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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike. Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers and radio… Join them as they recount some of their ridiculous scrapes and adventures from the past while they plan even more ambitious, unreachable schemes for the future. Some of them will be achieved and others will crash and burn spectacularly. They’ve got lots to talk about, lots to share with you and nothing but time. As the film once said: “Is this the end of the story or a beginning of a legend?” For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]
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Episodes

BONUS: Bro & a Brush with Evil

It’s a solo mission this week as Gordon Smart flies the Restless Natives flag alone while Martin “Turbo Banana” Compston is somewhere between Vegas, Greenock and Dublin. But fear not—there’s no shortage of brilliant listener stories, wild detours, and even a wee tearjerker or two. We've a misheard lyric that may forever ruin a Nelly Furtado classic, tales of disastrous new car day and a chilling story involving a near-miss with Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Plus we welcome a Restless Natives rainb...

Jun 27, 202510 minSeason 1Ep. 284

Blessed Shower Partners, S**rting next to Andy Murray & Good Trouble with Nick Kyrgios

This week, whilst Martin's back filming, Gordon's only gone and roped in the most resourceful of rascals, a man who embodies what Restless Natives is all about, the sporting hero, maverick and icon, tennis' most loved bad boy, Nick Kyrgios. Nick and Gordon chat having a peak at shower partners, eye watering bills, sharting next to Andy Murray, maintaining a sense of normality whilst at the top of your game and Nick answers the important questions: did he have a lunchbox? And, should fish be skin...

Jun 25, 202546 minSeason 1Ep. 283

BONUS: Dua Lipa, A Lion's Push & Germany Memories

It’s your Friday Bonus Ball – and the boys are still together, but apart, Martin in Dublin and Gordon in Tisney Studios, opening up the inbox to find more brilliant correspondence from our resourceful rascals at home and overseas. They're reminiscing about Germany and Greg McHugh's wine chat, more new car day nostalgia, the never-ending wrath of being the “Scottish guy on set” and will Dua Lipa re-ignite the gnome business? Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to shar...

Jun 20, 202521 minSeason 1Ep. 282

Chocolate Slabs, Seve Ballesteros Autographing Fish and Chips & "School's closed bro"

It’s another week of mischief, mayhem, and top-tier nonsense – and the boys are back together (just about). Martin’s beaming in from a mystery porta-cabin somewhere near Dublin, Gordon’s dashing between gigs, and we're chatting the art of blagging a wrap party, David Coulthard's dart game, Martin's lad giving him a cracking one liner and Seve Ballesteros autographs some fish and chips. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful r...

Jun 18, 202541 minSeason 1Ep. 281

BONUS: Shirtless Auditions & Drama School with Emun Elliott

It’s your Friday Bonus Ball – and Emun Elliott is back for round two! Following a belter of a main episode earlier this week, Emun kindly stuck around for more chat, confessions, and casting horror stories. From humiliating Coke ad auditions to the trauma of packed screening rooms, he takes us through the unglamorous reality of trying to “make it” – and why the struggle never really stops. Massive thanks to Emun – and roll on Martin’s return next week. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star ...

Jun 13, 202513 minSeason 1Ep. 280

The Gold, "S***ging" your Mates' Mum on Stage & Carpentry with Emun Elliott

It’s another week of mischief, mayhem, and top-tier nonsense – but this time, we’ve swapped Martin’s majestic eyebrows for another Scottish icon: Emun Elliott. Actor, national treasure in the making, and Edinburgh’s answer to Colin Farrell, Emun joins Gordon for a cracking chat full of showbiz highs, gritty theatre lows, and even why he's addinf sawdust to his scripts. From his breakout in Black Watch to the sun-drenched (and very sweaty) sets of The Gold: Series 2 , this is a man with a story f...

Jun 11, 202543 minSeason 1Ep. 279

BONUS: Blue Light Escorts & Fred West with Euan Goudie

For this week's bonus, we've managed to steal an extra bit of time with Gordon's best mate, Big Goudie. Hear about when he had a learning moment on the job and a shocking story involving his mum and Fred West. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy...

Jun 06, 202513 minSeason 1Ep. 278

Lunchboxes, Fancy Dress & Sh*te on a Shovel with Big Euan Goudie

This week, Martin is in Ireland filming, and as he's had his turn with his best mates, it's only fair that the Brigadoon boys get their own episode too. This week we welcome Big Goudie onto the pod to confirm whether Gordon grew up posh or not. Plus, childhood shananigans, dressing up as sexy women as a child, first jobs, missed opportunities, T in the Park and Best Man speeches. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal,...

