Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jazelle Bryan. What's up? What's up? Y'all?
This is Robin Dixon. It is such a blessing and so wonderful to be here with.
You once again. I know, and guys like y'all can't see her have a rymen, it's looking really cute. She has on like fould leather because I don't want the leather people coming for us. Red, Is that like it's like a little matching short set? Short set? Is it pulforrated? What is it like? I made up a word perforate, perforated, Yes, so it's perforated perforated leather like short set? Yeah, Red, it's extremely cute, y'all get into it. That's what we're
doing for the summer. Is that what we're doing?
No, that was just because there was cameras my house before you got here, and you know, I have to put on a little cue outfit usually because usually what I what do I look like when you're here?
A mess? Yeah? Exactly, a hot mess. Okay, So we have things to talk about, but first and foremost. Y'all already know we're gonna talk about our reasonably shady moment of the week week week week? Should it be like, no, no, what do you you? You you have to go first because your reasonably shady moment is kind of like I want to piggyback on it. Yeah, okay, oh okay, all right.
So recently I took a trip out of the country, and you know, I went with some friends, girl friends.
Jaze was one of them. We'll put that in parentheses friends or your quotes.
Oh yeah, quote air quotes. Put some air quotes around that. So we went on a trip out of the country.
Uh huh. You know, everything was great.
We got got you know, got to the trip, got got on the plane, took our trip, had a good time. Ready to come home. It was how to ship went, Yes, couldn't wait to get home now, mind you.
When you're ready to come home. You're ready to come home? Yes, yes, And it's like nothing in you wants to stay where you are. You're ready to come home.
Yeah, you don't want to spend another second there, right, not one more, not one. So we're all checking in. It's like a whole I mean it's a large group of people traveling together, and everybody's checking in and they're just you know, waiting for everyone else to finish checking in. And I get to the counter and the lady I give him my passport and she was like, can I see your confirmation number? And I'm like, right there, I was like, something ain't right because, like, you know, because.
I'm checking it next to you, and nobody asked me for my confirmation right exactly.
So I give it to her and she's just typing away. She's like hmm, She's like, you don't have reservation. I said, oh what I said, I don't know have a what? Like, what do you mean I came here, like I have a round trip flight?
Yes, I came here. There was nothing wrong.
She said, your flight was canceled, which that's right.
Didn't make any sense.
Right, made zero sense because who, what, where? Why and how anyone canceled my flight for no reason. Secondly, why would the airline, Like why would my flight out of this large group travel you know there's large travel at least forty people traveling, yes, yeah, why would my ticket be canceled?
Right? Why?
And then why wouldn't I know this before? I got to the airport. I mean, it was just all types of.
Whys and I'm gonna put them out there. United Airlines, Yes, yes, it United? Hi y'all doing which sidebar?
I saw a report recently that said Delta Alaska and some other airline were rated like the top three airlines.
Was United on there? No? Oh? Okay, was an American? No, because I'm an American girl? Really?
Yes, no, I'm i'mna look it up. It was like an airline I've never traveled, hold on so anyway, yes, so she first of all, and I'm not going to you know, boohoo, poor me. I flew first class going there, yes, next to me, yes, next to you. And I would have flown first class coming home. However, there were no more first class tickets, and so we had to actually buy a whole new ticket for you know, economy plus. And I wasn't gonna throw a fit because I wasn't
in first class. I'm like, at least I'm going home. I'm making my way home, you know, let me just figure out, you know, Okay, I won't have my my nice meal service or whatever.
I'll be okay. But it was just insane, like I've never experienced that before. I see, and this happened to the right person, not the wrong. Yes, I would have thrown a complete hissy and a fit on it. I would have been so angry. I would have been like, who the hell is in first class that I can get out of first right? Take my seat? Okay, right?
It was it happened to the right person because I was definitely like, I think for me, I was like, Okay, at least there was a ticket on the plane that we were able to purchase and so that I could get home. However, so I wasn't going to like throw a fit about first class, not first class, none of that.
I'm like, and and it's time to go home. It's time to go home. It's time now.
If there was no seat on that plane period situation, oh yeah, I would have been swinging bags and like.
Raither hell, going crazy and crying and the range would have come out range. Honey, it was so hot. I just you know, it's it was so hot. So yes, So while actually and while we were away, can we talk about in our in our town, not in our town, in our area, the DMV area, a bear was on the loose, multiple bears, multiple bears multiple And when I say on the loose, they were like in residential neighborhoods,
just like chilling in a tree, yes, yes, what's up y'all? Yes, hopping from tree to tree, yes, walking down the street, down the sidewalks. So there were.
Bears in Howard County in DC, like in Montgomery County.
Yes.
And so I had to look it up, okay, because I'm like, what is going on with the bears? I like to like in the summertime, I like to walk outside, and I got some trees around my house and stuff.
I'm like, I don't want to be eaten by a bear.
