| Ep 99 | Blame It On The Alcohol!

Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shade. D I am Jaselle Bryant.

What's that? What's up? Y'all? This is Robert Dixon. Thank you for being here with us. What's a game? Yeah, we appreciate you.

Yes, yes, yes, you know reasonably Shady has been reasonably shady.

You've just been like moving my along. What episode is this? No idea? It's probably ninety. We hit one hundred, eight hundred million.

No, but once we hit a hundred, like, we have to have a party of party, like, we have to have a hundred party.

Of reckon something?

Okay, something like I want balloons here in the house, Robin, because we do this at Robin's house, so I would like balloons. Okay, we need to take a picture about by our hundred below hundred.

Okay, yeah, I say one zero zero okay, Carly, and I want cupcakes okay, yeah, yes, yes, good ones.

Okay, got that, Okay, check cover. This episode is our ninety ninth. Oh the Saint Robin. You were like thinking I was acting crazy.

Oh, the pressures are on.

Our next episode will be one hundred. Okay, be ready, We'll wait.

I feel like we got to do something more special than balloons.

And cupcakes, Like what whatever you want? Oh, we should have a party. We should have a party. All right, we'll say, okay, we'll a reasonably shady party. Can only colme if you're reasonable and shady yes at the same time. Okay, stay tuned for that people. But anyway, welcome to our episode. And did you have a shady moment?

I do. It's like, okay, so I had a moment that felt like I was in the Hangover movie. Oh I love though. I love those movies.

I mean that that those times in life where you feel like you don't know what the hell is going on?

Right, okay, so what happened?

You?

Love that? I mean kind of cause you look back and you're like, whoa was I in a movie? Was in a movie last night?

There's so many times I've gone out and I'm like, oh my god, that ship was a movie?

That was a movie? Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's become They've become fewer and fewer as we get a little bit older. You know. However, so one night we I was like out at a party and I was drinking a lot. Drinking a lot at the crab boil Okay, oh my god, yes, yes, drinking a lot. You know, I was wilding out. People wouldn't let me drive home. We can say that you were at Choresa's house. Okay, fine, yeah, you're Ata's house. Yeah, all right. I was at Teresa's house and I was drinking a lot. First of all,

That okay, don't okay? So what what? What alcohol is in this? That vodka?

Champagne, a vodka like simple syrup. I'm gonna google it. Look, if y'all want to sit in your house and get drunk off of like to drinks, then this is the one for you. Okay. Oh, gen, champagne, lemon, juice, and sugar. Okay, it's the sugar. It's the sugar and the champagne and the gin. Yes, I think this would have vodka in it though, champagne and gen. That's gotta be terrible. It was actually good, okay, it was good, so I had multiple ones. Okay, so then before you know it, I'm

Okay, So that people who don't understand are our people who live don't live in this country. Robin is part of a southorty called Delta Sigma Theta. Yes, and I am an Aka and Alpha Kappa Alpha, and so our signature call to one another is a ski wi only if you're an aka, can.

You do this call? Right? Okay? I have my Deltas have their own call. Yes they do, which sounds never done, sounds nothing like excuse me, But I mean so I'm should I should I do it for them? Sure? This is I will allow I will allow Robin to create my version of what they sound like.

Sk okay, so that's not what we sound like. And I want every Aka to come for Robin right now, Okay, first of all, how dare so?

I was doing it all night because there's a couple of Akas in the room, and I was like, and I was drunk, and I was like ski, So.

In my mind, I'm like, does she secretly want to be an aka? And she decided to be a Dela?

Horrible?

Okay, No, we don't. Sound had not do with the night. It had nothing to do with the night. Where does come from?

You know I was drunk. We're gonna blame it on the liquor.

Okay, we're gonna blame it on the liqu We're gonna get to Jamie Fox in a minute, but we're gonna we're gonna just blame it on them.

Okay.

So yes, I was offended, but I said Robin together like when she started doing that, I was like, okay, she really drunk, like she drunk drunk, like she's just over here ski Wind like what.

Yes, oh yes, okay, I'm drunk. Ribbing is a mess. Okay. So so anyway, I get home, so I wanted to drive my car home for me and everything. I get home, I wake up the next morning with a very big, pronounced puss filled blister on the top of my thigh, and that never showed you the blister. No, right, how'd that happen? I don't know? So of course one season

By the way, I just want the people to know Robin gets drunk in four seconds, like when Robin is drinking, like all of a sudden, she's fine, and then she's drunk, like it's weird.

