| Ep 85 | Four Times A Night?!

using right now? Charlotte Tillbury? That's what I love all right now? Yeah, I love her. And it's like glowy Oh yes, uh huh Robin Dixon with the glow over here. I'll be getting a natural glow one day soon. Yes, you have a VACA plan. Yes, okay, you can talk about it off air, because if Robin tells me now, y'all gonna meet her at wherever place you're going. So we ain't gonna tell y'all. I mean, I don't know

about that that. Oh Asia, Asia gonna meet you all right, Okay, anyway, we have things that we need to tell y'all about. First of all, the Black Effect Podcast Festival is happening April twenty second. We're so excited about it. It's in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, and it's so our segment is going to be reasonably shady slash checking in so we'll be with Michelle Williams. Awesome, that'll be fun. It's gonna be all about your mental health. Yes, you know, we're gonna make it shady and reasonable. All

that is done. Yeah, But and then the rest of the people in the lineup are like just hilarious horrible decisions. Eighty five South. I found out that it's gonna be making an appearance with horrible decisions. Are you spoiling? Are you? Oops? That was a sport? Take it out? Take it out, Taylor. Okay, never mind. Anyway, eighty five South and a bunch of other people. It's gonna be bit fun. Yes, so I'm super excited about it. Get your tickets with black Effect

dot com. Black Effect dot Com. Yes, get your tickets. And I think that it's oh, it's able twenty seconds, able twenty second and like, I get your tickets like now, because I believe it's like almost sold out, is it? Yeah? I think so? Okay, I hope they have some some VIP passes because you know, Jamal Brian said he wants to come. Oh really yeah, since he's in Atlanta. I'm like, boy, you can stand back in the state. Can't sit in

general population now he cannot anyway. Also, I want to remind you guys that your girl here, Gizelle Bryant, is on season three of Ultimate Girls Trip. It is now running streaming on three episodes on Peacock, So get your entire life and watch it because it is fun. It's funny. It's um some girls from Miami, we got some Salt Lake girls. We have Leah from New York, myself, Porsche. It is a lot of funny drama. Have you seen the episode chat? Yeah? I saw three of them, three

of them. Yeah, Okay, it's good stuff. Yeah. It's because we're like by episode three, like we're like getting into our group. Okay. So I'm I'm excited about the rest of the episodes. And how many episodes are there? I think seven? Okay, seven or eight? Yes, So this is exciting peacock. If you don't have Peacock, listen, stop being cheat. I think it costs one four dollars nine. Yeah, I think I pay four ninety nine. Yes, so stop being cheap and go ahead and get your get your peacock on,

your peacock on. Yes, okay, so I'm gonna have to find time to sneak and watch it. Why did the sneak, Well, because you know, somebody's home a little bit more often and as recently shady MoMA not the week no, okay, I mean they just take up the viewing, you know, the the you know when when the men are in the house. Yes, they don't really like to watch the girl siality TV types. Okay, so I get it. I'm gonna have to you know, playing my time. Can you tell Wan I'm in it? Maybe he wants to see

it because I'm in it. He doesn't know he doesn't watch the show that I'm on. Oh that's right, I forgotten, and that he's on sometimes. Okay, so yeah, okay, all right, we'll sneak. Yeah, so I have to like do it when he's like out the house or something. Okay, all right, I respect that, um okay, but do you have a reason to be shady moment? Of course? Well sometimes I don't, Okay.

So this past weekend, we celebrated Corey's fifteenth birthday. Yes, course, his birthday was actually a couple days ago on the twenty first. Okay, um, so we went to paint We took ten of his friends to paintball. Oh wow, yeah that was fun. Um it was called outside We did paintball. We did we you know, took him to eat afterward, and then like they weren't that wasn't enough. They wanted to come back to my house and play basketball. You have a basketball court outside. They want to come dunk

on each other whatever, blah blah blah. So you know when they kind of asked that, that's when it was kind of like, oh, it's like, okay, let me whom that parents going to pick them up? Did you have a time? Oh okay. So all these kids, for whatever reason, their mama and daddy was busy. Right, They're like, I'm out of town. I gotta do this, I gotta do that. So we actually rented a fifteen passenger van nice and picked up like, well, we had we had some meat at my house and then other ones I had to

pick up. I mean I literally was driving why and I took turns driving a fifteen passenger van picking these kids up. Was there a stripper pole in the back. So it wasn't that kind of party van. No, it was not a party busy. It was I just wonder what kind of party Corey had at fifteen and he had a stripper No, it was like as if you were taking a basketball team or a tournament, like you know, I done that before. Whatever. So it's like rows and