Jun 04, 202548 minSeason 1Ep. 277

BONUS: White Dog Sh*te & Gordon's Grandad's Big Hands!

This week for the bonus we're answering your questions: What ever happened to white dog shite? Someone used to visit Gordon's grandad's shop and shares a hilarious story and a listener needs a huge favour from the pair. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy...

May 30, 202514 minSeason 1Ep. 276

Stuntmen, self-insurance and NEW CAR DAY!?

Does anyone celebrate getting a new car as much as Gordon? Martin is in absolute shock about 'New Car Day' that supposedly people celebrate. The pair discuss how amazing stuntmen are and why you must hit them hard to make it look authentic on camera plus what's their most valuable thing of themselves they'd insure. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPo...

May 27, 202550 minSeason 1Ep. 275

BONUS: The Best Mates Bonus with Cabey, Mixu & Shaunza

Our 39 English listeners may need subtitles for this one. In the time-space continuum Martin’s beginning his weekend with his pals in London and has invited three well known Restless Natives names to the studio, yes it’s time we all met Shaunza, Cabey & Mixu! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: http...

May 23, 202530 minSeason 1Ep. 274

Sushi, Parking Scams & 3 Day Hangovers

After a spectacularly overambitious night out in London, the boys are together again and just about recovered, sort of. This week, Gordon and Martin reflect on birthday dinners gone rogue, surprise double meals, and the slow, painful realisation that hangovers now last three working days. Martin tries sushi (again), Gordon nearly gets scammed while investigating scams, and the two of them get unexpectedly emotional talking about the people in their lives who’ve always had their backs. And as the...

May 21, 202544 minSeason 1Ep. 273

BONUS: Nights out with Noel Gallagher & Life Swaps

This week for the bonus we're answering your questions: What's your most memorable story being out on the town with Noel Gallagher? When was the last time that you felt something for the first time? If you were each other for the day, what would you do? Find out! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: http...

May 16, 202517 minSeason 1Ep. 272

Compston's 41, Sleep & Space

That's it, the end of the 'Compston's 40th' era. A sorry sorry shame, but I'm sure we'll find something else to pin on him. In today's ep Gordon and Martin catch up on recent events, Gordon's trip to Italy, Martin's birthday weekend with the boys and a frustrating jet lag experience. Plus, musings on space, wardrobe fittings and a first can of Monster. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, se...

May 14, 202540 minSeason 1Ep. 271

BONUS: Volcanos & Birth on Whatsapp with Aldo Kane

This week we hold onto the brilliant Aldo Kane for more adventure tales. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

May 09, 202514 minSeason 1Ep. 270

Scary Spiders, Being Driven in a Hearse & Extreme Scatology with Aldo Kane

This week, Gordon's riding solo once more but never fear, we've an extraordinary guest to step in, a former Royal Marine sniper, a man who's hard as nails and has a passport David Attenborough would be jealous of. They chat about the family hearse, rowing the Atlantic on a hangover, sh*tting in various incredible places and ways, nostalgic school days, and experiences with various awful bugs. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resour...

May 07, 202544 minSeason 1Ep. 269

BONUS: Misfits & Compston v Dettori? with Nisse Sauerland

For this week's bonus, we've one very resourceful rascal joining both Martin and Gordon in studio. Former model, Babestation employee, yoga mat entrepreneur and promoter of pugilists - it’s Notting Hill’s finest hard man - Nisse Sauerland. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/pri...

May 02, 202522 minSeason 1Ep. 268

Legendary Commentary, Nostalgia, Morph Suits With Rory Lawson

This week, Martin is away filming so Gordon's brought in former professional rugby player, now a brilliant broadcast and summariser, and the rest of the time - guiding some high flying execs with their careers, Rory Lawson. Rory talks about the legend that is his Papa Bill McLaren, how his brother brought Morph suits to the world and all about his rugby career on and off the pitch. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rasca...

Apr 30, 202556 minSeason 1Ep. 267

BONUS: Matt Hancock & A Horse sized Duck - Q&A with Jason Fox

For this week's bonus, we've managed to hang onto Foxy for some more magic. We put your questions to him including the timeless, 'would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?' Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy...

Apr 25, 202521 minSeason 1Ep. 266

The Wolf & The Fox

This week Robert DeNearly, our Martin Compston, is not available for selection. As Gordon says, he’s not AWOL, he’s just a wally, busy in his travels between the states and the UK. But replacing him today and joining the Wolfman is a Fox, best-selling author, touring show veteran, motivational speaker and star of C4’s SAS Who Dares Wins, Jason Fox returns! They chat tour escapades, times they've been b*llocked, incredible ultra challenges and Foxy challenges Gordon & Martin to his exciting c...

