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It's all gonna make sense later. So in other words, Robin forgot to press record again, but fortunately we were on zoom with our guests. Um, so you'll get our zoom audio first, which is gonna sound a little different, and then we'll pick back up with our normal audio. Thank you for appreciating and understanding us. Okay, stay tuned. Now, I got children coming to my room, these kids, you know, and that's Corey Dixon, you know, you know? Alright, alright,

that's what you gotta get. It's the best one. I'm the best. Yeah. Can you tell people your name? I'm the greatest here, Like, okay, what is your name? Oh? Okay, alright? By alright, Card and Cory in the house. In the house, okay, her usual Corey Carter me robbing. What is our reasonably shady moment of the week, because we gotta get into it because we had this episode right here. It's a whole lot going on with this episode. Y'all gonna be so excited about it. I'm gonna go first, Yes, you

go first. Okay. So, and there's a FedEx man that just went by. And these are my reasonably shady people. Okay, actually they just they just freaking shady. So it's Christmas time. I get it, it's the holidays, I get it. But these people call ups United says supposed to service FedEx d l h d d h L that that other one was what's the brown one? Damn it? Y'all keep

leaving my boxes any and everywhere. Yes, I literally had to knock on my neighbor's door and asked them because I looked I was waiting for a box for Grace and hadn't come yet. I looked it up and they said, we left it next to the mailbox. Well, I have a mailbox. Why didn't you leave it in there? And my mailbox in the well? I didn't. I didn't know so, but my mailbox is nowhere near my front door, so I had to go knock on my neighbor's door. I

was like, did y'all get a box? You know, this is a very nice white man who was tending to his garden. He had time for me, so he's mad at me. Okay, listen, all delivery service people, y'all are being shady to Giselle. Where was it? Oh, it was in my bail box. It was in the mailbox. They said it was next to the mailbox. They lying to me, it's a scavenge and hump on my boxes. It's I'm sick of it. I'm just probably like, stupid ass lady, check the damn mail box. Well, okay, and then I

have several kind of front doors in the front. They just leave the boxes whatever, And I'm sick of y'all and y'all are being shady. I am not super mad because I know that they're stressed out, but I'm mad. So I saw a statistic that, uh FedEx, one of them expects to receive one hundred million more packages this season than they did in twenty nineteen. That's one million more, not one hundred million total. Oh well, they treating my boat. Wait a minute, so did your up I have a

ups person that pulls up in a Nissan Ultima. They pulled up in any kind of clay. I'm like, where's the kind? It is? It is? It is the wild Wild West and delivery services it is. I'm just gonna say, right now, I'm giving y'all a past, but y'all being real shady to me. Okay, since you're complaining, and then go walk your ass in them all? Never mind, never mind? What's your shady moment of the week, ma'am? So okay, it's gonna be really shady, but I'm going to give

my shady moment to this baby that's in my house. Okay, Well, when you gotta tell the people. Okay. So Robin has allowed one's brother, her half brother, right, no, this is well brother, Okay, this is brother. It's my brother in law move in with them. Okay. So this brother has a fiance, fiance, a wife, has a fiance and a baby, and a baby and an eleven year old and an eleven year old. And when I say baby, like, what is the six months months? So we're at Robbin's house today.

I walk in and the baby's crying, and I was like, what is that noise? The baby just crying. I was like, but this is a noise. What is that noise? And so Carly, you know, shady moment or oh I'm sorry, I can't be quiet. I'll be quiet. Okay, you go ahead, you go ahead. Okay, is she talking all loud? And the baby in the house right, so I'm trying to whisper she over here talking a loud So my shady moment, okay,

said the baby. Because the other night, the parents they wanted they were going out to this concert right it was like, uh Johnny Gilt Tevin Campbell back in the day. So they were going to take the baby to their to their cousin's house, like in the opposite direction. And I was like, oh, you could just leave them here. I watch them and I'm like thinking to myself, I'm like, okay, I ain't doing this in a while. But it ain't that hard, right, And I'm like, okay, he'll be asleep,

