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Absolutely yes for out on boats and vacations. Yes, and Hampton's, but they make sure they're get in front of the TV to watch. So thank you. Sunday's eight o'clock. Thank you so much, Bravo TV dot com. Alright, so it's now time for our Reasonably Shady Moment of the week. Mine is like not really a big story, but it's just it's pissing me off. Okay, So I have been binging and I think I mentioned this before a national

geographic documentary called Narco Wars. Okay, so the first season was all about like Pablo and Chappo and all them people over there in Mexico and in Colombia. Second season is about um the mafia, the Sicilian mafia all that. So like I didn't know where they just stopped episodes like season one I think went to went headed twelve episodes. Season two we on six and I'm I'm tweling my thumbs waiting, like where to where to rest? So yeah,

National Geographic y'all shady. Wait a minute, So these are you're watching them like weeks a week or you're bench. I was bending them, okay, And I don't think I caught up, Like it's been several weeks and I do not have a new episode, and I was all in, like I was in, like chopping at the base. I wonder what happened. I don't know what happened. But National Geographic y'all shady, y'all figure it out and give me some give me some more episodes because Narco Wars is everything. Okay,

I need to watch that. Yeah, no, it's really really good. Yes, it's good. Um, so y'all being shady, do better. M mmmmm. We don't COVID. No, I don't blame this. It's a documentary. I don't blame this on editors had COVID. Okay, editors got a little sick. Okay that two weeks of incubation or whatever isolation is over, so give me my episodes the end. Yes, yes, yes, all right, so mine, I mean, okay, so mine, I'm just going to read a shady comment, and of course we get plenty of shady comments all

the week, every day. Um, but yeah, I'm just going to just you know, let you know, so, are you going to say their name or we're gonna call him out or not? We're not calling him out. Yeah, I don't want to say their name, okay, because y'all are cause shady people on because clearly this is an account created to troll people side troller high. Yes, so the account is called I Dot hate dot everyone. You are right?

So really so it's like, so the person behind this page is probably literally like a grandmother, like or you know, probably is like, um, you know, someone that you would like least expect it, like an HR advisor at Morgan Stanley, you know what I mean. And then they create these like fake pages so they mean control people. But they said,

so I hate everyone hates me? Of course they said why the first of all, like I hate everyone you typed in my name and hit like you know you deliberately went to me to give me this message, which like, okay,

why are you still on the show? You're boring is fuck and have nothing to offer, like what okay, Like I I'm not your cup of tea, which is fine, I don't you know, you don't hurt my feelings, but if I'm boring, like why are you spending your time to open Instagram type in my name and leave a message? It's weird to me, Like if I don't like someone, I'm not going out of my way to tell them

I don't like them. That's actually beyond shady. Well yeah, of course, but it's like, but the sad part is that this is so normal for us, like, oh yeah, it's all the time. This is all the time. And guess what, I think they're hilarious. No, no, well, I

mean I get a good laugh. I get a good chuckle because I'm like, but you spent time to message me and you hate me, right, Okay, So we get that, And then I actually want to read something on the opposite side of the spectrum because this is from Katrina Taylor and she said hello. Let me start off by saying, I love reasonably shady. Oh Thank you, Katrina. Exclamation point, thank you information point. Yes, you and Robin are so funny and real. The chemistry between you two is awesome.

I also watched The Real Housewives of Potomac and love. Let me also say, let the hates hate and continue living your life to the fullest. Okay, Katrina, Now let me get back to the latest episode of Reasonably Shady. See. I love that. I love that. I love that, like we can balance the good with the bad, and honestly, the good far outweighs the bad. So thank you, Katrina, Thank you everyone else who has sent us positive messages. Those do not fall on deaf ears. Even though we

are pretty tough and we can tune out the haters. Um. It always feels good to receive love. So thank you so much for for the love that that means a lot to us. It does, it doesn't, especially because you know, this whole podcast journey, we didn't know what we were doing. We were just kind of jumping into it, and so to get like positive feedback by so many people is

really refreshing. Oh yeah, absolutely, I mean, can I be honest, I had never even listened to a podcast before in my life, and I was like, I want to do a podcast. We should be saying that. Well, no, I hadn't even I had never listened to your podcast. Well I never listened to a full podcast. But I felt like, you know, our dynamic is real enough that people would be able to identify, right, absolutely, absolutely yeah, because it's

