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I mean, you guys have like blown us up on our social media feeds saying that you love the podcast, you look forward to it every Monday. So thank you, thank you absolutely. And the one thing that makes me so happy to hear, which was the goal of our podcast, with that people really felt like there are friends that they're in the room with us and we're just chit chatting girl talk. Um, So thank you. I'm so happy that that has come a cross for you all, and we hope we can keep it up. We're gonna keep

it up. Oh yeah, for sure, we're going to keep it up. Yes, but yes, keep your love coming and we will we will return it, yes indeed. Okay, So I'm so excited about this episode. First of all, we're gonna get to a part of this episode called have You Ever Done Done Dune. We're gonna get there, but in true reasonably shady fashion, we first need to discuss our recently shady moment of the week. Okay, I can't go first, what you got? Okay, let's see, let's see.

Let me tell y'all, I just went on vacation and this has been bothering me because I'm back home. Okay, y'all know that I'm single. I'm out here and I do mingle. Okay, Okay, but you know there's a bunch of single girls and I went on vacation with like some merry couples, and I'm gonna need for single girls to leave married men alone. What happened? I mean, I'm just I can't put anybody out there, but I'm just saying I was tired of people telling me that it

doesn't count if we're on international waters. Yes it counts. Okay, cheating is cheating. I'm giving ship where you are, Okay. The married man said that, Okay, no, these would be single girls and they're making other single girls like me look bad. Yeah, So single girls, stop being shady, clean up your act, leave these married men alone. We're gonna get to married men later on another podcast. But like married men just need to be left alone by single girls.

I agree. I agree. And and just because the man looking at you, that doesn't mean he want you. Like men love I candy. Yes, they love to look. And I don't mind. Yes, and I have. If I have a thong on and half of my booty is all sticking out, he gone, look. But that does not mean that we should be um doing kopski scoop sky, or we should go into the bathroom and do them the tango. Nothing.

You should be doing nothing nothing. So okay. So so you're saying you were this trip and some single girl was hitting on the married man on the trip on the trip, and that's all I'm gonna say. And what I'm going to say is that was a very shady moment. I do not subscribe to said behavior, and I don't like it. So single girls cut it out. Yeah, I mean, there's plenty of single men out here, yes, yes, yes, and married man you'll need to act better. But that's

a whole another thing. That's a whole another topic. That's a whole another episode. Okay, that is my reasonably be shady moment of the week. But outside of that, the trip is fabulous. Oh I'm sure it was. I was. I was looking at your pictures and your stories all jealous and stuff because I'm at home. But yes, I

mean and to give these ladies a pass. It was the first time that most people have been out of the country since the pandemic, so we have been pent up for a year, right, But it does not give anybody the excuse to try to like hit on married men. And everything counts whether you're in the United States or eastanbul a, god damn it, in the backyard, it all counts. Yeah.

I don't know who came up with that rule, a single girl as a whole holes cut it out, or a married man doing something he's not supposed to be. All right, what's you got. What's your reasonably shady moment of the week. Okay, so my shady moment, it's it happened a little while ago. When I'm still mad at it. Um goes to the damn deer that hit my car

on So who was shady the deer? The deer, Yes, that thing it walked out in the middle of the highway while we were driving eighty five it at one in the morning, and it literally hit our car and caused our whole car, the whole front of our car, to just be all beat up. I had this big old bruise on my thigh. And thank god Walma was

driving because he knew. You know, this is just a tip for anyone if you didn't know, when you see a deer, hit that bitch, right, okay, you know what I'm saying, like, don't break, don't swerve, just go, just keep on. Got that bit like hold onto the steering wheel really tight and hit it and hit that Why

is that a tip? I don't think that's a tip because some people, or if you're driving really fast and you see something come in front of you, some people's reaction might be to, you know, try to avoid it and swerve. If you're going on the highway, you're flipping over and you're swerving flipping over. So the deer chose to walk into the middle of the highway, and we chose to hit that bitch, okay, And so the dead deer is shady. The dead deer okay, because is for cars,

not for deers. I get that to you. Yeah, and then we had oh my gosh, then you gotta pull off to the side of the road and get it, toad. And literally we were driving to Philadelphia. We were still in Maryland. We had to catch a Uber. And this is a whole another That Uber driver shady as hell too, because it's stunk. That cars stunk. That let's talk about that. Uber drivers, get your cars clean, dammit, smell your feet.