I'll be in bed by like ten thirty. It'll be cool. We have the little monitor. Yeah, no, baby was like, oh I was the front art just playing and I'm wiggling and I'm kicking, and you know, I'm ready to put him to sleep. I put them down on the on the bend and I'm like, oh my god. I literally was on the couch with the baby. Oh my damn shoulders till one in the morning. That's terrible, Okay, And this is this is a whole lot of birthday chop and who don't have you don't have kids? What

say something? And then one in the meantime one it's like, oh, he makes me want to have another baby. Just want to stop at wine. Antonio stopped talking exactly, and I'm over here this baby ships Oh my gosh, like, okay, changed the diaper now, I don't want to do I will change a pistie diaper. I'm not I can't. I haven't done that in so long. Yeah, so he farted a couple of times, and I was like, oh my god, oh my god. Okay, this is sad that we're getting

the shady momentary a baby. And I know that's why I'm trying to whisper. But he is the cutest thing, like, oh freaking cute. He actually really looks like a combination of corean carter. So it's giving me memories. But he's really fidgety, and I'm like, okay, once he starts walking and crawling. Yeah, yeah, he's all over the place. Hopefully they will be moved out by that. Let's just yes, yes, they already have a place that they're moving into. Okay,

so very good, very good. All right, We're so excited because this show, this episode to day, we are hanging out with some of our favorite people. There are newfound friends. Okay, um, I'm sexy. We hung out with them a couple of weeks ago. We spent some quality time with them, and now we have them all. We were on their podcast, but now they're on our podcast, so we gotta tell you all about them. First of all, first and foremost, their name. Actually, I'm mad because I really want to

steal that name. Genius. It's Jesus. Their name is called Horrible Decisions hre w h o r E or w h o r E. Horrible Decisions is here. We got a Mandy, we got a wheezy. They are with us today. Hi, guys, I'm so glad to the horrors in the house with some food. I got a little bit of a little bit, Robin got a whole lot rot the freaking flag, fly free kid to you kid people check it from me. Yeah. Okay. So so guys, we went to their live show, and

I want to say that we were not ready. Okay, so Rob and I were clear, We're looking at each other like, what the hell is happening. So, just for everybody to understand, in the part of the live show, they decided to do a little dominatric situation. So this was a man that came out right. He was a dumb He had his little sub he laid her on this bed, and then he proceeded to light her ass on fire, like literally down No, it was, I mean

it was. It was. It was to the point where Rob and I looked at each other at the same time and we were like it don't take all of that. Okay, he knows to insert no essential B S M. But that's why. Also, y'all can't see here and say you're not freaks. We know that y'all have sex, which means you're freaks like y'aller mothers. So hello, that's true. Have you done mama's sex? And wha I mean, we're gonna

get into that wheezyto that Ye'll get into that. But have you all ever done that with that guy was doing with the flame and the fire, Like, is that something that you like? I've never done it? I would so I would like to see it. I would like to try whatever they got to the sex story. That's what I do. Okay, okay, So, but I mean I was like feeling like, so a man is heating up my skin with fire. Now I'm supposed to have sex with him. I just didn't see how that turns into

you know, stimulated a little nerves. I feel like Robin knows, she just ain't gonna tell us, right, Robin, not that you know. I mean, I like, I like temperature play with like candle, so I'm okay like massage candles and feeling that the hot wax or oil, yes go onto your body feels so good. So to me, it's the same. Okay, wait, okay, let's Vanilla's there might be a Christmas gift idea for me. Youranill it up by saying, like you know how they have the condoms where it's like hot and ice or lube.

That's like, oh, I was I was really gonna vanilla it up by like you know, when you're getting a pedicure and at the end they bring the hot towel and put it over like your legs and it's just like imagine it. It was the same before, right right, right, So Candy Burr's this a little shot off to Candy. You know she has a sex line bedroom. Candy, she sent me the hot wax stuff and I've actually done it, and you're right, Mandy. It is a nice little feeling

of like it's hot. And then it's like, oh, it's good. Okay, all right, yes, okay, I'm gonna give me something that's well, that's that's gonna be a Christmas gift. That's gonna be Christmas. I like it. I like it. Okay. So you all take pride in the fact that you know yellow horse, right, and we appreciate the trick, but y'all take pride in the fact that y'all a horse. But like, we want to know what classifies you as a whore? Right is

this body count? Is this attitude? So we probably got to retract back to why we did the show name right, So number one, I think my horror by definition is like a person who sells their body. Um. And then in like more modern like English dictionaries that could come up to like as promiscuous women. They're like, you know, but um, we came up with, you know, you know, a name for our show together. I came up with horrible. I want to call it a horrible night, and he

was like decisions. And when we started the show we were two girls working in corporate America. I always use the example of like I've been walking down the street and had a guy called me a home because I'm wearing a tight dress or whatever, Like you know what I mean. I have people call me a home all the time, and maybe I'm nothing anyone like it just doesn't matter, right. The word is so weping eyes against us.

