Pick Your Battles!

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audio sounds a little different. We're in a new location, yes, yes, yes, okay, So to give your background, we have taped all of our episodes in my house and Robin baltan new house and she's like, I'm tired of driving to Yale house, so we have to do it now in her house,

which I am totally fine with. Yes, I mean, we'll like take turns, right, I think you know, at first, when we when we thought about the podcast, we're like, okay, we'll go one week to Jasille's, one week to mind because we're literally probably like forty minutes thirty five to forty minutes, and then who knows what traffic is like. So um yeah, So so up until today, UM, I have been driving to Jasille's house and it's far. Today I was like, you know what I'm not My house

is not furnished at all. You know, it's like we have a long way to go with furnishing the house and a lot of two dudes, and you know, I felt like, oh, it's just too two echo e because I didn't have enough furniture. But but I said, gosh, damn it, I'm gonna make it work. I'll make it happen. And I want to say it's her house is beautiful. So there's that. There's that, all right. So we've got to get to our reasonably shady moments of the week. Okay, you go first. And I do have to admit the

girl had a birthday. Okay, she had little birthday. Um, and I asked some of my friends to meet me in Miami and they showed up and showed out. So I like too, because Robin has told me that I need to stay in several hotels. So I stayed a couple of days in the four seasons. And then I moved over to this Good Time Hotel good so you know, and I was hip to the fact that their rooms are kind of small. So just to f y, the Good Time Hotel is Pharrell's hotel. And you know, Pharrell,

we love you, but we don't like your rooms. Okay, So I upgraded, upgraded, upgraded myself to the biggest room in the whole damn hotel. And it's the smallest room I've ever been in my entire life. Okay, the it's the shadiest room ever, Pharrell. It is the shadiest room, you know what. Okay, So I stayed there as well,

but I don't I stayed there the whole time. I was only there for two nights, and I booked too late, so I wasn't a was to get the largest room, right, So I got the king room, which this could be by shady women too. I had the king room that on the description it literally said four hundred something square feet right, So to me, like y'all all know, I've been in plenty of hotels because I because of basketball

and traveling, Like I've been in hotels. I've been in the best Western I've been in the courtyard Marria and when they say four hundred square feet, they mean four hundred square feet, right, okay, this one you you literally opened the door and the bed like you can touch the bed from the hallway. That was that was not four square feet. So I literally walked to the front desk and I was like, um, I think you gave me the wrong room because the description said four hundred

square feet. She was like, let me see. She's like she typed it in, she typed it, typed all her computer and was like, oh, no, yes, you're in the four hundred square feed room. I said, no, no, I am not no man, Pam, where are these four hundred square feet? Like are you? Are you missing the ceiling and the floor? Like watch out? Okay, So like shady upon shady for rail for you making them rooms that's small. I don't even get it. Like why I get I know what it is. It's because they don't the pool.

The hotel is called the good time hotel, so you're there for a good time, so you are meant to be at the pool, okay, and you know because the pool is supposed to be like popping, it's the hot spot Um, you're supposed to be at the pool. You're supposed to be out. It's like, you're not supposed to spend that much time in this hotel. But if you had a man in that room with you, how are you going to do a cart with you know, and

it took your roll shuffle. You can't do none of that? Okay? No. Can you imagine if you're like on a girl's trip and you were, like, you know, when you're younger in your twenties, like you're okay, let's share a room. Oh my gosh, like, no, no sharing. And actually, because I went to Karen's room, that's how I saw, Um, not Karen, you girl. I went to another girl named Karen's room, just because she wants to show me how small the small rooms are. And it was the most absurd thing

I had ever seen. It's like camp. It's like summer camp. It's like comedge, like college. It's definitely college. I mean, honestly, like I think my rooms in college were bigger. Yes, so shady. Moment of the week is the rooms at the Good Time Motel. Now, outside of the rooms, the hotel is great, Oh yeah, it's tabulous. I mean the pool was awesome. The music kind of but you know, but so my shady moment, yes, is her shady moment too, but I'll just give my shade another shady moment. Um. Really,

it's just like real life. I'm back home and back to real life. We were in Miami, had a good time, and then I had to come back home to real life. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay. So we got some hot topics out here in these streets were it's like going on. It's like going on, all right. So first, first and foremost, we got to start with, um, the Pajama Party also known as the met Gala. Okay, so I was very okay, what was