stuff whatever. So had to load up the passenger van, play kids up, take them home, all that, blah blah blah whatever. So anyway, so after they finished eating, they come back to my house, they play basketball. The outside one is already like I can tell it, I can see it, or he's getting nervous. But because you know, when you have that that many boys, they're gonna they're gonna be dirty, ya. You know, they're gonna stum in right they stick. Oh that's the other that's the other

reason why I had to get the van. Why because they stink? Yes, Because so I was like, well, I like we can just both drive like my car, your car will pick the kids up. Blah blah. He was like, I don't want those stinky boys in my car. I don't want Chick fil A and his call. He don't want any kids that not his and his car. Wine has demanding out here. He was like, they're gonna they're gonna paintball. They're gonna be dirty, dirty instinct, they're gonna

be stinky. Let's just rent a van, I sell. Oh kay, So I'm with Wine on that. You are, yes, okay, all right, fine. I was just like whatever, and then they can all be together. They don't have to split up, right, And I mean it was fun in the end because yeah, they were all together and they all, you know, laughing and joking in the van whatever, blah blah blah. So the shady park comes, they come. They you know, they finished playing basketball. They come in the house and you know,

they all kind of going upstairs to the kid's rooms. Um, but we noticed one like snuck downstairs, okay, right, and then he came back upstairs. And so one was like, he went and used the bathroom. Let me go check his dad amount. So he went in the bathroom. For whatever reason, there was mounds of toilet paper left in the toilet. Okay, Like it was just that he flushed

the toilet. It doesn't look so he must have gone number two and he must have flushed his two, and then white, and then left all the toilet paper, right, this is I'm not done, okay, and left all the toilet paper just sitting in the toilet. Okay. So that's and then one is like, um, the sink is not wet. He didn't wash his hands anyway. Okay, let's let's keep let's on to the inspect the games. Yeah, he is like he he's very you know, I don't know, cleanly.

He's just like in touch with the boys, like yaid, he got a whole bunch of boys. He want to make sure not peeing on the floor because he will make them come and clean up. He up. Okay, okay, so thank god I got girls who yes, yes, so we so, you know, we kind of quietly dealt with that. And then it was literally like ten minutes later, I hear a bunch of commotion and the boys are like, oh my god, oh sorry, okay, let me take the name out, like say, let's take the name. Yeah, They're like,

oh my god. He stopped to toll it up. Hey, stopped to toll it up. Now this is upstairs, upstairs, So another kid went number two. I can't in the kid's bathroom. What totally stopped to toll it up, Like what came out of his body? An animal? What in the world? Right? I was just like, what is happening with these kids? So that I was like, well, I was like, y'all gotta go get on out of here. Let's go, let's get them out of here. Like it was like literally party over. Let me let me tell

you when that reminded me? Okay, women, party over? How did they get picked up? You? No, I still have to. We had to drive them home in the van. And so we're in the van and the whole time the kids are just like they're like getting on the kid that stopped to toll it up, and like they posted all these memes on Instagram and oh embarrassing him. Yes,

oh my god. What boys? Dude, boys, dude. Okay, So when when we're in season and we're filming, yes, I tell the crew they cannot go number two in my house. Have you do you do that? Well? I don't do that. Bwana is always checking behind them. Okay, sure, yes, you cannot do that in my house. And they know that. It's like a rule. So like they found some bathroom like as some gas stations around I think it's far away. You can't give them like a bathroom that you don't frequent.

Oh I never go in this bath the bathroom that they do use, they never go there. But it's like that's not the point. The point is there have been times when somebody and I know who he is, he's a tall black cameraman up my house. On several occasions I said, oh, hell no, we ain't doing this. Oh y'all cannot go. If y'all even think about going number two,

you got to vacate the building. Hilarious. I mean, that's so crazy because like it is crazy when we're filming, we have so many people in and out of our house and so not even just going number two. But you know, but you know, I will say they do clean up after themselves. They do for sure. Yeah, I've never gone in my bathroom and been like, damn, I can't believe they did that. They even bring in their own like paper, so paper towels and all that type

of stuff, so they're not using our stuff. So I appreciate that, but oh my gosh, that so so you know, want is real. He can't he can't do my ace. He can't do you know, stopped up toilets and stuff. So that was my treat to go and stop. Oh you don't have to do it. Yes, So your shady moment is this child and the toilet, Yes, the toilet, Yes, all of the activity in my house with all the toilets. Yes, that's that's a bit much, um, far different from my

