210: The Twins Altercation
Gav continues along his downward spiral, a sad mess of quiche and violence that can never be stopped. Please come to a live show and help him. regularfeatur.es
Sep 29, 2016•32 min
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209: The Best Of Joe Skrebels
Yeah, you read that correctly. What a fuckin pisstake.
Sep 22, 2016•48 min
208: Hermione's Healthy Dongoloid
Team Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember. Come to our live shows! regularfeatur.es
Sep 15, 2016•53 min
207: Live & Barely Legal/Audible
This was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre where unfortunately technical issues meant the recording got ruined so the only one we've got is this shonky version. This should serve as a reminder that our live shows are best experienced LIVE. Be a part of the next three by purchasing a ticket from here: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Sep 08, 2016•1 hr 9 min
206: WhatsApp Bike Smash Ltd
Some like it hot, but I don't know who those people are and I don't much care for them. In this episode Steve dodges leprosy but crashes into a woman with his bike, Joe sidesteps civil behaviour and invades a woman's privacy on a train, and Log sheds his corporeal form to become a legally immortal company that, if he's anything like everybody else in this episode, also contributes somehow to the sadness of a woman. We got live shows baby, please do come, we love you: http://regularfeatur.es
Sep 01, 2016•36 min
205: Harambe's Toilet Wasp Attack
We recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room and I think it shows.
Aug 25, 2016•33 min
204: Banknote Busting Mouth Ulcers
What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up. Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
Aug 18, 2016•29 min
203: David Brent Tried to Get in My Google Car
Someone needs to stop him!
Aug 11, 2016•53 min
202: Angela Lansbury's Milk Olympics
Joe and Steve start a feature war! Well, it's more like feature ping pong but we won't tell anyone if you don't!
Aug 04, 2016•33 min
201: #Pokemon #StrangerThings #StuffThatIsPopular
Always with our fingers on the pulsing muscle of popular culture, this week we imploded into a zeitgeist heavy podcast which suspiciously features every single thing you've seen on top of the BBC news site in the last 7 days. Hmmmmm.
Jul 28, 2016•55 min
The Episode 200 Live Party
We celebrated Episode 200 with lots of booze and personal space invading. Also, we did a live show and this is THAT. It got pretty weird and wild so if there's anything you don't understand either ask an adult to explain it to you or watch the video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHlrnVVoEM
Jul 21, 2016•1 hr 21 min
199: Wanking Off a Big Mario Ghost House Space Dick
It is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.
Jul 14, 2016•43 min
198: Chilcot's Creepy Eggs
You know 'Netflix & Chill', ye? What about if someone said 'Netflix and CHILCOT'. Can that be an entire podcast? Well, we'll just have to see.
Jul 07, 2016•35 min
197: Cleaning Out Our Sad Pipes
This week has been rubbish. It was hard to do this but we thought we'd clear out all our sadness ready for the live show. Come and be sad with us.
Jun 30, 2016•31 min
196: In EUR(your)-effer-END-um, more like
Log and Matt solve everything wrong with the world of politics in the Regular Features EU Referendum special. We also probably alienate about 50% of the country, but fuck it.
Jun 23, 2016•33 min
195: Big Ol' Jammy Giraffes
We keep giving a platform to regular guest Joe Skrebels and he keeps showing us up by being brilliant. What an arsehole.
Jun 16, 2016•42 min
194: Endlessly Embracing Trip Advisor Bongo
Steve eats butterflies and bees LIVE ON STAGE, Log hugs a man forever, Matt has written some weird shit about staplers, and Gav invents the prank phonecall. Watch the Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-k42ge02fY
Jun 09, 2016•56 min
193: Wild Yoga Garlic Dogs
The indomitable Matt and his wretched friends strike again. Log tells us about what if dogs were in charge of a cafe. Steve knows all of the names of wild garlic and refuses to share. And through brute force of imagination Matt conjures a world in which yoga is like Pokemon gyms.