There was no build, no never, because I think I'm able to like play it off for a while until I can't play at all, and you're like, Okay, she drunk. This is drunk Robin. Welcome, Welcome to the party. But the shady part is like I had a blister out of nowhere. I have no idea where it came from. That's actually not shady. But why is that not shady? Because I told you what was shady from the night the shady part. Okay, that was the fun part, but shady part. I woke up not knowing what happened to

So we get to the place and you know here, you you go in, you check in and they give you a number. You look at you, you look for your number on the screen, and then you go to the desk kiosk or whatever. Yeah, you go talk to a first desk.

Yeah. Okay. So we get in. She's nervous. I'm trying to calm her down. So that is this your anxious child. She's agous.

If it's something for her, yes, if it's something for me or anyone else, she's like the best, Like she's the best supports this system ever.

Okay.

So we're sitting down at the on the bench waiting for our number to be called, and this woman is behind me and she's.

Like, oh my gosh, how at you? Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. You know, I never I never asked for people to take pictures. I never do it. So I was like, oh great in my mim like great. So she's like, okay, but can I have a picture with you? So I was like okay, sure. So I get up.

I'm on a bench so it's no like chair, so I have to walk all the way down the bench, walk around, get to her and we take a picture.

Okay.

As soon as we take the picture, our number is called. So it's like okay, thanks by, and I leave. A door was with us.

We left something in the car, so a door goes outside. This woman is talking shit about me. Just take the picture. Hello. So she sees her girlfriend and she was like, oh, well, you know, I mean she could have been nicer, and you know, I mean these celebrities and I mean I never see celebrities. I mean.

So she's talking like mad money ship about it, and a door said she stopped at her tracks because she realized this woman saw her girlfriend and decided to trash her mother.

Oh my god.

And she like looks at them and like looks like we y'all will still do this. And they realized she was standing there and heard heard Yeah, so they they kept walking away from a door.

But like that is beyond shady.

Yeah that's crazy, And what more did I need to do order for you not to talk shit?

Like? What what did I need to do? You literally got up and walked to her, walked to her, take a picture. So she worked there.

No, she was also in the DMV doing something who knows, but like, what more did I need to do?

I don't I smiled. Oh my god, I said it nice to meet you. Oh my god, I did all the things.

So I'm just very confused. And she's shady. That's funny, okay, DMV lady. I hope you're listening right. That is rude. And you got busted because my other daughter heard you the end. You're busted, all right. So speaking of shady, So on that Instagram a couple of weeks ago was this have you did you see the brawl? I mean, not a brawl, but it was I take back bral it was a screaming match with some people. When the

I saw that. First of all, why was the bill forty six hundred dollars? So okay? First of all, so Carly shared this with another girlfriend group of ours okay, and my party poop and self is like, they're acting. They're acting. Yes, you don't think they're really upset for the grand I think they're acting. I think they are. It just felt very stage. It felt staged. It felt like you have to. First of all, anytime you capture ship like this and the cameras, you know, people are

I am of the belief that if the party is for you, you should not pay. I agree, right, So if you're the birthday girl, the birthday girl doesn't pay, Yeah, but everybody else.

Does, right so and especially okay, all right, so what if you're like if you if it's your birthday, yes, and you initiate the invite for dinner? Okay, and so I have like ten fifteen friends, right, Okay, are you under the assumption that they're going to pay for you now even though you initiated it? Okay?

So no, because you know, I hate this, and so I'll always pay. I will always have money to pay my way. Right if someone at the table says, hey, is that we got you because it's your birthday?

Cool?

Right, But because I initiated the party does not mean that I'm paying for everyone, right.

Yeah, So number one, we need to be very clear when when someone has a birthday to say, hey, ladies, I want to do dinner for my birthday. Right, But then like it kind of sucks, but I guess you just have to make it clear, like everybody got to pay for the dinner. But we've grown. Wouldn't you come knowing you got to pay for yourself? You should always

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, right, Yeah, jan Antonio needs to pay for my food, right, yes.