No, so they say, during this time of year, the bears like relocate and.
For whatever reason, so they go for where to wear a cave to a what.
Okay, So apparently you know, like we okay, we us humans, all of our building and construction and all that, we've pushed the bears farther and farther out into Like you know, great.
Great, I'm happy about that, right because I'm not. I'm not here for the bears, I know. I know.
So they do a little relocating I think in order to mate.
It has something to do with like the mating. Okay, let me set it up from PG to.
Right.
They're usually in like Frederick County, somewhere up in the mountains. For some reason, they have migrated down here.
Listen, I don't know. Okay, if you ever want to laugh, go ahead.
But I had to try to keep that report from from the people in my house from seeing that report.
Is this a one moment one the boys because they would never walk outside again scared of the bear?
What?
So scared? So scared?
But all three of them, they would never leave the house again or never walk outside again if they knew that bears were on the loose.
Okay, So let's not tell the rest of the people you live they found out? Oh my god. Okay, if okay, tell one especially because he would find this funny. Did I show you the the bear video? The bear? Okay, So this happened before and it's it's like the funniest video ever. So there was a bear that was in a tree and the wellness the bear people decided to get him out. So best case scenario, you shoot him
at a tranquilizer. The bear falls out the tree. But they didn't want to hurt the bear, so they put a trampoline on the ground. Okay, so that happened here locally. That was the video video. So the bear falls out the tree onto the trampoline and all you see is the bear in the air like sprawled out like two arms oh my legs out and it is like it is like doing like a somersault in the h and then it lands not on the trampoline but on the ground like and it is still I'm allowed, please google
bear trampoline okay, trampoline bear. And then was the bear so when it landed, was it like passed out, passed out? Okay? It was splat, you know, splat. Yeah. So then the bear man comes and picks him up and they put him into like a little truck or something and they carry him off, and report says the bear.
Was okay, it was okay, okay, okay, but I guess it broke its fall.
Whose idea was it to put a trampoline at the end of the tree? Okay? Who who said this is a good idea? It was breaking his fall. It wasn't a fool proof solution. It just broke his fall. Oh god, that's hilarious.
But no, okay, So those bears though I read mm hmm, because I had to reassure the people at my house. They are more scared of people. They're just looking for food. They only really eat, you know, they eat the berries and the nuts and stuff. And so they said, if you ever encounter one, just like, do something to scare it.
Oh. I thought you're supposed to stand still.
No, they said, to like to like something to scare it, like, you know, okay, something like that. Okay, wave your hands in the air. Yeah, okay, yeah, and it's a little twirk. Yeah, and it'll run away, might join you you Okay.
Speaking of bad decisions, I talk about Nick Cannon really quickly, okay, because he has tried to make an excuse for his bad decisions of twelve children. Okay, And the excuse is have you heard the excuse? No? Okay. The excuse goes a little something like this. Nick Cannon says he has visions and believe believes God told him, oh, come on, be a father to many. Oh stop it. That's why he decided to, oh stop it, twelve counting thirteen kids so he can make it into heavens. What this is
his bridge to heaven? Yes? Oh stop, that's what the people say he said he gets visions from God to him that he needs to be a father to many. Now many in my book, because like a couple is two, yeah, three is many?
Okay, a father to three, that's many?
Many is three? You know, like a few? A few is three, three, four as many? Okay, we could have stopped that four? Okay. How we get to twelve? Yeah? How we get to twelve? Yeah? Because God said he's continuing. Did he say he stopped yet? He said he's continuing to have divisions. Now I have to digress and say that I watch Ratchet TV. Y'all know I'll watch Ratchet TV. Y'all know I'm a lover of loving hip hop. Okay, okay, So I am here to tell y'all Love and hip
Hop has changed stations. They have gone from v H one to MTV. Really, I hate that. I know this. Okay, and Love and hip Hop in Atlanta, Robin stopped judging me. You are looking at me with judgments. So wait, it's like currently on air. Okay, listen to me when I tell you they have moved from Monday nights to Tuesday. Oh my, okay, okay, you know what? Okay, what time look at eight o'clock. Stop judging me. So Brie is
a new person. Think her name is Brie? Her name Brie anyway, the one that was seeing Nick for eight years. This is not the one on selling Sunset, is it? No? Not her? Okay, there's another. Oh, Jessica White.
Jessica White, Okay, all right, because that Bree's on selling Sunset, not her.
She has a baby, Okay, okay, Brie, I mean just White. I hate that any of this former model or who is a model. Let's just call her model. She's model, always model. Yeah, she was dating him for eight years.
Huh.
She did not get a baby out this man. Okay, no baby from Jessica White. And she says that she is traumatized by this relationship. What because she was in the dark about all these other relationships she was he was having other people.
Okay, wait a minute, So he was having all of these children that we know about.
Because it's public for eight years.
