| Ep 83 | Weed Groceries

we're officially in March, Like we're like mid March. Is this the first day of March since we've been on No, no, no, no, no, no no, okay, yeah, but like we're like mid March, which means that we're almost in April, which means that it's almost summertime. Are you feeling that? No? Like how ridiculous is at least it's um daylight savings time has come, right, so like now it's going to be darker, long lighter, No lighter, longer, lighter, longer. Right Oh yah yeah yeah

that's good. So that's like when that time of year hits. I'm like, okay, thank god. Wait minute, So dayly, so this we went back and we go forward. We go because we lost the hour of sleep, so we go we lost the hour forward? Yes, yes, because because the phones just do it automatic. Right back that day we had to like re rd that clock to change the clock, your alarm clock, your microwave clock. Yeah, whatever, with all the clocks in the house. Right, So am I tired?

Am I tired? Right now? Are we tired? You should be? I should be tired because you lost the hour of sleep. Yeah, I'm gonna get my hour back. It happens like what Saturday going into Sunday? Yes, right right, No, Sunday going into Monday. Right, I don't think so see now we I don't know, but let me tell you what happened. Oh, you're right, Saturday going into Sunday. Let me tell what happens. So when I was in college, yeah, so this must have been the second one. Then one day if you

fall back, okay, actually it was and fall back spring forwards. Right. So I used to always take early classes because you know, I'm a morning person. Okay. So the teacher came to the class an hour late. We were sitting there waiting, and you know in college, if you like leave, you don't get your name on that role. You're screwed, right, So we're all waiting. So by time he gets there, the class like I think it was an hour and a half class maybe anyway, Yeah, sir, so he tried

to like blame us, no fool, you ain't back. And in college we always made sure that we did because we got to party an hour longer. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, you'd be in the party. Like, yeah, we got a hour back in the day. What did you drink back in the day? Um or not? I think mad? Yes, yes, the mad dog would be flowing. Honey. We go from pineapple mad dog to um the blue, blue, the green, the ruby red. Oh that was back in the day. Take your ship the next day. Yes, yeah, but you

got an extra album, Yes we did. Okay, I reginally believe shady Moment of the week, Robin, do you have one? Yes? So I am. So. You know, like all the convenience apps, convenience products that are supposed to like make your life easier, um um so, such as like Chipotle you order online, all right, you order online, you walk in, pick it up, boom out out right safe way. You order your groceries online,

they deliver your groceries. You know, your order online, boom, they deliver them right to your you know, garage of your door, you walk them in out. I am over these apps. I'm overnight. I'm over them because I have two, like in the same week, two bad experiences. So Chipotle, I ordered, Hold, I like wrote it down. Um, I'm gonna tell you what I said. Hold, Okay, let me look at my note because I had to take note because you know, I have an issue with door Jash,

but they've lately been my friend. Really yeah, I mean they've been getting it right. Yeah, I need to switch up or something. Okay. So Chippotle I ordered and my pickup time was seven forty pm. Okay, my ship was not ready until eight twenty five? What why? Because they were like so backed up and it was so crazy. I'm like, I could literally stand in line at this point, yeah and order my food and have been out, but like, you're sitting here, but you know you paid online and

so I'm sitting here waiting for my food. Literally how many minutes is that? Twenty forty five minutes after it said my stuff would be ready? You should have canceled that or could you couldn't I couldn't even figure out how to cancel it. Couldn't you tell? Do you talk to the man Yeah, it was like you walk in and there was literally I felt like I was in a concert like it was. It was like that many people over the chase style body of a well, not a concert because of music, but just like you know

when like everyone is just like gathered by the stage. Yes, it literally felt like everyone's everyone was gathered by the little area where they're like pick up, Yeah, the pickup area, and they're all like, do you have an order for gym? Do you have an order for a robin? Do you you know what I'm saying. And it's like, oh my gosh. So it was it was a message. So that was that experience. And then I order my groceries on safe

Way and they are delivered through DoorDash. Okay, right, yes, which really sucks because I used to look before the pandemic, before people got all hip to ordering stuff online, Like I was doing that anyway, so you know, yes, because you don't leave your house. I don't like to leave my house. So safe Way used to have their own delivery drivers, they had their own struck, they had their own drivers. Like I had the same driver every time, and you know what I mean, like they knew my

name and all that. So um, now they're fulfilling their orders through DoorDash, delivering through door dash, So now I'm like multiple times, of course something's not there ever, or I'm getting other people's groceries. I cannot So this pastime, I literally had other people's groceries. I had like three bags of oranges, So I mean, and you need some oranges. I got some extra oranges, right sure, because I ordered one and I got three because I got someone else's groceries.

