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Retro Fanfic Retrospective

Friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Send us emails at [email protected] See our tweets and episode previews at https://twitter.com/RetroFanfic Visit us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/RetroFanficRetrospective/
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Episodes

Episode 21: Avatar - Tempest in a Teacup

The fanfic which answers the question that all Avatar fans were wondering - “what if Iroh adopted a seven year-old Katara?” Wait, that’s not the question. “What contortions of canon would be necessary to get Katara and Zuko to make out?” That sounds more like it. Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrtempest Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at RetroFanficRetrosp...

Jan 25, 20191 hr 24 minEp. 24

Episode 20: Harry Potter - The Very Secret Diary

(TW: gaslighting, grooming, abuse) Lurking in the margins of Chamber of Secrets, a pretty “meh” book, is a pretty amazing fanfic. Special guest CJ returns to discuss innumerable pages of teen girl journaling and abusive relationships. Ginny Weasley proves to be a badass. Tom Riddle is very proud of his anagrams. Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrsecret Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website at bit.ly/ret...

Jan 18, 20191 hr 19 minEp. 23

Episode 19: Star Wars - Fall of the Republic

An infamous fanfic which some Star Wars fans thought was a leaked treatment for Episode 3. Would we pay $15 for this in 1977 money? What’s cooler, using the Force to blast someone with lightning, or using the Force to run an evil-sorcery school on another planet? And is a Merchanter’s Guild less boring than a Trade Federation? Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrfall Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website ...

Jan 11, 20191 hr 17 minEp. 22

Episode 18: Pokémon - Pokémon Master

(TW: sexual assault) Pikachu burrows into an evil sentient Rock Pokémon’s body and makes it explode to death. That’s in chapter 1. Obviously, we’re in for quite a ride. Luckily, former Pokémon fanfic writer Taran is here to help keep us on-track. Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrmaster Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]...

Jan 04, 20191 hr 44 minEp. 21

Episode 17: Back to the Future - A Stitch in Time

Great Scott! Special guest Serena joins us to discuss a Back to the Future fanfic. Is any time travel actually involved? Is the antagonist of this fanfic also the main character? How incestuous is the McFly family, exactly? How will sewing machines play into all this? Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrtime Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Dec 28, 20181 hr 22 minEp. 20

Episode 16: TMNT - Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Turtles

It’s our Christmas episode, and nothing says “Christmas” like heated, bitter arguments between family members with different beliefs. Try to guess which Turtle converts to Lutheranism. Then try to guess which Turtle is a total asshole about it. (That one’s Raph. Obviously it’s Raph.) Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrturtles Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Dec 21, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 19

Episode 15: Power Rangers - Loss of Innocents

Jason the Red Ranger must come to terms with the fact that he and his friends kill sentient beings, like, all the frigging time. Who are the REAL monsters here? Probably the heartless capitalists at Saban. And maybe also the Pumpkin Rapper. bit.ly/rfrloss Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Dec 14, 20181 hr 9 minEp. 18

Episode 14: Sailor Moon - Chris Davies’s Raye Trilogy

A classic of Sailor Moon fanfiction, full of tender moments, gory violence, and people being really goddamn nosy about Raye’s teenage sex life. Mina becomes an unappreciated transhumanist superhero. Tuxedo Mask falls off a tree branch and almost dooms the world. bit.ly/rfrraye Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Dec 07, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 17

Episode 13: Star Wars - Father’s Heart

Special guest CJ replaces Amado to talk about wars in the stars. Young Princess Leia bonds with Lord Vader, who is as cuddly as a superpowered murder fascist can be. If you think this will end in death and betrayal, you are familiar with Darth Vader. bit.ly/rfrfathersheart Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Nov 30, 20181 hr 40 minEp. 16

Episode 12: Harry Potter - Draco Dormiens

We unseal the endless well of Harry Potter fanfiction. Combine Draco and Harry, shake well, and you end up with two snarky teen anti-heroes who want to make out with Hermione. bit.ly/rfrdraco Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Nov 23, 20181 hr 20 minEp. 15