I mean literally, this is y'all. Gelle not talk on the phone um every day and this is pretty much what we do every day. Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, we have so much to talk about that's happening in these streets. But first and foremost, I didn't talk about my dad, okay, because you know we love Mr. Yes, we did, we you know, and he always calls me and he talks real slow. And he was like, wait when you when they calls, because is how I am my dad. I'm like, okay, what is he about to say?

Like it's like because they do start off so slow, and you're like, where's this going? Right now? I take so many directions when I see it's him and he in my phone as daddy, Um, I'm like, I don't know if it's gonna be a long conversation or short conversation. It could go either way. Either I'm on the phone for an hour or like five minutes. Okay, So I just mentally prepared myself, all right, But this the other day, he was like, Giselle, um, so I have a couple

of questions. So I was like, yeah, okay. What he said, so, you know these people that are getting but surgeries, and I was like, okay, where is this going? He said, so how do they recover from that? I mean, how do they sit down? The great question? I was like, the recovery must be very strange. And I said, I don't know IF's strange is the word, daddy? But um, I said, you're you're asking me why? Like, I don't know why? Yeah. He was like, so, like do they

just lay on their stomach the whole time? How do they do this? Well? So I said, well, from what I understand, you get pillows to sit on. Yes. We we witnessed that ourselves, yes, yes. And he said okay, but then you know you've got to sleep at night and all you gotta I guess you gotta make sure you can't roll over. My god, he's so concerned. He was confined. He like went over this in his mind and he was so confused I'm always wondering about the toilet. How do you go to the bathroom? I mean, are

their problems there? You know? I mean like does it come out? Does anything come out? Okay? Because right, so they have to sit on pillows, and you know, toilets are kind of hard, right, So like what if you're constipated and you have you just got your butt done, and then is that going to like move the feral? That's a good question, you know, you know what, so many questions and don't think about, like what if you you know, whats your butt gets to a certain size? Yes,

just too much. I'm sorry, it's okay, but no, I've heard from men that they don't really like the women with the big butts doing it from behind, oh, because it's like they can't get indeed, yes, I said you want to anybody like me? Yeah? Pretty much? Like I think it's in a way, it's pretty. It's pretty to look at, right, it's nice to like squeeze and put your hand around it. But my dangling, unless you're dangling, is like t long. Yes, yes, unless like it's a

six footer when we don't really want that. I don't want that, okay, So but yeah, it's it's problematic. And actually I'm lying. Porsche told me this. Porsche said that the big butts can be problems for man. She's speaking from experience, yes, she she was referring to herself. Yes, yeah, I was no, but it would it be like I regret doing it because I don't think. I don't know if she got a budget. I can't. She never said she got, but she was just saying big butts is

a problem for men doing it from behind, got it? Yeah, And I was like, okay, I stay my little but right, keep it nice and problems I don't want. Okay, So your father okay. So so I tried to spain as much as I could and for a little bit of knowledge that I have, and then I had to walk away from the conversation. Yeah yeah, I was like, Dad, just tell him start like googling, going on YouTube and you know people on YouTube set yes, and you know he's he's eighty something years old. He has these he

has these thoughts. He just wants to be clear. So one time, Okay, so my mom has like a big butt, just because right, so she has like big hips and a big butt. So just this conversation just reminded me of something funny. Um. So, there was a story. It was like a news story on and I'm sitting in the living room with my kids watching it, and it was about people going to I don't know, the dr or somewhere, you know, Latin America get their butts done in America. And my kids this is literally like at

least five years ago. So they're probably like, you know, Carter might have been six whatever, I can't remember his card or a cory. So they said, so is that what GI did? They got their grandmother had a BBL. She had a b the house, not did grandma have a bloodchas And what are you saying? I died laughing? I died laughing. I died laught. Okay, this one is we have another story. We were playing and talked about this at all. Okay, So, and my sister's gonna kill me.

