'Fewer': One less thing to worry about

The grocery store is where good grammar goes to die. But you needn't be afeard of "less" versus "fewer." It ain't that complicated. Except when it is. Digressions include Paraguayan beef, tightly tucked duvets, streaming services' subtitles, and how young Mike got hoodwinked by those 12-CDs-for-a-penny scams.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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