shady moment of the weeks. Yes, okay, So if you live in the in the DMV right now, all anyone's talking about is peak bloom. Yes, okay, cherry freaking peak bloom. Yes, and it's the cherry blossoms. So I have allergies like this is like the first year that these cherry blossoms are, Like I can feel it in my head, my nose, My nose is always running. Yeah. So peak bloom is my shady moment of the week. Yeah. Yes, the cherry blossoms are amazing. Yes, Potomac has cherry blossoms. As it's

like flower. Does anybody else have a Yeah we have a flower? No, wait a minute, our state flower. No, we have cherry blossoms. Potomac has. The Real Housewives of Potomac has cherry bloom. Yes, and our logo Yeah, I don't care anymore. And they're extremely pretty. But I can't take it. I know, I want the peak bloom to be over. Have you always had allergies? Because I've had because not this, not this time of season, like a little bit later. Like yeah, they say it's like earlier

this year or something. Oh it is because the because of our weather has been warmer, so the cherry blossoms are blooming earlier, and so like that's why you're feeling it earlier. Okay, something like that. I thought it was peak bloom. If I hear peak bloom on the news one my time peak blow, you know, yes, you know they're there. It's like they're watching it. They're like waiting. It's like it's always it's a whole thing. It's a countdown.

Yeah yeah, but oh yeah. My the other day, I was just like on the couch and I was like, my allergies are killing me. It was just all my eyes, my head, my and then it makes you fatigued, like all of it. I was just like, oh, I'm dying. But like, you know, what can we do? What can we do? Um? We we we can move to the elon musk Town and tells weekend, Yes, have you heard of this. No, so Elon Musk is building an entire town. Yeah,

that is just for his employees in Texas. So that means that you go to work with these people, go and then you go home and ce these people, oh my god. And then you go to the jim and see these people, like how can you get rid of these people? What is it? Like? Why? Like? This is it? Man? So when you say his employees, his employees that would work for tech, I guess I think Twitter or no, it can't be Twitter because Twitter is in I don't. I mean, you see moving everyone like what listen? They go?

That reminds me of that movie m Jim Carrey was in. I used to love that movie. What's it? Ah? What is it called? It was so good. I love that movie. It's like I don't know what Pleasantville? Pleasantville? Yes, huh, he wasn't in Pleasantville. I think that that was Tom Hanks. That was the other white man. I remember when they like at the end are like on a boat and they're going away and then they like run into the um like the wall because it was like they were

on a cell. Yea, am I getting my movies mixed up? The movie Robin was trying to remember is the Truman Show from nineteen ninety eight. It's nothing real you We're real. That's what made you so good to watch. Listen to me, Truman. There's no more truth out there than there is in the world I created for you. Yes, okay, college is gonna figure that out. But could you can you imagine seeing people that you work with twenty four seven? Yeah, no,

that's an absolute not. But I think that happens in small towns, Like there are some very small towns in America where like everybody knows everybody. Yeah no, right, I don't. I don't need to know you or want you want you around. I need a break, right, and I need to I need a point in the day that I'm around people that I don't know and they don't know me. Right, So, what is the name of this town? Do we know? It's called Elon Musk, It's called Musky Down. I made

that up. I don't know. But it's in Texas. So when me and my girlfriends get together, we always like pull out what are what we're using our hacks or whatever. So I have a girlfriend and so she was like, I'm just tell do you use chlorophyll in your water. And I was like no, and so she was like, I got something, pulled it out of her purse or her pocket. I don't know. People people at the we're at the table at breakfast. Everybody started pulling out that

ship that they use. So one girl has um has this poop spray that is like if you spray, if you sprayed anywhere in like a fifty mile radius, it like clears up all sense. It's not the poopery, it's not poopery. It's better than better than pop. Yes, okay, let's get back to the chlorophyll. So she was like, here, put it in your water. Okay. So I like fifteen drops in my water and I was like, is this

gonna make my poop turn green? She was like hell no, girl, but it's gonna make you if you far, it's gonna smell good. And if if somebody does any licking of the vagina, it's supposed to taste really good. Okay. Is that why she takes it? But I don't know. I don't ask these questions. I just was like, oh girl, this is good. So she put it in my drink and then I bought something Okay, Yes, it does turn

your poop greene Okay, I'll let y'all know about the rest. Okay, but what is so you bought it specifically to make your vagina be tasty? Yeah, my vagina is already taste. Okay, that's the word on the street. Okay, I got knock up lights. Um. But but you know, one girl likes to have another purpose. Then I think it's like whatever, whatever, you just I think it's a dietary supplement. So you just think you're just taking chlorophylle just because listen, you