I don't want to smell your feet. I have never been in a funk of your Uber than this one. But it's like at one thirty night. First of all, I took like twenty minutes to find the Uber driver to drive us to Philadelphia. Then it stunk. He was blasting the music. He was like, did you give him a bad review? Give him a bad review? No, I gave him a tip. I'm just I'm so nice. I did not give him a bad review, and I gave

him a tip. If I get into the Uber and it smells like tacos and bad feet, it's a problem. Everything no hot, it was everything, no hats. Oh my gosh. Okay, So that that was that was intense. Yeah, okay, it was kind of we were like a little shaken up too, because it is one of those woodips, like what if we reacted and swerved, like it would be a different stories. True if you to the deer, yes, and hit the

bitch is the tip? Yes, just hit the bitch. I'm sorry, I don't Peter the animal people are going to come after me and me too, Okay, all right, well robbing, Okay, There's been so much that has been happening in this world that we need to discuss. And when I say this world, I mean in Atlanta, Georgia and Porsche Williams. Okay, this's been so much happening. I feel like I'm in the middle of like days of our lives are young and ar restless. It's a whole lot of soap, proper nonsense.

So I would like to talk about some like current things that have been happened in this world. And you know, it's hard. It's like certain things like we just have to talk about. And I know, you know, the the whole story about Porsche and Simon and Fallon has been out for a little while and we didn't really touch on it. But I got really, really, really really excited

when I saw the trailer for Fallon's interviews. Okay, I was like, yes, because I was convinced that she had a gag order or that she had um non disclosure agreement, she was paid to not talk because there was so much time, so much time had passed, and all you heard was Porscha and Simon, you know, talking about their relationship,

and you never heard I'm sorry. If I was failing, and I'm the wife that you know is going through a divorce, it's not divorced yet, and I'm watching my husband on Instagram with his fiancee, then you got something to say. If you're failing, you've got something. Oh yeah, I'm dropping subliminals. I'm going on. I'm just I'm mad. I'm mad as hell, and I'm and I'm spreading the business and I'm talking and I'm telling the truth. Okay,

So but a couple of go ahead. So because she hadn't said anything, I was like, oh, he must have paid her to be quiet, right, That's what I thought too. Okay, disclaimer, First of all, I love Porsche. Y'all know that, So you know I'm just gonna say that. Okay, now let's talk about failing. But can we talk about Okay. See, this is the hard part about being like who we

are and on the platform that we are. It's like, yes, I know you know portion or you like her and all that, but like, can we just like take away the names, Like let's just say like person A person be person C right, Like now, now, can you tell me how you feel about person A person be? Okay, Okay, like your friends, I'm saying, okay, let me let me skip the Porsche to sign and portion of this okay, Because Falon is doing an interview with an interview person

who we've never seen or heard of before. Okay, right, don't it's very random. I've never seen this person before, but it's okay. Hopefully they can ask straight questions. Okay. Now I have decided that the little information that I do know, it seems as if Falon was cheating, correct, I don't know. I mean that's what the person be. Who is the messy man that like, why are you always talking on Instagram like this? I'm these men that are like telling all the business on Instagram. That's a

little foreign to me. So according to him, him, yes you know she was doing something, but like, okay, but we we we know who this person is that supposedly she was cheating with. We've seen he's been Hopefully we can What is his name? Do we know his name? Carl over here in the corner the Instagram page j less something. Let's say his name is supposed they went on a trip together. Okay, they went on a trip.

It's all types of funky business. It is. They all three went on a trip at some point when they were married, when Allen was married to Simon. But now all of a sudden, you're having sex with this dude. But do you know that this is true. I don't know it's true. But if it is true, this man has a very large penis. I'm convinced because the one she cheated with, the one she cheated with because she I'm sorry, he was cute. I don't know if he

has a large penis. I am convinced he has one because you cheated on your husband, on your private plane, on your Rose Royce, and on your Bentley. You cheated on all of that for this penis. But money doesn't happiness, we all know that, right, but it makes you feel better. But in the clip, Foulon was like, I love hard, which made me feel like on that hard opinion she was jumping on. I'm convinced that little bull on the

side got a big one. I'm convinced. Okay, okay, fine, these are two separate stories, right we got we got the supposed wife cheating, and then we got the husband getting with the wife's supposed friend. Like, this is just too much. It's a lot. It's a lot of young in the wrestlers and days of our lives. I'm just gonna say that, Fallon. Um, I hope it all works out for you and Porsche. I wanted to work out for you as well. I want to work out for everybody,

of course. I mean we want happiness and world peace, Like who doesn't want that? But but Fallon, I feel like you left Simon for a broke man with a big dick. That's how I feel. We need to see if this is true. I didn't see if it's true. I'm just saying it does that. But but still even I just feel like that does not make what's going on with Simon and Porscha. Okay either, no, it does not.

