's cool. Hellware. I have to Or spyware, I don't know. Yeah.
It's mining for Bitcoin or something in the background. I don't know what it and the fans get so loud, it's like a military helicopter. It's it's incredible. loud it gets. I just watched a military movie last night. I hear helicopters all the time. They're going beside. I saw Project Hail Mary for the second time. I don't know what that is or why peop or why people keep talking about it. It's so good dude. It's it's literally a dude stuck in space, just him and a space spider. No, it's us.
It's it's a rock. Yeah. It's not a football movie? No. It's the Dwayne the Rock Johnson. It's him. Oh, he's stuck like that. It's just them and their love story in space. Pretty much a man in a Pokemon. Rock type. Yeah. Oh my god. So good. It's really good. Yeah. It's in a I saw it in IMAX yesterday. It was awesome. Yeah. Can I just tell you that concessions, wow, that they're talking max. Oh you're gonna watch Project Hail Mary on the Pocket Max? Mang me. Oh okay.
Project Magni on the pocketmack? Yeah, you better mang me mang me do it. But uh
¶ MiniLoong vs. Pocket Air Mini: Final Thoughts
Alright! What's Ben doing? What you what you do with your mini lines on your on your time, okay? My time, my dime. Not my chair, not my problem. Race for quit. They never quit. That white does look nice. I agree. Pretty mid. I like the retro one just because it blatantly blatantly rips off the pocket air mini. Did you see that part when we were talking about this earlier?'Cause this is this is ridiculous. what are we doing yeah I I so I saw it very quickly now seeing it again.
I guess you can maybe make an argument for the glossy on the mini long, but beyond that oh wait you can re- We move. You don't need it. Remove it. Then you get then you get longer face buttons. Okay, that's why. Weird. Does feel a little different that way. But you can put other color uh face plates on there. When they release them and they look rad as hell rad Fordra as hell. Or you can paint the inside of the translucent one or put stickers or whatever. Stickers.
I'll say it's giving me a Xbox three sixty vibes. Remember you could like replace the face plates on those and Exactly. But to take off though. They should have had Magmas back in the three sixty era would have been better So realistically, if someone has to buy the mini long or the pocketair mini, which one would you go for? The Pocket Air Mini. But the screen on the mini lawn is so nice. The Ming Me Mini Long, one gigabyte of RAM is what is what stops me from preventing Pretty easy.
Wait no, it stops me from recommending. I was gonna say what are you preventing here? Wait to see where it was gonna go with that. I lost I r I had a seizure like my minix. mini PC. And uh now I'd have to say that uh yeah I like the screen better on the mini long, but I The performance.
And everything is better on the on the pocket or mini. If you're talking about spending$90 on the mini long. If you're talking about spending$60 to$70 on the mini long, I I just go with this. This again, just the buttons and the screen and the feel is all really nice. It doesn't overheat. Uh it it does get warm, but not as warm as the 40X XH. And Yeah. I I I need to play with it more but yeah. I think mine just actually froze.
Uh oh. See that's that one gigabyte of RAM is gonna be a problem sometimes. What Sega used to say, the more you play with it, the harder it gets. Yeah, but they also came with the term blast processing. Probably where it came from. Ask Blessing. Dude! You know you know what's coming. Yeah. Thank you. Not me. What Oh god. What does that say glory hole? Glory. No, that's someone someone actually made that. Now crab lock. Oh yeah, that's right.
But all of I think I'm missing my BIOS for GBA because uh none of them boot.
¶ Game Boy, Emulation Limits, and RP6 Innovations
Oh no. That's unfortunate. It is We don't wear bits. Oh looks like someone else is playing on something that's not their mini long tonight. How dare you? Do you guys think that I'm gonna beat Donkey Kong before the end of the month? Thank you. We got a couple days left, right? Vote for Star Ocean. Thank you. Blue sphere. Why why are you doing that to yourself? Does one actually कि डंके कांग The Game Boy One.
Yeah. It's fun. I just keep getting stuck on it and I don't have the motivation to continue past And I need to get the motivation. So tonight I'm gonna go on a journey and beat this game. 'Cause it's Bachelor Night Rob. I can't see anything from this angle, this is so bad. Is it bachelor night for you? It is. Yeah. Grandparents.