Jun 02, 2016•44 min
192: Billionaires On The Buses
Open your Thermos and pour yourself a cup of hot Jesus soup - you're one slimy nudge away from listening to Episode 192 of Regular Features! Gav records a conversation on a bus in which there are no heroes, Steve reprises an episode of that TV show that's on those box set ads at the moment, and Log does a Trump in an attempt to curry dick-favour with another gay podcaster. So saith the Lord!
May 26, 2016•43 min
191: The Log Special Because We Couldn't Do One Because His Nan Had Died
This week Log was at a funeral, and Matt was worried that he might shit himself so we basically couldn't do a podcast episode. But it's OK, let's just bathe in the glory of the man known as LOG, for reasons which continue to be largely unsatisfying.
May 19, 2016•59 min
190: Why Won't Audible Sponsor us?
Do you like books? If you like books so much, why don't you fuckin marry one? Haha. Did you hear what I said, lads? I said they should marry a book? Nah, they didn't have a clue what hit 'em. Idiots.
May 12, 2016•36 min
189: Four Melting Men (Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre)
This week's episode was best described by Gav as "essentially a man melting on stage and still managing to be brilliant." Team Features roll onto stage at the end of a Bank Holiday Monday, unsurprisingly a little worse for wear. Wonderful/shambolic. Apologies for the audio quality this week - the setup at the venue wasn't up to scratch - but the reverb does get better later in the show. Watch on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijVBmGyphI
May 05, 2016•1 hr 9 min
188: Junkettiquette
IT'S NOT A JOKE. IT'S TWO WORDS THAT SOUND SIMILAR. Matt brings his first ever Game of Thrones script *in this context*, Log teaches us all the manners we'll ever need, and Gav gives us a cutting edge report from the very brink of celebrity. What's that in your pocket? It is us!
Apr 28, 2016•57 min
187: More Vicars, Mr T?
Matt brings the Anglican, Steve brings a partial Mowgli, and Log brings a feature so singular bad that he has to obscure it and add a second feature in post. Now if you'll excuse me, I can smell kidneys, and I need to ask someone if that's a symptom of a disease
Apr 22, 2016•57 min
186: Whale Wrestling Entertainment
Matt updates Gav on a bit of missed business, Gav explains that he knows about wrestling by asking the other boys some questions, and Steve sings a number of songs about whales.
Apr 14, 2016•41 min
185: Stone-Cold Garcia's Awful Wedding - Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre
Log invents The Joe-Down, Steve invents Wrestling, Joe invents Murder, and Matt invents Weddings. Everyone has a nice time, and then goes downstairs for a nice drink.
Apr 07, 2016•1 hr 8 min
184: Mo' Money, Mo' Chinny Bastards
Look, we're full-grown adults with big boy jobs - you CANNOT expect us to know the difference between LITTLE Mo and BIG Mo. We've got a lot on. Shut up.
Mar 31, 2016•40 min
183: The Morbid VR Holiday
Matt has been to virtual worlds, Steve has been to the actual world, and Log deals with emotional complexity in the only way he's apparently able.
Mar 24, 2016•38 min
182: The Matt Lees Special
His hair has launched a thousand ships and his hands have wanked a thousand dicks. Without him, we would be lost in a sea of immaturity and the podcast would only be 33-and-a-bit percent straight and we can't have that. That's how they win. This is the best of Matt Lees as voted for by our loyal patrons who chuck money at us every episode.
Mar 17, 2016•51 min
181: Guy Ritchie's Colonic Irrigation Bust-Up - Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre
Log has been roughed up something rotten, Steve has some puns about Morrissey, Gav went to a theme park where they shove rubber piping up your bum-hole, and Matt has turned into Guy Ritchie. Watch the video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lbM3S-AKI&feature=youtu.be
Mar 10, 2016•1 hr 4 min
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