299: Beautiful Robin's Biowine Nickname
Normally, we'd use this description to call you all a bunch of shites or something, but Gav met a man called Robin who's put us all on best behaviour. Love you Robin sorry Robin
Jun 28, 2018•50 min
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298: Pancake Toon Blast
Who wears jort jorts? We wear jort jorts, though our jort jorts have almost no bearing at all on the content of this episode of Regular Features, in which Log introduces the Toon Blast community to the squirtin' philosophy, and Matt takes us all on a whistlestop tour of Amsterdahamsterdams. As always, we love you, and stay safe please. You're the only readers we've got.
Jun 14, 2018•36 min
297: Robo-Helmer's Piss Drinkin' Panto
Welcome to the live show sandwich. The bread is audience applause, the ham is Joe talking about a man he met in a hut, the cheese is Gav making miners angry, the lettuce is Log doing a sexy summer panto, and Steve's dirty Westworld parody is that little stick with an olive. EAT IT, YOU DOGS.
Jun 07, 2018•1 hr 17 min
296: Two Dirty Little Skinjobs
Have you seen the original Blade Runner? No? Oh, you're scuttered, pal, sorry. Come watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on June 4th! It's well cheap and we're fun guys to spend a maximum of one to one-and-a-half hours with: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
May 31, 2018•35 min
295: Petty Twitter Kids' Show
Come for the great features, stay for the top ladbants between Gav, Log and Steve, leave after it gets a bit awkward right at the end. But COME BACK for our June 4th live show at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London London London: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
May 24, 2018•40 min
294: Rest Your Scabby Eyes
Whomp? There it is. You did say you'd lost a Whomp, didn't you? Yeah, someone handed it in. Anyway if you want to know what's in this week's episode, Steve brings a skin complaint, and Log tries to get you off. Off to sleep, that is! Nothing sexy please, this is a polite podcast
May 17, 2018•31 min
293: Bank Holiday Hickies
It's the bank holiday and Matt, Joe n Gav are three chilled out boys with something (features) on their mind. Come see us live: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures
May 11, 2018•50 min
292: Sonic's Cardboard Labia
Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!
May 03, 2018•33 min
291: Steve Buscemi's Niagara Side-Story
Steve, Matt and Log talk the Journalism Horse, Amelie's Fish-Babe, and much more besides. Mostly the latter.
Apr 27, 2018•34 min
290: Neil Morrissey's Summer Clothes
On this week's show, can YOU tell the difference between Neil Morrissey and just plain old dickhead Morrissey? What kind of God of War are YOU? And do YOU want to hear all about Steve's summer outfit? We sure hope so... Please consider supporting us: https://www.patreon.com/RegularFeatures
Apr 19, 2018•40 min
289: Cranberry Flavoured Space Golf LIVE
This week's show was recorded LIVE at the Canal Cafe Theatre. Every month we get drunk and do some nonsense on stage and then meet up with YOU lovely people afterwards. It's a fun time. Please give us money to do more nonsense: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures
Apr 13, 2018•1 hr 2 min
288: Turn Left For Galactic Judas
Matt reads from The Bible, Steve takes us to the land of Peaky Blinders, Joe recalls a famous noughties song, all while Log oversees from SPACE.
Apr 06, 2018•40 min
287: San Francisco Supper Club
THESE GUYS MADE IT... a podcast that is! Hahaha, anyway, please come and watch us live on April 9th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Mar 29, 2018•52 min
286: Queer Eye for the Prank Guy
Hey babe. It's us. The podcast. In this episode, Steve questions whether the Queer Eye Fab 5 will ever escape their purgatory hellscape, Joe peruses a jaggedy raggedy jazz mag, and Log gets down to pranktown... old-school style. Love you!
Mar 22, 2018•41 min
285: Oakie Doke's Brain Test
Hello, I am Kevin McCallister from the movie Home Alone. I grew up and am currently an unemployed surveyor. In my spare time I like to listen to podcasts about rats, Oakie Doke, the Tomb Raider's Monzo card and why Gav is a burglar in waiting. That is why I endorse Regular Features.
Mar 15, 2018•38 min
284: Roseanne's Broken Pipes Win an Oscar
Matt describes a whole day without water, Joe takes us STRAIGHT to the heart of Hellywood, Log reminds us that Roseanne exists. Nobody dies.