So my sister is a little larger than you know me, and so when my kids were a little and my sister came over, they were like, she was like, okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and they were like, well, where are you going to do that? And so she was like the toilet like right there, and they were like, no, you can't fit on that. My kids told my sister she cannot fit. She was mad. She was like, these little run rats are the worst. But they weren't being mean.

It wasn't like they were trying to be mean. They were just like literally thought, okay, so you have to have a size. Oh. They just assumed like this toilet got bigger, so that if you're was physically bigger than you need a bigger toilet. Yeah, tell him the butthole is still the same time. Yes, I didn't say that. I just said she'll be fine, y'all in mind business, she'll be fine. Okay, my sister is gonna kill me.

I love you. Yes, the kids, the kids be, the kids be doing the moment they asked, is that where went? I said, oh my god, oh god. Alright, So moving on now. Good to know that remember that tragic building that collapse in Miami. Can you can't imagine so freaking horrible. Um, but great to know that they're going to get compensated. I think a judge was saying that they should get no less than one fifty million dollars. Wow, Wow, as they should? Is that for like like everyone, so they

would split that thirst individual individual literally. Yes. Okay, so first of all, you've got not only people that passed away, but the people who lost their their built, you know, their their home. Yes, because that was the other side

of the building, right, So that's over. It was like eighty units that collapsed, so clearly like the building it's it was you know, probably like over a hundred and sixty units, yes, at least, So we're saying that a billion dollars units are going to get a hundred fifty million dollars. I'm mad at it. No, oh yeah, I

would be so in my ass off. Oh absolutely, because like, first of all, the people, the human beings who overlooked the cracks and the water, and I mean, hm, they they must honestly feel horrible, Like I couldn't even imagine how they can just like, like they probably need to be institutionalized. I couldn't imagine if that was me and dropped the ball that badly. Yeah, I mean, and the

building from what I understand, was not that old. It was like what forty years But I shouldn't be falling down, no, right, it shouldn't. So so I guess you know the problem was from construction. But it's also like the water, like being so close to the beach and the sand, and the erosion is a little bit higher, but it's like but still like, And I would be worried if I

lived in any of the other buildings down there. Oh yeah, No, nobody is buying a thing down there, right right, But then you have people that capitalize on tragedies and by all the property and then charge people a whole bunch. Well, I'm sure Tom Girardi is wishing Tom Girardi will not be an attorney in these Yes, but that's not happening. Sorry, Erica, rob that was robbing at me. I mean, okay, moving on. I have been chomping at the bit to talk about this whole I want to go to space, and I'm

a rich white man and this is what I'm gonna do. Now, there's a caveat to this. My father worked for NASA. Get out for thirty years. He retired from NASA. What did he do for NASA? He um? I think some of it was a bit um top secret because he would give me. Okay, how do you go from like civil rights, yes, to working for NASA? I don't know. One day when you see him, ask him. I don't know. He told me if forgot, so he was doing something

for them anyway. So I was talking to him. I was very curious about, you know, what these guys are doing. What his thoughts were about the whole They're going into outer space. And he's like, first of all, gisell, let me. Okay, so we're talking about Richard Branson and we're talking about Jeff Bezos and Jeff Bezos, you're on my list, but please do not cancel my Amazon account because I need it. Okay, but I'm very mad at you. Okay, we're gonna get back to you. So my dad said that, no, just

that ain't going into outer space. They're going into inner space, like the edge of space. Yes, like going into outer spaces like you are flying around the entire Earth. They're not doing that. So they're literally just it's a glorified airplane. Yes, they're going like a little bit higher than what airplanes do. And they're spending millions of dollars to do this. Yes, what's the point Okay, because to say that you are because because white men have small penises, and this is