Yes, and she didn't know those that entire eight years. This since she was.
Traumatized, okay, okay, So I wanted to just hug Jessica White. Let her know, girl, you have dodged the bull. That's the bullet, a big, big old vision having bullets. Okay, Okay, is this news to everyone that Nick Cannon was in a relationship for eight years? It was news to me now I kind of I kind of feel like it. Carla can look it up. This was a while ago. The eight year span was not currently after Mariah, after Mariah, before baby number five. We need to yes, we need to do the math on that.
Yes, that doesn't even sound right, like he's not even that old to have been.
Listen, you know it's a situation. Okay, So can we talk about I diress two things speaking of strange people?
Your ahead, No, I guess I'm thinking, Okay, you had twelve kids, but they're all like the same age almost right, Like, what's the ages of his kids?
You know what, that's a good question.
It's not like, oh, it's over this long period of time that he is twelve kids.
Yes, they're all pretty well when we stay close in age, like it's by months and weeks, right, it's not years, it's not it's danged right, Frank, how does he I mean the labor and delivery nurses know him? Oh yeah, personally, yes, Okay, they know his birthday, they know his shoe size, or.
If they get birth in the same hospital. I'm sure they're all in l A right, I don't know.
I mean he has a person's own birth. Yes, he has a single ye wing, the birthing sweet at La Sini, the Nick Cannon maternity wing. Yes, yes, I mean does he know that he is he will be a joke for the rest of his life. I'm sure he does. He I don't think so, and we and we and we were just joking on him when he used to wear turbans. Right, turban We don't even care about that whole news. Urban's his old news now. Okay, Carly has tea from across the room. Charlie Carly gave up the tea. Okay.
So they dated on and off between twenty fifteen and twenty twenty. Okay, so that's five years a miscarriage by him, Yes, Okay, So let's okay, let's rewind Jessica White. Carly has done the research. They were in a relationship between twenty fifteen and twenty twenty. Okay, she had a miscarriage, and we're now in twenty twenty three. So yes, he's definitely had all those kids on her O yes, yes, So they weren't really together. They were kind of together maybe, or
they were together from in her mind. They were together. They were just together on the weekends from Thursday to Monday. That's when they were together. The rest of the week he was free. Okay, Lord, So can we talk about Elon Musk and Zuckerberg? This is the battle? When is the fight list? Said? I can't even believe that, Mark said Marcus Zuckerberg with his gumfy in the location.
Is Elon Musk going to fight Mark Zuckerberg in a cage match? Is this the weirdest timeline we can all possibly imagine. It started when Musk applied to an article detailing metas plan to launch a Twitter competitor called Threads When You was a reply to Musk quote, be careful, Elon, I heard Zuckerberg does the jiu jitsu now, to which Musk responded quote, I'm up for a cage match if he is.
Now.
Zuckerberg has responded to Musk and agreed to go head to head in a cage match, writing on his Twitter story quote send me the location.
And he is. We all thought he was the punk because I mean, his pump dumb, his square dumb was the reason why Facebook was starting, right exactly. That was his way to get girlfriends.
But you know these billionaires, they you know, they start off his nerds, yes, right, look at it before and after Elon Musk picture, Okay, google it. Yes, when you're free to get a little money, and then they start just to do like weird the right to themselves. They have new experiences, so they you know, he probably is taking some some ultra bionic you know strength, which one which one?
Zuckerberg both up?
Okay, you know Zuckerberg, He's probably gone down the path of like, Okay, I'm gonna be a bionic man, and I'm gonna lift forever. Not lift forever, I'm gonna lift one thousand pounds.
Like I'm telling you. He wants some new ship. He want some new ship. He's on some new news. So he when he went from Facebook to Meta, that's when Meta is some new news.
You know what if Zuckerberg and Elon mush show up to fight each other, Yeah, that might not even be Zuckerberg that shows up.
Who's showing up? Like the AI version rhyman, you're on something. I think you're right.
I think you're right, and that's why he can be so big and bold, and.
That's why he said send the address.
Yes, yes, send the location, because Elon already does jiu jitsu.
And all that he does. Oh I think so yeah, Okay, so let's back up for people that don't understand what you're talking about. Okay, So Eli Musk. Yes, by the way, why is his last name Musk? I mean it's just that's Musky? I mean, can we just call it Musky for sure? Okay.
Anyway, apparently Facebook meta whatever is coming out with a somebody leaked that Facebook is coming out with a platform to rival Twitter that's like similar to Twitter.
Okay, for the record, yeah I could do that. That's so easy to do. It's just like a platform and like talk shit. Really, like the platform should be really called talk shit. You're welcome. I want my ten percent, like and that would rival Twitter just talk shit.
I guess I don't know if you could do it, but okay, So Musk has made it. But it's not a unique idea clearly at this point, right right, But they say, you know, Facebook stole you know, because what we had TikTok and then all of a sudden we have Instagram, reel and all this stuff. So, like you know, Facebook meta, they all come behind and take somebody's idea, right, try to one up, try.