Exactly right. So so now if it was just hey, it's my birthday, let's get together for dinner drinks, then everyone should expect to pay for themselves. And if someone there is like, no, girl, we got you, yeah, then that's cool.

You know what, you know, what makes this different if it's just all girls, if it's girls not out right in comparison to a mixed couple, things.

I think a mixed couple things. It gets weird. That gets weird. But honestly, I think they were acting. I don't think their bill came to forty six hundred dollars. Nothing on the table looked like it should have been forty six hundred dollars.

They was like apple Bee's right, So what did they order? They ordered the time in you four times right? I just think I think they were I think they were doing it for attention. They want to go viral. But in that scenario, yes, what do we do?

So? So the so the question was what there was a guy that didn't eat that much, or it was that they thought it was just the girls should have paid too. I don't know. Everybody was just screaming.

But it's always an issue. It's the bill.

Comes to the table is always an issue.

You got to know who you're going out with, right, and anybody broke me to stay home?

Right, broke people stay home? I think. All right. So let's say group setting, you split the bill. Typically you split the bill evenly and going your merry way. Now, if there is someone that's coming from somewhere else and they already ate and they're not partaking then fine, don't include them. I'm fine with that, right, but they shouldn't order like one thing or don't.

Be like, don't you don't You can't be the person that order the salad and be like, I'm not splitting the bill because I only ordered a seven ninety nine salad, right, yes.

Right, Like, don't do don't don't come if you know that you're only that you only want to spend X amount of dollars salad money. You know what I'm saying, Because we're not doing that, because I'm ordering champagne, yes, and a lemon drop yeah, and a steak and you know going down too mac. Yeah, we're doing at all. We're doing it all right, So don't come and order a salad and that be like, oh, I'm only had a salad, only had a salad. Yeah, I hate those people. Only

Hello now, or you can do McDonald's catering.

You know that's the thing.

What Yes, McDonald's now is setting up this whole you know program or whatever they're rolling in out. Guys, you can order catering from McDonald's.

Well you may now kiss the McBride because nothing says I love you like McDonald's.

Right.

The fast food chain offering a wedding catering package.

So it'll cost about two hundred dollars.

It includes chicken, sandwiches and nuggets for about one hundred to one hundred fifty people.

The service is only available though, in Indonesia, so out on the tickets to get there. Yeah, I don't know, you still might come out on top. Who would do that? What do you mean? Who would you? I thought're gonna say that's not true. Yeah, it is true. Who would do that? What do you mean? Who would do that? Who would want anything catered by McDonald's. Who would do that? Like? Why? Because it gets cold? It's McDonald's Like IW, Like, who

Yes, the FRI's gonna get cold, right, Yeah, this is in Indonesia. They announced that they're offering a news service for individuals who will be tying the.

Knot hell for the weddings.

For approximately two hundred and thirty dollars, brides and grooms can purchase McDonald's wedding package that includes one hundred chicken burgers and one hundred orders of a four piece chicken McNuggets. Hell.

No, if I go to somebody's wed for two hundred dollars thirty, thank you very much. Yes, uh uh they're allowing you to make your wedding a McDonald's moment. Uh uh uh uh. Yes, maybe that's the thing in Indonesia where they're excited about McDonald's. Can we owe? Now we're on the topic of food and weddings and catering events. What do you think the rules should be if someone invites you to a party or an event and the start time is six pm, seven pm as far as

And the invitation says six pm yes to start, Yes, my expectation is that I will be fed yes, a full meal yes, Not an appetizer, not a not a fruit tray not or what do you call.

Them things CHARCOUTERI no.

No, the veggie plate. I don't want a vegie plate, not damn it, or cheese plate.

I want food. Yes, okay, okay, I agree, you agree absolutely. If they say six or seven, then that means come hungry. Come hungry, Yes, because you're going to eat, Because I'm going to have a plate full of food, whether it's served, you know, whether it's a plated meal or a buffet style meal, I'm going to have a plate full of food. Yeah. Your window of not feeding me is two to four. Okay, After that.

You gotta feed me, right, yes, because like before, that is lunchtime.

So I want to full spread for lunch. Two to four.

You can give me some more dirbs. You can actually give me like some little mini sandwiches, like like a little tea time, some local cookies, piece cake. But if you invite me at six and all you give me is a piece of lemon cake, yeah, which by the way, was very good.