the way that they can prove that they have big dips. Okay, they don't. It's a pissing context, yes it is. Okay, So let's just talk about Richard Branson. Because you want to charge two people two dollars to do this? Would you want to go Robin? I'm asking you, do you do you have any interest in going up into space? No, especially if I'm going to the edge of inner space, Like what's the point and you're literally on the brink

of disintegrating. Yes, right, but you're so you're going up to get to a place of weightlessness, right, and then you're coming back down. Right. That's dumb, that's dumb a f But if you're a billionaire, right, then you this is what you do. But even if I'm a billionaire, which I might be one day, stay tuned. Um, just kidding, and akay, thank you, Um I have I'm still not spending that two and fifty two go up. I have no interest in you might die. It's too risky, it's

way too risky. But I just think they're like they had to have been um comfortable with the fact that they might die doing that. Yes, you don't say like that's that's such a risky thing to do. Well, Branson. I do know. I went through a whole lot of Um yeah, he did a bunch of training, and Basis might have done it too, But anyway, I just think it's dumb as fun. But that's just my opinion. Okay. Now Branson came back and he was like, I had an eye opening experience. This has changed my life and

I was so excited. Yes, and I want is that a British accent? And I want it's not? Okay, okay, whirred accid Okay, anyway, and I would like to use my time and resources to change the world for the better. Okay, okay, okay, I'm for that, like that spin Okay, So Basos with his, I run Amazon self with his I don't pay taxes and I'm a billionaire self, which for the record, pisses me the f off because I pads and my taxes make me mad. I mean, I'm very angry every time

I pay these taxes. There's another housewife that os taxes how much? How much? To read three millions? Her husband? Yeah that just came out. Okay, that came out the other day the other day. Um okay, so AOC who I love? Do we love the AOC, Oh, yeah, everybody know who she is, Alexandria Something something Cortex people. She

has something to say. So she was like, so you know, Basos came down and he was like, UM, I would like to thank all of my Amazon employees and for everyone who's used a zon for sending me off into space. I would like to thank you all because because filling my bank account, yes, so that I can go to space. Yes, that's what we said that we said. No one said let's buy stuff from Amazon so Jeff can go to space.

Nobody said that. I didn't when I bought all of my toilet paper off the Amazon because you need to wipe your ass there we go, ye, not to send your basils as to space. Okay, So AOC said, let me get this man all the way together. So she said, yes, Amazon workers did pay for this with lower wages, union busting, a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having health insurance during a pandemic, and Amazon customers are paying for it with Amazon abusing their market power to her

small business sex basils. Take that and stick it up your basis ass. Now, don't don't cancel my account. By the way, okay. So my I just feel like, okay, okay, we're a couple of things. One. I feel like, clearly he is in a bubble. He has no idea what like regular average people do and how they live. Clearly has no idea what his company is doing. Yes, yes, because if Amazon is so such a big company that like it should be a great place to work, but cannot.

His retention and his turnover is like turnover is awful. Yes, right, I've read a report. It's like they intentionally set people up to like leave the company so they don't have to keep paying the more. So something crazy, insane. It's insane. And then he decides, I guess because he saw what Branson did and he has to one up and act like his penis is bigger, but I know it's not.

And he said, okay, I'm going to give a hundred million dollars to Jose Andrez is that his name, Jose Andrew, the man with a bunch of restaurants who we know during the pandemic fed so many people. He did such such such great things, And to Van Jones of Seen and I'm giving him a hundred million dollars too, because Van before we be shady Van has Um. His charity is like he helps for criminal justice reform, yes, and giving it to those in giving it. No, no, he's

giving it to those individuals. And he said, I trust that these two guys they had a whole press conference, will do right by the money that I'm giving, meaning they will use it for their charities. We have to awardies today. They each beginning a hundred million dollars to direct to the charities of their choices they see fit. No bureaucracy, no committees, notice, They just do what they want. They can give it all to their own charity, or