the What was the theme of this, Matcalen? The theme was something about America and and the lexicon of visionary art or fashion or alexicon of fashion. Now every time, every year they come up with a theme that quite frankly, you don't. I have to look up the words in the dictionary, right, they do too much. Yes, So looking at it, okay, I felt like the only okay, when you think of American fashion, yes, what is that? What

does that mean? So that's like Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, I mean there's only a handful of American established designers, so everyone should have been wearing like polo shirts and stuff like me, so the only one. Okay, So it's like j Loo. I love her. She never and she never has a bad moment. But I'm sorry I did not like that, matt Awam. I that was the one time I looked at the picture and I was like, j Lo was a jame. No, she was, but if we're talking about the theme, she she was in line

with the American theme. Could look she looked more like a like a oh to like a cow girl. But she's j Lo. She never misses like we could always count on her to like killing and I was. When I saw the picture of her, I literally was like, what year is this? And I thought it was like an old picture, rightsointed. I was very confused. I was very confused by her and her little her new book kissing each other with the why would you do that? It's not even romantics? Yes, and Jo, your lipstick underneath

your mask was smushed all over the board. It's not cute. This is not a good look that I cried laughing when I saw that. Okay, So j Loo with the Cowgirl theme. Um, Kim, were we being invisible? Kim's lot was I am invisible? Yes, you cannot see me. You cannot see any piece of skin on my body. But I'm still gonna look good. And what does that have to do with America? It wasn't like ghost, not ghost because it because the ghost is white, right, yeah, ghost

is white. So it was just like spirits from the dead. I don't know, but could we have seen your eyeballs? But where were your eyeballs? Could we have seen your lips? No? Nothing? That was she got see. I was actually thinking she got some work done and she was hiding her face. But she got some work done and she wanted ready to show us her new face. That's what I'm thinking. That's what that that is. You're very smart. But you know, speaking of Kim, her sister Kendall, like she was my favorite.

I thought she was dead stunning. That dress was gorgeous like she it was like simple, she kept it simple, like she wasn't doing too much, but she looked beautiful like she was my favorite. She did. I appreciated Mary J. Blige. Mary J looked amazing. Yes, she looked great. Um Rihanna, I was confused. Yeah, I one, I was excited about that one or her or asap? Oh my god? Was it was? It was? It was said it right, would you come in? And what is that? What blanket? Look?

What srandmother's blanket? Did you steal? Right? I said it looked like fruity pebble, And then I got a whole bunch of people that said it looked like Captain Crunch. Yes, it was. It was more Captain than fruity. I guess I see how like fruit? Like, hey, Captain Crunch. And if y'all don't know these looks that were talking about, look them up there. They were just a hot mass that was crazy? Okay? Who else was? Okay? So no, no, no, no. I feel like I was represented on the red carpet

because alc, you'all know who she is. On the back of her dress it said tax the rich. Yes, years ago, I had on a T shirt that said pay your tax. She stole my look, and nobody got mad at her for that. Nobody got mad at all. And I just wanted people to pay their taxes. And I made a T shirt on my own, and she had a designer make a whole dress that said tax ch Alc. You're welcome. Now wait, wait a minute, what about Russell Westbrook. He

was there, Yeah, he had a skirt on. Oh I missed that he had a skirt on with pleats at the at the Macallan. Yes he was. It was. He was at the Macallerry. He was on the corner in the street. Okay, so it was the same weekend, but he was maybe he was an He wasn't abode, so he just stod on the corner because okay, I did not see him at the Macallut, but I did see a picture of him in a skirt, and I mean he's copying off the Um, the guy from the British band Um. Yeah, he wore a skirt too, So yeah,

this is a trend. And so now I saw a recent picture of him. He has like stars cut into his head or something like died in his head. He's going through something midlife christ I see. Okay, some of them. I think they they're like so rich and they just get bored and they're just like what else can I do? I think it's all copying my man? What's my man? Who? Dennis Robi Dennis Dennis and they copy in Dennis robbing Dennis. Listen,

you let them know you did it first. Okay. I just think they're so bored, and they're just like what else can I do? What I'm telling When I was in the NBA, he had these little skinny ass pants with these I mean, he literally looked like pee wee Herman. He said, why don't used to just like peee Herman? Why because he could, because he could go intro and pay thousands of dollars for some pee wee Herman looking clothes. Because they were bored. All they do just what they