Grandparents are watching the kids. We got Elliot into a new school, so it's we're stoked on that. And my wife's up there with the in-laws, so Uh just me and my mini long tonight. You gonna order uh fifteen dollar iced coffee again? Try twenty. Could be Stumptown. Stumptown is excellent coffee. Oh yeah. Very tasty. And speaking of tasty jumping Flash is game of the week. You can beat it right now for half a point. Get your end game screenshot in by this Saturday at five PM Pacific.
Eight PM Eastern. Seven p.m. central? 6 p.m. Mountain. We got Donkey Kong Ico and Fire Emblem Awakening. Beat these games before the end of the month. You get yourself a point for each of those. How about that? Thank you. This is actually the wrong Donkey Kong. Okay. not the one. We want the arcade game. Clef, you ever played this one? Uh which one? Donkey Kong No I don't think I have. It's like Donkey Kong, but it's on the Game Boy. Oh, it's on.
Noise, no. Honestly, I don't have a whole lot of experience with Game Boy. I didn't have one as a kid. Like outside of Tetris and Mario Land, that was about it. Honestly, how dare you, but okay. I know what what do you play as the child for video games? Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Genesis, but penhelds that happened basically when I was able to buy one myself. Uh uh. So that means you have a whole set of uh a library of games to try for the first time. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean to be fair, I've played a bunch like on emulation over the years. Right, fair but Well like there's still a lot that I haven't played. Like I played the Mega Mans, I've played uh the Final Fantasy Legends, I think they were called on the Game Boy. Yeah. Well I played those Super Metroid off tours like there's some classics, but yeah, I still have a lot that I could explore. There's a lot that I want to explore on this handheld.
Where I'm just barely scratching the surface. So what's what's the limits of what we can do here? Have you guys found the limits? Have you found like systems that are like eh starting to hit the cap? I mean PSP for sure. PSP, okay. Yeah. But I mean I I I wouldn't play PSP on this just'cause the aspect ratio's wrong, but But what uh like N sixty four, how are we looking on N sixty four? Hard to play in six four games, you're not gonna get cruising games, you're not gonna get Perfect Arc.
Not gonna get Red Dead Redemption to Oh oh oh Clef, what you Oh, you got your RP six with a freaking dual screen on there? Yes. That's such a nice looking setup. Looks like the clear grip, the RP five sizing uh dual screen, and And I just have this uh cable I was mentioning last time that's perfectly centered. Yeah. Cleph, was you tell me about Wii U? Like this might actually be the ideal Wii U device. Yeah, I agree with that.
Plays very nicely. That's actually I think I showed it last time, did I? Yeah, yeah. Uh Wind Waker. How's the weight balance for you to use this? Huh, I mean it's about you know the weight of a
¶ Optimizing RP6 and Future Handheld Possibilities
Of a Thor, really, like something like the 1x sugar, you know, unicorn for a lot of people is heavier um in comparison, much heavier. So this is and this is actually quite comfortable to play with. Rad says jank, jank, jank. Dude, play Iron Tank. Best NES game. I agree. Like the The RDS is jank, but it got so much better. Um I think it does at least now it does what it w it set out to uh you know accomplish so
Yep. They should they should release a twelve gigabyte version of the RP six, that's true. I just realized after the fact like for the longest time with the RDS, if you don't boot your device with it connected, it's that's where I find the jank somehow is even worse. Like if you connect it while it's still powered. Somehow it there's more delay, the charging like works
have the time, but as long as you fire the device, like for example, my setup, I'm always connected. I never have issues. I can charge just fine. I can, you know. The one thing is it drains the battery. Uh that sucks. So I've had the device off. Uh whenever I'm done playing. did not know that actually that you if you plug it in after turning on the system it's going to be more janky. That's how I usually use it is turning on, you know, plugging in mid game.
So or you know, mid usage of the device. It's like okay, let's try a second screen on here. I never think to uh connect it and then turn it on. So that answers some questions. Thank you. That's great. Um And yes, please, Retroid, can we please bring back the twelve gigabyte version of the RP six? Like I know RAM prices are crazy, but I'm sure some of us would pay extra. If it costs you extra to make'em, people will still buy it. Some people anyways. I'm I am one of said people.
You know what I'd want to see? I think. RP Mini V three with uh A Gen two. I'd love to do that. That'd be awesome. I think we could fit an H N two in something that small. Yeah, we're all taken. Yeah, we hell yeah, we can. Because we got we got the H N2 for$150 right now. You can get an HN2 and a Motorola Edge Plus phone off eBay. Well uh and it's a tiny little phone, so I guess you could do it. Probably has some thermal throttling.