they can share the wealth. It's up to them. Listen, how about how about you use a hundred million of the two hundred million that you gave to fix your damn company? Right? How about pay the Amazon workers? Okay, so a long story short. Van Jonson is looking kind of cute these days. A man that you know, well anywhere's nice suits. He wears nice smooths and you don't know, I like a brother with a suit. I mean, so there's rumors that you know, there's something going on between

him and Kim I saw Kardashian. I don't know if that's true, but it might be true now that he has a hundred million. Not that Kim is a gold digger because she has her own money exactly, but she wants people to be on her level. That is true. That is true. That's true. She needs his money, but she needs him to have his own money. Yes, but now he's looking I'm sure Van is looking at Anderson Cooper like and what what you got to say now, Cooper? Huh.

Sometimes dreams come true. Sometimes dreams come true, and the headlines around the world should be anything's possible if you believe that is insane. Okay, that basis that made no sense. I mean in theory it makes sense. But it's just like if you're gonna just give away money like that, like have a plan set up. I mean, I just it was very weird. It was very I'm trying to outdo you, Branson, and I'm trying to distract from the fact that I'm just going to space for no reason,

for no reason, for eleven minutes. So how much did that how much did Bezos space trip? First of all, he was in like a hut, right, and then Brandson was in like a souped up airplane, like, which one you want to take? You don't want to take the souped up air airplane? Yes, right, I don't want to be up. And he was like in a bubble and like it looks so weird. It was a hubble. You're in a hubble, Basels, Please don't cancel my account. Okay, So this has inspired little oozy vert because now this

food is trying to buy a planet. He's trying to buy a planet. He um, a little oozy. I don't know what you're saying. I know that you're a rapper, little oozy vert. Um. I don't want these things that these white men are doing, Little Oozi vert to inspire you to do something kind of crazy, like by a planet and as a who sell the planet that you want to buy? Right? I just answer that from right? How do you how do you take ownership of a planet? I don't that is right. I saw that headline and

I was like, this is a joke. I'm not like, it makes no sense, It makes no sense. How do you buy a planet? What are you wanna do with this? I don't So just backtrack a little bit. But it's so spent five point five billion what to be in space for four minutes, so it's like one billion per second, minutes million a minute. This fold is a fold. But I don't don't cancel my account. I mean, yeah, if I'm worth if I'm worth that much, I might do

something stupid. You might do some stupid like that. But I just feel like when you're worth it, like life, like you've done everything in life, when you have that much money, you've experienced everything to the point where you're just like, what else can I do? So? So the what else is? Can I go to outer space? What else can I do? That? Like regular everyday people can't do Yeah? Can I go to my dad called the inner space and space? Yes? Can you go to? So

do you think there's any rodents on inner space? Just I mean the way that Australia is dealing with this rodent problem, there might be rodents in in inner space because I saw an article that a woman was awakened out of her sleep in in Australia because they have they have like tens of millions of rodents like running around the country, the country continent, and the rodent was

eating her eyeball, eating her when she was sleep. No, she wouldn't be open does eyeball if you eat an eyeball yea, yeah, it's like if you're sleep the rodent was probably like gnawing on her or her her eyeball, and maybe it I just amagine right right, I'm throwing like how does that happen? I thought rodents were scared of people, so like they must be hungry or something. Oh my god. Yes, but apparently the rodent problem in

Australia is like it's it's overwhelming rodents. That is so disgusting. But that reminds me of like my experiences with rodents. Have you had experiences with rodents in your house? I had one when I was younger, when you were younger, and my mother was like, um, I told my dad. She was like, this a mouse in the house and we're moving. We had lived in a house like twenty years. She's like, we're moving. What the hell? Where are we going? So my dad was like, I got just under control.