To duplicate, blah blah blah.
So yes, so I guess Elon Musk had something to say in response to that, and then it turned into maybe Elon mustering some some type of physical something, and zack Berg says, send the actress. He said something like we can send in a ring, yes, and and make and charge people fifteen ninety nine to subscribe or something nonsense.
Okay, this is what I'm thinking. Because he's a billionaire, so they only think about money, right, how to make it? So U Zuckerberg said, send the address, right.
Send the address, send the location. So when is this happening?
Because I am are we paying a fifty ninety Yes, okay, you could come over. I'll buy it, thank you. You know my cheap ads. I am not buying that. Okay, I'll throw a party. Okay, But how who do you think would win? Because I do feel like Musky is a little scrappy.
I'm I would you know if it if it's the regular Zuckerberg and not the AI Zuckerberg.
Yeah, I'm gonna put it on musk, you don't put the money. He's gonna win, he's gonna take he's gonna take him down in what three three rings? Or is this like a t k oh first round one minute knockout t k O. Mmm no not first round, not first round because they both these are money dudes, so they both know that they would make more money if it went longer. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give it five five rounds. Yeah, I'm for that. Yeah. Okay, So then on what on what platform do we do
we talk shit about? Oh? On what platform do they play it? Right?
Because see in that and that might be why it never happens, because they won't be able to agree.
Yes on what platform and what the split is. Listen, I don't know. It's no, they're gonna play it on talk Ship platform, the new platform that's coming out.
Oh wait, speaking of Twitter beefs, did you see Anita Baker? No, not the grand Anita Baker, but Anita Baker was going in on Babyfaces fans? Why because so they apparently so Anita Baker's on tour. Okay, Babyface is like the opener. Oh he opens for Anita huh okay. And something has happened with Babyfaces fans getting mad at Anita Baker.
Why, yeah, they were.
It was a whole feud, okay, and it ends in her removing Babyface from the tour.
What yes, okay, but but pause? Why is he opening for Anita? Like? Babyface got more hits than Anita Baker all day long? Right just by the stuff that he wrote? Right right? I mean, I feel like, yeah, why is he opening for her? I don't know.
I don't know, So hold on, I gotta find some of the stuff that she hold on, give me a second.
As you're looking that up. I'm sitting here thinking I could run off about five baby Face songs right now, right you? Okay? Oh no, I'm not singing no, go for it, okay, okay. So we have the Whitney Houston song. Shoot shoot, shoot, shoot dude. Okay, that's number one, number two you love shut up, brou you lovesh it brought your ass home. That's actually Tony that's actually wrote all these. He wrote that he wrote what song about am I you got that wh whip a peel whipp Okay, that's four? Okay,
we could go on. Anita Baker had caught up in the rapture love is that it? Yeah, that's it. No, that's not it. That's it, that's it. That's it. She had ooh, Aim Joe, that's it. She had too, love you, Anita, But you don't have that many hits on. So at this point they just need to do a versus Well, No, I don't. I don't really I would. Let me tell you what Mary J. Blige said about the verses. She was like, I'd be damned if I'm gonna get up there and be and go toe to toe and back
and forth with somebody. No, I'm Mary J. Blige. I'm just gonna sing my songs and do my dance. She's and she's right, and she's absolutely right. Like, I think it cheapens the artistry of the work, right, I think.
I mean, And if you think about it's like, who would you put against Mary J. Blige in a versus No one? I think I heard people say, like Mariah, But I'm like, that's not even the same genre.
No, that's not you know what I'm saying. But I feel like it would cheapen both of them to do it. Yeah, I mean, no, shade to who's who runs versus Swiss Beats. No shade to Swiss Beats, but shade. Oh put your wife put in it? Put Alicia no, exactly that nobody okay, Robin can't find it, back and forth, okay, So what was the end result?
She literally what was she calling babyfaces fans, Kenny's crazies or something.
Not Kenny's crazy, so something like that. She couldn't come up with anything better than that.
So she was on Twitter because she says she was cyberbully by Kenny's crazies because he whatever happened with the show, and she's telling them, you know, Babyface, call off your fans, they're bullying.
Me and blah blah blah.
But she was acting crazy and then ends up removing him from the tour like it was just who.
Did she replace him with? I probably nobody.
Let's see after silent This is her tweet removing him after silently and during cyber bullying, verbal abuse, and threats of violence from the fan base of our special guest, Slash Support ACTA support act in the interest of personal safety. I will continue the Songstress tour alone. Appropriate refunds will be made.
Blessings. Okay, Okay, let's back up, Let's back up. We Face. I don't care what you say about him. He's a legend. Okay, Babyface has written more songs than anyone I know, right, Okay, let's start there, more than we actually know. Like there's so many songs that we don't.