do when they go on the road. They shop, yes, you know what they shop on the day, you know, the day before the game or the day of the game, and they're going about its ridiculous, as expensive as ship. And then they wear and they look like an idiot. But they think. I mean, think about how many of these players you see who come into the you know when they showed like the them walking in the stadium

and they look ridiculous. There there was this NBA player used today and he had like a closet full of very colorful suits and he swore and Danny were bad. He used to be like to sell one should I rock tonight, and I would think to myself, none, like they're all horrible. But I didn't say that. I just was like, oh, whatever you wear, it's gonna be great. And I lied. They get bored and they think they're little. Walking through the stadium is a runway, and they got

so much money they bought a stupid as ship. All right, enough of what people were, Okay, because we've got to move on to some other very important things called versus. Okay, so a couple of there's been a couple of things out there with regards to several people. Number one, everybody has said that Kanye and Drake should have a versus that will wait. Let me tell you you lied. Oh what did she say? When it was like I was never talking about Kanye and look what she did? What

did I say? I said, yes she will, Okay, I said, yes you will. Look at this. I know we're gonna talk about briefly. I lied. Okay, so briefly. Let's people have put it out there and none of them said that they want to participate. But recently Kanye did say he's down for it. Really he wants to battle Drake. He said that he said that, or maybe his people said that because he doesn't really talk, I don't think it's happening. I don't think it's happening either. But do

you think it would be? Do you think that's a good match? First of all, I think it it would be the most watched versus ever. I don't watch them, um so I probably would watch or listen whatever. I don't know what you do like whatever, Um, but I don't think it's going to happen. I just don't. I don't think it is either. But I'm here for it. I'm here for it, here for it. I don't know. But you never know, Like their eagles are so bad, they might just be like, you know what, let's make

this you know what. It's almost like that, remember like a long time ago, jay Z and Nas had that beef and it almost was like really a fake beef. It wasn't even real beef. It was like they made up the beef just for the hype. Like maybe this is maybe it's but let me just say building up to that, Kanye's new stuff should never be played against anyone. So it's got to be like old kind against all of Drake. So Kanye, you're gonna lose right exactly. Can

I tell you. I tried walking around the track one day and I said, okay, let me let me switch up from my certified LoVa Bull and let me put on Donda and let me see. And I was like who, And I was like next, and then it was more. I was like, Okay, I can't do these. I cannot do this three thousand songs like this, So this, this

is what I do appreciate. So did he? Somebody said that did he and Jay Jermaine Dupries should do it versus right, so and like all the hits that they like produced exactly, so that that's actually kind of like a good matchup. But but Sean paffy Comb said that Jermaine dupri your arms are too short to box with God. Did those words come out? That's a quote? That's a quote. Yeah, that is a quote. Your arms are too short to

box with God. Now, I don't I don't know whether he's referring to Jermaine's actual arms or if he's referring to the fact that his stack of music cannot compare. I'm not sure either way. That should not have come out Puffy's mouth. That is some shade maybe and maybe um did he wants to be shady and be a part of reasonably shady because he might get the shady moment of a week. Because that was good. I actually wrote that down. I might use that at the reunion.

You know what I'm saying, too short to box. It's too short now. That was funny. Okay. So last one, not least, was the actual verses that did happen the other day between John Room and we're not talking about it because we're really interested in all this music. However, we're talking about it because Fat Joe he decided to get up on that microphone and he said, as music was playing, okay, we got it. We got to reenact

because the music is playing. And Ja Rue was like mad because remy Ma had come out and killed it, and he was like and then so he made a comment and if Fat Joe was like, man, you got them dusty bitches in the back, and he was referring to a little mo and Vita via yes, and then he said, you found him in the crack house. You found him dusty bitches in the crack crack and they need they need to check. That's why my he said, my bitches is rich they don't need this, like he went.