I'm gonna give it. So next thing I know, the mouse was gone. Supposedly, I don't know if that is your only experience with mice, then like you're lucky because I have had. I don't don't. I don't want to drink myself because I'm moving to a new house and I do not want to drink myself. If I see a mouse in my house, I'm just going to die. But but okay, So I remember in college I lived in the off campus apartment and it was like, you know, it wasn't it was it wasn't campus housing. It was

like literally like okay, I'm a grown up. I'm I'm paying like you know, rent to a leasing company. I had a room mate, love it. Oh my god. This is in college, in like a Delphi so like right outside of College Park. I remember it's like you can when you start seeing the droppings and you start seeing like little you know, pieces of little things being eaten through in your apartment, in your apartment. So I remember I came home and it was literally like scurrying across

the stove like can you imagine that? So like as like a college and you're like, oh my god, I like I'm never going to walk in the kitchen again. There's literally mice like they would come through the stove. How's the possible through the back of it, like the burners, right through the burners, like the holes in the burners, and they so they're like scurrying crust the stove and they go away and they go like through the burners. Okay, so when you just turn the burners on and burn them,

well they I mean they're gone. But then so they you know, they come out when it's like dark and and so like you know, so it was like dark, but you just could like you could see them like scurrying. It was like, oh my god. And then um our house that wanted I lived in in my Grandma County, we had field mice. Like every year we had field mice, okay, and I would be responsible for putting the traps down? Why was that your job? What one? You can't do that?

This man And it's so crazy because he lived in you know, in Baltimore City and they were very familiar with mince and he I guess he was so traumatized, like he just he couldn't have done he So we would literally like I would literally put the trap down and then wake up in the morning and the mouse is on the trap and it's like, who's picking the

mouse up? Me? Me do better? I was like, this is like and and literally it wasn't just one in the house, it was one his younger brother, his younger cousin, their teammates, their best friend. I was literally in the house all the time with like a bunch of dudes, and of these dudes could do this. Know, they're like running, screaming, like literally want like run so that the mouse would be like in the kitchen on the trap, can't go anywhere,

stuck right, it's on the trap. And he would like, you know you like, I can't this, this podcast is over. I can't take anymore this conversation. This is the best total mess, all right. He would walk in the kitchen and see the mouse and it runs and run all the way to the top of the steps. But what is the What I do know from this mouse situation is there aren't there traps that it goes in a thing and you don't see it there. Yeah, there's different ones. So you know it's the one where it like snaps

on it breaks a neck. It's the one that where the sticky one like I would always use sticky ones, um the ones. I can't take this anymore, Oh my god, Okay, have one more mouse story, okay, and then we're moving on. When I was in high school, so we lived so my parents house is like you know, definitely in a field. So a mouse got into my car? What and would like so I noticed it because I saw I had all these napkin little pieces of napkins torn up in my glove. But how does it get in your car?

How do how does the mouse get in your car? Everything? They get through the smallest things, such your car is secured. But they like they would climb through the through the like underneath it and just climb through everything. Let me tell you what this freaking mouse or mice did in my car. So it would go through like the the in like the I don't even know the term of the car, okay, so like the bones of the car. I used that we as we used to have a dog and the dog food would be you know, in

the little bowl in the garage. That's the problem probably, And so the mice would take the dog food, climb in my car and put it at the top like so you know where like the button where like you would pressed for like your light or your sunroof, right right in front of you, like above the mirror. So the mice were taking the dog food, the little pellets of dog food, climbing up, putting it at the top of my car, So like if I hit the top of my car, you just hear dog food shaking? What

it was? So these are smart mice. What was the point of the mice doing that? Maybe because that's where they would like hide their food, and so they were like eating. They were probably like storing their food up there, eating it. Like literally I would hit the top of my car and you could just hear, like you you would hear the dog food rattling. I've never heard of anything like this before. My So, do you get a new car at that point? Like? What? What? What? Does?

How do we get into this? Do I hope you got a new car because this sounds like can't I gotta got some story. Um, I can't remember what we did to solve that problem. But yeah, it literally was Okay, mice are discussed. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna move on. My little story clearly was not anything in comparison to Yeah, why do you have one experience with mice? Well, when I when I first when I first moved up first house, and but that's like when I moved back here, I

had just not a mouse in here. Okay, it's not even Okay, So there the I would have a guy come and like spray the house and all that so that I would not have these troubles. I don't know. I'm surprised you don't have any out here. Okay, So people, we're super excited because we put on our Instagram and we put on all of our socials a question okay, and you all responded to the question, all right, and the question was how to get back at your ex?