don't know why you're taking chlorophylle. Listen, tasty vagina. I think it's good. You said it was already tasty or what else? Like robbing? Look, stop hayting. I feel hatation come across the room right now. I'm just trying to get clarification. And if and if I farted, which I don't do often them we know you don't fart at all ever never, But if you did fart, it was it would not smell. Okay, there'd be no smell to it,

and that's why it cleans out your system. Now, that's why right now, going the extra mile, it's not or if I bought it on Amazon nineteen ninety nine. This is no sweat off my back fifteen drops in the morning, Like, this is not a big deal, and then it is you have to like remember to do that. No, I don't. It's right there by the rest of my vitamins. Okay, So anyway again, I will, I will let y'all know about I just started taking it. I think I need some time for to kick in for the tasty vagina.

I'll let you know. I actually don't care what I'm just I'm just saying the people want to know now speaking of tasty vaginas we and this is the last time we're talking about this guy, Robin, the last time that we're talking about Nick Cannon. M this is it. I know you had a baby by him. Yeah, you had number twelve or eleven? Which one did you have? M thirteen? You had thirteen. Yeah. He's come out to say a couple of things. One he wished he had a baby with Christina Milliona. How do you come out,

how do you have twenty five babies? And then you say I wish I had a baby one that got away. That's the one that got away, because she looks nothing like the rest of my baby. Mama was like, what she looks just like the rest of them? So is it because he just wants to like keep them in his life? Like, Okay, why does he want a baby with Christina Million? Is because he wants the baby too, he thinks she looks like her or he wants to like be in her life for the rest of I

think he wants to be anything in her life. I don't know. I don't know, but he hasn't figured out that these baby grow up, right, they become teenagers? Yeah, and they go away. Well that's why he's continuing to have them. Oh, because they because he knows they grow up and they go away. Okay, Now this is the other thing he said. Okay, no, go ahead, no, no, go ahead. This the other thing he said that I felt in my bones that I need to talk about it. Okay, okay.

So he said, Maria carry love it his life. She's sent from God. Yeah she is. She is like God in a woman. Okay, Okay, She's the best thing that's ever walked. Right. Do you think Jamal is saying that about me? Because I am his ex wife and I want to know we need to get him him back. I don't. I don't think he would say it in those words. I don't think he's ever taught that. And I need to I need to talk to Maria. How do you get a man who you're now divorced from

to say you are sent from God? Well, that's because she's Mariah Carrey. What is that? I'm just zell Brian's I mean, Mariah carry is like, she's got one of the most beautiful voices in the world. He didn't specified out, he didn't say her voice is said from God, but he said that she's so cool, she's so down to earth, she's just like so funny. So it's he's probably like, oh my god, this is a megastar here, and she's just like so cool. You're like describing me. I'm so cool,

I'm so funny. I'm a megastar. Okay, Well, let's see what your boss has to say. Listen, we're gonna were in a couple of months, we're gonna get him back on. We're just gonna ask him that question. She might say that, like, does it sound like Nick Cannon has regret? Maybe? Like does he probably, Maria, Yeah, I'm sure he does. Yeah, Well maybe not, because then he wouldn't have twenty five more kids, which he seems like he think very happy to have the void that Mariah has left him. We

have figured it out. He has all these kids because he got divorced from Mariah. Yes, look at you, I been are you doctor Phil? I mean it takes a little bit of like uncovering the layers. You peeled back them layers and peeled them back. Yes, and but Jamal he said that he wants you to He wants to feed you ice chips. Are you're gonna feed him ice chips? So he woun feel the same way. Okay, We're gonna

move on. Okay. So, um, do you want to give me any um any hacks since we were talking about hacks I mean, or anything that you use that you feel like I need because you're gonna buy chlorophille? No, I'm not. You have not convinced me. Well, what one wants you to buy chlorophil? He's fine, Okay, moving on, moving on. In the world of entertainment, Um, the met Gala, can we talk about that really quickly? Because they said because Anna went towards this year, she said them Kardashians

are not invited. I'm not inviting anybody with last name Dashian Car none of it, Jenna, none of it. Y'all are all banned from the met galla. Why did she really say that? Though? I don't know, but that's the word. The word on the street is none of them are invited? Said because the mcgallah has turned into a reality television show and she dare not turn fashion into reality television. She didn't say none of this I'm making okay. So I was like, because that sounds good. I know, it