Episode 11: Star Trek TOS - This Deadly Innocence

We delve deep into the primordial soup of slash fanfiction. McCoy gets sick of Kirk and Spock’s shit and fixes their relationship for them, which sounds about right. Spock is saved from tiny bears. Kirk expounds upon his sexual exploits. Tory recoils from thinking of Kirk as sexy. bit.ly/rfrinnocence Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Nov 09, 20181 hr 10 minEp. 13

Episode 9: Beast Wars - Basic Program

Optimus Primal learns wisdom from the natives. Dinobot stomps around and grumbles about honor. Everyone gets into an enormous brawl. We try not to think too much about space robot gender politics. bit.ly/rfrprogram Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Oct 26, 20181 hr 15 minEp. 11

Episode 8: Evangelion/Cthulhu - Children of an Elder God Chapters 1-6

NERV must harness half-understood occult knowledge to battle a series of blasphemous alien demigods and preserve the fate of humanity in the face of a vast, indifferent cosmos. So it’s basically business as usual. Amado confesses one of his tabletop roleplaying shames. bit.ly/rfrcthulhu Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Oct 23, 20181 hr 24 minEp. 10

RFR Special Episode: Ranma - Darkness and Light

Microsoft hates us so it deleted our backlog of episodes. In place of our regularly scheduled episode, enjoy this pilot episode. (TW: sexual exploitation of minors) Ranma seizes the moral high ground. The light of Christ inspires Ukyo. Genma is an even worse father than he was in canon, in the darkest way possible. Tory gets very excited about a bite. Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Oct 13, 20181 hr 23 minEp. 9

Episode 7: Utena - Jon Carp’s Short Utena Fanfics

I wonder, I wonder, do you know what I wonder? Amado and Tory struggle to stay on topic and not just talk about Revolutionary Girl Utena for an hour. “Exit, Pursued by a Bear” speaks to the community theater actor in Dom. “Other People” half charms Amado. Nobody likes “Hung Juri.” Sorry, Juri. bit.ly/rfrjoncarputena Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Oct 04, 20181 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Episode 6: Slayers - Slayers Reflect

In the first novel in Twoflower’s Slayers Trilogy, the protagonists must look within themselves and face their flaws. One might say they spend a lot of time… REFLECTING? And we do. We say that. bit.ly/rfrslayersreflect Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Sep 28, 20181 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Episode 5: Digimon - It Was My Youth

Our first attempt at a Digimon fanfic features lots of talking, inconclusive flirting between Mimi and Joe, and no Digimon whatsoever. BlackWarTorymon is not pleased. bit.ly/rfrmyyouth Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Sep 21, 20181 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Episode 4: Star Trek/Sailor Moon - A Borg to Remember

We tackle a fanfic that reads like a very serviceable episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but with more Sailor Scouts and less Wesley Crusher. We’ll take that trade. bit.ly/rfrsailortrek Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Sep 14, 20181 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Episode 3: Evangelion - The One I Love Is...

Who does Shinji love? Asuka? Rei? Kaworu but with boobs? One thing’s for sure - no matter who it is, it’s not going to matter, because almost everything is going to unfold just like it did in the anime. bit.ly/rfrtoili Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Sep 09, 20181 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Episode 2: Ranma - Autumn and Spring

To defeat a demonic entity out of his past, 85 year-old Ranma Saotome will need all his martial arts ability, moxie, and... self-driving airplane programming skills? bit.ly/rfrautumnandspring Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Sep 01, 20181 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Episode 1: Sailor Moon - The Weakest Link

Our debut episode. One is a reincarnated warrior of love. The other is a talking cat. Together, they investigate a weird past-life mystery and watch the movie adaptation of A Tale of Two Cities. bit.ly/rfrtheweakestlink Check out our website at bit.ly/retrofanfic and send us emails at [email protected]

Aug 25, 20181 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 2
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