So we've made the show to let Horror be whatever you wanted to be, right, like Robin even married for a long time. If you're a monogamous y'all, ain't really wilding out. Maybe someone wouldn't consider you a whore. But at the same time, are you doing some whole ship in bed? Maybe? Right, you know what it's giving whore okay that moves to give me. Okay, So Mandy, okay, I'm gonna give you all. I'm gonna give you all my when I felt like a whore. Okay, I'm really

I'm really all right. But if I give my story, I need to hear three more stories. Okay, Okay, all right, okay, so start thinking about when you felt like a whore, right, Okay, Actually I really was, but let's go. Uh I'm not anymore because I have money. But yes, I can give a story. Let's go. Okay, Okay. So you know, it's a hundred years ago, and it was my birthday, okay, right, And so you know I had I had a basketball team.

I have five dudes. I was like juggling, right, And I'm not necessarily saying I was having sex with all these five dudes. I'm just saying I was juggling five dudes. Okay, Okay. So they all want to take me out for my birthday, Okay, So I lined it up. I let one do breakfast. No, I let one take me out so much. Give me a little give me a little snack, a little snackers. Now I'm not having I decided I'm not having sex

but with one guy. Just want, I just want. But I was seeing in the twenty Spain, I was seeing all five Okay, Okay, I did I did a little happy hour, Yes, Mandy, thank you, and then a dinner and then I did a late fool were you Okay? So I'm not really eating at all these places. But

at the end of all that, it was cool. But I felt like this is some horship, Like I mean, I just felt like this is not cool, right, Like this is if you're gonna juggle five dudes, you gotta spread them out throughout the course of the week, right one day. But because you didn't have sex with them. I don't think that makes you a horror I know. But I felt that you felt a little dirty. I felt a little dirty, felt a little too. I don't.

I don't. And that's the thing. I don't think sex constant places the horse ship, right, you know what I'm saying, Like, you could have one sex with one dude for the rest of your life, right, But if you're a woman that has no sex and you go on multiple dates and you're talking to do that's a little more holley. Yeah, that's how I active it. True. So did you let them dudes know? Like I got four other dates? No? You know, she did not. I kiss every single ass

one off. So maybe that made me feel like a horcause, and that is an oral gang bang who all of the day. The fifth one don't even know he just kissed four dudes. Oh my goodness, do you remember one over the other being like the better date in bed or date like date. I ended up the night with the one that was the best in dad let me so you definitely made him dinner because you knew, you know, he was when he was the lounge at the party. After the dinner, I let somebody else take to dinner

to dude. This was because like the guy who was the best in bands, the broke dude, right, So the guy taking me to dinner, you want to make sure dinner was gonna be good. That is good. So like I let the guy with the most money take me to dinner. You know what I'm saying. Okay, all right, enough of me. Oh my god, Uma, I'm so y'all. I did not press record. I'm so sture. Okay, wait for real, wait, we're but can't we get it? But we're on we can capture on zoom. Okay, should I

pick I'm gonna pick? Should I pick it back up? Though? I mean, I just press record. Okay, I'm gonna say that was a really good beginning. I would just pick it back. Yeah, gotta keep the whole beginning. Yeah, we're gonna keep it again. Okay, So Mandy give it to give it to us? When when were you just out here in the streets holding it up? Okay? So what's crazy is I used to date people like I had one guy that I used to refer to as seven

because he could get seven. However, my other part girl, ain't nobody going back to that, uh, not going back, but a lot of my other partners. I feel like I used to be a lot like Robin, where all my niggas played ball, you know what I mean. So and so I live in New York. There's two basketball teams, and they would be in and out like I was, you know, I mean literally. So what it happened was I wasn't up on the schedule and I had seen

seven that morning before going to work. However, my other boom at the time flew in, and even though I had sex that morning, I knew he was only in town for a day and a half, I ended up making sure. I was like, oh yeah, even though I didn't even want se I knew that his sick was good. I was like, all right, I'm gonna just have to take two bodies in a day. And I wouldn't saw him that night, and of course he didn't know I

had just had sex that morning with someone else. But I was just like, oh if I don't get it now, but ain't gonna get until he decided to fly me out. So I decided to see him despite having sex that morning, and he didn't know. The two guys in one day. I mean, you know it is with no judgment, no no judgment, that definitely qualifies as award. Yes qualification, yes sing check mart All right, Robin, I think you'll oh gosh see y'all, yeah, Robbing, you are up? Oh ho

ho ho. I mean you know I can't be it is the season much. No, Okay, we're gonna skip Rober. You know she's in this relationship of hers and you know, really too much. I would say, okay, I'll just I'll keep it restricted to my time with wan Um. You know the times when like we would be in his aunt's house and they would be in the kitchen and we'd be in the living room, like right next the rooms are like right next to each other. I'll we was we was slumping with our clothes off. Yeah, yeah,