sounds good. That sounds really good. Yes, I mean I feel like, think about it, it took a long time for Kim to even get invited, true, you know, So I don't know, maybe she is feeling like, okay, this has gone a little too far, like it's all types of randoms at the McAllen right, But I don't know. I mean, I feel like I don't really necessarily believe it. I think it's one of those I'll believe it when I see it, right situation. I feel like you need one dash in Yeah, not a car, so like some

of them should not be invited. Not a car, so okay, So who I think Kim should be invited? Okay? Who Courtney. I don't know, No, not a Courtney, not a clouth Kylie, because isn't she um. The only one that actually makes the most sense is Kendall Jenner because she is a runway model. What does modeling have to do with this fashion? Oh?

I forgot? Oh speaking of Kendall Jenner, whoa We remember back in the day when everybody used to when Gigi and Bella used to be like treat did they ever like shade her because they're like, oh, you got your job? Remember back in the day they were like, you got your job because you're a Jenna. I mean, I don't know who did. I mean, I know people definitely like look down on her in her modeling career. For for sure. She said candid Tour, she said, how you like me? Now?

She's the top paid model. I saw two, I saw that forty million dollars? Yes, yeah, do we believe that? And well, well I don't believe why do we? Has Giselle Bunchen been modeling because she was on the list at like thirty million or bunching that's what it is. I can't even I can't even deal a rider today. Okay, So Giselle was under at thirty seven, right, yes, a few a few notches lower. Yeah, yeah, But I'm just like, when has Giselle Bunching been modeling? Maybe in her country,

but what is her country? I don't know what her country? Brazil? She Brazil. I'm sure she's been modeling over there. They ain't paying her, no, thirty times Listen, I don't believe that. List that's what you're saying. Well, but kindles over them them headed girls, right, which is like they were when she came into the business. They were already huge, so

it seems like she has surpassed them. But speaking of Giselle Bunch Bunching anyway, she came out to talk about like, oh no, I didn't me and time didn't get divorced because of football. I don't I told you I said this. I don't think that's why they got divorced. But one more year. Like everyone's like, oh, you divorced him. She

divorce them because he wanted to play one more year. No, If y'all really solid and tight and you know that this is your husband's career, that he's been doing this since he was a kid, like you understand, like he it's not that hard to shake right, and so if you're you know, if y'all are really solid and you're tight, and you're you know, for better or for worse, you want to suck that one year up. I said that. So I just don't know why she's continuing to give

an explanation, like what does it matter? Well, what was the content, like what was she interviewed or something? I think she was interviewed. I mean, I'm sure that's like the only thing that anyone cares about. Right, speaking of interview people need to understand that we're asked questions and we have to answer them. This is, this is, no, this is, but it starts drama like r e Candy and Tamar, Like Tamar went on, watch it happens, We're

gonna talk about Queen's Court in a minute. Tamar went on, watch it happens, life, do you talk about Queen's Corps with Evelyn? And I don't know the other ladies name Nivia. By the way, congratulations because Tamar and Evelyn are engaged. Okay, okay, Robin gives two ships and um Andy asked Tamar about beef with Candy, right, and you know, no, no, no, no, somebody did no, no, No No, it wasn't about her beef with Candy. It was do you remember, like Tamar, I don't.

I don't know where it was, but she implied that in an Atlanta Housewife house. She just said in Atlanta housewife's husband came at her. She never said who it was. It was a blind item. It was a Tamar blind item. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the question was just about I didn't really watch the clip, but it was more so like who did you have beef with? From Atlanta Housewife, right and so and so? Andy guess Andy was like, was it Eva? Was it Cynthia was so? And She's like no, no, no,

and he says it was it Candy. She doesn't the same thing. She drinks her drink, so everybody knows what that means. It was Candy. So then she leaves the show and people start like inquiring and I think Candy then went and did she got dressed up as Tamar and did a parody or something. I don't know, I'm joking, and he did not do that. We love Candy. Anyway, they went back and forth, and they went back and

forth on the Twitter and I mean on Instagram. I just want to say I enjoyed every second, right, I mean, look, we should be out here fighting for no reason, right, but this one was entertainment. I mean, but it was like it's one of those yes when people are asked the question and they answer the question, but it's just one of those like Snowball and just kept going and going and going, and I'm just like, oh my gosh, somebody just ignore it. Make it stop, like, don't reply,

like it's okay, just let her have her moment. Stop like whatever it is. Let's just listen. Like why do we have to address every single thing? I don't know, but because like let's talk about Shannon Sharp. Let's get into the shin and Sharp of it all because he jumped into the chat when Lars says she's been having sex for twenty three years, okay with Scottie Pippen every night, four I have said, four times a night, every night. I never had a day off. Yes, what your poor vaginana?