What me and y'all were so excited to tell you all little stories about how y'all got back at your X. Crazy people out here, So we're we're we would like to talk about y'all stories because they're actually hilarious. Um. But but Robin, before we talk about it, do you have a story about how you got back at your So not that I'm not a story where I got back in my ex. So clear. You know, most y'all know that I've been with one since we were in

high school. So like, um, I'm talking about him. So when he you know, right out of college, he's feeling himself, he's doing whatever things that would make a woman mad. Yes, and I tried to run him over with my car. Okay, what's he? So he's walking and you're like, he was like get him to day. My car was parked and he was behind my car, and yeah, I tried to like back up, okay, run him over? Wow? So did you hit him? No? I missed him. That one got away.

I was like like singing rid so angry, just run as over run his ass would be. Oh yeah, he'd have been gone and I would have been in jail, yes, yea, and y'all would have never met me, right, Okay, so I'm glad you didn't. All right. So I this was when, let me see, I was like out of college. I was seeing this guy for a while, and you know, I had no business seeing him because he was a hot mess. I knew he was a mess when I met him. But anyway, I was like I liked him

and he liked me. But I went to his house. Okay, so in his bedroom I did not like his sheets, right, So I went out to the store and I bought like new bedding for him, like a comforter pillows. Clearly it was for me, but it was black satin, which you know, it was like a dude color. It was black. Okay, So um, when I bought that, and then like some time had passed and I got I went to his house. He had a picture of me like on his dresser. I get in there and somebody had scratched my face

out on the picture. So I said, excuse me, sir, why does my picture look like this? He was like, oh, well, you know my ex stop by and she saw it, and UM, yeah, that's what she did. Okay, that whole story was problematic. Okay, so you know what I did. I wait until he went to work. He had a

roommate at the time. Wait until he went to work, and then I came back around to the house because I knew he wasn't there, and I, you know, the roommate answered the door and he was like, you know so, so it was like here gall and I was like I know. So I was like, I just need to go to his room. I took all the betting that I had purchased him because she's the pillowcase, the bed spread to everything, because I was being petty Paul and I was gonna take back. I took it back. I

took it back. You were not keeping these nice black scratched my face and my face is scratched out all my beautiful picture the end. Yes, Okay. So we have a couple more that people have sent and and people. I just need you all to be clear. If you send to something, we're gonna say who you are, because these are unless you say don't. Yeah, unless you say don't say your name, then we won't. Okay, I'm gonna read this first one. This one's kind of long, all right.

So this is from Lauren. Okay. So Lauren says, Okay, my ex of five and a half years broke up with me in October. I found out in addition to cheating on me with his therapists, our next door neighbor, and a woman on tender, he left me for a fifty year old woman. Damn. He's thirty four mm married and he met So the woman is married and he met her on Ashley Madison during the height of the quarantine. I didn't even know that was going on during the

height of the quarantine, all right. I found out three weeks ago they are still dating. So I found her on Venmo and Venmo requested her five thousand dollars or being a cheating sea word. Now that's funny to me. That is funny to me. Let me tell you something, Lauren, you're funny. Okay. Now, if you send somebody or request, they ain't gonna send you the money. So I don't even know how you got back at your ex. You sent a request. She is not going to send you

five thousand dollars. Okay, that's not happening. So it's even more funny. And honestly, the fifth year old woman needs to be sending she needs no Laura needs to be sending the fifth year old woman five thousand dollars for taking him off her hands. This is true. This is true, This is true. Okay, do you have one? Oh yeah, let me read one. Okay, that's funny. Oh my god. Okay. So the question we put out guys to you all

that you all responded to us. Tell us what's the worst thing you've done to get back at your Okay, so Taylor said, I climbed up on top of his Porsche with my stilettos, scratched it all up and piste on the windshield. I hope that piss peeled the paint off. That listen, but can you imagine that? So you pull down your pants right squatted like I want like, did anyone see you do this? Where are you doing that? Right? And then and did the p get on YouTube? Okay,