I'm mad, right and hungry, yes, like very angry. Okay, yes, And that has happened to us numerous times, numerous in the in the recent past. Yeah, in the least couple of months.

Now I make no bones about the fact that I'm a greedy bitch. Okay, she greedy over here, I would like to eat, right, But the concern is like, okay, I think about myself and then think about Okay, we have to think about who else you're inviting. And if they are like older people there.

Right, like, come on now, they can't just right, they got to think about their blood sugar. They diabetes. So they shouldn't be chasing the person passing the orders, right, like, come on now, they shouldn't have to do that, not chasing the waiter, chase the waiter around. Should I get another mushroom? Please? Wait? Please?

Yes, if you're over sixty two, you should in the blanket. You should not have to chase the waiter if you're over sixty two. Okay, this is an absurdity. So yes, guys, everyone listening. If you're ever hosting something, please be cognizant of the time that it starts.

And then the food you provide. Yes, and if you have to decide between open bar and liquor and food, then pick the food first. Right.

I hadn't event recently and it was open bar, and I realized that people took advantage of that shit, I got the bill, Okay, but let's move on.

So do you know the beef with doc go Tuesday? So tell your Taco Bell and somebody else on Taco World.

No, not Taco World, Taco I'm about to see what the taco was. Robin and I are very familiar with patents and trademarks and whatnot, okay, because we're in the battle ourselves. So Taco John's Okay, Taco John's was has has had the patent for Taco Tuesday for every state except New Jersey for the past thirty eight years.

Wow. So now the.

Words never knew that you can't really put it up Taco Tuesday except.

Who is Taco John's anyway. That's that's that's what Taco Bell said. Who the hell a y'all?

Okay, okay, So but first of all, Lebron James really needs to have the patent on Taco Tuesday because he's always posting about Tackle Tuesday with his little cute daughter.

Right.

Hey, guys, I know, pretty down night right now, because it's Taco Tuesday.

Okay.

So Taco Bell said, Taco Tuesday should be free. Anyone and everyone should.

Be able to use it. It should be a concept. Yes, okay, I agree, it's a thing. It's a thing.

Yes, it's a thing. So they sued Taco John's. Oh, and then the bill for the suit got up to about a million dollars.

Taco john said, to hell with this suit, and we dropped, like, we don't want to have nothing to do with this smer like, to hell with Taco Tuesdays. It's not helping our bottom line. Okay, so the suit is over. Everybody has gone dollars later, million dollars. Taco Johns had to let go of Taco Tuesday Taco two.

Yes, but paying millions, I'm sorry, millions of dollars to lawyers to defend their their Taco Tuesday.

They said, forget it. How long has this heaven? It's been going on for some time now. That has to have been because who knew? I surrender.

Yes, Taco Johns has four hundred locations. Okay, that's reassive. Listen, Taco John's is all over the place. Now, we didn't know about it. It's not here.

Apparently it's not in Jersey either, So.

We need to have a Taco Tuesday party.

Right because now we can freely use it without being sued without being sued, Like can you imagine you you're gonna get sued for? Like Taco Tuesday is actually like a concept, right, I mean it's a catchy. It's a catchy, so to be honest, I would eat tacos Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, all right, just.

For the record, okay, Okay, I like three days a week, not seven really like I think that might be my favorite.

Okay, I don't.

Okay, So let me ask you this. Are you a hard shell? Soft shell?

Hart shell? Me too? Yes? Go r yes, love it? Okay.

So what is your inside? What's your meat? Meat preference?

Okay? So ground turkey I prefer, okay, that's a little more flavor. So my ground turkey, and then my sour cream, right, and then my shredded lettuce okay, and then my shredded cheese okay, and then my salsa. What about tomatoes or that that's in your salsa? If I'm not being lazy that day? Yeah, you make tacos?

Yeah, Robin, why have you never invited? First of all, guys, Rayma cooks all the time and she never invites me over. And she knows I'm greedy, Like, I don't get it. Okay, I wouldn't say all the time, Well you cook enough? I cooked, Yes, I cook.

I haven't cooked lately. I'm like, but I will cook tonight. I mean I didn't.