It does not. Like so we're saying like Simon is with for revenge revenge against Fallon, like is that what's happening? But see, Okay, so the interview is dropping today, so we haven't heard Falon's interview yet. Now we have not heard that, so we don't know what she's saying. I'm just saying I am so excited that we're going to hear something I don't her out. Yes, listen, I'm excited and I'm here for it and I want to listen and we will we will discuss how we feel about

it after we hear it. Yes, Okay, I'm looking forward to and I'm kind of mad at I'm not the interviewer because you would have a better questions. I already know I'm gonna have questions. Give me two questions, Give me two questions you would ask. Okay, So, so the first question is going to be like, so did you cheat on Simon? And she's going to be like Simon, I love Simon. You're not answering the question, which is like you know what I'm saying, Like you know what

I'm saying. Some people just let them get off when they like dance around the question. Now, I have a feeling that this interviewer, who we've never heard of before, is going to ask the hard question everything, Yes, because

he's got his neck on the line. But but then you have to ask, Okay, we if we don't if we don't know, if we've never heard of the guy or the platform, you know, maybe there's some sort of like Okay, Fallon is telling him what he can ask, and you know how far he can go and how much she's going to say, like you know what I'm saying, like she probably is controlling this a little bit. I'm I'm here for it though, I'm here for I'm here

for the young under wrestled me too far. I'm just glad to know she did not have she wasn't paid off to not talk. All right, We've got to move on. We gotta move on because you know, yes, we've discussed Borsha kind of. But there's another housewife who has been in the mainstream media. And when I say mainstream, not Bravo, Erica Jane. Yes. Oh, I can't wait to watch this unfold too. Robert is today being very shady. Okay, so I did not know until it was announced that there

is So this is what I don't understand. Robin. Is ABC doing their investigative reporting or has Erica gone to them and said, hey, I want to tell the truth and the whole truth and nothing but it so they you know, she's also participating in this interview. What's happening here? Okay? So when I saw this trailer on ABC, it was like coming up soon, the story about the rich housewife and the rich husband and blah blah blah. And it's like all these people that are all the people who

are talking, they're they're not Erica or her husband. Okay, so this is this is ABC's investigation, yes, okay, because it is entitled The Housewife and the Hustler, right right. So I am under the impression that when this um, when this interview was announced, or this segment or this story that that ABC is doing was announced, it probably was a shock to Erica. You know, yes, so, but I'm so excited to watch this because like, stories like

this are so intriguing to me. Why, well, you have someone who, first of all, I can kind of relate on like a very small level, but you have, you know, someone who was uber rich and now we're like, not only are we gonna see it play out on camera like the downfall, but it's just like just seeing like how this stuff happens, you know, because you always think like, oh, people live this like wonderful, this wonderful life, um above

board life. Oh you know, he's a successful lawyer and they've just been so rich, and he's eighty something years like you, first of all, would you ever imagine the eighty something year old doing like committing a crime. So, so the allegation is that time Girardi, just so that I'm clear, was obviously he's a lawyer. He does big cases. He's winning cases, and he's taking all the money and not giving it to the people that he won the

case for exactly. So he's winning these huge class action lawsuits and say the so, so what I think, what I think is he got caught up in the pandemic, and the pandemic he had he had been running this Ponzi scheme for a long time, and it caught up to him because of the pandemic. Because when the courts shut down and they were like no more cases to be had for like a long time, there was no more money for him to give to the people who

were owed money. So let's just say, for example, he wins a hundred million dollar case for the defendants of a plane crash. Right, so apparently they're like plane crash victims, you know, fire victims, stuff like that. So he won, wins this hundred million dollars. The company pays the hundred million dollars to Tom's firm, but Tom does not give the hundred million dollars to the victims. Okay, So I'm

feeling strongly Erica had no idea this was happening. Oh, I firmly believe that, right, I firmly believe that just because And we'll have to see what ABC has come up with. But um, you know, I had a friend that was running a Ponzi scheme. He sold money from me and a whole bunch of our friends, and not until he committed suicide did we realize what was going on. And I and it wasn't just me, it was every people that he interacted with every day. We were like

completely shocked. And even though it was on a much smaller scale, it was just sometimes you just you look at someone You're like, no, they would You wouldn't even think that they were capable of doing something like that. So I really think if Erica was with him for forever, however long, why how would she know what he was doing this, Like, what would have made her think that something was wrong. Nothing. I think clearly she did not know and she was probably blindsided, like like we were. Um,

I can't say that right now. The Housewives of Beverly Hills is airing. I believe she talks about it as much as she possibly can, but not really sure what she says. Um, but I think everything goes down while they're filming, like everything hits the fan. That's a plot twist while they're filming, because right now, what we're seeing, they're still married. Right, there's no divorce filing or anything like that. Oh I thought she filed on the air. No, No,