Even realize that baby Face and written more than okay, but writing them and performing them. So when you think about the songs that he actually sang, that you would want to sit and listen to him sing, it's not.
That but he who was was he would take six or the deal? Was it take six? I think it was six. I don't know anyway, ye remember he was there Reginald him being listen take the deal after seven listen. Okay, clearly I'm not a baby Face fan. Look, I'm kinda like I am, but you're clearly not Anita Baker Face. But I mean Anita. I like Anita. Yeah, but like come on, and we should all be supporting each other
and Anita no shade. But people were there for baby Face, like they're there for him for me, for me, but like you can't that away from him, right.
So she so she's like she doesn't want yes, Kenny Crazies as she calls him. We're reportedly terrorizing the sixty five year old after she clarified a few misconceptions about her song Stress tour. The Whip a Pill Crooner is the opening supporting act for Baker on Seid tour. But this is something the Rapture singer feels his fans aren't accepting, so they don't like that he's the support act. I kind of don't like it either, so she said, dearest one,
you are not privy to the contracts. Yes, Babyface, a special guest slash support act on my tour. This false narrative of a co headliner is creating unrealistic expectations and aggression from his fans toward me. He should tell you guys the truth. Then she said he was contracted by her manager to help expose him to her arena sized fan base.
What okay, stop okay, stop it, Okay, let's just talk about a bad bitch because you're not acting like that.
Then once people start attacking her, Kenny's crazy, as are online bullies. Babyface, please call off your fans. I have been only kind and supportive of you as the special guest slash support on my.
Tour Okay, So do you remember when this is reminding me? Do you remember when Mary J. Blige we were just talking about went on tour with Maxwell? Do you remember that? No, not too long ago. So it was a debate on somebody was telling me a little bit of the behind the scenes, a debate of who was going to go on first. Oh right, okay. So Maxwell supposedly has has
stage or performance anxiety. Okay, so he didn't want to go on after her because she was going to No, he didn't want to go on before her because he needs the crowd to be warmed up and ready. Okay, okay, because he has anxiety. Okay, which is a little weird because it's like you're this is what you do, all right? But anyway, no judgment. So Mary J. Blige, she said, I don't care where you put me, Kay, I'm gonna
kill it if you put me in the beginning. I'm gonna kill if you put me in the don't right, And that's what she did. She went off first and killed it. Okay, and then Maxwell came out and people left.
What Yeah, because I feel like like Maxwell doesn't have like bangers, like I mean, a Maxwell show. I'm sure is great, but like you listen to a Mary J. Bli show and you like pumps and getting in, you dancing and you're reminiscent, and you like right, and then Maxwell comes on and it's like, huh, you know it's.
Like Maxwell me, Okay, that's backwards. It's a little strength. I get that. Yeah, I get that. Can I tell you what else? She said? Okay, all right, okay with Anita?
She said, there is a white man behind these grown black men harassing me and gaslighting my fence because he can't take over this tour. So I think talking about like a manager. She's talking about like she's talking about someone like behind the show.
I don't know.
It's so he wants to destroy Kenny's crazy narcissist Babyface, call off your boys?
What is going on? What is happening? I Needa just get on that stage to sing hello.
She's like replying to people, right, Hello, Demon, I'm right, Anita Baker here, you need followers. Don't you let me put you on blast real quick? What nice is my friend dj D?
Nice D?
Nice is my friend? Luther made me my first million, and Babyface's contract was for my special guest support.
I can't. I can't. We treated him like, Okay, what you're not gonna do is is shade babyface, okay, because I'm still whipping on the whip appel. Okay, moving on. Can we talk about the submarine? Yes? Because apparently I was clueless to this entire story until when today, literally this morning, Okay, I've been waking up like every morning wondering where the submarine.
Eh.
My glam Carling had to like clue me in on what's going on. Okay, because cal was like, just so, can we talk about the submarine? And I was like, boy, curl my hair. And then he was like, just why don't you care about the submarine? The submarine summary? I was like, well, tell me what's going over the submarine. So once they started breaking it down to me, I
was like, holy shit, yes, okay. So at this point they found the submarine, there are they all have passed away, correct, so they're presumed to be dead.
The Titanic submersible that gripped the world's headlines met its end in what the US Coastguard calls a catastrophic implosion that killed all five passengers aboard, but the search that led to this discovery and the race against time to find the passengers alive became a five day multinational rescue operation that captured global attention.
I was told by cal that they were just doing a two hour tour, yeah, of the deep blue Sea.
So they were going to the Titanic wreckage. They were going to visit the Titanic.
Correct.
It takes an hour and forty five minutes to get down, according to the submarine people or whatever. And then what were they going to do, like just just be like, oh that's the Titanic, cool.
And take pictures and then come back up. Was that the plan?