Apr 23, 202551 minSeason 1Ep. 265

BONUS: A Cannonball & Gordon in Harry Potter?

It's another Restless Natives correspondence special chatting cannonballs, nostalgic music, marathons and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

Apr 18, 202516 minSeason 1Ep. 264

Birthdays, Golfing & Pamplemousse

This week's catch up is sponsored by Pamplemousse water. Martin's back in Vegas for a brief stint in between filming, turning a darker shade and risking continuity and Gordon's a year older and having arguments with women on the golf course. Plus, we're chatting wisdom from taxi-drivers & self tapes. It's your standard week in Restless Natives land. Enjoy. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in t...

Apr 16, 202548 minSeason 1Ep. 263

BONUS: Run Over by Madonna & that Britney Kiss with Dave Hogan

If the name dropping in the main wasn't enough, we've brought more for you. For this week's bonus, Dave Hogan i.e Hogie stays with us to dive into that time he was run over by Madonna and capturing the iconic Britney Madonna kiss. FTG. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy...

Apr 11, 202512 minSeason 1Ep. 262

Live Aid, Michael Jackson & Yachts with Patsy Kensit with Dave Hogan

This week we've a guest who's been very important in Gordon's life, a photographer whose snaps are iconic worldwide and who has shot everyone from Oasis to Michael Jackson, Tina Turner to Robbie Williams, it's Hogie, aka Dave Hogan. Dave regales us with tale after celeb tale, and we just sit back and lap it all up. Wish you'd been at that show or in that room? Hogie's probably been there. Enjoy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a res...

Apr 09, 202543 minSeason 1Ep. 261

BONUS: A Dine & Dash and Lovely and Jubbly

It's a Friday, which means one thing and one thing only, it's the Restless Natives bonus baw. We've got a load of correspondence plus the usual carry on. What a lovely way to kick off the weekend. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy...

Apr 04, 202518 minSeason 1Ep. 260

Plate Warmers, Soccer Aid & an Unforgettable Trip

It's been a little while since we had a good old fashioned catch up with the Clown & the Wolfman, so here we have it! Martin's been filming his new series 'Red Eye', been confirmed for Soccer Air and questioning the use of plate warmers, whereas Gordon's looking forward to his birthday (now past in the space time continuum), planning to see the Restless Natives Musical and telling us about his recent, unforgettable trip to Bosnia. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd l...

Apr 02, 202544 minSeason 1Ep. 259

BONUS: Jeff Brazier Beef & Babestation with Toby Tarrant

It’s a bonus drop - Gordon and Martin are back to unravel even more Toby Tarrant antics—because, frankly, we couldn’t get enough. Losing out to Jeff Brazier, American v UK interviews, rajar meetings and finding out Babestation is no more. FTGB. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/lega...

Mar 28, 202517 minSeason 1Ep. 258

Stag Doctoring, German Backlash & Live the Dash with Toby Tarrant

It’s another week of mischief, mayhem, and top-tier nonsense as Gordon and Martin welcome the man, the myth, the Radio X legend – Toby Tarrant! From his Nepo Baby start in radio to earning his stripes (and hangovers) the hard way, Toby’s here to share some absolute belters. Expect tales of media pile-ons, stag do chaos, and being heckled by German Instagram for his Oktoberfest antics. Plus, the boys get into imposter syndrome, dodgy celebrity interviews, and that time Toby got scientologied by T...

Mar 26, 202554 minSeason 1Ep. 257

BONUS: Bullshit Detectors & Mayflies Tears with Andrew O'Hagan

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for your Restless Natives bonus baw! Think of it like a Kit Kat with no wafer – just solid chocolate podcast goodness. And this week, we’re dishing out another dose of mischief with the one and only Andrew O’Hagan. The Booker-nominated, best-selling author joins Gordon and Martin for more chat, from meeting legends to bullshit detectors and the magic of Mayflies. FTGB. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've be...

Mar 21, 202516 minSeason 1Ep. 256

Wild Research, Julian Assange & a Hollywood What-If with Andrew O'Hagan

On Restless Natives this week, another exceptional author. We've had Niven, we've had Welsh, but now the great literary heavyweight Andrew O'Hagan joins the clown and wolfman in studio. From the wild streets of Soho to the even wilder corridors of the publishing world, Andrew talks on class divides, the art of writing, and his near-miss moments in Hollywood, takes us behind the scenes of his latest book Caledonian Road , the madness of Julian Assange, and that time he found himself in the Queen’...

Mar 19, 202549 minSeason 1Ep. 255
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