I didn't know you would like me to cook you some tacos. Yeah, I would love it to crunchy taco. What I don't understand soft soft time? Was it soft shell soft? No, it's called burrito.

What. No, what's the thing of burritos? No, not burritos, but the soft tacos soft tacos. Yes, I don't understand that. Why aren't they all hard? Yeah they don't. They're not as good to me. I need a crunch me too. Yeah, but the only person that does that is Taco bell. Uh.

No, you could go to a where a restaurant that which one? They all do the soft Now, I think it's easier.

If it's easier, and for takeout, like you know, the hard one, the crunchy ones will get soggy. Oh, so you have to eat the crunchy ones like right away. I don't mind that. Okay, So you don't cook tacos at home.

I used to when the kids were younger, and I cared that they ate. I don't care anymore.

So it's like the easiest. That's like so easy.

I would do tacos all the time. Yeah, and I would get the I don't know that. I can't remember the brand, but there's tacos that they sell with like you can sit them up top, like like the the bottom part.

Is yeah, the Oldel pass Yes, they have the square bottom.

Yes, those those are the best. Yeah, because you can really stuff them right, put a whole bunch of stuff.

And I feel like I don't like the size of them. Youdn't see I get all particularly. I do like this. They're like a little too big really, and then the and then the shell is a little too it becomes a little thicker than I want it to be. Okay, So which do you like? I still use the Oldel Passa ones, but like the regular ones. Okay, do you put them in the oven? Like heat them up? Okay, okay, okay.

We need to have Taco Tuesday Season nine of the Real Housewives, Potoma Taco Tuesday at Robin's House.

My Pleasure Taco Tuesday, Taco Johns, I'm sorry you spent millions of dollars on that phrase.

But you should let it go long time ago. Yeah, yes, can you post a taco to next time you make tacos? You need you need to put on your story, okay, yeah, and then you should be like I can say, this is not go dos day, but even if it's not too day, it could be Thursday exactly all right. So the power ball is up to one billion, I know so at this point because maybe by now.

Someone might have won. Yeah, by the time this maybe maybe not the winner.

Why is this woman overcome with emotion? Does she hold the winning powerball ticket worth more than one billion dollars? The California Lottery says it won't know the winner until that person comes forward to claim the prize. We do know the magical piece of paper was sold at Las Palmita's mini market in downtown Los Angeles.

But like one billion, are you getting a ticket? I'm not going to go out of my way, okay, because I've gone out of my way in the past and I don't win and you don't win. If I win, I'll give you some money, Robin. I appreciate that.

Yeah, if I want one billion dollars, how much do you think I should give you.

Well, okay, you're gonna take tax out, so let's say half of half of that, and you end up having half of that, so it's five hundred million. Yeah right, yeah, I think five million would be nice of you. Five million, Yeah, okay, I could do that. You can do that before after taxes, after taxes, so it's a bill. Oh wait, you're gonna say, okay, you're gonna get like the full payout.

No no, no, no, I'm gonna get Let's say I have five undred million, the five million I give you?

Is it? Am I giving you more than that? So that you get five million? Meaning?

Am I giving you seven million because after your taxes got five?

Or am I just giving you five? Oh? You tell me, friend, we're going to cross that bridge when we get that. Okay. But let's speak of Juan Antonio. I found something for him.

Oh well, I actually found something for you for him, okay, Okay. So there's a mall in China that has husband storage. Okay, So there's these little cubicles in the mall in the mall okay, and then for the husbands and they sit in there and they're glass so you can see what they're doing and they can, they can play video games, they can read a book, they can they have like all the plugs so they can put a plug in their computer. They can talk on the phone, they can

Woman goes shopping. Yes, do you think Juan Antonio would agree to that? That is genius? Hello, that is so genius. Yes, yes, so I feel like when why didn't I go in the store? Yes, or the first of all, I don't go to the mall that much, however, and they need children's storage as well.

Yeah, but somebody has to watch the kids. Well, okay, so they need babysitting babysitting services, I mean teenage storage, teenage storage, okay, okay, because yes.

When you go in the mall and you first start off, everyone's you know, going to the store. Oh I like this, like this, they get their little stuff. Yeah, and I'm not done. I'm still shopping. And then they're they're they're done. Let's go. One's favorite thing when he has when he's like over something and he's ready to go home. Yes, I gotta take a dump. I gotta take a dump. Let's go, I gotta get home. Why would he go there? Why not?