I'm saying what we're seeing. Oh oh right, right, right, right, so on the show currently correct all it's good in the hood. It's good in the hood, and I think we're going to see it blow up and it's so crazy. It's like, I'm just a viewer, y'all. I'm not don't even like I'm just a fewer And I can't say disclaiming. I love Erica. I think she's like a bad bit like she is. She is quintessentially, like somebody you might aspire to be like she's amazing. Yeah she is. She

is super bad. And I was so happy because when we met her, well when I met her, you had already met her. But when we were in l A for Andy's baby shower, and it was the first time I met her, she was like the nicest housewife out of everyone, the richest right well at that time, okay, sorry but no, but the fact, like she was just so warm, hospitable. Remember after the baby shower, she was like, you know, oh, come with us, We're going to the bar. Like we went to the bar, she made sure we

were straight. She was like amazing. She was amazing, and she didn't feel like, you know, even though you look at her, she she looks like money. She didn't feel like someone that thought that they were better than anyone because of her money. Right now, she's she's a real girl's girl and somebody that you definitely want to hang out with. It for sure. Yeah, So, I mean I wish her well and all of this, but it is

very juicy and I cannot wait for this. For this ABC special, I'm going to be there with my popcorn. Oh my gosh. Okay, people who are not in the Bravo space in the Bravo world. Okay, that are being that are very intriguing to us right now, Ben Angine Benefer is out here hot and popping, honey. Yes, Okay, So first of all, I was very devastated. I would say devastated. That sounds loser ish, but I was very upset when they broke up years ago. When Jenna Ben

broke up seventeen years ago, Robin Dixon was upset. I was upset. I was. I believed it. I thought they were so cute together. I thought that I felt like that was maybe the time when Jennifer felt more relatable to us, do you know what I mean? Like they were just remember they did like an interview, I don't know, it's ABC whatever you saw in the house cooking with him, and she just felt more real to me at that time. Okay, I was still holding on to her and Puffy, So

maybe I was the only one. I mean, maybe somebody else, But remember didn't he like when the whole that gun thing. I know, I know, but I was still holding on her for them to get back together. Okay, but before we talk about Benn and Jen, we gotta talk about jenn and a right, yes, yes, because that ended. Nobody saw that comment, didenn But I see it coming. I mean, well, no, we didn't because they seemed like this happy family. The kids were always together and and yeah, I didn't see

that coming up. I saw a coming. I just want everybody else saw. I just said, nobody saw except me, Okay, out. I have said from day one that Alex Rodriguez and I don't know this is bad and bad. Okay, he is not good and bad. I don't know if this is true. I'm putting it out there. I don't know. I think this because she never had a smile on her face. They have been dating for four years. Jennifer has not smiled when she's with him. Um, and I

feel like she looked at him one day. I was like, you know what, I'm not spending the rest of my life with somebody who can't like break my back out. She's not doing that, Okay. I mean, so why would she even start the relationship with him? Because you know, he has all the things on paper? Okay, he's a humongous sports star, he understands the celebrity life. He's got money in his pocket. Just he doesn't have to take care of him. He speaks Spanish. She can only date celebrities. Yes, like,

clearly he speaks Spanish. Her kids speak Spanish, so Thanksgiving dinner they can he can talk to her moment perfect um. I think she was just like, I'm not doing this. I you know, she looked all of the attributes in the man and she was like, I'm gonna overlook bad and bad and then she said I can't take it on. That was it. That was that was it. That was that, my gells, what do you call it? Theory? Theory? Can

can anybody um attest to this? Like and if anyone wants to chime in, chime in, let us know what you know? Yes? Okay. So then they break up and she said to usself, who is good? And it was Ben? And guess what, She's walking around a big smile on her face. Y'all see those paparazzi pictures. She has a smile on her face. She's like, yes, he is getting it in. He is turning me on, he is breaking my back out. Now I don't see been having a big one, but he is doing what he's supposed to

be doing. Okay. So that makes me wonder, like, why did they break up in the first place, because I feel like how quickly they got back together, it was almost as if they had been like yearning for each other, like they have been waiting for this moment to get back together. Okay, So my theory on that, you know it kind of theory is that he was struggling. I think he was going through his own demons when they

were together. I don't know roming it sound good like he was going through his own personal issues and she couldn't. And then remember the whole movie flopped, and you know, she don't do flops very well. She doesn't handle that well. Okay, Anyway, I'm here for jenn and Ben because only because Jennifer looks happy, and she hasn't had a smile, like I said, in about four years. Okay, and that was a Rod's fault. I wonder how her kids feel. Oh, that's a good question,

let's call it. Because they seemed like the whole family unit seemed like really happy with Jen and a Rod with a j rodj So now we're back to benefit. I'm here for the benefit, benefer, I'm here for benefit. I hope it lasts, um, I hope we finally get to see the wedding that we never got. Yes, and I want to see it, Like I don't do a hidie hide. Maybe they did a wedding. She did a and she like it was in the backyard and she like hit the whole thing. None, that was Mark Anthony.

