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Reel Phonies

A show where we mix an exuberant enthusiasm for movies and TV with not a lot of actual movie or TV knowledge
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96 - Netflix's Castlevania

If you've been hankering for a well-produced fantasy/action series that is both quality content and fun-trashy television, we have got the show for you! This week we're binging Netflix's Castlevania, a TV show based on an early 90s video game that's somehow kind of great? It's got vampires, magic, political intrigue, an A+ voice cast of B-list actors, and a charming mix of inventive stories and haggard, outdated fantasy tropes. It's way more fun than it ought to be and we can't wait to share it ...

Apr 01, 20201 hr 9 min

95 - Pensacon 2020!

This week we're reminiscing on our 2nd official Con experience! We've got the low-down on the good and the not-as-good panels, the best cosplay, and maybe a chance celebrity encounter. We also got an opportunity to talk to fellow nerds in their natural habitat and get our finger on the pulse of Geekdom. We had a blast at Pensacon this year and we are excited to share it with you!

Mar 12, 202044 min

94 - Fix A Star Wars Movie (Live!)

For our inaugural live episode, we're fixing Star Wars! Sure, it's the most beloved franchise of all time but everyone has one or two things they would change about the series. We're tackling the prequels, the sequels, the OT, and the spinoffs to propose concrete, specific changes to improve these legendary films. We also field some audience suggestions at the end for how to make this cherished epic even better.

Mar 04, 202049 min

93 - Trailers That Are Better Than The Movie

Have you ever watched a great trailer for a movie and been like "WOOOAAHH!" and then actually saw that movie and were like "meh"? That's what this episode is about! Join us as we traverse through the most egregious teases in movie history of phenomenal 2 and a half minute shorts that dramatically oversell the film they are attached to.

Feb 27, 20201 hr 7 min

92 - Spring Movie Preview

The frost is thawing, the flowers are blooming, and everyone is remembering that bugs exist for some reason. This week we're taking a look forward at the next few months to see what notable or interesting releases are coming up between March and the end of May. Studio executives have no idea what belongs in this space so it's a real hodgepodge. We'll look at all films, big and small, and help sort out what is worth watching and, most importantly, what will be better or worse than Transformers....

Feb 20, 202052 min

91 - Oscar Recap & Reactions

With the 2020 Oscars now in the rear-view mirror, it's time to go back and criticize every decision of a silly and arbitrary award show. From recap raps to surprise Eninem to Joaquin Phoenix being a legitimately crazy person in real life, this year's Academy Awards had everything but a host(and women directors). Join us as we break down the winners, the snubs and mistakes, and the somehow still 3 and a half hour long production of the 92nd Academy Awards.

Feb 13, 202051 min

Hollywood Scuttlebutt - Knives Out 2, Sam Raimi Doctor Strange, Spiral Trailer

Join us this week as we break down the latest Hollywood news and rumors including Rian Johnson confirming a sequel to 2019's hit whodunnit "Knives Out", Sam Raimi replacing Scott Derrickson on Doctor Strange sequel, and the first trailer for Chris Rock's upcoming installment to the Saw franchise, Spiral.

Feb 11, 202011 min

90 - Football Movies

The only thing Americans love more than football is movies about football. From comedies to gritty dramas to your classic, feel-good underdog story, we're breaking down all the great legends of the gridiron. These films are full of tragedy, laughs, inter-personal conflict, and triumphs but, like all great sports movies, very little actual football.

Feb 06, 202042 min

89 - Crisis on Infinite Earths (DC Crossover)

The CW took their 5 DC superhero shows and mashed them together with a healthy portion of fan service to bring us Crisis on Infinite Earths. As all the worlds in all the multiverse are threatened with extinction, we want to take a moment to discuss what really matters: Are these TV budget costumes good? Wasn't that guy on Scrubs? and, most importantly, is this fun, absurd, campy spectacle better or worse than Michael Bay's Transformers?

Jan 30, 202053 min

88 - Cult Classics

Since the dawn of film there have been movies that amass fervent fan-bases well beyond the release of the film. But what really makes a movie "cult" or a "classic"? Does it need to be bizarre or campy? Is it determined by the quotability of its script? Or is it entirely based on how many posters of it appear in college dorm rooms? We break down the indicators of cult classic movies and categorize all the ones people would be mad at us for forgetting.