I guess they're not getting out of that little submarine thing. I guess they maybe they could drive. They could probably just go all around it, maybe get close to it or whatever, and then go back up. So let's say two hours down, two hours up, an hour.
Down, okay, so a five hour situation, yeah, okay, got it now. And then who woke up in the middle of the night and said, oh my god, I have to see the Titanic wreckage. Billionaires who are bored? Who are bored? Okay?
Who have done everything? So you know, one of the billionaires on there flew into space. Yes, and they were flying people into space.
Yes, I saw that now and one did one have? Was there a wife in there? It was a son, a son.
It was a billionaire Pakistani man and his son. Okay, it was another billionaire from like, uh, I guess he's British, a British billionaire, Pakistani billionaire, his son. Another guy that's like an explorer, like a diver explorer situation French French guy. And then the owner, the CEO of the company.
Of the company, Ocean Ocean Gate Company, who clearly who didn't do his job, no shave shade. This is the most insane part to me.
They operate this submarine using a video game controller what yes, like like the Vita, a pet PlayStation controller.
That is how they move it around. That is how they operate. So they plugged PlayStation in. I'm so confused. How do you know that they've because I'm invested in this, so the research I have looked it up. I have tried to figure out. Okay, So it's like, what happened to the GPS ping because it's always like you know the ping from it, you can you know where it is. Why did we lose track of that? Right?
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Why did we lose? So they lost contact? So apparently they were communicating through text messages, which is not crazy to me.
No, that's a lot. There's no Wi Fi under right, So that was I don't know. I've read that somewhere.
So but okay, so they lost communication with the mothership.
Okay, and I guess that's.
How they keep in touch and they know how to come back up. I don't know this sh So that's the part that confused me. Okay, so they lost you know what it is? They can't see down there. It's like pitch black, right, but by at lights?
Right?
But how do you in like the ocean, in the big ocean, Like how do you know where you're going? Like you need someone to communicate like coordinates and stuff to you.
So if they lost mine, who really knows how to drive a submarine? Yeah, okay, let's start there.
So if you lost communication with who whatever uptop is telling you where to go and stuff, I don't know, like you're like literally just this is the ocean. But apparently the they must have made it down there because the latest report is that there's a debris field a field of debris, which I guess they presume is the submarine or submersible whatever they call it.
They exploded. They said it from pressure, so the pressure probably got them before they even made it down there. This is my assumption. I agree. Yeah, I think they were laded before they got down there. Yeah, but.
I don't agree with that because they say the debris field is near the Titanic.
Yeah, well they were going straight down, right.
But I mean, the ocean is so vast, it's like, okay, it doesn't matter, like how if you were going straight down like, it still is gonna travel, like the water is still going to like put the debris somewhere else.
So they had to have been close.
They had to have made it close to the Titanic for the debris field to be close to the Titanic.
So then I heard that another step son of one of the dudes was went to the concert because he said, to hell with all of them. Okay, he said, yeah, I'm gonna be I'm a mourn at the concert as I am talking and living my best life. He went to a Blink one eighty two concer. Okay, okay, So then Cardi B said this is horrible. This is disgusting.
If I'm presumed dead or if I'm lost, you better be in the house crying and I and at first I was with her until I found out it was the step son really doesn't give a damn and he's just waiting for his mama to get okay. He said.
He went on some platform and made a video. It said he has one hundred dollars to his name. Oh so I really don't give a damn. Woman who has one hundred? The step son?
Step son? Oh yeah, my stepfather is a billionaire. Listen, and I have one hundred dollars. He's waiting for his mama to get the insurance policy, honey, okay, because he wants more than one hundred dollars.
Yeah, I'm understanding. He's probably okay. He was okay before, during and after.
Yeah. That wait, mine speaking of billionaires and it's not even what we're supposed to talk about. But can we talk about Michael Jordan please? Yeah? Okay? Have you seen the movie Air? It was on in my house. I didn't really watch it though, Why Robbing? It's good? Yes? Oh? Is it okay?
People don't know what the hell a Nike is what's a Converse NBA All Star Shoot?
This is nothing coople about naking. You would have to have a pretty compelling pitch.
I can tell him.