But the thing that I hate is my groceries smell like weed. What I'm not the I mean the DoorDash drive again, and this is not the first time that I've had a door dash delivery. And my groceries or my or my food the delivery it smells like weed. That's how they get through their day. Stop hating stopping really in the car? Is that legal? I told them? Isn't that okay? Is that like driving under the influence? Yeah? Of of of Uh what they call what's we call it?

The green juice? I mean I'm making a word I would have to say that is driving under the influencer while you're intoxicated. Right, I don't know, but I'm just like yeah, they we need to do some research on

that's disgusting to me. Like when you're my groceries smell like smell like weed, but like just until you take them out the bag and then you throw the bags away and they don't smell like weed anymore, right, I mean it takes a minute for it to like wear all until do you get like a little contact high Korean carter at the door get the groceries for you mom.

But it's gross, like or thinking about it, like you order a meal from door dash and and it arrives and the bag smells like let's discussed the ship literally smells like weed. It's gross, but it's better that that than like bo like body older. I mean that would be some nastiest body older. Right, But I've also like sometimes they'll deliver and because it smells like the air

freshener in the car, yes you know what I mean. Yeah, Okay, but we need to find out whether or not that's against the law to smoke, because it is is legal and say to Maryland, so can you smoke and drive? Okay, well let me google that. Yeah, but I mean it's gonna google it, I mean regardless as a as a delivery driver as a service, Yes, you should not be delivering anybody's anything smelling like weed. That's disgusting. And then I'm trying to figure out, like, well, how can I

even complain about this? Like how do these drivers get They need to get penalized to the point where they can't deliver DoorDash anymore if they're getting if people are complaining, yes, now I have a question. So are this I see the people in the safe way all the time, like filling the bags, right, because you can clearly tell they ain't getting groceries for themselves, and they all disruptive in the safe way. It's a million of it, right is

it the same person? No? No, no no, no, so the so the store fulfills the order and then the DoorDash driver comes and picks it up and delivers it. Got you so okay, So it wasn't the weed that caused you to get three bags of oranges? Okay, I'm just trying to figure this out. Okay, No, And now that's like mad, Well it might have been you know why why because he might have had multiple orders that he

was delivering. Oh and he and you got somebody else's exactly he stopped at their house first and did not give them all of their groceries, but with their order better than yours. Once you got that, you did order. Was anything useful? No, it's like more oranges. It was um, swift, swift or wet jet. Yes, okay, all right, did you need that'd? Like, thank you? What did it say on the um because you know it has your names, their name,

it had some other person's name. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, he's too high for this job, right, you are too high, sir, for this day. Okay. Driving under the influence of drugs, including marijuana, is dangerous and illegal. Oh okay, yeah it is a DUI. That's a du Oh okay, that's good to know. Are you gonna tell the Jordash police next time? Next time? Yeah, it's just gonna happen again. I'm like,

but I'm sick of it. But I'm just but I'm at the point where I'm just like, so, I'm like, maybe I should use instacart, but I know instacrt is same thing. It's more expensive, I think, but these are all the same drivers. Well, I think instacurt people are a little more responsible because they're the they're actually the ones that are like walking through the grocery store and like, like, I feel like they take their job a little bit

more seriously. You know what I'm saying. Where the DoorDash drivers they're literally just driving around smoking weed in their car. And Robin said it, I ain't saying they ain't y'all smoke y'all. The proof is in the pudding stinks when it gets to my house. Stick up it. Okay, listen, I have a reasonably shading moment. Okay, Okay, so you as you know, I was recently in Birmingham, Alabama. Yea,

my girlfriend Eric Allous she had an event. I didn't make it to her event, but Eric is originally from Birmingham, so occasionally she has events there. Anyway, So a lot of our girlfriends got together, which I'll touch on in a minute, and um, I stayed until Monday and then I came home. Okay, Birmingham, I'm the shady people. Okay,

who are your shady people? Because you just gave a whole story the weed smoker or just Jordash, just those apps in general, apps and generally, like the the apps that are supposed to make your life easier are actually making it harder. Okay, So I have a beef and it's shady that the entire airline industry doesn't understand that we need more than one flight going from DC to Birmingham. Really you think? So yeah, I know. So okay. So it's like actually two two non stops and this is

across the board with American Delta Southwest. By the way. Oh another side story. Um, so I'm coming home from Birmingham. I had to wait in the airport for like four or five hours because there's only one NonStop coming home in the evening. Huh. This woman rolls up on me and I'm looking crazy. And this woman rolls up on me and she's like, um, Giselle, and I'm like, uh hi, And she was like chit chatting with me a bit,