so you're on top. We're just still. We're just to let us you're talented, and then you be that's fun. And then and then how did you white? But did you there was no wiping going on. She didn't need to white. She wiped. She wiped it on the bumper. All right. So I don't know how to pronounce your name? Is qu o? I a quoe? Okay? Anyway, she said, I sent an email to his boss and got him fired. Now, why are you gonna do that? Now? The man gonna

be broke. You're messing with his funds? Okay, don't do that? All right? So this one I really like. Okay, So the question is what did you do to get back at your ex? And this bad bitch saying I succeeded where he often said I would fail. Best revenge ever and also good for me and for my family X and erased goods. Yes, okay, so that was from I want to definitely get for a shout out. That was Carmenia. The Carmenia. You know what that is the best Beyonce said,

ain't that the best revenge? Your paper is your best revenge. So when your ex is like acting like an asshole, just go on and get a job and be successful and then like, have somebody send him a screenshot about how successful you are. Yes, but you can't go on trips and pretend that you have like this banging body and like everybody wants to be with you because we know you're lying. Like that's all photo shops. No right exactly, no, no, no,

right exactly yes. No, your best best revenge is your paper. For sure, he's gonna be seeing when he missed out on Okay, I got one. My name is Tapatha, So I was going out with this guy for three years only to find out he cheated on me with my cousin. What girl, when I tell you my blood was boiling, but I acted as if I didn't know and didn't see all these receipts. Instead, I went on her phone and messaged him saying she tested positive for chlamydia and for him to get checked out to his ass was

so shook. I got to his house and saw him freaking out. Then he told me I needed to get tested and I was like why, And then he was forced to confess it was hilarious. I also maxed out his card by ordering loads of food and clothes for me and my girls. Listen, listen, y'all better not mess with a woman. Okay, because a mad woman for yo. Yo. Oh my gosh, I love it. Okay, those are amazing, y'all keep them coming, um. But I think we should

end on a positive note. Of course we should. Yes, I think we should positive because this actually touched my heart. And this was from Tera. It's from Tera. Okay, Tera, we love you all right, So you know what she said, Giselle. I just wanted you to know that your attitude and how you carry yourself inspired me so that I named my daughter after you. I spell it g I S E L L. She was born in two thousand seventeen. I admire how you always take the high road and

have so much class. Wow, now, thank you. That's very much. That's deep. That's very deep, and I love every second of it. And you know what, this is why we do what we do, not for you to name your children after us, but just to give a little inspiration, right absolutely. And you know I've been sharing my story about like the how the pandemic affected me and how I was, you know, in the bed, didn't want to

get up, not motivated. And I have received so many messages, really many messages from people, whether it's on Twitter or d M or comments that are like, you know, they relate to it, or thank you, or you know they have a significant other that's kind of saying the same thing to them, like you know, what's wrong with you? You need to do this, you need to do that. And so when we you know, when I hear from

people who just feel like we're representing them somehow. You know, all of us on the show offers something different, and you know we're not going to be everyone's cup of tea, but at least it's like, you know, if I can touch people who are in a difficult place and make them feel not alone and feel better about where they are and hopefully maybe give them some motivation to like get out of it, then that's like the biggest blessing

for me. So, yeah, you've done your job, and there's a reason why you're telling your story to try to help somebody. Yeah, I mean it's not and it's not comfortable to tell stories like at all, but you know, it's it pays off when I know that people are being affected by it. I mean, like people said, oh, I sat there and I cried because it just you know, and sometimes when you feel something so deep, it can touch you like that. So I love it, Robin Dixon, I love it. I love it. All right. I think

that's our episode today. Yeah, So just people, remember to live your week either reasonably or shady. Take your pick, all right til next week by guys. Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Affect podcast Network. For more podcasts from our Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows, and you can connect with us on social media at Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Briant, and Reasonably Shady