Why do not you say I want to go home? Why do you have to say you gotta take a ship?

Like what? Yes, I wouldn't care, I like on yourself in the public restroom. Is that should not motivate you, robbin full on? I gotta take it dump, I gotta go home. Let's go, let's go right. Okay. So this husband's storage would need needs a bathroom, a bathroom, okay, okay, let me look up the picture.

Okay, it might have a bathroom in there, because it like so ingenious, go in your pod and take a ship, okay and beat me alone.

And it can't be you can't. He can't share it with anyone else, like this has to be only his right, because why it's gonna be you know, the the bacteria. Yes, he couldnot share public bathroom with anybody. Okay, but it's not his. He is he just has it for the day. Well, we'll pay the premium so that it's only anyway, okay, Okay. So it says that let's see here, this Global Harbor

Sometimes I like to watch like an old like bull Chicago Bulls game. Oh I've seen that like on ESPN. Like they'll play like when Michael Jordan's like going off, yeah, of vending machines and get a little.

Snack okay, a little Netflix okay, and other things for their leisure. Okay. Didn't say anything about a bathroom or a bathroom Okay, no, but it looks like super cool. All right, that's awesome. And I guess like, hey, when you when the wife needs a credit card, she just goes and pops in. No, no, no, no, you give me the car before. True, I walk away from you, before I leave you in there, you give me the car and I handle my business. True. Now, the Jamal

Tapped out mentally and emotionally. I want to eat. My issue is food. I need to eat, And he's like, oh no, onmostmost what most door? It might be twenty more stores and I'm like, bro, I need to eat.

So I'm angry.

You got me going from store to store and you're not even buying nothing.

You just look it. No, you don't have me walk through them all, you just looking. No. I don't like that anyway. Moving on.

Okay, so a judge has ruled Robin, and I'm saying this to you because I use this all the time, and so do you. Okay, a thumbs up emoji yeah can represent a contract agreement. Do you know how important it is that you that you know this information? Very important because if I tell you that I'm going to give you five hundred dollars and for no reason at all, and you give it a thumbs up, I might have to like live by that, right, what right?

Yeah? So I recommend that nobody use a thumbs up for anything. If well, I mean, if you use it, then be clear that that's what you're using it for. I just don't. You might try to slip up because you like using it all the time, right, or it's just like you just thumb your thumbs up, like okay, I saw the message, but like, so, so does that

No, it just the thumbs up. The thumbs up they're saying is contractually you're you're in a gregreeing, okay, but I use the thumbs up just as an okay right right, right?

Yeah, how do you use it just like? Okay? Cool? I use it like cool? Yeah, exactly, Yes, I would use it too.

Yeah, I'm not using it anymore because y'all gonna hold me to just turn thumbs up.

But if you're like, I'm on my way, okay, thumbs up, fine, right, that's good to know, very good to know, because it's like, okay, So for people I guess they're saying like, okay, say you and I are talking about a deal or whatever, and it's like, okay, well the deal, you know, for five thousand dollars, I'll I'll pay you five thousand dollars to do voiceover work for me or whatever. But I never send you an actual document saying Robin Dixon is

Yeah, yeah, you owe me my five right, yeah, okay, you can pay up any moment now if you want. I mean, it's it's really scan, even something so small. Like I think about my children. We're all trying to figure out what we're eating, and I'm like I want tacos and they want chick fil A and I'm like no. So we all agree and we thumbs up, and then we get to the places then we change our mind.

They could come for me, Yeah, they sure could. Yeah.

I don't let them come up for me for nothing, these dag on kids.

I want to bring this up because it bothered me.

All Right, So Gigi Hadid got arrested for smoking marijuana in the Cayman Island, right, I don't know.

If it's Kinsla there or whatever. She got arrested, Yes, I'm assumes.

So do you remember a case recently and somebody ended up in jail because they're a black woman.

Where that being Russia. So Britney Griner.

Of the debate, the discrepancy between the two is an absurdity because they let Gigi go.

I think that that same night, right, well, we're talking about Russia, which very true, all all the things are different.

However, if Gigi had was in Russia with her marijuana, you think she be in jail for six months.