and she was like can I take a picture? And I was like, I look really crazy and she was like, you know what, I'm not even gonna make you do this. I said, thank you, lady. So we end up sitting next to each other, or she said, across the aisle from me, and we chatted a little bit and then um, we had to wait for our luggage because it was a small plane. So you have to wait for your ugge when you get off in a little hallway. So she was like, I need to know why does Robin

still fly southwest? And I was like, I said, I don't know why she still flies south west. So anyway, we had a nice little kiki. I think her name was Andy or Amy or something. She was a very nice lady. I thought she was borderline stocking me, but that's a whole other story. Okay, anyway, she's very nice. So she listens to the podcast. She listened to the podcast. She she's a day one Pato mcfan. She thinks that we are the bee's knees. Okay, that's awesome. Um, I mean,

do you want me answer let me answer that question. Story. No, I'm done with it's just the airline industry. I mean more flights. I mean, but Birmingham to DC. But what's the flight packed? No, so then you don't need more flights from the airline industry. Doesn't nobody's going from Birmingham to any options? Robin, I need options, you know what? I would rather there be one flight from Birmingham to DC and more flights like other places that what a frequently?

Whatever are you going to answer the Southwest question. Why do I still flight Southwest? I mean because sometimes I like to pinch pennies. We know, Okay. So McDonald's just to add more nonsense to the app game is doing like a test site in which everything's automated. So I guess if you do it on your phone. You get to the you get to the drive through window, and it's all machines putting everything in the bag and sliding it out the window to you. There's no humans. How

is this possible? Where are they doing this? A Texas McDonald's offering a glimpse at automated future with McDonald's patrons order at a kiosk or through an app and a conveyor belt, then delivers your food through the drive through window. No humans at all. None, none, none. The story just opened in fort Worth. McDonald says the test restaurant demonstrates your commitment to finding new ways to serve customers faster, easier,

blah blah blah. Oh. By the way, guys, Carly's not with us today, so when we're looking things up, this might take us a minute, because right carle a little loss, yes, who who is failing on the job right now? Is not here, so they want to replace like the whole restaurant with robots. Yes, they're testing a fully automated location with no human employees. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I think that that's kind of genius. Right now, I don't go to McDonald's, but I'm just saying, yeah, I wouldn't

be with it. You would be with it's like Texas. Okay, yes, so the robots are gonna make the sandwiches all of that, like yeah, put well, yeah they're gonna yes. Okay, so wait food and McDonald's I don't know, Yeah, the fries okay, yeah, and the burgers Okay. I feel like that. I mean, I guess it's more so, um, we'll save the money in the long run. I feel like that's a very

expensive investment. But I guess in the long run, like if they can, if they don't have to pay people for years and years and years and they can just make, you know, do maintenance on their robots, then fine, but

like damn, like nobody's gonna be able to have a job. Okay, but have you gone too, because I've been to a Whole Food and everything is automated, not automated, self served, no Okay, you scan a little QR code when you walk in, and then you put you like as you go up and down the aisles, you're putting stuff in your bag and then you walk out. Oh, and it's like automatically charge, like you have to do it that way or that's an okay, So that's what everyone is doing,

and that's this particular Whole Foods. I was confused. I was in Georgia and I was confused. So the guy walked up to me. He was like, okay, let me walk you through it. So he kind of walked me through it. He said, or you can use your credit card, like you can go to the kiosk and check yourself out with your card, okay, or cash or whatever. So was there no cashiers? No nope. So all those lines

so I haven't been a Whole Foods in a long time. Okay, So all those lines of you know, cashiers, cash registers, whatever aioles that where you check out, those aren't there. No, Well they had a couple only for the people like me that was confused and didn't know what the hell was going on. But you still had to do it yourself. Yes, I hate checking myself out at the grocery store. I used to I used to be like that too, yeah, but now I like it really Yeah. I don't know.

