After a career in television, Alanna Noel decided to pursue something more stable and dignified. So, naturally, she became an influencer
Now, she dares to do something no man or woman has done before. Make a mediocre podcast.
Recipe for Crazy attempts to reclaim the word “crazy” as a term of endearment… but mostly as a self-diagnosis. Whatever your expectations, lower them. Lower. Even lower. Nope, still too high. Right there. Okay, you can stop lowering them now.
In a world free of community guidelines, Alanna picks up a microphone to overshare her thoughts on love, dating, sex, and existential dread. Is it funny? Sad? Depends on the week. Or the minute mark. Tune in to find out.
Alanna throws caution to the wind after reading Deadline's article, "Inside The “Toxic” Culture Of ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise As Crew Deals With Fallout Of ‘Bachelorette’ Pause; Extent Of EP Exits Revealed" Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna reveals her deepest darkest fantasy, talks about the adverse effects of magic, people who claim to have dated crazy and/or narcissistic people, and the downside of a man discovering your g spot all in what is arguably the most honest episode yet. Send me a text! Support the show
Two part episode where Alanna talks childhood stories, the truth about cats and dogs, why men cannot read, and animals Alanna may or may not have murdered. Send me a text! Support the show
Take a deep breath (because Alanna certainly doesn’t in this extended episode). She unpacks how a seemingly innocent night led her straight into the underbelly of the Palm Beach sugar baby scene, a scheme that didn’t go in her favor, delivers some wildly unfiltered takes on Bachelor Nation’s latest breakup, Rachel Kirkconnell feeling “crazy”, and dives into the unexpectedly chaotic rumors surrounding Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Buckle up. 🔗 Recipe for Crazy Vlog The YouTube video (trip to s...
Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still in love, she reads old love letters, and reflects on the ones she has loved before. Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears. Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on the Italian man in her life, reveal a secret about her sex life that would send every ex to his grave, celebrate the anniversary of her discovery of Blake Horstmen on Raya, get intimate about her sex life, talk about a man who attempted a comeback into her life, t...
This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happened in Miami at Shanae’s bachelorette party. This episode has two parts within the episode and if you think the first part is crazy… just wait until you get hit with part two. Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida. Send me a text! Support the show
With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent interview on Clayton Echard's podcast, Beyond the Cover. Brace yourselves. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba . Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood. Checkout Alanna's Youtube Channel for a intimate look at the "test" discussed in this episode! True Crime Style Dating Vlog - Help me unco...
Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week. Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need. Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks. Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. TIMESTAMPS 00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology 01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook 03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal 06:19 Alanna takes iss...
Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep." TIMESTAMPS 00:08 Guest Intro 04:41 Addressing the haters 07:05 Welcome Courtney Robertson / Courtney is a dream Bachelor cont...
Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon listening to this chaotic episode. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality shows as a tribute to her Cherokee ancestors who lost their lives so you can eat pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Send me a text! Support the show...
Alanna blesses you with a breathtaking vocal performance before she talks about the seasonless food of her white boyfriend's past, her divine awakening, and spills the tea on the truth of reality show producing. Send me a text! Support the show
Grab your Hot Cheetos and buckle in for part two of the most dramatic episode of Recipe for Crazy yet. TW: SA and drug use. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna celebrates the hard launch of her ex-boyfriend's new love by taking you on a journey of their rollercoaster romance. This is the first part of what will be a two part deep dive into the rise and fall of their relationship. Send me a text! Support the show
In between sipping on a screwdriver, Alanna discusses her sexual awakening and dives into the psychological motivations behind ghosting in the much anticipated return of Recipe for Crazy. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna debriefs on her current relationship status, an unexpected encounter with her future husband, and gives harsh truths to callers and people who seek to be the most attractive person in the room. Send me a text! Support the show