He went full throttle, like he went and explained dusty bitches, right, exactly right, you're a dusty bitch because you're in the crack house and you need money. Like okay, now, I never I always appreciate a good shape moment. But he went to phar no, no, no, that was ridiculous. First of all, that's embarrassing, like that's that, like why why? And then he's like literally literally humiliating them because they

were there. Like I was thinking when I heard about it, I was thinking like, Okay, they weren't there, and then I saw like, oh no, they were actually really there. Yes, yes, and then so all of it. So now he's apologizing and I'm sorry, Like that apology would never fly with me, Like okay, you know this, this little fake apology, you can keep it and keep him more he can apologize, would bends like just just send him some right, send him like a diamond bracelet or something. But you know

that was that's horrible that it's not cool. It wasn't necessary. You just wasn't necessary. And especially you know like little Mo, I know she had struggles with like oh I think it's like opioid addiction. So it's like and very recently, and it's like, wow, like you're literally kicking a woman when she's when she was, you know not I mean hopefully she's not still down, but like that is like that, I don't know. That just was horrible. It was very

bad and bad. Joe, You're wrong for that. But I do want to admit I don't I don't know what a vida is. I've never heard of a vida she was either. So I was like, well, it's there's not think to this, but I'm just so who was a vida? Just explained to me what vida is? Yeah, I didn't know who she was either. Okay, do we know now? We still don't know? That's fine, I still I don't know.

Maybe she was like a background singer or something. But I mean, like, clearly we know who little Mo is and she was on a ton of hits for job rules so or with job rules or whatever. And that's how homegirl, Like, you're not gonna talk about Mo now, Vita, we can't vouch with you because we don't know who you are and you're not a dusty bitch but you but it's just leaving it. So can you imagine, like, imagine if somebody says that and you're like in the building,

like how do you even like? What? Yes? All right, so we do. Before we get too far into this episode, we do have to give so much love to Charlemagne vot Goal because he's now going to be late night, so he's definitely ruling the morning hours with the Breakfast Club. So he's now going to be on Comedy Central late night. And the show is called the show was called I know what it's called. The show was called um, the God's Honest Truth, Okay. And the reason why I remembered it,

I didn't even have to look it up, y'all. It's because I love that that net that title, The God's on his Truth. That's amazing. So it's gonna be a comedic take on like what's happening in the world, I think yes. So is it okay? So is it like a late night show with guests or is it just him? I don't like when we say comedic. To be honest, I don't put Charlemagne in comedy together. He's a little funny, you think so, or maybe there'll be funny people coming

to the show. I don't know either way, or I think his view might be a funny view of what's happening that's serious, right. Either way, I'm here for it. I want to see it. I mean, you know, I love I love late night TV. I don't know so I think you're gonna have the tv R that I'm gonna be sleeping, but I'm gonna watch it during the day, um, from like eleven to two when the children are at school. Now, I am in love and I know we are very happy getting back to our brival world that The Real

Housewives of Salt Like City is back on. I'm gonna be honest, I did not see the first couple of episodes, but I want to binge it. But I'm so super excited about the season. These ladies are crazy. They for it to be their second season. They know what they're doing. Yes,

they're They're a great cast. And it's so funny because it's kind of like you look at Erica Jane on Beverly Hills and well, I'm sorry Erica Girardi and Beverly Hills and how she's handling her public you know, issues, legal issues versus Jen Show on Salt Lake City and how she appears to be handling her legal issues. And it's like so interesting because it seems like totally two

totally different reactions to it. And Jen shot from what we know from reading the blogs and you know, just reports like she's literally facing federal jail time huge, where Eric is not facing any jail time. So like, but Jen from what it looks like, you know, from what you can see on the show and the trailer, and it's like she's like addressing it full on. She's screaming at people, and you know she is the same gen

show jail. I don't know, like she's like really talking about it, where I feel like Erica is very guarded, guarded and filtered and very careful about what she says, very deliberate, um so, and and you know, it's so funny to see how everyone has a different take on Erica and is she lying, is she telling the truth? You know, every episode I watched, I'm like, I have a different view from the last time I watched an episode, really, you know what I mean, Like if it flip flops

every time, I don't know where I am now. I just okay, my take is she's human. Number one, Yes, number two. I think she was so used to like, I think this is like the most the hardest thing that she's ever had to face, and it's probably very humiliating, very embarrassing, and she has to face this while filming and having to talk about it and having to talk

about it over and over and over again. And I think when it's something that's like that serious, that's stressful, that bad, like you don't want to talk about it hell now. So I just think we're getting like the best that she can do in this situation. And she kind of she's, you know, I think in most of yours as she's not handling it the best way but