that's Robin. That's giving very much, great school. We're not considering humping any type before a deal, the real deal, the real deal. Yes, we was doing it, but I mean I'm literally like I'm talking about a Baltimore row house where like it's like Mandy, like they probably where random cabinets are, and we were sitting where you were, yes, like and they didn't know, like you had to keep your moans in. I hope they didn't know. Oh my gosh, can I ask you that? Then? Since you're not really

sharing anything, are you a moner? Do you moan? Are you loud? Do you keep quiet? Good questions? I can control it, you know, okay? I think you had can't You got to be able to control it when you have kids, that's true, you don't have any children, yes, yeah, okay, VALID definitely have to be able to control it. Because do your sons. Your sons know how they got here? Right? Is it still weird how they got here? They don't need to scar these people. I don't know. I don't

need them to hear anything. I don't want them to hear it. Like, and I definitely don't want them to walk in on it, And so we leave our doors unlocked, right, and they just like walking the door. So it's like if the door is locked, then they're going to know something going on anyway. And I don't want them to like like I used to be one of those kids, don't want them to know that. You don't want them to know. That's gonna scar them. It won't scar them,

It won't scar them. When you were a horrible you said that you weren't talking to about side. Yes, that you weren't talking to your kids about sex yet, but you know it's there's they say that it's important their parents kissed in front of their children and that they you know, like those things are very healthy, little like a children horrible all rights. Having sex in front of your children is a horrible decision. Okay, Okay, well here's

a here's a here's a real question. No weezy, no before your question, you just now please outdo ridiculous horrible moment because I know it's gonna be good. Oh not

the pressure. Okay. So there was this one time where I had my first threesome and it was really good, and I had it with a home girl and her dude, and then when I came back to like back home because it was out of town, it was the same night and I told the guy I fucked that I had a threesome with her and then I wanted to do it again and he was like, yeah, we should do it again with someone and ended up being that night that Oh my god, that's what my necklace says.

Other than that, you know what kept coming to mind when I was broke and I used to like give every dude that I was dating the pregnant story is an abortion. Okay. That's that's for the record. That's not a horrible decision that that was the most that's a trifling decisions. That's scammer. I was poorer, What do you want me to do? I need to and I thought, let me pay you up for the next thing. All right, Okay, we go. We're loving. That's actually really really smart. Okay,

it's a nancial plan. For one. It's not a financial plan. It's it's just not we're moving everyone. We've given tips here y'all plus years ago. Okay. Okay. So so there's a couple of things that I feel like our deal breakers when it comes to being in a band. Okay, for instance, if you come in bed with some socks on, dude, you gotta go. You gotta go. Like socks is like out the question what is I don't know, but a naked I was about to say, Robin, and I don't

know what one feet looks like. But athletes feet be so bad. Sometimes I got a little black so you could keep that ship in that socks. I don't want to see it. That's but athletes are not good. No, that's true. But my man gets cut cures more often than I do, so his feet are She said, my man ain't like that, but you do have a point. But I don't know. I feel like this the socks. First of all, it can't be white. Can you imagine like white socks on a big black dude in the

It's bad? Okay, but wait, but wait, do you want to know what's funny about that? I was talking to a friend and they said, you actually can't trust a man in black socks because then you don't even know if they clean a dirty I want my may A white socks. Yeah that's true, that's true. Okay, so wheezy, what is your deal? Break up? For bed? Um, I had a situation recently where it was too much talking talking. I mean, I haven't I haven't had it like this

in a long time. Um. It was a few weeks ago and I went down on him because my period was on. But it was a guy that I wanted, and I was like, well, just come out with anyway. I really don't want to see it to me being a real hole was sucking dick and getting nothing back. But I needed to know that Dick was like, so he came over. I didn't. I don't know. He was like really flirting in text, so maybe I could have

guessed this was gonna happen. But then he just started talking too much to the point where like I wouldn't even give him an eye contact. You know, you're trying to let someone know that you can't hear them, right, so you know I'm doing it. Damn. I hope this ain't the clip because he definitely follows me on Instagram. But he just gets say like you're a nasty bit Chren't you you nasty? Are you nasty? And I'm like, huck, he was like talking about his dick, and did I

like sucking his dick? Did I love sucking his Obviously at that point I would have bid it off like he was talking. Okay, that is a deal breaker, absolutely, absolutely, Mandy, what you guys, I like a talker, so I mean I mean much. I love a talk You think there's a I mean, I just got into role play. I hate a quiet man in bed. I want to hear you own or talk hear you. Um, I would say

my deal breaker. I mean, I don't size queen, So if you pull it out and it ain't big enough, I'm gonna just say I'm on my period and I don't have period sex and I'm definitely not sucking it. I told guys I don't give head before because it was so small. But how small? Too small? Yeah, you give us. I grew up in a house full of women. I also have no children, and I never bring a ruler into bed, so I can't tell you size. But I know what small is when I see it. Um, yeah,

I would. I would say, I would say size is a deal breaker for me. Like I used to date this guy and he makes fun now. I used to call him Felon Bay. I actually really, really really enjoyed being around him. He was one of the guys that I had an Okay, so I liked him, was like him Felon Bay. He had just got out of prison for eight years. Uh not the Felon Bay, not the Kers Bay. O. Oh no, girl, he was prison. It was upstakee um. But but I liked him so much.