That was her with Carl. She's been through some people. Let me tell you something. She let me call her and she need to write a book. How you get about eight rings and four weeks? You could do that? Hey, hey, hey, al right, okay, now I know you haven't seen this, but I saw the the show The Shop right that Lebron James does. I believe it's on HBO. And he talks he's in a barbershop. They act like they're getting haircuts, they're not um and he's talking to you know, name

personalities and entertainers, big people, big people. So this big person this particular week was Jay Z. And I'm you know, I'm a Jay fan. If Jay's coming to town, I'm definitely at the show. But he made me look at him in a whole other way because he started talking about his relationship with Blue and him kind of being a dad and just you know, Jay sometimes seems to be a bit not conceded, but like arrogant, yes, but in a good way. Uh. Um, that dude. Can't nobody

tell me nothing. I've been there, done that way, right. So so to hear him say that, Um, he was trying to tell Blue like he was, you know, inducted into the Hall of Fame. And she could care less but not mad about it. But like I'm a dad, this is my daughter. Of course she doesn't care. It was beautiful to me, right, That's like a down to earth moment. And honestly, I feel like jay Z had jay Z had children when he was younger, he might not be that same type of dad, you know what

I mean. I feel like it's like he had to live that life and just you know, kind of go through the whole music industry as whole and then have a child, you know, a little bit later in life that will like humble him and keep him down to earth. Yes, And and it seems as if he's just like a hands on dad. And I really wanted Blue to be like, but mommy is better than you. I really wanted Blue to say that, but you know that's why she's not

a child. Um. But you know, I feel like there is no competition there, and if it is, it's like friendly competition. You know, he respects be she respects him, and and the kids are just being treated as their children, normal children. Hopefully they're trying to help them live the most normal life possible. Can you imagine being the children of jay Z and Beyonce? Like, what, I'm just coming out an asshole. I'm just like, and what y'all know

who my parents are? And I can't tell me nothing, can't tell me that my mama is Mama Tina, and my auntie is Kelly Rowland. Where my peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Get it for me? Where is my cip cup? Get my cipic cup? Like I'm acting like a complete asshole? Can you imagine? I could not imagine. But you know what, that Tina, she doesn't play. I love her. I love her to death, and I feel like she's gonna make

sure everybody's days majorly humble, right, I mean right? Because you can see her daughter is Beyonce, and her daughter is humble and sweet from what we can see. So you know, Mom Tina did an awesome job raising her children and keeping them humble in that crazy industry, and so I'm sure Beyonce and jay Z's children will be great people. I cannot wait to see what their talent is, you know, like I cannot wait for we've seen Blue

Blue out of Grammy or something. Yeah. And for the record, I'm very proud to say my children are named after showing Corey Carter. Okay, okay, I couldn't even everybody to the people. Can you explain that to the people, because you have two children, one us Corey, one US Carter. Yes, yes, so when so want and I are a huge jay Z fans, Like you know, if if we could have a wedding song, it's going to be to a jay Z song, you know what I mean, It's gonna be

the ninety nine Problems and one. But when I was pregnant with Corey, my first we were just going through you know, you're just thinking like what names do we you know, what names resonate with us? Okay, So first we will go down this because Whene plays the video games, and so as he's playing the video game, he's like scrolling through the players, and so would be like, you know, Edward, no, James, No, you know what I mean. It's like yes, the players

on the screen. And then we started getting in to our favorite entertainers and rappers, okay, Like jay Z were like jay No, we were like Pope, Sean Corey Carter. We're like Corey. Corey is jay Z's middle name. Okay, yes, Okay. So when we were just you know, trying to figure out these names that we like, we decided we liked Corey out of our favorite rappers. Okay. So then you know, I'm pregnant with my second child. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but we're like, okay, um,

we want it to be a c name. So then we go down the list again and we were like, Sean Corey Carter. This is the worst. I really wish I could have chimed in when they were making these decisions. But now I get it. But that that flows Corey and Carter. Now, I will admit if I have, if I had or have a third child, I'm not naming them Sean no out because it's gonna be a girl, and you're gonna name her Giselle. That's what's happening. Okay. Anyway, Um, I the last thing about this this thing with Lebron

James the shop. Um, I just want to say a disclaimer, Like I used to completely hate Lebron James, and um, I want to say that he has won me over. Yes, I just felt like as far as the athletes concerned, he was just a spail brat. Um, Oh, I'm not winning in Cleveland. I gotta go to Miami. I want in Miami. I gotta go to Alan. I mean it was just like your smail brat out. That's a foul.

But he has done more in like the black community then probably most of them combined, most of the NBA combined, and awesome role models as an athlete for these young guys. And I really think Lebron kind of do you remember, like the NBA used to be about like baggy clothes and like you know, just the you know, some of them had the attitudes. And now you've seen a change in just the culture of the NBA. And I really

think Lebron had a lot to do with that. Yes, And I am so very happy that he speaks his mind, he speaks up. He's you know all about like the Black Lives matter, social justice, and we couldn't get like of my generation of the Michael Jordan's and the Charles Barkley's like we couldn't get them to like really be on the right side of right when it came to talking about social justice and so Lebron, you have one gazelle over I am now a fan. Yes, good job, Lebron.

