240: The Regular Features Book Club
Joe solves a viral mystery. Log laments fart injustice. Both read other people's books instead of really putting the work in. Gav attends.
Apr 27, 2017•56 min
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239: Learn To Speak Welsh Rabbit
Matt watched Watership Down and now he loves rabbits. Gav teaches unwilling students to speak French or Welsh or something. Steve continues to fascinate.
Apr 20, 2017•38 min
238: And the BAFTA for Best Bircher Goes To...
Listen, Gav forgot he was editing this episode until THE SECOND YOU'RE READING THIS. If we say anything bad about anyone, do us a favour and don't tell anyone, yeah?
Apr 13, 2017•39 min
237: Live with Puppets and Popes
Log takes us on a puppet-based snooker adventure, Joe has been watching terrible things, Steve wants us to visit a pyramid I think, and Matt walks into a teleportation device.
Apr 06, 2017•1 hr 2 min
236: Choose Your Own Brexit
Matt and Log and Steven unite on the eve of "Britain's Worst Decision Since Spam" for a flurry of Brexit-related tosh.
Mar 30, 2017•45 min
235: Broke Straight Beasts
Hello love, eat up this delicious podcast pie we've made if you don't quite mind. INSIDE: Gavin escapes from New York. Matt inflicts a bad television show upon himself and you. And Steve gender-swaps a ripe old Disney stinker. Live shows? regularfeatures.es T-shirts! bigcartel.com/regularfeatures
Mar 23, 2017•50 min
234: Silly Squid's Birthday Church
HOOT HOOT That is the sound of an owl AND one of those party blower birthday trumpets and if that's not the best summation of this episode then perhaps you would care to imagine a church doing push-ups. Come see us LIVE on April 3rd: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt
Mar 16, 2017•39 min
233: Lots of Death LIVE at The Canal Cafe Theatre
Guys...we reckon this is EASY one of our Top 6 podcasts ever. Come see us LIVE on April 3rd: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt
Mar 09, 2017•59 min
232: Joe or Gav? You Decide
Are you a Joe or are you a Gav?! Come see us LIVE on March 6th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt
Mar 02, 2017•42 min
231: Playing Basketball With a Racist Cock
Hey Hey! Who wants to hear a podcast about Gav's weird penis, Joe's love of basketball and Log's new house? Come see us LIVE on March 6th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt
Feb 23, 2017•36 min
230: Two Sad Men Kidnap Rocky
In what has become an annual Valentine's tradition, Matt & Gav get in a room and talk about their sad lives. (Gav mentions this story at the end of the podcast which you should read: http://iwillpayonepoundforyourstory.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/tinder-date.html)
Feb 16, 2017•48 min
229: Chalky Old Men, Trumpy Babies
I can't believe it but we managed to fit your four absolute favourite things into a single podcast this week: political chicanery, time travel, babyfury, and gypsum. Gee baby, ain't we good to you.
Feb 09, 2017•1 hr 3 min
228: Protesting Instagram's Dirty Parlour Pranks
We refuse to be sad by continuing to bring comedy to you in these troubling times with the help of the God of Pranks.
Feb 02, 2017•53 min
227: Big Boy Bee Bar Brexit
We've got a real nostalgic treat for you this week as Steve "Volcano Paedophile" Hogarty for his first episode after a long, long, long absence. Also Matt and Log were there.
Jan 26, 2017•35 min
226: Vin Diesel's Poo Poo Sticks Startup
Joe gets a foreign email, Matt's doing a startup, Gav's seen a film and Log an art curator now. Lovely.
Jan 19, 2017•56 min
225: A Journey Through Tims and Face
Matt knows about Dinosaurs, Gav punches a man in his face, Joe is there so I suppose he deserves some sort of credit for that.
Jan 13, 2017•42 min
224: The Crown Pooch Strangle Dangle
Log celebrates his birthday. Steve invites you aboard Flight 2017. And Joe recounts the time Lord Heseltine never even strangled a dog. Apologies for the clipping on this one, but we all had very large mouths and lungs this day.
Jan 06, 2017•34 min
223: Santa's Extra Stocking Fillers
Santa's royally cocked up this year and forgot to deliver these three extra special feature presents straight to your audio stockings.
Dec 29, 2016•23 min
222: Leisure Cloud Clue-Suckers
Matt and Log and Steve reminisce about the better days of Final Fantasy, get stuck in a leisure centre, and find clues in a go-go-dancer's dick, because obviously.
Dec 22, 2016•40 min
221 Live: Secret Santana's Xmas Surprise
MERRY KRANGLEMAS AND GOOD WILLIES TO ALL MEN AND ALL WOMEN TOO SURE WHY NOT. The boys return to the Canal Cafe Theatre for another live Christmas special, full of delights and surprises and delights. Appearing in podcast feeds soon soon soon!
Dec 15, 2016•1 hr
220: Wanking Into an Egg - A Review
Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails. There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.
Dec 08, 2016•35 min
219: Angry Baby Assassinations
We recorded this one much later than we usually do. Do you think it's better or worse? It doesn't matter either way because it's happened now, so....
Dec 01, 2016•37 min
218: Welcome to the Parliamentarium, Lady
In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Log and Steve are joined by Sarah Morgan, who is a woman, a fact that did not escape us as we neglect all other aspects of her being to interminably explore her frankly extraordinary gender. Steve goes to Brussels to sort everything out using pedestals. Log buys a house. And you? You come to our Christmas Live Show, please! December 5th, 19:30, Canal Cafe Theatre, bring your faces and tighten your laces. http://regularfeatur.es
Nov 24, 2016•44 min
217: Transatlantic Trumping Times
We got a man in Japan and a man on the streets of the US of A to try and make some sense of this crazy world.
Nov 18, 2016•34 min
216: The US Election Special
This podcast was recorded the night BEFORE the US election, so you can listen to it and go back to a time before the world turned to darkness and ash.
Nov 10, 2016•1 hr 8 min
215: The One Shot Egg Stroke... In Space!
You've just downloaded an audio recording of a man gifting masturbatory eggs to his friends in a busy pub in London, you absolute deviant. I'm calling the actual police.
Nov 04, 2016•40 min
214: Breathy Pissing Pals
Joe started out trying to make the podcast better, then just invented a better podcast. Steve and Log feel events from their lives have been stolen by Black Mirror, which is *just the kind of thing* that would happen in Black Mirror if you just STOPPED to THINK for a SECOND you total SEXMANIAC. Log retaliates. You want live shows? We got those flooding out of parts of us. Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es
Oct 27, 2016•36 min
213: Debobble Onion Bladder Chatter
Steve heroically soils himself on public transport in a graceful act of raw and empowering incontinence. Matt's been crawling around in the mud with the mussels, if that's where mussels live. And Log, well boy oh boy, he certainly did sit there are contribute in droves. We hope you enjoy. We have two live shows! Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es It will be fun we promise
Oct 20, 2016•39 min
212: Sexy Times at The Canal Cafe Theatre
Hey! It's a lovely live show from four men who really should know better.
Oct 13, 2016•1 hr 3 min
211: Awards Snubbery in Waitrose
Can you believe we haven't been nominated for a Games Media Award this year? Us, the BEST VIDEO GAMES PODCAST IN THE WORLD.
Oct 06, 2016•35 min
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