Mar 08, 2018•40 min
283: The Beasts From the Easts
The boys are trapped! The snow has absolutely done them in but we've got emergency tape broadcasts from all of them(except Joe, who is dead) Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Next Live Show April 9th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Mar 01, 2018•36 min
282: Scootin and Kazootin
In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Steve scoots. Joe roots (for ferns). And Matt kazoots. You gotta love 'em! We have a new live show! Won't you come please? http://canalcafetheatre.com
Feb 22, 2018•54 min
281: Sadentine's Day Special
Maaaaaan, we have some heartbroken readers. Here's a collection of some of the saddest real-life love stories you guys sent us this week. We hope you are OK because we think you're lovely. Fancy chucking in some of your sad pennies? Go here: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Fancy coming to our April live show? https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Remember there's no live show in March.
Feb 15, 2018•52 min
280: Spooked by an Ancient Whale, LIVE
Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre, Log is a whale scientist, Steve is spooking you into terrible trouble, Joe is ALSO spooking you but in a different way and honestly I like it, and Matt is losing the plot at an alarming pace. IN PANGAEA.
Feb 08, 2018•1 hr 8 min
279: Downsized Funeral Beasts
Gav mocks funeral hashtags! Steve makes us all little! Joe busts the truth wide open! Matt replied to all of these ideas with courtesy and humour! GET IT IN YA Please come and watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on February 5th as well: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Feb 01, 2018•52 min
278: UKIP Porn Shit
Welcome to the podcast that has the same description text every week! This time, Matt gives everyone the chance to be UKIP leader, Log The Incredible Porn Star asks you to name the celebrities he's serviced, and Steve has been dealing with an unusual cocktail of shit and acid.
Jan 25, 2018•43 min
277: Guardians Of The Eartha
Hey now, what's that sound - everybody look what's going down... It's this episode of Regular Features, "down"-loading onto your favourite devices! NOTE: While Regular Features is an audio file, the downloading process shouldn't be audible. If you can hear this episode downloading, your wi-fi might be in pain. Please check to see if you are living in a dystopian near-future in which the screaming souls of the dead are used to carry data. Anyway: Joe does a letter from a friend, Gav gets into hot...
Jan 18, 2018•35 min
276: Boxer Beast's Fantasy Pub Quiz
Joe's off to meet some beasts, Gav's had his boxers robbed and Steve's on a sweet little pub quiz vibe. Waheeeey. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Come see out live show: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Jan 11, 2018•50 min
275: McClue's Golf Resolutions feat. Eartha Kitt
Oh look at that pie on the windowsill! Why not take a bite? Mother will never know. Surprise, baby, you just ate FEATURES. Now you've got an acute case of the GIGGLES, idiot.
Jan 04, 2018•46 min
274: A Hometown Duet of Shit and Death
Steve sings a Christmas classic, Gav gives a windy tour of his hometown, Matt celebrates the legacy of Gaz Coombes, Log is having a bloody awful week, and Joe wants to get you in the NEW YEARS MOODS.
Dec 28, 2017•46 min
273: Sweet Doreen's Badash Song
We bought a load of dead celebrities off eBay and ate them. Think that sounds sad? Well, it is. Please give us money so we can buy more celebrity ash: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures
Dec 21, 2017•43 min
272: Driving Home for 69s with Santana
A Christmas Live Show! (Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTZIstky2s ) Steve revisits The House of Kramble, Log takes a journalistic deep-dive into the shadowy world of Bingo, Matt sings a lovely Christmas song, and Santana returns with the spirit of festive cheer, which he illegally stole from a nursing home in Stoke.
Dec 14, 2017•1 hr 3 min
271: Now! That's What I Call Dog Prison
2 boys, 5 features, no borders, one love, 99 luftballons. CHRISTMAS LIVE SHOW! 11th DECEMBER! BUY! https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Dec 08, 2017•38 min
270: Galapadapaslapaqueen
Hey grumblecakes, why you lookin' so down? Perhaps you'd like to drape this hot towel of a podcast over your face and allow our comedy steam to open your audience pores? Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you. You'd like the evaporating fun to cool your listener skin, and create a pleasant sensation known only as THE NICE TIMES. Steve is back from Galapagos, Log is Royal Marriage Mad, and Gavin spoke to a woman who was very complimentary about our trade. Would you please come to our CHRISTMAS LIVESH...
Nov 30, 2017•33 min
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