That's very hard to do. Okay, not that you care at all. All right, anyway, moving on, Okay, you were talking earlier about UFOs that has been in the news lately. Yeah, so I see now there's like some congressional report that they're going to come out with about UFOs. They can't say that the UFOs are not alien technology. They can't eliminate that because apparently some people in the Navy have spotted some identified flying objects and they're just like, we

cannot say that it's not an aliena. So this kind of leads us to our have you ever? Segment? Have you ever? Okay, alright, so this will be a reoccurring segment for Reasonably Shady and it is have you ever? We have so many fun topics to talk about, so we literally went down and listen, had to like save something for later. So we're gonna have fun with this. But have you ever? Um, sen a ufo, no have you kind of sort of so let me tell you a story. Okay, please explain. So Wam was in the

NBA plan for the Wizards. So this was somewhere between two thousand two and two thousand five, and he was coming home from the club or wherever, I don't know, at like four or five in the morning. So where are you all? So we're in Silver Spring, Oh you're okay, Spring. So I'm in the bed and he calls me at like four in the morning and he's like robbing, go look outside, is something flying over top of the house and it looks crazy. I don't know what it is.

And I'm like, I'm like sleep and I'm like what do you telling me? Like no, I'm for real, for real. Because he's like driving up to the house and he sees something hovering over our house that he says, you know, it's larger than a helicopter and like, you know, kind of round in shape. And so I go, I run to the bathroom window and as I'm pulling the curtain the blinds back, I hear this noise like, okay, that again, I hear this. I hear this noise like and at

that same time. One is like it just flew away, and I was like, I literally heard it fly away, Like it was like the craziest, loudest, like so much base in it, and it flew away. And so yeah, so I've you know, I heard I saw Okay. But but this is this is the important question, like does wine do edibles see? Driving home? Even if he did, I heard it, Okay. It was literally like the noise was something. So I've never heard a noise like that

before or after or since. It was literally like okay, all right, So it was it was almost like it knew that I was coming to the window to like see it, because it was as soon as I would like pulled the curtain, the blinds bag it like whooshed away. Wow. Okay. They say that they are seeing a lot on the West coast like Portland, Oregon, those areas. Um, But I

definitely believe in UFOs. I definitely believe, you know, we just can't be humans, just can't be the only people that are created, right, But how come we haven't just how come we aren't UFOs on some other planet? Like where are these? First of all astronomy class is mind blowing. I don't know if you took an astronomy classes. It is so mind blowing and it's hard as hell. And I got an A in it because I was so intrigued. But it's like the universe is so vast and big,

so it's like, where the hell is this? Where are these aliens coming from? Well, I mean like they have what and eight other planets that can come from? Yes, but but all these other planets aren't really livable unless I guess these aliens to them. I guess they're livable to them. But why can't we become a UFO on their planet? That's a good question. That's a good question. Are we just like that inferior? But but I but I do believe we could be that inferior. But I

do believe there's other life forms. Now. Their spaceship situation is a whole another thing, like how do you make the spaceship? The metal from all of that and the gas? Like what is we need to find out? I want to see this report. This report is coming out like June something, okay, and we will come back and talk about the report. Second, have you ever have you ever been kicked out of an airport or off of an airplane because I have not robbing. You have not you

you follow the rules, follow the rules. There's one time that the lady I was late for a plane and the lady like kind of slammed the door on my face and I started banging on the door like like a mad woman like and um, she never opened the door. So fortunately for me before the era of like everyone pulling their cell phones out and uploading crazy videos on the Instagram, I did get kicked out of the airport. Security walked me out of the airport, not security security. Okay,

so we know Robin's a juvenile delinquent. Now she got a little older, she's getting on planes and being kicked out of an airport. Okay, I'm telling you, having kids really changed my life. This is kids. It kind of sent me down something. But I was always ready. I was like that, it's that Aria's energy. Like, you know, I'm real chill, laid back until he pissed me off, right, and he pissed me off in a yes. Okay, so in the airport we were first of all, we were

in Bangor, Maine. I don't know if anyone has ever been to Banker Main, never been anced to banger Main, but we were like the only black people in Banger Main and we could not wait to get out of there. We took one's brother up there to go to prep school, and we were flying back home and Wan lost his wallet and for whatever reason at that time, this this flight whatever, you had to show them your proof of payment.