But uh Monto was talking about that deal today'cause Sujano I guess tweeted out about it. There's an HN1 one. H GN1 Motorola phone for$100. Like great unlocked condition. You know, pop on a controller there and you got yourself a nice little emulation setup.
If you could dock it, that's the that oh that was the appeal of the mini to me is like boy if you get that and then you could dock it, that feels like the ideal like you carry in your pocket and you could also travel with it and hook it up and play some real, like, significant games.
¶ Episode Wrap-up and Future Previews
Yeah. And Were you saying y that you couldn't? You can dock it. can that's what I'm saying. Like that's that's the appeal of it. It's like it's small enough to fit in your pocket, but if you can bring a dock with you or somehow get it set up like all of a sudden you're hooked up to the T V and you're the hit with the kids when you go over to grandma's house.
Or even better, XR glasses, man. RP Mini V2 and XR glasses is oh, it is such a great setup. It weighs nothing, super light, just enough power. Yeah. Man, a dual screen a dual screen Android handheld would have blown my grandma's mind. Right. Man. Yep. Just seeing a smartphone in general. She had an iPhone, actually, iPhone four. Longest time. The mini longest time. The mini longest time. She never uh she never did get a dual screen iPhone though. 'Cause they haven't made one. Sad. It's coming.
Hopefully. We'll see. Alright everybody. Well uh we're all out of things to say about the uh the minilong right now. We're about to uh We're about to head on out of here. For those of you watching this who strictly want to watch about the mini long, uh, we could continue hanging out, talking about everything else. Uh Uh we're gonna end it. This has been a nice hangout session. Your mini stream went a lot longer than expected.
I know. Yeah, I keep saying like oh Thursdays will be our one hour stream. We still always seem to hit about an hour and a half'cause that's how much time we want to see of each other before we get absolutely disgusted of seeing each other any further. Uh, and then we need a break till Monday. That was good. That was a nice timing, Sony. What's the All right everybody. Let us know what you think about our mini longs. Thank you so much for watching. Subscribe for more. And uh
So like, subscribe, comment, all that jazz. YouTubers like to say this because it helps grow our channels. Check out these other YouTubers. We got Rob the Retro Tech Father over here. We got Ban over here. Who uh is on this YouTube channel, of course. We have uh Mr. Michael Benny, who's on Retro Lunch, I'll link him below, and Mr. Clef from uh Game Tech Talk, link him below. Check out his channel, he covers controllers and also all the good handhelds and things that are good.
Go to the t that's stern but fair. Well you say Michael. Go to the Twitch My Gameser stream, he's really funny there. You can't. Yeah no, no, don't ask me with this thing. Oh my god, Michael, yeah, of course. Sure. He has been hunting me past the stream. I just hear it in loot. Yeah. I'm gonna go up to the the karaoke machine and just play the Star Wars Cantina music on a loop. While wearing an R H uh Paisley T shirt. Get a beanie.
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We got the PS2 pla we got the uh SJ GAM PS2 PlayStation Portal knockoff. It costs one hundred dollars USD. Why did they make it? We're gonna find out. So look at this bad boy. It's gonna be lucky. Handheld of the year. Seven point one inches. Yeah. Seven point one inch. Literally they're advertising a hidden bracket. No way. Who supports up? Yes. Yeah. Jump color light. We got everything we could want. We found the hidden. Thank you.
The hidden bracket has been discovered. We got thirty emulators. Wait. We got uh what? Ten twenty four by six hundred Four thousand maws. twenty four by six hundred inches. Oh it says Ha ha ha. Oh my god! What a four engine. It's a seven point one inch screen, but it's six hundred inches. It might be awesome. We're gonna take a look on Monday and see what we're doing. Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Screen.
It's funny though, you know, going into today's stream I thought the mini long was gonna be a little ridiculous. But turns out it's kinda awesome. Yeah. It's a prank like that. You give that to a child who wants a portal and then they open that and you just watch their disappointment just. You walk away and then you go get milk and never come back. Uh uh. PS two supports up. Yes, but Quitters don't quit. What I'm saying. Uh yeah. So good guys.
This is a good one. We'll we'll keep our eyes on the mini long, keep playing with it, let you know our long term thoughts well, our mid our short long term thoughts, our mini long thoughts soon. Yeah. Till the next one. This has been Stubbs on behalf of all these dudes and producer Sony and you all saying take care of those handhelds. Have an awesome weekend. And uh take care of each other too.