First of all, we probably wondn't even know about it. Why because if they wouldn't, it wouldn't have happened. It wouldn't have been a thing. They had let her go.

Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't have been raffling through her luggage at the airport, right, raffling. I don't even know if that's a word. Rifling, rifling going through. Yeah, they wouldn't have been doing that.

Shit. This makes me mad. It's not fair.

It's not fair, right, Yeah, So that bothered me and everybody like it was like made a joke out of her, like, oh got you went to jail. No, this could have gone so left for someone else, even.

If I want to menure to say.

Even if it were Brittany in the Cayman Islands, that would have been treated differently.

Oh yeah, you never know, very true.

Yes, you gotta watch what you're doing when you're out here in these streets.

I have a question for you, Yes, Robin, I'm asking for our friends. Oh jeseus. But now I think I'm at the point in my life where this question is relevant. Teenage dating, yes, oh yeah, ooh, what's the rules the timeline? How old is said? Teenager? Fifteen? Okay?

And it has a little crushy poo on someone a fourteen, fourteen year old girl and wants to take her to go get ice cream?

Movie movies? Yes, okay, do you know get David? Is that a thing? David Buster is just still a thing here locally? We have one?

Yeah, Okay, do you know the girl's mother? So I actually used to work with the girl's father. Okay, this I mean the friend. This is according to the friend. Okay, right, friend that I asked before, So actually actually used to Yes, used to work with the girl's father.

Okay. And so we're beyond the point of like communicating with the parents. So we got that straight, right, got that straight check. But it's just like I'm trying to reflect back to my life. Well, I was bad as ship at this age, we know, so yeah, And honestly, I don't think my parents really I never really, I really don't think I actually had a male that I like spent time with a significant amount until my senior year in high school, which was one. So I'm just like,

Yes?

Great, So I take the position that it's great that he's not sneaking around, he's coming to you. Right if you say no, he's going to figure out a way to do it anyway, right, So you should then understand that you should you should say okay, but you put parameters on it, like, Okay, I will drive you guys. Let's say it's go to the movies. I will be there to pick you guys right up. I mean because in the movie theaters, like, what could really happen? Are

Okay, well that and that's where you mind. Thing is like, Okay, if y'all want to go to the movies, then I gotta go see this movie too. Okay, I gotta go sit in the movie theater. Yes, yes, fine, go sit like two rows backs. Fine. This is the crazy part. It's like, this is really when we don't have a life. I'm like, okay, so I gotta take you to all your sports things, your practices, and now I gotta go on your date.

Yes for a little while. Yeah, and you have to talk to him. You have to tell him no, keep your hands to yourself. And don't put it down the girl's pants.

But I just feel like it's really young at like, look at I'm west bringing it. This point is he's very early. Yeah, okay, he he was up un till six in the morning on the phone, so he's talking to her all so cute. You have to very early to be like this locked in. Not really, not really, it's not okay.

I think you have to support it and not support it from the fact that, oh, yeah, go do what you want, but like be on top of it, be involved, and otherwise he's going to sneak around, and you don't want that.

He doesn't have opportunity to sneak around, Robin. There's a will, there's a way, I know, Okay. I'm just saying, yeah, we just he can.

Go out that back door. Well you have alarms, listen, where there's a will.

There's a way.

These kids figure it's out right, So you don't want that. And that's what I always said about my kids. Don't want y'all sneaking around. I want y'all to tell me what's going on.

Right, okay, but at what, in what grade or at what age were you okay with your girls spending on spending time with the boys. Boys.

Yeah, like was that happening in nine read in ninth grade? Yeah, they had like little but they were in school, so they had dances, they had all those kinds of things. And they would, yes, they would talk on the phone. They would FaceTime it to death, and I would tell them like, if you want to, like when a particular boy would come up, I'm like, if you want to do something with him, you have to let me know

Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, because I.

Don't want my child with the boy and I know what's going on, but their parents don't know what's going.

On, right and vice versa exactly. Yes, okay, So when is the date I'm coming? I don't know. I mean we this would be their second one. So we went a few weeks ago to David Bus what was it It's called main event but similar to David Bus and met with the parents and all that, and they went and played like little games. Oh so cute.

Why are you just not telling me describing We've been busy. We've been busy okay, yeah, okay.