So because we booked the flight using Wan's card, we get to the check in desk and the ladies like, I need to see your credit card. And I'm like, man, he lost his wallet. He we don't have his wallet. I don't have his I d we have nothing. And she's like, well, I can't let you get on this plane. And I'm like, what do you mean? Like I could not wait to get out of that town. It was just like that sounds a little It was the Twilt Zone. Yeah, it was. She's like, I can't let you on this plane.

And I'm like, please, we lost the credit card, like I'll buy, I'll pay for it with mine like something, just like help us, help me here, and she's like no, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna playing. And so I took my purse and like swung it and hit the and hit the counter. I said we need to get on

this plane. We gotta go home. And then I took it was like the you know, like the it was like pamphlets on the counter, and and I hit the pamphlets on the ground and wanted looking at me with his mouth open and wants best friendly there with us. And then they're like dude, and I'm like, I gotta go home. I'm like, it's got it. I'm well, I was going crazy. I'm swinging by purse. All of it's so the lady, you know, picks up the phone and calls to get security. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm calling security

on YouTube. You went nuts. I went nuts, like seriously nuts, Like they had to hold like Wine and his best friend Kevin had to hold me back because I was like, but that's how bad I wanted to go home, Like I just wanted to go home. Oh my god, I don't have something to top that. I mean, I've been kicked out with a couple of clubs, but god, damn airport an airport. I probably if I went back to the airport today, they probably would be like rent alar yes,

banger main, Yes, Robin Dixon will never be back. So we had to rent a rental car, drive two hours to the next closest airport, which is Portland, Maine. Damn, you can't even really go back and get on the plane and leave. No, we have to go like they were literally like, get out, get out. Security walked us out, get out. Okay, all right, okay, well yes, so anyway, that's that's another crazy story. Yes, yes, um, okay, So

I've always wondered. Yes, I've been very curious because I watch a lot of you know, I D Channel and stuff. But has anyone ever cut up a dead body? I have? I've cut several dead bodies. Okay. So the psychopath to know me is to know that I have like a very big science background and math. Yes, I'm smart, Okay, I'm smarty pants. Whether you like it or not, I'm sure. Okay.

So anyway, when I was in like high school, my dad got me this internship and I was working at the medical institution Walter Ree, And my internship for the summer was to help with autopsies. So did you have aspirations to be a doctor? My father was just like, you need to get paid and stopped taking my money. Right, So I was like and he My father worked for NASA and he was easily able to get me this internship. Okay, So the first day I remember was a black man

and they rolled him in and black skin. Once it's dead turns like white or like gray, it turns horrible. And so I started. So they were no, I did not motion the dead body, but they were trying to the scientists and the doctors were trying to like really prepare me because I'm like, who's this young kid? And they were like, you know, have you done this before? And I'm lid and I was like, oh, yeah, have you done it before. We have done this before, like

I did one last week. I had just started and they were like, Okay, you're gonna be okay, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna be fine. So um, they rolled them out and they rolled the sheet off of him and I was like, holy crap, and I was like, oh my god, what was he like? Sound like I'm about to throw yes. But in that so the autopsy was all the autopsies that we did was to find out why that person died. So what was interesting was what they do was they take the person, they cut

him down from the throat to the pubic area. They opened them up. They take all the organs out. They put the organs on the table, and then they rolled the body out. Disgusting. Okay, and we would find out that Okay, we think that this person died of a heart attack, but they really died because poison or something. They you know, something was in their stomach and the stomach got constricted, and you know, you know, it was very interesting the different reasons why people died outside of

what you thought they died from. Yes, but it was once the body is actually gone, it's just like the bloody organs on the table. It's cool, but when the body gets rolled in, I can't say no, no smells. The white bodies were better because they didn't get that ash. She looked that as she look really did me in. I just I felt like I was gonna pass out, yes, because I was like, you know, you you see that

this person would never look this color. And you're like, what see like when when they rolled the white people in that as she looked right, that they could look like that. No offense white people, but that's how y'all look. Okay, So yes, I have cut up several dead bodies, cut them up. I'm very smart. Thank you very much. And I can tell you I'm making testines heart. Um I can I can identify identify the organs. Yes, I can't. Thank you. Wow, I am smart. I'm impressed. You should be,

you should be all right. So I have I have another question. Have you ever skipped out on a bill, Robin Dixon? Because I have a feeling with your background and all the nonsense that you didn't told us about you have, believe it or not, I have not, and I have and I love it. Here goody t shoes. Okay, So I was in college and we went to it was like a group of us, like maybe like ten of us. Because I want you, I want you all to understand. I pays my bills. Giselle's pays her bills. However,

this particular, can I just stop you? In college? A group of ten college students at a restaurant is a waitresses nightmare. Yes, it's problematic. It's very problematic. And it was like after a party we were at like Cracker, but it was after like a day party before they were called day parties. But I think that we're all just like happy hours. I don't know anyway, So we're eating and so then it starts going. The table gets like silent, and then somebody whispers like, all right, we're leaving.