But I didn't enjoy having sex with him because it was just small and so he I shared that with him. So he used to always make a joke like it's cool, you all want my little shrimp, It's okay. And he used to report it dick as a shrimp dick, so they know, they know when they got a little dick especial. Yes, I mean you know, okay, just that I'm just saying, okay, can I say this just maybe when I interrupted her for a second, y'all are good podcasters that many celebrities

and reality stars do a fucking podcast. And I could literally fall asleep in the car to y'all do a very very good job. But wait, wait, wait, wait, no, go okay, I'm sorry, I'm gonna okay, now that's a bad path podcast to fight. I'm gonna take you back off of what maybe that someone actually messaged me and was like, y'all are so funny that I actually some like I have to pull over when I'm dry because when I'm laughing like I might like, they're like, I

might crash the car. I'm sorry. That's good for y'all listening. For y'all listening, and maybe you're here because you're like, oh my god, I'm just the real Housewives stand. When I met you guys in person, I literally said, Damn, I have to like y'all next season because meeting y'all. Meeting y'all in person, it's just an As Sante said the same thing, y'all are so wonderful. Y'all are funny. You can also feel energy, and y'all are genuine. So this type of back and forth, Giselle, you having the

joke right now. We know you're shady, but you're also so funny and witty, and I don't think we get to see that. So I just love that y'all have a platform like this to share this side of y'all because y'all are so One of the YouTube comments something and y'all andy and I I think we read it

on Patreon. This girl said, so for one, you know, I'm the person that doesn't watch Real Housewives, and I feel like that's super important to share because I don't like when someone has a guest on their show and it's only for one demographic, right, And I feel like it was great to meet you and learn you as two people instead of there are real housewives of Atonemake,

and I love that. And I think your show is for anyone because at first, even myself, I was like, I don't watch Real Housewives, so I'm not gonna listen to reasonably Shady because I thought maybe it was like, you know, ship from the show. This girl in the comments said, oh, they're faking it with y'all. T you better go watch the show so you can see the real them. I said, you out of your fucking mind. I should go watch the show because I said, I'm

so impressed. I said something like that. She replied to me, and I said, you want me to go watch the show to see who they are when I met them in personally. Listen hilarious when there's no cameras, right, all right? That makes sense. People gotta remember too when those lights come on, I'm on for a mic all the time, you know what I mean. I have a different infllection in my voice, different, look at my eyes like I'm ready to perform, and yes, the weasiest part of me.

But I'm a I'm a person to God. I'm not dick sucker through some woman time just on that random Tuesday. But anyway, can I give you my deal breaker? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, Olympic is just no blame. Okay, but limptic you can't do nothing, so clearly it's no. I ain't gonna hold you Robbins. I think I think we're like no. But I used to say it all the time. I better be so good looking and you better want me so bad. You dick comes hard. I don't like a gummy dick. I don't want to have to get

it hard. You've been around me? Are you not turned off? But that's not even the issue. It's like it just it's not possible, Like there's something just doesn't do that, so you can't doing and it's like you so I I can. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this because I have a girlfriend. If she talked about this all the time and she said she would have to like stuff it in, which because it was kind of lamp and she was like it like it was like she had like okay too. We're moving on, guys, We're

moving on. That's what I'm saying. Okay, But Robin and you also just asked for this. We could have just kept you. This is our new game that we're playing, and we're playing with you guys first, because we love y'all. All right, So these are some rapid fire, reasonably shady questions. Okay, so we're gonna we're gonna ask you all some questions. Was it reasonable or is it shady? Okay, you're all ready yeah, okay. Is it reasonable or shady to sleep with your girls? Man? Oh? Okay X man X man

shady shady if you don't tell her? Okay, so he's reasonable, reason reasonable if she says he's forty. Also X man is a big difference, right, like or she just sucking the dude? Is he a guy? That's for everybody? I'm an athlete, rapper whatever? Right where they eat pastor you know? Yeah? All right, So this this one is actually for for Robin because I already know how Robin feels about this. Okay, is it reasonable or shady to be a crotch watcher. Okay, wait,

what's the crotch watcher? Okay, so there's some woman out there at Robin who always looks at a man's crotch right to like see if she can see something in the crotch. And so this brings me to Nick Cannon the other day, who, Yes, I think that was fake, but that's just me. It sounds like it's gonna be a dick we're about to see. No is it just came in my group chat. I got Nick in my group chat. It wasn't fake, but but okay, but listen, Kim Kardashian said he was small back in the day.