So then recently he was like, can we go to the movies? And I'm like, and because I was, we were busy. I was like, I just don't have time, and I'm we we just couldnot be doing a dropping off and picking up, like I just can't do it just yet. No, So I'm sure it'll come up now that I have a little more free time, I'm sure it'll be coming up very soon. Yes, I think that.

Like I remember a couple of times where like Grace would they would go like go eat yogurt or something, go like any place and like sit down and eat, and I was, I was there. I was very much involved. Okay, so welcome to the world of teenage dating. Have we talked about penises and condoms.

At the other day? One asked him if he knew how to put one on? And I just could I just I just couldn't.

Did he say yes? He no, he said no, he said no, Okay, very good. But then did Wane go show him? I don't the bananas?

I don't. I don't even want, like can we? Why are we doing this already?

Because it's life, It's life, and it's okay. You have to embrace it. You just have to worry about one Penis, I gotta worry about all Okay, girls, gotta worry about all of them.

I know I would rather him do that in priv I don't want to participate in that conversation.

Okay, all right, very good, that's good. That's a that's a I'm like, this is man to boyd conversation.

He's like, it's all on me. I'm like, yep, yeah, sure.

Well no, because you need to make sure he knows how to treat you right right, yes.

Yeah, no, no, no, but I think just those difficult conversations he thinks are like all on him, and I'm like, yea is yeah, and say good luck. All right, we're gonna read. I want to read this one think from Asia Gibbs. Yep, another one of them. Okay, Hi ladies, Hi Auntie, Carlee, how's Carly? Auntie? I'm confused by that.

Okay, anyway, I love you both so much and my favorite housewives. I usually listen to the pod on my way to work, and today's episode, Penis Penis Penis had me in literal tears. I was having so hard that I almost hit another car. But I'll don't do that, right, don't do that, but I'll just blame it on the rain, the rain in Connecticut today. Thank you so much for the podcast, ladies. It truly gets me through my darkest days and makes my Mondays so much better. Keep kicking ass, Asia,

Yes, we love hearing that from people.

Yes, and if you could go to what is it iHeart or Apple somebody and rate us?

Oh yes, on Apple, give us and give.

Us like five stars? Is the top five five five is as much as your gear.

Five stars, our great reviews. You know, we had some haters trying and bring us down, but yes, we won't stop. We won't stop. We ain't stopping. What were stopping for? Okay that's all I had to read today. Do you want one more? Sure? Okay? This is from Stephanie Kerr. Okay, do we know Stephanie? No? Okay, thank you for your podcast. It makes my monday.

Hi, Robin and Giselle, I was wondering if you could say hello to my friend Joanna, also a fan of the podcast.

She and I are from Scotland. Oh do you.

Have to say Scotland like that? I think you should always say Scotland. Yes, that's cool, okay, because like you can't really just say Scotland scott No, no, I say Scotland. Yes, she and I are from Scotland, but she recently moved to Boston. Boston, Boston, boss, that's it.

That's it.

She recently moved to Boston for work and she's doing amazing. While we cannot see each other face to face, we catch up about your podcast and the Housewives most weeks, So it'd be nice for you to say hello to her from me all the way across the Atlantic.

Thank you, Stephanie. So Joanna, what's up, joe Ayna Boston? She's from Scotland, Swatland. Yes, from Scotland. How do you go from Scotland to Boston. That's a big difference, that's huge. Yeah, what's up? Joanna? From Stephanie and Robin and Giselle. Thank you for listening to Reasonably Shady. Did you see it before we go? These accents made me think of something I saw an Instagram video. I should have saved it, and it was of a mom in the England or

It was really cute because I always tell people that I'm from London, right and and I'm going into q Q always like it's weird to me.

It's a line. It's a line, right, yes, it's not.

The cute and the what do they say? The bathroom is the toilet, yes, yes, the toilet yes yes, que and washroom no no yeah yeah, sometimes it's wash room yeah yes.

And they always sound so sophisticated and I do to us. Okay, so people over in Scotland, UK and all that, like, do Americans just sound we sound country? Unrefined? Yes, we said, we like. What do we sound like to you? We do not sound like ryalty? Yes we sound generic. Yes, please tell us your opinions about everything we wanted the nitty gritty. Yes, and that is our episode. Guys. We love you guys so much.

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