Jan 22, 20201 hr 12 min

87 - Oscar Nominations And Predictions

As award season enters a fever pitch, we here at Reel Phonies are focused on the only awards that matter[to people who want to feel superior to their friends who watch the Golden Globes], The Oscars! We run through the nominations for each category, discuss the surprises and snubs, determine who should win, and give our predictions on who will actually win. Turns out making a good movie and making a movie that wins Oscars are two really different things.

Jan 16, 20201 hr 13 min

86 - Watchmen (HBO Series)

Join us as we break down this unexpected HBO delight from the same guy who wrote Lost and The Leftovers and based on the highly acclaimed and influential graphic novel of the same name. It's both a love letter and critique of it's source material and a truly original and surprising watch in the age of 'Pretty Good TV'.

Jan 09, 20201 hr 8 min

85 - 2010-2019 Decade In Review (Feat. Zach Evans)

Join us with special guest Zach Evans(Broke Box Office podcast) as we look back on the last decade and revisit some of the highlights(and a few lowlights lowlights) in film and TV. We'll break down the 20-teens by hopping around from genre to genre to give anything worth remembering its due. Action - 2:15 Comedy - 6:45 Sci-Fi - 10:45 Horror - 16:20 Historical/Biopic - 22:15 Romance - 25:50 Franchise - 29:20 Animated - 32:10 Indie - 36:20 Thriller - 37:00 TV Drama - 39:53 TV Comedy - 43:40 Comedy...

Jan 01, 20201 hr 35 min

84 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker is here to close out the sequel trilogy and complete the 9 episode Skywalker saga. The Emporer is back for one last plot to destroy The Resistance and Rey, Finn, and Kylo are forced to face their respective destinies (also Poe but he's less important). How does this film stack up against the rest of the Star Wars canon? Does it successfully navigate The Last Jedi, the most recent and most controversial of the Skywalker saga? How does Rey get her hair like that? W...

Dec 26, 20191 hr 24 min

83 - Star Wars Prequels

In 1977, George Lucas sparked the imagination and delight of audiences everywhere by releasing Star Wars, one of the greatest cultural touchstones in living memory. In 1999, George Lucas was mocked and reviled by Star Wars fans for introducing the world to Jar Jar Binks and ruining a beloved universe. But are the prequels really as bad as they're made out to be? We take a deep dive on the prequels and come out with other side with the definitive guide to Star Wars: Episodes I, II, & III....

Dec 19, 20191 hr 38 min

Hollywood Scuttlebutt - Top Gun 2, Black Widow Trailer, Into The Heights

Join us this week as we break down the latest Hollywood news and rumors including the first look at the film adaptation to Lin Manuel Miranda's musical Into The Heights, Marvel's first released footage from the Black Widow movie, and a new Top Gun: Maverick trailer highlighting a young set of mustachioed recruits for Tom Cruise to train.

Dec 17, 201912 min

82 - Winter Movie Preview (2019-2020)

As the days get shorter and the nights get colder, cozy up with Reel Phonies as we guide you through the next 3 months of movie releases to determine what will be worth the price of admission. We cover Oscar bait, crowd-pleasers, studio longshots, and just straight trash as we take you from the beginning of December through the end of February.

Dec 12, 20191 hr

81 - The Irishman

Over two decades after Goodfellas and Casino, Martin Scorsese is getting the band back together for one last hurrah. Featuring the power trio of Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and the formerly retired Joe Pesci, Scorsese once again delves into violent, familiar waters in this three and a half hour gangster epic to tell the story of former mob enforcer and Jimmy Hoffa associate, Frank Sheeran. Is it too long? Should movies like this only be seen on the big screen? Is this an irresponsible narrative t...

Dec 05, 201946 min

Hollywood Scuttlebutt - New Bond Teaser, Tenet Featurette, No More Superman?

Join us this week as we break down the latest Hollywood news and rumors including a brief teaser for the upcoming Daniel Craig Bond film, reports that Christopher Nolan's Tenet will have a featurette before the start of Star Wars: Episode IX, and Warner Brothers uncertain of what to do with Superman. (FREE HINT: they should try putting him in a good movie)

Dec 03, 201921 min

80 - Frozen II

6 years after Let It Go, Elsa and Anna are back for a new, exotic, and slightly more mature adventure to save Arendelle from restless elemental forces. And we can think of no more appropriate response to this adorable sequel to a beloved film for children than to have several grown men ruthlessly dissect it until North is South, left is right, up is down, and day is night.

Nov 28, 201946 min
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