at all. But I think you gotta put yourself in her shoe and not really I don't know, like just not really be as harsh on her because I could not imagine being in her position and having to film a reality show and talk about that mess. LOLd time Lord, Welcome to our lives, um and speaking of our lives, we're very excited to announce coming up very soon because you guys have asked us over and over again do

we have reasonably shady merch? And we do. It's okay, So it's you can't buy it today, but you're gonna be able to buy it in about five more minutes. Yes, be stay tuned. We've got some We're starting slow. We want to see the response. Um, we're not you know, we're not gonna have a whole bunch. It's going to be limited quantities, so make sure you're paying attention. We're gonna have some very cute, very warm hoodies, black hoodies ready for you very soon. Yes. And it's it's about

to get cold, so a hoodie is what you need. Yes, I love a hoodie. And when it's not cold, like you know, when you're in the house with the a c like, I love a hoodie. Yes. Okay, So we it's time to get to like what this episode is about. Okay. So we realized that in relationships it's all kinds of crazy and a lot of times you're fighting about nonsense. Okay.

And you know, I've been in several relationships. I remember one in particular, this guy Okay, fine, he was a preacher, Okay, fine, it was Jamal and he you know, with him preaching, he his clothes would sweat, and so he would just like take his clothes off and just like throw it in the corner here, like this bag of like stinky clothes, and then like after some time it would get like festering, permeating through the home of like stinkiness, and he what

he would want to do is he would want to control, making sure that he didn't wear clothes over and over again, because he was like trying to control his wardrobe. But I didn't want to clean him. So he was waiting to take them to the cleaners until for like three weeks. So I'm like, negro, Can I say, Negro, sure, okay, nigger, you have a stack of stinky ass clothes in this corner right here, and look, I know, because he felt like if the clothes were cleaned and back into the house,

he might repeat. He didn't want to repeat too quickly, so this was his way of not repeating. I don't give a ship it stinks. It was. It was bad because it was just like sweaty Okay, yeah, okay, I mean I can I can picture that because remember talked about one bringing home his player's clothes. Yes, yes, it was horrible. So I would like sneak and take the clothes to the cleaners, and he would get so mad as an argument everything. It was really bad. It was

really bad. Okay. That and he hates Mexican food. Okay, we've talked about that before, yes, and and okay, and then one more what was one more that we were Oh okay, so we would have several cars, okay. So he had an aversion to like going to the gas station. Okay, so he would like drive one car until there was like no gas. Oh my god. Instead of going to the gas station, he would just getting to the other car. So I would be laughing with some non gas car gas do eat? Oh my god, negro can negro? All

the cars have no gas in it. We don't eat because you refused to go to the gas stage. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. This is why we're divorced. Yes, this is why that was dropping me crazy. That would drive me crazy. That would drive me crazy. So you have to go pump the gas all the time. Yeah, okay,

So that that was an issue. Okay. And and by the way, this uh, this episode is called stop Fighting, Stop Fighting because we put it out there for you guys to let us know, like with the silly nonsense that y'all fight over, and y'all came back with it. But do you have any you want to you want to talk, you want to tell the world. So I I feel like we should have named this episode pick your Battles. Okay, yes, we're changing the name right now.

It's now called pick your goddamn Battles. Pick your battles people, because I feel like when you're in relationships and you're with someone for a long time, you have to choose to pick your battles. You know, like certain things, it's like, okay, this is not going to change, let me just do it. So it's like, um, well, okay a few things. One likes to take cash out of my wallet because he doesn't want to go to the A T M. And I'm like, okay, I didn't think you're gonna say that

that it's funny to me. So he's like a little kid stealing your money. Okay. He's literally taking cash for a while. And then when I go to my wallet and I'm like I'm missing cash, and he's like you blaming me, Yes, I'm blaming you. You took the cash out of my wallet. Because he plays the video game. He goes and plays video games with his buddy and they bet and they have to, and so he doesn't want to stop and go to the A t M. I'm like, well, I choose to go to the A

t M so that I can have cash in my wallet. No, go go you stopped at the A t M and get cash. It's like, it's late. I don't want to be rapped. I'm like, I don't. You're a man. I don't care. It's your fault. I mean, yes, we have that. Yes, that's that's huge, as annoying as hell. I mean, girl, I could I could go on and on and on um, but I just choose to pick my battles like that battles. Okay, So you guys came back with some all kinds of