It's like I just felt like like my stuff falls everywhere, and like, you know, my my handbag is falling off my shoulder. I don't know. It's just like no, like I'm gonna stand here and I'm gonna say hi to the person right cash register, and they're gonna scan my groceries and put in a bag and I'm gonna pay and leave, Like I get it. I don't like what is I want to know how many people steal because it's it's it's a borderline and honor system here, it's

more than borderline and honor system. Like how many people are still? Please let us know if you're stealing from Whole Foods? Like all of these automated right, Like you might forget to scan like the like the one item that's like small but expensive, right, I might forget to scan that all but expensive? Yeah, like what chap stick? No, that's not expensive? So like all right, what would be

small and expensive? I don't know, some like caviar. Yes, I have to I have to circle back with somebody, like wrote us someone's like, Robin needs to taste caviar, really, because since I can get it from my friend. Okay, Lee Roy slash Henry. Did you say his name? Yea, his name is not Jason. Okay, So in horrible laws news, Oh I love, I'm giving everything a title. It's the first time I've done this anyway, Tennessee yellow on my list. What do they? Representative Paul Cherrell wants to bring back

hanging by a tree? Oh? Yes, And he said it as a punishment, right for Yeah, like punishment for a crime. And he said it in a freaking meeting. On Tuesday, a bill in the state legislature that would allow inmates to be executed by firing squad was brought up for debate before the Tennessee Houses Criminal Justice Committee. One Republican lawmaker, State Representative Paul Cherrell, expressed support for the bill but

felt it didn't go far enough. And I was just warnering about could I put amendment on that it would include hanging by a tree also? And also I would like to sign on your bas he wants to hang people. Okay, does this man still have his job? He does three? That's despicable. It's disgusting. That is despicable. Yeah, so we I have I have my eyes truly focused on anyone who's gon bold enough to make these kind of comments. Oh my gosh, that man needs to lose his job.

Yeah so I don't know who how that's going to happen. Who's gonna make that happen, but like that, attention needs to be brought to that. But he has a job because he was voted in, So it's serious to see whether or not people vote for him again. But let me tell you a man who's never gonna lose his job because he owns everything. But he threw everybody under the bus. That Rupert Murdoch. Is that his last name,

Murdoch Murdoch, Murdoch Murdoch. Yeah, so you know he owns Fox News, right, and Fox News people, y'all, this is unbelievable. The Fox News people said, we knew we were lying when we reported that at the election was read. They said, we knew we were reporting information, yes, and we did it anyway, Right, all of them are saying that, okay, and Rupert is like, yeah, they did it, and I didn't have nothing to do with it, sir. You all know the entire company. Okay, you are also to blame.

He said, that was them that had nothing to do it. What I ain't taking? Oh my god, what insane? Really? Yeah, he didn't have so is he like I knew they were relying or no, he's just like I didn't know they were relying. No, he said I knew they were relying, but like that's what that's that has nothing to do with him. He don't want no blame for that. He said they knew, he knew they were lying. Okay, maybe he's not hands on? Is he hands on it? Hands on?

Hands on? Socks on? It's just how bold everyone is these days. They people can say whatever they want. It's absurd and not be held accountable. That's so crazy. I just want everybody know that Fox News is not news. Okay, what is that propaganda? It's entertainment. Yeah, yeah, it's like sport. It's like, are you smart enough to figure out that this is a lie? Right? Yeah? It's like a soap

opera kinda, you know what I mean. It's like shit, shit the way I mean the way people think our damn shows are all you know, I don't know, conspiracy theory and all that, like Okay, I don't want to forget that. We have a Black Effect podcast first the Boy, Yeah, coming up. It's April twenty second in Atlanta and Atlanta the Mighty Atlanta, Georgia. This is like the first of

its kind that Black Effect is doing. And we are hitting the stage first of all, Jess Hilarius and Charlomagne are all the whole hosting, and we're hitting the stage with eighty five South, Horrible Decisions, reasonably shady, checking in with Michelle Williams and facts and big facts. Okay, yea, and it's gonna be so good. Yeah, just go to Black Effect dot Com. Liked. Okay, um, it's at twelve o'clock. Yeah, he for twenty second Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah it is. It's

gonna be fun. Yeah, we're hitting We're hitting the atl hard. Okay, it's gonna be so much fun. Tell definitely like a great line up because it's like it's like a variety, a nice variety. Yes, I just do. Shouldn't we come before or after horrible Decisions because you're gonna be really worked up in the sex of it all, So I think us first then horrible because if if you're like worked up sexually and then we come in here being shady.

I don't know if that's a good mix. Well, we're going on at the same time with Michelle Williams, Yes, checking in with we should before a horrible decisions, you think, so I feel like we should be after to kind of like bring some balance. I don't know. I mean, we'll see it doesn't you know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter to be great. Yeah, it doesn't matter. And we love our horrible decision ladies, So definitely get your tickets. Okay.