The one thing the other companies can't compete with our basketball division is terrible. I do not love it. Okay, So it's a little you know, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Ben, by the way, looks really happy in this movie, and he doesn't when he's with his wife. But that's not the point of the story. Okay. Anyway, So and I'm joking, he's not happy in this movie. He plays. He plays the president of Nike, Phil Night. They would
go he plays full Night. So, long story short, when Mike was going around trying to get a deal, he wanted to sign with Converse and or Adidas. They were going to give him like a bullshit deal. They were going to give him a deal that was underneath Bird
and Magic. Yeah. Right, So the mama said, I don't know if that's true, but this is what they say in the story that the mama said, look here, mister Nike, we want a percentage of all of the shoes sold, right smart And he was like, we're only going to sell like three million dollars worth of shoes what whatever? Give it on? So they got it right for life. Okay. So in that first year, they sold one hundred and sixty two million worth of Air Jordan's and they said
he makes four hundred million a year of sales. You said four hu hundred million dollars a year like now yes, today passive passive income just based off the sales of anything air, Nike, wow, Nike air whatever. My question is how much does Marcus have? Who's dating large? Okay, I want to know. That's a good question because he's looking very attractive now, lots of you better hide your man, I got it. Okay, there's that, and there is let's say Mike drops dead tomorrow. What is you know, does
that money continue to go to the family? Yeah, Like I want to know what the contract is? Yeah, okay, yeah, good information? Is it? Is it? Because if it goes continues to go to like his kids and his kids kids. Right, that's incredible great, that is an incredible freaking good as it should. Yes, Okay, So I feel like that's ten percent because they did say four billion is made a year on Air Jordan's. Okay, four billion a year and he gets four undred millions. Yeah, okay, so he gets
ten percent. What the fuck? Right, Like, that's amazing, that's awesome. Yes, and that's not going to stop. It's not going to stop.
Yeah, because I feel like it's crazy. It's like there are Jordans that were popular ten twenty years ago.
That coming back people still wear, right.
And there's some that people don't really care about, but like there's some that like there are classics that people wear all the time, all the time.
Yeah. So, speaking of Larsa, you know, she's getting half of Scotty's money, half of his retirement, half of his retirement. Do you think Scotty is mad? Yes, Scotty's livid. Yes, okay, but like what lawyer does she have because that's wait, okay, so let's finish up Cycicle, right, Okay, let's finish up mic for a second. Remember when him and Waneda got a divorce and everybod but he was up in arms about the fact that she was getting I think sixty million dollars was it?
I thought it's more like one hundred million. Okay, let's say it was one hundred Okay.
That's nothing, right. Every year this man gets for for waking up in that's all he does, just wakes up, plays golf, gets one hundred million exactly, what the fuck? Exactly? So like back up off one, need it with whatever she got, right, Okay, that's now, let's get to Larsa and A. Yes, how did she get this money? I am? But wouldn't that Why wouldn't she Why wouldn't she get that?
If that? If they were I thought they were divorced already, so this deal should have already been I think she went back to court maybe or maybe this portion wasn't air, that wasn't finalized.
Okay, So from what I understand, when you're dealing with like a pension retirement pension, Yeah, it's not like cut and dry like for when it comes to like for the divorce courts to I don't know it was the and I just know that from my experience.
You know what I'm saying. Okay, Yeah, Yeah, it's.
Just it's not a cut and dry simple thing that you.
Can just like put in the agreement, you know. I don't know.
It's just there's some other things involved when you come to like the pension.
So that takes time, I think. So okay, yeah, So Okay, Larsa, I A'm mad. Yeah did they say? Did they?
Because it also they had to calculate this is what it was, all right, So he has his pension. His pension you know, continues to grow. So it's not that she's getting fifty percent of what it is today. Yeah, she's getting She's getting fifty percent of what it is up until the endires. No, no, no, like from while they were married.
Oh what I'm saying. Okay, yeah yeah, yeah.
So so they have to calculate because it you know, grows interests and they you know, invested in all that type of stuff, they have to calculate what that number actually is.
Okay, but because but that's not an easy calculation that could literally take a mathematician.
Yeah, but then they probably also you know, pushing back on it and fighting.
I don't know, I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying.
It's like hard to like really just carve that out just like right away.
Okay, And they were married for what twenty five years? They were married, No, twenty three years, I think so really, yeah, they were so I would assume that they were married for the majority of the time and he was playing.
Yeah, so yeah, she's she's old something, but probably not the whole time. So yeah, I mean it's it's it's a big calculation they got to work on.
Okay, go Larson, I'm mad at Yeah, yeah she's good. And then yeah and then she got Oh Marcus. I want to know how much money Marcus is? Like, like what does Mike in the morning? Like every year does Mike say, Okay, I'm going to break you off X million dollars a year? Right? Probably not? You think you don't think? So I would mark five billion? Who Marcus is worth one point five? I don't know. Can't you can't you can't do that. None of that's on Google.
Okay, but I mean, like listen, y'all, y'all go on Google people's network.
It is a lie.
Every it doesn't it's based off of what exactly. I guess it's not accurate.
So but like at Thanksgiving, like, what's the conversation, Hey Dad, when are you gonna cut me? At chat? Right? Like that's the conversation I have.
And then it must be hard because it's like, Okay, as a billionaire, you have all this money coming in your kids like you want them to I think he has like a sneaker business.
Or something, does he? Why would you do that? Right? This what I'm saying, Like why would your kids work? Like what would they all of course work, you know, fulfill your dreams whatever they may be, But like, why would you be in competition with your dad who makes four hundred?