some stuff. Okay, so a lot of you said that you all fight over parenting styles, and that's actually a huge thing. Yeah, that's not a small issue. So yeah, you gotta work. And it's hard because even why don't I have that issue because I'm like, I'm like the cool, fun parent, but I'm still like my kids know, like don't play with me. But one is like the stick in the mud parents, right ah, And so like he might say something to the kids and in front of the kids, I'd be like why, like why are you

saying that right? And then he'll get so mad at me for going against him in front of the kids, do you know what I mean? So I feel like maybe a lot of the issues that, you know, the differences in parenting styles, like just try to handle them behind closed doors, because when you do it in front of the kids, it just, you know, it makes the other parents defensive. And then the kids are sitting there watching their parents arguing and it's like that's not good.

So so yeah, so parenting style is definitely that that's I feel like that's something you gotta talk about before you start having these kids. My my parents, you know, Jamana co parent very well because my parents and he just cos he just comes a lot of y'all said that y'all are fighting about where to eat. Okay, so this is double trouble. Okay, So y'are hungry and y'all can't decide what to eat. My god, you know. But so for me, I get frustrated when I'm like, Okay,

what do you want to eat for dinner? And it's like oh no, And I'm like, oh my gosh, Like I get so sick of feeding people. So you're lucky you don't have to do with feeding another grown man. But like I'm like, damn it, help me here, Like, at least tell me what you want to eat, right, and then when we fix, when we figure out something to eat, then you're gonna complain, like you know what I mean, Like what do you yes? Or you could have hooked it right? How about you ask me what

I want to eat that I'm with you on that. Hey, you gotta pick and choose your battles. Now, this person, Keenan Dash, I mean Keenan Dot, Elijah said, the constant discussion of their AX. Now, I just want to tell you a little something something. If she constantly talking about the X, she's having sex with the X gang or she's trying to have sex with the X, she should not be talking about the X. So that's actually not something silly to silly. That's not a silly thing that

you're fighting over. That's a real thing. You got issues, bro. I would say, um, yeah, that's not good. We don't want that now, Okay. So, uh, sind Pie, please send pay please. That's the name of the person, Send pay please. Okay, says his ass hanging out with the wrong people. Now. I don't know how old he is, but let me tell you something. I used to deal with that with one and I would tell him, show me your friends, and I'll show you your future. Not robbing with the

Grandma quote. That's the quote from like the Mabel like quote. But it's so true. But and he honestly, you know, this is when he was when he was younger. And it takes a little bit of maturing and growing up for men to be like, you know what you were, right. So I feel like sometimes like just try to, you know, you want to still kind of let them know, like, Okay, you need to be careful, you don't want to you know,

fall dude, fall into bad things, blah blah blah. But just hope that he'll mature and grow out of that, because right. Okay, So Cassie Devon, Cassie Devon, let me shake something your girl left my own heart because you said he's snoring. Okay, so let me tell you something about Gazelle. Gazelle likes to sleep. It's very important to me.

So when you are bothering my sleep, I have a problem. Okay, So that sherman used to snore, really loud, like loud loud to point where I would like wake him up, because I heard that if you wake them up and then like put them on aside, then they'll kind of stop. I don't know if that's true, but I would wake his ass up all the time and he'd be like, what what, what's the problem. The problem is I can't sleep because your ass's snoring so loud. So one day

I recorded it. I recorded how loud he was, so then like the next day, I was like, let me tell you why I can't sleep. He was like, what's the problem? And I pleased. I pressed play and I made him listen to it, and it sounded like a train was cominant. It was horrible. He's like, just that you lying, Stop lying. This ain't me, Yes it is, You're ridiculous. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you know it's so funny lately one who's been snoring loud and I'll just

like push him really hard. But he doesn't remember that that happens like in the Can I tell you a funny story about me? One told me that I would sink in my sleep? What what are you singing? What was I singing? No? I think it might have been like Whitney Houston or something like. He literally was like he couldn't pull his phone out fast enough to like record me, but he was like robbing. It was the funniest thing. Like I was literally singing and like holding

a note. What let us find out? You need to record you, but you gotta go to sleep first. So you know, there's apps that like kim will record you throughout the night, right, so it's like, you know, I can like tell you like I don't know whatever is going on. I used it one time and I was like it was just so creepy to me. It was like scary, So I didn't like. I used it one time and I was like, I don't think I want to know like what I'm saying at night or like