I remember this. Kim said he was kind of like not good and he was kind of small. So I think he's had some enhancement. Maybe there was an where we can we can you elaborate? Okay, okay, but no, y'all gotta answer the question, y'all crotch watchers? I mean, I am is that reasonably? Okay? We're laughing because man, I thought you had an exclusive pick. So when they got leaked to the blogs on the Twitter, it was leaked and it's yeah, it's his face, and I think

it's real y'all think it's real. I will think Okay, I was about to say a A it's reasonable to look at a man's crotch. I will say also in terms of the size, Okay, if if Kim said that shirt. However, Nick Cannon has been with some of the most top women in the game. Outside of my riot Carry who was his wife. He was with Christina Milion and we do see that he now has what five baby moms, all of which are models and beautiful women, that he

has a lot of money. I think he's got money. Okay. See, man, do you can't say that because the dick you can get a bad bitch like you're like, before they see the dick, you know what I meant to have, but to get them pregnant, like these aren't one night stands that you getting pregnant five times? Oh no, no, no, no. First see, I wouldn't want to put a condom on that dick either. It looked good. But Robin, Robin, you know who you just sounded like, says and we got

to talk about it. Why are you sounding like trustan times talking about I was only with that girl one time. It only takes one day. Okay, all right, we got another reasonable or shady question? This is this is actually y'all gonna like this because I think I already know the answer. Okay, is the reasonable shady to lie about having an orgasm to protect your man's feelings? Girl, tell him the truth. Ain't nobody got time for that. We

all grown. If you're over thirty and you're not having sex for money, tell him not coming, And so you have to have one every time? Yes? No, no, no, I've had a lot of sex where I may have not had an orgasm, but it was still really good. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I feel like you think it's sadie, you think it's it's reasonably think it's reasonable if, for example, um, so I got on lexapro, which is an anti depressing

it's known that you can't have an orgasm. And I feel like partners since then are really really trying hard for me because they've maybe come before, and I'm like, I've had to fake one or two because you just want to get it. You're like done, you're good, and you know that. And I've actually really enjoyed the set, right, like the climaxing can't happen. Just I'd be like, maybe

it's medical, damn right. But that's a different situation. I feel like, you know, at my stage of the game here, like I feel like you're wasting my time unless I'm going to but really, but I think, okay, so if he goes, if he finishes first, if the climaxes first, yeah, you're like, no, let's keep going, yes really? Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's selfish. I think a man can always a man. It's always gonna get his right nine times out of nine. But you know, it takes

some effort to make sure that we get straight. So I feel like if he's not making sure I'm straight, then I don't need to be with you no more. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I guess that that's another thing you even speaking to that. Another deal breaker, I would say is a man who like goes one round and then goes to sleep. I need a man who can go multiple rounds. It takes me a little longer to get warmed up and to actually come, so I need

minimum three rounds rounds. Yeah, I mean, my man, my man has gone eight with me in the morning before, and I like died eight rounds and I count round how many times he comes, yes, how many times he comes? Damn round? Okay, I'm gonna show a little bit much information, So that's not normal, and he would he would want to go like bare minimum, like ten rounds. I'm like, I don't have time for this, a b get yourself,

a young chick like I don't want this is not fun. Sorry, okay, dry at some point, I'll be honest when you're with someone who really cares about just so like in between, there there's massages, there's stretches. We didn't get no stray away from We don't shy away from lou And he'll actually even if his dick he feels like, isn't working, he has no problem pulling out dil does and he'll

suck me with other side they kind of got into them. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, it's goddamnit sorr wait wait wait they're also black Effect, bro, come on effect. Let's go. And by the way, we love ourselves in blackf fact. Okay, this is our last one, ladies, this is our last one. Okay. Is it reasonable or shady to say hell no when a man who is garbage asked for another shot? So

he's so you get him one shot. He was garbage, right, and like, can you say hell no to him the next time he comes around, Like, can I come redeeming qualities? You just call him garbage? Why am I giving him another chance? I'm sorry, garbage, No, but wonderful, you know. So you're saying the man man, the man is amazing.

