150: Love Tips From Your Old Man
Episode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many podcasts? Probably not.
Jul 30, 2015•39 min
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149: Stolen Spanish Party Games
Come one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard!
Jul 23, 2015•33 min
148: Climbing Noel Gallagher
Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go. (This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)
Jul 16, 2015•38 min
147: The Dog Terminator From Russia Who Loved Me
Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.
Jul 09, 2015•53 min
146: Facially Redacted Canal Adventures
Matt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a woman who hasn't seen The Ring, and Steve appears to be melting from the heat but don't worry he'll probably somehow survive.
Jul 02, 2015•44 min
145: Big Bird's Volcano of Sadness
How many emotions can you name? 3?! Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is.
Jun 25, 2015•48 min
144: A Good Deep Feature Rummage
Matt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbods
Jun 18, 2015•37 min
143: The Crystal Death Buffet
In this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.
Jun 12, 2015•49 min
142: The Lazy Live Cumpilation
We were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs.
Jun 04, 2015•1 hr 4 min
141: Three Guys Chatting
The Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customers
May 28, 2015•41 min
140: The Monosode
Another new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! This episode was made without any of us talking to each other at ALL. Like we HATE each other now. That's our new thing. That Steve, eh. What a prize pillock! ANyway: Gav does OK Cupid, Matt tries to get us all together again, and Log makes a big audio mess in your lap. Contains anus
May 22, 2015•25 min
139: Urinals Against Humanity
There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting ...
May 14, 2015•36 min
138: Richard Burton's Urban Shit Farm
Gav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something.
May 07, 2015•35 min
137: The Regular Features Poetry Hour
We did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.
Apr 30, 2015•21 min
136: City of Grapefruit Arsehole Love
Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.
Apr 23, 2015•44 min
The Roger Helmer Regular Features Saga
Come with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it?
Apr 17, 2015•48 min
135: Do Androids Dream of Electric Dicks?
Enjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts.
Apr 09, 2015•33 min
134: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre
Another live show! If you missed it in person, or simply want to remind yourself of what an INCREDIBLE NIGHT you had, you can watch the whole thing in video form too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFX0mSNL9A&feature=youtu.be (theme song music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomputech.
Apr 02, 2015•1 hr
133: Piss-soaked Eggs of the 1970s
Matt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.
Mar 26, 2015•46 min
132: The 4,400 Bad Horse Reviews
In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message. Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.
Mar 19, 2015•59 min
131: Killer Tom From The Ghost Dimension
It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Please, it's my last picture. It's the only remaining picture I have of my dead wife. Please, man who is repossessing my home because I am depressed and out of work, do not take this picture of my dead wife. It is worth nothing to you. What's that? Did this unassuming podcast description just unlock a cool and original new way of interpreting the lyrics to the song 'Bad Day' by REM? Yeah it did, you better believe it booyyyy. This episode has Joe...
Mar 12, 2015•49 min
130: Spiders, Scripts & Fancy Tangents
Gav's got the cure for arachnophobia, Log finds a sitcom he wrote when he was 16 and Steve brings in another guest who manages to outshine us all.
Mar 05, 2015•38 min
129: The Big Gay Experiment
With Log and Steve left to their own devices, what will happen in this - the first 100% gay episode of Regular Features? Will there be gay goings on? Will gay things occur? Will a gay bird fly into the room and make gay cawing sounds on the radiator? ANYTHING GAY COULD HAPPEN AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Feb 26, 2015•35 min
128: Sonic and the Infinite Wall of Arseholes
Matt fills up the entire bloody podcast with a hunk of Sonic the Hedgehog filth. We're entirely sorry and completely understand if you want your money back. You can't have your money back, of course, but we can understand why that's a thing you might want.
Feb 19, 2015•34 min
127: Awkward Eyes With The Skrebel MC
After one failed feature, Steve talks about a traumatic injury to his gigantic eyeballs. Gav recalls a traumatic injury to a social situation, caused by his own behaviour, and Joe Skrebels causes traumatic injuries to Regular Features, by showing us all up for the low-effort amateurs we are. BONUS FUN!!! Can you spot Log's hidden secret feature?
Feb 12, 2015•43 min
126: The Big Book of Liver and Chianti
Don't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jackson. Enough is enough, sang Barbra Streisand. The world is not enough, sang Shirley Manson out of the band Garbage. Enough is as good as a feast, is a thing your mum might say. Un oeuf is French for "a egg". The point I'm trying to make is that it's episode 126 of Regular Features and nothing you can say or do will ever change that. Log doles out gifts, Matt sets Gav up on simul-dates and Steve does that thing where you repeat the same joke over an...
Feb 03, 2015•34 min
125: Sex With 20,000 Onions
Matt solves Log's catering problems, and Log populates every Patron's sexual kiss fantasia
Jan 29, 2015•32 min
124: Date-a-Hipster Death Street
Gav wants to date a hipster and Steve's gone Corrie mad. This one's for you, Deirdre.
Jan 22, 2015•43 min
123: Purple Prozzie Scum Bus
Matt thinks he's special because a prostitute likes him, Gav's a dick to a stranger (for a change) and Steve writes some better Black Mirror plots than the people who are paid to do it.
Jan 15, 2015•38 min
122: Trigger Trap a Corrie Napper
Why yes that IS the best title we've had in ages. In this episode of the podcast, Log asks: "are you napping too much?", Matt wonders: "have I triggered all of my sleeper agents of 2014?", while Steve queries: "what happens at the tops of stairs in Coronation Street?" All of those questions are answered and more in this very hungry and sort of sad sounding episode.
Jan 08, 2015•35 min
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