you know, so, yeah, that's creepy. But maybe you'll catch myself singing one time if I do. Yes, let's see, So this one's funny. Watching too much Real Housewives of Potomac. Yeah who said that? Who said that? Um? Nas Kate Bailey, nas Ka Bailey? We like you, Naskay Bailey. And yes, if you have to fight with your boot over watching our hop, go ahead on and just take that fight that's a fight you're gonna have to take. I know you might have to like hide and watch it though,

you know, yes, because I'll be honest. So in my house, I'm outnumbered. And when the show is on, you know, we're supposed to be you know, watching it or tweeting or whatever. Usually there's like a football game or a basketball game or something else on in my house during that time, because you gotta go somewhere else. Yeah, I might have to go like hide. But if I try to hide, they come find me. That's the crazy part. It's like I try to go hide for my privacy

and then they come find me. What you're doing. It's Sunday at eight o'clock, you know what I'm doing? Okay, So Sadie Bird five one said then wanting to be friends with an X it's a note for me, Okay. Everything that y'all send us us EX related. Yeah, that's that's a red flag. Well, that's a red flag that should be in that relationship, right, because something's going on that's a little creepy. Yeah, they're an EX for a reason.

They should be an X for a reason, and you should should you should be done with them, Like no, I wouldn't be comfortable with that. No, I don't want that. Um, I'm gonna assume that this is Florida girl in the Cleveland Okay, his teenage kids not picking up after themselves. Yes, that would drive me crazy that I would go like insane. It's like the stinky clothes. Yeah, it's like the stinky clothes.

But I could imagine like if they're his, if there's someone else's kids and they're not your kids, it's even worse. Like I hate to say it, but I can imagine just being so annoyed that and then and then it becomes a fight, and then it's like, oh, you're just mad. Stop streating my kids like that. And Okay, this is potential you stylists, okay. Also known as wand Dixon. This is Wan Dixon's handle because it says timing. She is always late, very annoying. Okay, fine, it's not why. It's

not why I talk about Rob. Sometimes I'm late because of him most of the time because he's making me late. Oh, because he's playing damn video game. Like if we have somewhere to be together, he's playing a damn video game and can't and won't get dressed, you know soon enough. Yes, he makes me late, so we're it's like we don't we don't help each other in that area, right, But but I can't say that being if one person is like always late in a relationship, that's like a deal

breaker for you. Well no, not for me, but I feel like about in our friendship. Well, we're not sleeping together, so it's okay, but if you're late getting to the bedroom for me to sleep with you, it's a problem. It's a problem. It's rob you sleep, you sleep. Um Sawyer, the hair Slayer says he hates that I have so many clothes and continue to buy more. He will learn. Look, he's that that he's just had to pick his battles and that's not one of them. Because so you're the

hair slayer is going to continue to buy clothes. It's so funny. The other day, I know I'm not the only one, like I have to like hide my packages, do you so you you still do that? I still do that. The other day he called me and he was like, you bought a Versachi bathing suit. I mean actually she did, and she wore in Miami. It was very nice. I was like, he's like I bathe the suit, and you get on me about not spending money, and I'm like, okay, said, but I worked hard in these

streets like Versaci. Oh my god, I have to hide my stuff. I was like, damn it. I didn't know. And it's funny because I had left my stuff on the bed. Huh. And I didn't know he was coming home. If I knew he was coming home, it would have that ship would have been packed up. Son, So did you did he open the box or was it already opened? It was so the box was like open, like let like he had to kind of like lift stuff up in the box to see what was it. Yes, but

the box was already like opened. Okay, okay, okay. So it wasn't being that nosy, but he was still, yeah, you might have to hide. He was hating. Okay. So somebody said, hold on, I'm trying to figure out who you are. You are, Felicia. I feel like I know this person, She said his mother. Okay, so when you pick it and choosing your battles, miss Felicia, you just let you gotta let it go. His mother ain't going nowhere. Nowhere,

she's going. She's actually going to move in next week, Okay, and you don't you don't want that constant fight, like and it's like you don't want horrible thanksgivings, horrible Christmas. Is you gotta let it go. It is what it is. Let go and guess what, You're probably not gonna win that one. Yeah, you know, because who looks like the asshole you? Yes, unfortunately, I'm sure his mother is horrible. She's like they were so annoying, like in your business,