I think he like read. I think he kind of like retails sneakers. So you know he did like the hard to find. Yeah, okay, yeah, I think he does something like that. But it's kind of like, how do you how do you muster up the motivation to do something like that?
I don't know, I don't know, but I'm looking at him. I'm looking at his beard because you know, he he's the man with the beard a whole different kind of way. Well, baby, okay, anyway, moving on really quickly, because Larsta, I don't I don't, I don't want your your Ma'm I'm happy for you, Larsa. Okay, you did good, did good for yourself, honey, keep that only fans alive. So this is last, but not least, because we got to get out of here. So people
were mad. People keep getting mad at us when we talk about Harry and making you know, that some people do yes, And somebody wrote us a letter and I was gonna read it, but I can't find it. So let me just say this, okay, I said, And you were like, just say, I'll stop talking about her. I said her podcast was gonna be some shit. No, I didn't say that. Okay, let me just say what I really said. I said, we wasn't nobody gonna listen because she has a fake accent, right I said that. No,
I did say that. You just her podcast? Yeah, you just said it was just boring, Okay, I think so. I didn't. I never listened to it. I just said she had a fake accent. Remember remember Mariah Carey said, girl, you are do you something anyway? Yeah? They were dropped by Spotify what began.
Marco has been accused of faking interviews made under her lucrative podcast deal. This is according to pod News, The Duchess of Sussex's staff conducted interviews with guests for her podcast Archetypes, and her voice was later dubbed in. The allegation comes just days after Spotify ended their twenty million dollar partnership.
Marco was reportedly unable to fulfill the content benchmarks set by the pricey twenty twenty Spotify deal, only producing twelve episodes.
Twenty million dollar deal. Spotify said, y'all are lazy. Oh, and y'all don't want to work. These are not guys. Do not write me a letter. These are not my words. It's theirs. Really, y'all are lazy, y'all don't want to work, and all of the employees at Spotify were completely flabbergasted and frustrated and upset. Whatever. Anyway, drop twenty million dollar deal drop. Okay. So now all right, this headline is different. Okay, wait,
I'm not done. Okay. So to add insult to injury, the lady that no one cares about, Camilla decided to wear a door outfit because do your drop making too? Oh, people are going on a hate making train. And Megan, I'm telling you right now, Jaselle did not start it. What I'm just gonna finish it. Okay, I'll kidding. Okay, let's see.
So they mutually agreed to part ways nearly three years after they signed on to produce podcasts and audio shows for the streaming giant okay yes, planning the deal, they released only one audio series, The Megan hosted archetypes and a thirty minute twenty twenty okay special.
Okay, Yeah, they got real.
They realized that this podcasting business is yes, real, it's a real job.
It's a real job. And thank y'all for everybody who listens to reasonably shady. So hopefully won't you drop funny? So, yes, you do have people that do defend them.
So I'm gonna okay, yes, because there's two sides to every story. Yeah, all right, so what's the other side? Well, as far as the podcast, I don't know, but Leanna Tyson says, love you both, don't ever let the haters get you down. I'm a day one listener and always look forward to your show. I love Robin's laugh and her practical life view, and I love the lighthearted, joyful of you that Jaselle has every time Jazelle says what
I'm dying laughing. Why, Yes, she said, I'm so happy that y'all exist out there.
You make my mondays.
Just want to say that with Megan and Harry, there's just a little mix up in the story. They didn't say the words high speed car chase. They said near catastrophic car chase. They never claimed it was high speed. They only used words like aggressive and relentless to describe the chase. It seems a lot of people in the media and in the blocks assumed high speed, maybe because that's what happened to Diana, or maybe because outside of New York City, for a car chase to be catastrophic,
it would need to be high speed. New York City driving is dangerous on its own without.
The speed element. Laura is that her name? Laura Ann liamne Lean Spotify said high speed and no speed. Y'all are dropped. This is she just wants us. This is her message to us. Anyway, love your girls, please continue to ignore the haters. There's so much twisted misinformation out there about you guys, and Megan too.
And also, please don't become what you hate either by believing the misinformation on her and then hating on another beautiful black woman.
Yeah, we didn't say she wasn't beautiful. So she is very pretty. We like, we like the way that Megan looks. We're not hating, We're just stating facts. Yes, but she I felt that, you know, you fet what like what she said?
You know, I feel like we just hear one side of the story and we just you know, we believe, we may believe it about Megan Harry, and we just run with it.
And I'm like, you know what, that happens to us too, it does, so Megan, We're sorry.
So yes, yes, we will try to look at both sides of the story. Will However, they learned very quickly that podcasting takes work, and they are too busy trying to I.
Don't know, do what I don't know, be in high speed car chasing. Okay, guys, we are out of here. We love y'all so much. Thank you for listening, and don't ever forget to live your life, either reasonable or shady, or about fighting. By Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
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