He's like Barack Obama. Okay, yes, Barack Obama. When you give Barack Obama a second chance, if it was garbage with Barack's check, everything back, everything about Barack except yeah, yeah, I mean for that, I will say in terms of of and we've talked about this on our show as well,

I believe you should show up the first time. Yeah, grade A one, like like, bring your A game to the bedroom if this is our first time, um, and to me, if it's not good, I've nine times out of tendill and not double back, and I've had a guy who really top player I would say, maybe top top five in the league right now. And it was so no, it wasn't me. Now y'all gonna start guessing,

but literally it was. It was so badly that I never went that I never went back, like so bad to where I really enjoyed back shots, and he wanted to be missionary. First off, were a missionary for one minute? Said I really like it from back. He's like, no, I'll come right away. Got to the back, two pumps he came worst. It was the worst I've ever had. Okay, so wait wait the dude was, what if he's nervous? Right? So a lot of dudes, you know, first this guy wasn't.

That guy was, okay, can't we agree? There's that regor the dudes sometimes first time they get nervous, right, nervous. I don't want to God has not. I've had bad sex in the beginning in great sex. I have wife to do that had bad sex with and then like, I don't think that ship first time. They're different because sometimes they're unexpected. There may be two funked up or whatever, you know what I mean, Like, I will excuse I'll

excuse drunk sex absolutely, um. But if we're sober or been kicking it and we know that we're both coherent, like nah, So has a guy ever said like, Okay, I'm sorry, I know that wasn't great, but give me another chance. That has happened to me And I was like, no, that's not happening, No, you said just I was literally like, I never want to see you again. I didn't say it like that, but I was just like, get out of my house. And I didn't say it like that.

I just told him to get out. As a matter of fact, he had to would drop him off, so he didn't have a car. So he was kind of like waiting, we gotta work now, I'm hard care in the streets, and so he was like he hit to wait for his buddy, like coming, don't care were you wait for him? But you wait? Ain't waiting in kay? I mean, I'll be honest, I've been so disrespectful I've stopped midway and booked an uber for him to get out. Here's your uber? Where are you going? You gotta go?

This is back in the day. Okay, okay, okay, ladies. I do want to say this because you all. One of the reasons why I absolutely love you guys is that you all are you know, a little younger than than myself and robbing, and you guys are just unapologetically yourselves and you talk about ship that I at your age would never be discussing publicly, um for whatever reason, And you all are just so free and it is refreshing.

And you guys are clearly a role model for women, because women should be free enough to talk about what they like, what they don't like, there is ms there, whatever, and not feel the society's judgment on them because they're just talking about sex. So I really want to like, kudos to you all for everything that you are and what you guys stand for. That's so true, because honestly, I can't. I know that I probably don't. I'm not even comfortable or maybe in the past, was not comfortable

to have these conversations with my best girlfriends. You know, as I get older, it's like, okay, fine, but I can imagine I know that when I was your age, I was not having these conversations with my friend. H Yeah, my mom called me almost in tears. First off, both of our mom's support what we do. They've both been guests on our shows. They show up to our live

shows as well, and that was a conversation. I'm not sure what type of liquor she was drinking that night, but she called me almost envious that I'm able to walk in my sexual truth. And so many times she calls me and wants to tell me about her and her partner and sex life, because she's like, I have no one else that talks about this, and I'm like, mom,

I do not want to hear it that. But she's literally said the same thing, Like I wish I was able to do the things I loved and just share that with either my partners and my friends years ago, because it may have gotten me so much further in my sexual life as well as just mental when you're when you hold back the things that you really like, whether it be from your partner or what you really desire sexually, it doesn't take a mental toll on you because you feel like you're not living in your truth.

Tell me too to age either of us. But I do think there's something to be said of like, you know, we're not in that trail blazing era being thirty, you know what I mean, Like there are definitely people that

paved the way for us. But I do think and I see it in my friends that are in their forties that they couldn't express as much as we could, you know what I'm saying, Like you're the age of the Internet where it's like kind of cool to be a slut, you know, what I'm saying, like, yeah, and I understand that, you know where it is like a different time, you know what I mean, especially culturally where

black people is like you know, you're too fat, you know. So, I mean, I appreciate that very much, but I also know that there are moments where I'm like, are we really doing something that right? And then I'll meet a girl who's young and in her twenties that's like I couldn't talk about this in my house, and I'm like wow, because in my home, my mom was super relaxed. Um, you know, Mandy's mom is really open. We've had both our mothers and our show of course, like we've mentioned,

but we come from an open at least. I'm not saying my mom was like, go suck a dick tonight, but I mean, but she was. She was like her mom was gonna hold on, hold on, let me stop the club. My mom is saying, go suck a dick and giving condoms two different things. Your parents being able to give you condoms and be open about you being safe is very important. So that's what I'm grateful for, as much as maybe she yeah, you may shy away a little bit from having that conversation. But making sure

your kids have protection is a basic need. We were to a nightclub. Yeah, I didn't have that growing up. My My family is very old fashioned, traditional, you know, old school black family. And I've never talked about sex with my parents ever. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't have that either. And and and in me raising three daughters who are now teenagers, it's in my all my mind all the time, and so the communication for me is always like super open, like let's talk about it,

let's let's get into it. So when I look at my girls and and you guys are standing in front of them, so free and so like, this is it is what it is, and this is what I like to do. That is amazing to me because they'll be able to listen to you guys and have something to draw on because you know, at the end of the day, I'm their mother. But as long as they have people out there like you guys that are that are living your best life, your best sexual, free, horrible life, then