trying to tell you what to do. Let it go, let it go, and like, don't try to like if y'all have kids, and like you don't really want your kids with her because you're mad at her. Yeah, don't do that either. Okay, fine, maybe I did that, Okay, whatever, I lost that. What's that if you have kids, if y'all, if the two if you and your man have kids and you hate his mother and she's trying to spend some time with her and the mama trying to spend time with grandkids, but you hate her. Yeah, don't you

gotta let it go? You just gotta just woo sah and drink like several shots and just let it go. Yeah. I think you're speaking from I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but a lot of people said, like cleaning chores guys, like y'all, y'all just need to hire a maid. What are y'all doing, Like, y'all get got to get somebody else to clean these dude, like the menial things that you'll fight over. No, that's true. And honestly, it's like the amount of money you spent on cleaning people,

it's like it's so worth it. It is so word that I remember when I was broke, okay, like when we just you know, I had to scale everything back. That was one thing that was like the last thing I let go, the cleaning people. I was like, you can have my Louis Vuitton, you can have my BMWC series, you can chake that Maserati. But listen, if my clean lady has been with me since before I got married, right, and I have said, like com and go, boyfriend's come and go, but my cleaning lady will be with me.

And my cleaning people have been with us. They were they were there with us before we got before we got married, and then they saw us get divorced. And then I remember, Enrique want was we were divorced or going through something and they were cleaning and wanted something like Enrique had to come in to me like, is everything okay? You're okay? I'm like, oh, you're like every k as we're going through every k and I can only imagine the amount of ship that the cleaning people see. Yes,

you know, my lady's gaming me forever. She was way more. But now, mind you. We don't speak. Okay, that's that's wrong. That's true. You don't converse. We don't have like conversations about like how the kids, none of that. She just you know, handles her business. And it was so funny. A hundred years ago she came to me and she was like, she said, I went to tell you. I'm so excited. I said what She was like, I got to my visa. I said what God, damn, I didn't know.

You didn't no clue. So I was like, okay, thank guy, we are legal. You don't have to worry about Yes, I see, I like what it is. That's what she is legal now. I didn't know she wasn't. Sometimes it's good we you don't know things. But I love her and she ain't letting her go, all right, how about this one having sex? He's eight years older than me, and he's always tired. It's so annoying. He's eight years older, he's always tired, so they gotta do it like in

the morning when he wakes up. Or what do you mean like sleepy tired or you mean like out of breath tired. He's probably both. He's probably both just eight years older. I mean, I think sleepy tired. But then okay, so but this is the this is in the reverse. So I was dating this guy who was like ten years younger than me. Oh my gosh, listen, I didn't have enough stand about stand I didn't I didn't take my wheaties. I was like, dude, like, okay, first of all,

a good twenty eight minutes is good for me. But he like it would be like our I'm like, you know, that's no. I will never forget. I'm the worst, absolute worst. There was one dude and this was not the young kid, and I shouldn't be sharing this, but I'm gonna sare this because we're getting towards the end of this, uh this episode. So there was this one dude and he was like, I'm very fit okay, And it was going on way too long, right, and I just was like, oh my god, I cannot Somehow we ended up on

the floor, right. Guess what. I left his ass there? I got up in the middle of the whole thing and I literally put my clothes on the left. I was like, dude, I gotta go. Oh my god. I was like what I was like, I'm out? Oh my god. I was like, and then did you continue? Like did you see him again? After that? I've not done that with him again? And that was probably why the pandemic. But I just was like, I can't do this. I'm not fit for this. But guess what I wanted to

go find. We were in a hotel. I wanted to go find another girl in the lobby and send her up because he was clearly not done. And I was, okay, now are they like, you know, climaxing and then they just want to go again? Or they just like so the young dude would he would guess it would be like ten is in a row and I'm like, dude, who's got time for this? Because I'm done. I want to go to sleep. I got three years. This was

a mess. But the other one no he was just ready to go, and I was like wow, And I didn't even feel bad that I left his ass on the floor for a hard one on those floors. I don't know how he ended up on the floor. This is terrible anyway, guys, that is our show today. As UM. We have picked and choosed our battles, picked and chosen our battles. Um, we do appreciate the fact that you continue to listen to us every Monday. Reasonably Shady is

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