You had sex twenty eight times a week? Yeah, I swear four twenty three years. Yea, four times. That is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard in my life. Okay, what what? What part of it is bullshit? Is the bullshit. The amount of that is every day? Is the bullshit? That is four times? It's only one? What's the bullshit here? Um?

The four times every day? Okay? So is it? What if she said once a night, I mean I would for twenty three years, I would probably say you probably missed a few, you know, okay, maybe like I would, I would still side I would still side by it, but I would say, okay, you might be exaggerating a little bit, but I could see maybe if there's I have a friend that's from what I understand, gives her husband a blowjob every morning every so he rolls over how it works? Lets I just get Carly, do you

know this person up? The best part of waking up? The best part is that that's a commercial? Is a job? Yes? Okay? Anyway, So is this a close friend of yours? Yes? Really? Yes? And what's her name? Because I just I will never look at her the same again? That is what you choose to do. It's Carly, It's Carly. Listen. No, that's insanity. Yes, I agree, he's never he should never divorce her. He should never mattered because no one else is doing that.

No one's doing that. Okay, okay, no doing that. Okay, so I say that to say, okay, you know I would if if that was if Scotti needed it every day four times. No, no, the four times is a lie. That's but that's just on the every shop jumped into chat to say, that's why Scotty had back problems all throughout his career. I get it, and that's and that's the other part. So, like I know, just from being with an athlete or basketball player, like they can't be

doing that, like especially on game day. I mean, I guess this is like after the games and stuff whatever, but like that takes their legs away from them. Yes, you know what I mean, Like it's very taxing. I just I am sorry. If I was Larsa and I was dating Scottie or Mary three years, well she had to date them first, so she had to. So when you're dating m you know, okay, well this my man wants me to have sex four times every night, right, I'm leaving How Larsa talks, Oh, I don't know. I

have no idea. I don't know name name name. I don't mean yeah, all right, we do, like I like you Lari stuff, by the way, but go ahead I don't watch a shower, so that's stuff like I have no issues with anybody. I don't watch a shower. I don't know who said what on what show, none of that. So I'm just I did see the clip where she said she has sex four times every night. I'm sorry, betwenty three, I'm leaving. I am not we're we are not entering this relationship. Like, I am not signing up

for that. I don't care how much money you make. I don't care what sport you play. Listen, I don't four times out like more times is aggressive? I do want to say, four times in a night is aggressive. That's aggressive, that's miserable. Yeah, well no, okay, let's put this into the perspective. Okay, okay, Let's say I saw a young strapping man, right, yeah, I feel like round three, I'm kind of like good night every night, No like seen him. Like let's say I hadn't seen him, and

we're excited to see each other. So like, even in that case, I'm like three times, I'm like yeah and good night, yeah, yes, And what happens to your vagina at that? It is beat to some other ration how many kids they have? Like at least four, four and then and then let's say, in my situation, I'm like, okay, three, good night, you might wake up hit hit another couple of two times. Okay, So that's in my mind that counts is like I want to know how long were

these sessions? Like he might have been speedigan ziles, he might have been a three pump wonder boom boom boom done. Possibly boom boom boom boom done. Okay, all right, so if you if that's the case, okay, right, So so I almost feel like we need clarification now, ye are we saying that this is all in one sitting? You know what I'm saying. And he's able to like come four times? Like real, yeah, if he's a three par

are you like you get it on? You stop, you get it on again, you put your clothes on, you stop again, you get it on. You know what I'm saying, Like, who's sitting their clothes on? I'm just saying four times a night, Like I'm just saying, over how what time period are we talking about in the night? I don't know. I don't know, from ten to eleven? Who knows? I don't know, But I do think you're right. He is a pre ejaculator. He's a quick ejaculate when he's almost

like coming really good. Okay, so he's a minute so okay, So men, since you all reply to our last question about your anatomy, Yes, let us know. Is it possible for you to have to ejaculate four times in a reasonable time period? Okay, like for twenty three years? For twenty three years? Yeah, that's the part that kills me. She like every day twenty yea, how long that is? Yeah, And he's a professional, he's a part that you're right. The part that trips me up is the fact that