I think, I think it's absolutely amazing. And I do love the fact that we um have this Black effect platform that we're both on. You guys are a Black effects sisters, whether you like it or not. And I'm tired of how great Charlottagne keeps saying y'all are. I'm like, we get it what I'm brilliant idiots. He brings you guys up quite a bit in terms when he talks about the Black Effect shows, and he's very impressed with your numbers. Like he said, y'all are charting every week.

I love to see it. Oblivious to this world. Like we were like, you know, they'll give us our numbers and we're like, um, okay, is that good? What does that means? That's good? Though? You know what though Nandy and I when we first started, we didn't really I mean, now, we're very strategic and we you know, we were we worked very hard to make sure that we uphold this brand.

But besides the fact that, you know, we just got in front of the mic and books some studio time, I don't think we really understood what was I remember saying like, oh, we got tim comment. Let me like just in a sense of that, it's a that's a great thing. That's when you can actually just podcast people.

So many people are worried about you know, we're watching people get millions and millions of dollars and deals, and at the end of the day, it's hindering you from being able to enjoy yourself and people hear that ship. I think about it all the time when I'm in a bad mood in a podcast, you know, and I do my best to make sure I never really shipped on my job, which is hard because it's not an easy job. I got to come in and talk about

sex when I may not be in the mood. But I can't just say, oh, you know, horrible decisions like I talked about sex, but like, yeah, no, this is a brand I'm selling every day. This is a brand that's changed my life. And when you really come in so genuinely just to sit with Robin and you know yourselves, like that's why you guys are doing well, and I really hope you guys have an amazing show to come.

I could definitely picture your podcast lot it's going down in the field and just put a record for Charlotte like who we absolutely love um and respect. I think he said this to me, I don't know if he said it to the both of us. He's like, yeah, the Housewives. I don't, I don't I don't know. I don't understand it. That's what happened. But if y'all really good, then let's go. I mean, and that's and that's clear. Like I respect that because it's like Housewives is not

his thing, it's not his his game. But he respected our platform and what we bring two black effects, So I totally have appreciate that. And he's been amazingly supportive. So but it's Charlotte, we love you, but you now, but it's kind of cool. So it sounds like like people had like zero expectations for God, thank God, and we're pretty much surpass that. I mean, but hey, hey, hey,

the green contract here too. Yeah, the green Light bandits and and like I said, who we get to see on the television show is not even a quarter of what you guys are bringing in terms of your stories, your experience, and your personality on this platform. And like I said, y'all are really good at the fact that y'all are so beautiful and know how to talk a lot of people as that when you pretty you ain't

got nothing to say. So I love that both of y'all know, yeah, yeah, we can talk to y'all all day, but we're not gonna We're not gonna hold you any longer. We absolutely love you guys, Thank you so much. It is touts like just so you can follow you and all that time where y'all, where y'all are, well, you guys can tune into us every Monday. Um, that's horrible decisions. Y'all heard what just L said at the top of the show. Type in horror, we pop up. That's w

h O R E I D L E Decisions. We are also on Patreon, and so although we've been doing this for about five years, we have about another hundred and thirty plus episodes on Patreon. So if you want to support us and here maybe more of the things that we can't share on our normal episodes. That's patreon dot com backslash Corporate Decisions. You can also follow me on my personal uh Twitter and Instagram account at full Court Punks. Awesome, awesome thing, ladies, Thank you, We love y'all.

Good love you guys, holidays, all that good stuff. So Robin, oh my gosh, okay, I love those girls. They're always so honest. But what six people in one day? It's two threesomes in one day? Oh no, no, that four people. Okay, no right to three because she was the she was the third person, okay, in the in the threesomes. So four people and one day. That's a that's a lot of balls. That's how many balls? Is that? That's four balls to penises? Eighteen vaginas? Too much? That that that

takes the cake of anything I've ever heard. Yes, if somebody can top that cake, let us know, let us in the comments, send us an email. Al Right, guys, that is our show. Don't ever forget. Just live your life. Reasonable or ball love you guys. By Reasonably Shady is

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