Oh my god. I was like, we're leaving? Where are we going? And they're like, all right, this just one out of time? All right, you leave first, met le first. I'm not leaving the bill. Okay, So long story short. I was pure pressured into leaving because if I stayed a I would have to pay for the whole bill be and which I didn't have the money for, and be it would make everybody else look bad. But if we all laugh, then we're all wrong. Okay, So you

left one at a time. When you walked out the door, did you go sit in the car and wait like he don't know? It's to get away? So it was like, so did people run? Okay? How many cars did y'all take to this place? I cannot remember, but I remember I was like, I for damn sure, I'm gonna be the last one leaving the table. So I left like the third person. I was out of here. So did you ever find out from the tenth person? Like what happened? I know, because because it's one of those things, you

don't ever talk about it again. So I think you know, you never know when karma's going to hit you. So I feel like you should go back to the restaurant and pay your bill. It was like crack or barrel or something in Hampton, Virginia, And guys, I'm sorry, and it was twenty something years ago, and I will pay you all one day when I'm back. That probably happened

so often. Yes, like, but they need to have like a security guard already at the outside where we for this, Like alright, alright, we have we have a couple more, we have a couple more. All right, So Robin, have you ever walked in on people having sex? Okay? Okay, okay, So I think I did, Okay, and I want to call my mom and see if I'm right, because it was your mother, I think it was, and your father. Yes, I'm about to clarify this now, like she doesn't even

know I'm calling. All right, this is bad, Okay, this is bad. Do you think? Okay, why you're calling her. I'm just gonna say. Mom was at um C Spice in Miami and I walked into the bathroom and he was getting it in. Okay, let's see what we can hear her can you hear her? Yeah, I can hear her. Okay, Mom, what are you doing home? Okay? So I'm recording my podcast right now, so you are being recorded. But I have a I have a burning, embarrassing question that I need to ask you, and I need you to confirm

that I'm right. Okay, are you listening? Okay? So I have this memory from when I was little, from when we lived on Prince George Road, and I remember waking up in the morning and walking to your room and Dad was on top of you, and I said something like, what's happening? What are you doing? And you said, I have to go pee and he won't let me get up. He won't let me get up, and y'all were laughing. And at that time I didn't really put two and

two together. But when I was older, one day, I think I was just like driving or in the shower or something, and like a light bulb went off in my head and I was like, wait a minute. He wasn't trying to stop her from going in the bathroom because she had to pee. Dude were having sex. I have no comment, you know what, That is the best thing for you to say, no comment, and for the record, I told Robin not to call you, like, no, this is none of my business. That is true or not

or not true? True? You can you cannot confirm that. Come on now, I'm like, I fell for it, but I want to say, good job. That was her birthday. Listen, I should not be calling you with this on your birthday, me to remember something like that. I was just trying you remember some other things. I mean, you could remember something like that, because that's like a for me as a parent, that would have been a mortifying moment. So I feel like I would have remembered that no matter

how old I was. It must not have happen. I think it did. I'm telling you now, I know, and I'm sticking to it. I'm for whatever reason, for whatever reason, I have never forgotten that. I literally was like, wait a minute, she didn't have to pee. Look at me. I'm just saying, yes, I'm so devastated that I walked in on you all having sex. Okay, that was it. We gotta we gotta get back. It happened. I'm telling

you it happened. I know for sure what happened. Okay, all right, but that was a very good excuse and I'm going to use it if I ever need to thank you. Okay, I'm gonna let you go. We're wrapping up, all right, Okay, bye, You're the most You are the most worst, if that's even possible. Daughter I've ever met. You are horrible. Daughter, Like sex is natural, wives embarras of course would meet your her child and people will

be listen to and I'm forty two. Okay, fine, all right, Mama should have been like, yeah, I was getting it in. That was me. Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. You me too, Okay, Oh my god, happy birthday to your mom. That was a wonderful birthday. Press it. Yes, jeez, Louise, all right, I believe that is our show. Yes, it's fun. I hope you all enjoyed that. That was our reasonably shady show. And for the record, Robin was way more shady in this episode than me. Do you think so? Yes,

you called your mother and asked her did she have sex? Oh? Okay, that's true. Yes, that's true. It was reasonable the case. I had a memory, a memory, and I had to get up my chest. But hey, we had fun doing this, y'all have fun listening to it. So please like message us at Reasonably Shady, at Robin Dixonton, at Gazelle Bryant, let us know what other have you ever questioned? You might have for us? Um and we want to like, you know, let's let's get this have you ever party going?

Because it's that's kind of fun alright, that is our show. We love y'all, Thank y'all so much for listening, and we'll be back next week reasonably soon. Alright, girl bye. By Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Affect podcast Network. For more podcasts from our Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. You can connect with us on social media at Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Bryant, and Reasonably Shady