he's a professional athlete. And I know I did used to date this guy. He was a football player. Yeah, Wednesday was his cut off. If you're playing on Sunday, if you don't have sex by Wednesday, it's not happening, right because they that messes them up, They have no Yeah, it definitely affects them, it ken I mean, so I'm just curious, are there is Is it possible for a man to have sex four times in one night in

a reasonable time period? Yes? We do need to know that, like, because that just for me, that sounds like I would never sleep like, well, I would be dreading going to bed, and I have had. I have had. I'm telling way too much, but I've had times where I've been like, okay, very excited to see a guy and we're like, let's say those five things went down. Yeah, I need a

couple of days to recuperate. So you weren't coming back at me the next day like four more times like hell no, okay, let's let's let's try to dissect us a little bit. Scottie is not well endowed. How do you know he can't be if you're doing you're having sex someone four times a night for twenty three years, every night. He's not well endown. So just can't be, you know what I'm saying. Not only is the childhood rob I can't Robin has to douce that minute man.

You could put your little pinky. I mean he has a micro yes, that I don't believe. The only you don't know. You don't believe he's a minute man and he's a micro yes. The only that's the only way that this makes sense, that is true, that is true or not the reason why I don't think she's lying. I think there's some truth to it some truth because she said it like so weirdly, like it was like it was normal, like it was a matter of fact, and everybody was like, oh her poor vagina. Yes he's yeah,

he's definitely under he's about five inches. Yeah, and I want to know, like it's like we need follow up questions like did she enjoy this or was it? Just like I'm just this is what my husband wants. I'm just doing this my husband. I don't I don't know before if we ever see her again. But anyway, UM moving on because I do want to um start the gofund me page. So listen, I've never thought that a go fund me page is necessary. I just want y'all know that, never until now. Okay, what are you trying

to buy? Mexico has run out of money? Oh so the tequila shortage is damn, there's there's a tequila shortage. Okay, so unless Mexico gets more money, we're not getting any more tequila. And you're worried. Yes, And I need my don Julio, my Kasam Goes, my Closa Zu. I need it all. You need all, Yes, I need my nineteen forty two. I need it all. You're um, what's the one nineteen? No, I don't need kensls ken looking happr.

That's my how she made her forty million dollars. Maybe, but not according to Kathy Hilton, right, But I feel like I'm a little concerned, Are you really? I am? Well, I don't understand. What does Mexico running out of money have to do with the tequilla short Okay, So they're having a l they're having a drought right now. Rain. Okay, so it's a drought of rain, but we need to do something. I'm not getting this. What is the go fund me going to do for the rain? Listen? Okay.

So it's taking more for them to produce tequila, okay, Okay, so I don't. I don't want to see sometimes y'all write us letters more. That's my whole point. And I can't afford this, okay, Okay, So I'm looking crisis. It is a crisis. And Robert, you thought I didn't, wasn't. That means, Oh, it's gonna cost so much money, it's gonna sky The prices is gonna skyrocket. Okay. So the dryness and I've just looked this up. The dryness in

Mexico it's gonna have an impact on your next margarita. Okay, that's that's the headline because there's a there's a tequila short shortage. Okay, and I don't need a margarita. Just give me mine straight right on ice. Okay. So yeah, I don't know what the gun the go fund me is gonna do. Yeah, this is a problem. You wanted to go fund me for yourself so you can afford, Yes, the marked up tequilla. This is a situation. It is a problem. But guess where I'm not going to rectify

it Mexico. Oh no, I'm not going to I'm not trying to get a kidnapps. No, but because that's that is a problem. Even though we shouldn't talk about the whole country. They because they're not kidnapping people all over the country. However, it's a little unsafe right now. Who but they are God, they producers are having an issue. So I'm gonna pray for rain. Okay, yes, do that. Yeah, ok let's do a rain dance. Okay. So we do

need Okay, y'all did right in? Oh, before we get into the writing, I do Okay, there's there's a show that I binged. There's a show that I binged that I would like to let y'all know, Ole Carley, have you seen Unprisoned? Okay, So it's on Hulu okay, and it's a comedy. It's a situational comedy a bit, and it's with Kerry Washington. And I can't remember who the name of the guy that plays her father, but a father just got out of prison and what they go

through is very much. I think it's named Unprisoned because it's not just the jail, so to speak, but it's like your mind, you to how you handle things. Okay, it's funny, it's it's I think, a thirty minute thing. Um, it's really good. It's on Hulu, so it's a it's a serious it's a serious funny funny. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute to watch. Um and I enjoyed it. And you know, Carrie Washington, I do like her as an actress.

Yeah yeah, so you know, all right, we got to miss her on Scandal, I do, but shout out to carry Carry and I think this is her whole thing, like she produced role. Okay, all right, I have to check it out. Yeah, Unprisoned on Hulu. Okay, so we do like it. I should say when you guys give us wonderful reviews. Yes, okay, so right now we have um over two thousand reviews and that is because of you guys, and we just want to say thank you,

you know what I'm saying. And we are at a four point five out of five rating, which actually went down because the haters came. And just remember did you talk about this like over here on the reviews for reasonably shady talking about the real house hoves Potomac like listen. Okay, so we gotta get the rating back up because we have people mad people come to the podcast to review rights. That's so weird. But that's like, it's so funny. It's like on my Instagram, I have like you can't comment

on my page unless you follow me. Okay, So what people do now is go to my business page and ellish to make a comment. And so I'll see and look, I ain't post I haven't posted on my business page in over a year, although I am still doing business. So if you need to sat in line baseball hat, go to embellish that shot. Love it anyway, So I'll

see like these little comments come through, bitch, don't. Nobody wants your ugly ass hats and that's why your man dies and that's why it is and that's why that And I'm like, are y'all really like it's really that important? That important to them? Is that important that you couldn't get through to me on my personal page so you go to my business page right to talk about something not related to that page or that post. It's just it's pathetic. I'm just if y'all. I'm people are pathetic.

You're pathetic if that's what you do. If you hate and you go and leave negative comments on people that don't don't know you, yes, you're pathetic. WHOA Okay for the pathetic people, because for the people that care, yeah, yes and want to help us get our rating back up and want to continue to review us because we do this out of love. Yes we do so. And if you if you have a potomac beef, you can come to my personal page. Feel free. Oka out of mind just comes like, don't go to the reasonably shady

stuff and try to trash us. There no just trash me on my page. That's what it's there for. Phil have at it, Okay, so, but I do want to read a couple of them. This is from DJ CUTI Hi, DJ Cutie. I love this podcast. It's funny and entertaining. Jaelle and Rob and keep it up and it's just an overall good time when I listened to them, I really don't understand the hateful reviews. Thank you DJ Cute. If you don't like it, don't listen. It's pretty easy.

I know that's right exactly. Another one said I love all the episodes, but Jamal Brian was amazing. Well, we're gonna have to have Jamal Brian come back because he needs to answer a question or two. He was so hilarious and my stomach was hurting from laughter with the banter between him and Giselle. Keep doing what you're doing. I love you guys, and listen faithfully every week. And then lastly we have This is from Don't Be Offended. I absolutely love you guys. I know when I hear

Giselle say what, it's gonna be good. I can't tell you how much you both have helped me by telling your honest truths and opening up just a little about common issues among everyone. Please never stop. You guys are truly a support system every woman needs. We love that, Okay. And before we end, I want to ask you because people we ask you guys to like send us anything. Y'all can ask us anything. And I think this is a good one. Just in light of recent headlines, I

should say. It says, Robin, what's your favorite thing about your relationship with one O? They're a big supporter, thank you? Um gosh, Well, we've been together for you very very, very long time. But I will say I feel like he's like my protector, Like I feel very safe with him, and I feel very safe in life, like knowing that like he's there, that I can call him for anything, whether it's you know, just um, physical mental emotional support. Um,

I feel protected. I feel like my family's protected. I feel like we're very safe. Nice. And then this, lastly, this one says Robin, have you and Wine been on a double date with Jazella her new boo? Yeah, No, that's not happening. Okay, Jason can't hands on? Why? Why not? Why's gonna yellow? Jason? Why yellow? Because he talks loud? Jason talks a loud loud Yes. But okay, does Jason like sports? Yes, we're good then okay, Yeah, they definitely

could talk about sports. He likes football and or basketball. He likes football for sure, not so much about bast Yeah, he likes basketball. Yeah that's all we need. What's I going to yell at him? Just? Why? How you doing? Jason's gonna be like in the corner, like, oh shit, is Jason my old and meat? He's not? Okay, And Jason likes to get crunk and round. However, dynamic is would be a little weird. Why I don't know, And then now I think about it, maybe not because they're

both guys and yeah, guy's very basic. Yeah, guys don't require much. I mean, like I don't know, I don't know. I don't Yeah. So no, it has not happened, but apparently Giselle doesn't think it should. No, it's going to happen. Ye, stay tuned Season eight of The Real Housewives of Photomac. That's a joke. Anyway, we're out here. Don't ever forget to live your life. Either rasona bull or Shady or both fight reasonably. Shady is a production of the Black

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