Oh yeah, speaking of horrors, I want to I love horrors. Who you got? Yes, well, it's kind of adjacent to Wars. Okay. I want to follow up on the question we asked on the podcast about men. Do men measure their penis? Right? Right? Yes? So we got a bunch of emailska the record. I just want to say this. Robin asked, do men measure their penises? I thought that was a little weird, but y'all answered. Y'all responded, They answered, okay, and look I got um Austin yeah says hey, girls, I want to

be a trooper and answer your question. I measure my penis at least once a year. I'm thirty two, and I think mine keeps getting bigger every year. Austin wish. Thank you, sir. It is as I'm not complaining, but my partner doesn't want it to be any bigger. Hello. Okay, wait, thank you guys for giving me entertaining while I'm working at stocking at Coca Cola. Okay, why why do you think no, if the partners of woman, she wants it

to be bigger. Unless it's big, it must be really uncomfortable. Yeah, right, it must be paid because there's you know, sometimes too big is too big. That's true. Okay. So Patrick said that he measured it when he was younger, and yes, oh he measured it with a ruler. Okay, okay. He said he thinks it's a teenage boy thing and he feels like men on Grinder do it. I got one for that, Okay, Okay, Grinder, So Scott says, just listen to your podcasts about the penis size. I definitely have

measured my penis. Oh my god, I'm gay. So penis size is a number one topic on gay apps Grinder. He said, Uh, I've measured it randomly throughout my teens and adulthood. Not sure straight guys do as well, but I'm confident that a lot of them do. That. Being said, my husband has never measured his penis though, so I guess it's just hit or miss with guys, it's hit or miss. Yeah, I guess if you do have a rather la one, you want to know how curious? You're curious? Right,

so Alton said another guy. He said he measured it once in college, and he used a tape measure, not a ruler. That's probably easier to finagle. Yeah, yes, yes, it may be a little more comfortable, yes, because I would you know, a ruler is pretty rigid and stuff like I wouldn't it has hard edges. Yes, let's see. Um okay, so Elim says. When he was younger, he notices penis growing and he would measure it annually. The

last time was probably in my early twenties. I'm thirty seven now, so wow, yes, okay's excited to see you on Ultimate Girls Trip. Oh? Thanks? Okay, So this is something that the men do, yes, it it's none of it, But none of them gave their size. They also, we didn't know, but you when you volunteer that information. Yeah, I measured it and I got eight inches. So now

do you want them to reply with your side? Yeah, don't, don't, don't because like or or I would like to know if on Grinder, because it's such a big thing with um, the gay population, if they do report how many inches? Oh,

I'm sure they do. Yeah they have. Yeah. If that's like a yes, if that is a popular the number one topic on a gay app, yeah, then yeah, that's probably like you know, on these dating apps, it's like, oh, I'm I have brown hair, and I went to college and I work in this field, and I like a guy with sense of humor or whatever, like, yeah, I think one of the like, there's probably literally a input for pie. Really, I'm just a man. I don't I

don't know guys, I don't know. So PAULI, just to finish out this conversation, PAULI says, in all caps, all men measure there? Wow, all men? And then half them live about it, right, he said, it is a drink session discussion and sometimes we made do it in front of each other. Okay, he's get I don't think. I don't think straight man are walking around measuring their penis with each other. I wouldn't put it pass right as

fane about the basketball locker drink. You know how guys get when they're like drinking and they're like and they just whip it out, make it hard and pull out a ruler. I mean, that's weird. Sometimes we do it in front of each other for laughs. Ha ha, love you guys from Australia. Okay, oh maybe that's Australians. Let's called Michael darr Right, speaking of Michael Darby, that's not okay. So I do want to say, don't play with me? Who's not? I do want to say, who's not measuring

his penis? Because he's just cowering in the corner? Okay, who do you think that is? Will Smith? Yes? Yes, how did you know? Robert? We have to talk about the Chris Rock of it all? Will Smith got called a bit about fifty times. I thought, oh my god. Right, okay, So for those of y'all who haven't seen Chris Rock's new Netflix special, he finally, after what a year, almost a year, talks about when Will Smith slapped him at the Oscars. Right, So I actually haven't seen it yet.

I've been traveling. I heard the most important parts. Okay, So I was driving and they played it on the radio. Okay, Will Smith practices selective outrage because everybody knows what happened. Everybody that really knows. I didn't have any entanglements. None of us have ever been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on television. So how do you feel

about it? So? I enjoyed it. I mean, you know, I think, Okay, he broke down his relationship with Jada, right, and what has happened between the two of them over the thirty over thirty years, right, yeah, So so I mean that's good to know that there's a little bit of like, there's little context there, right. So maybe it's like when Will when Chris said something about Jada, it was more like it wasn't just that comment in that moment, right right, right, So it's good to have that context.

But I do agree with Chris Rock like hold on, like y'all done. People have talked about y'all up and down, up and down, every news outlet, every you know, just everywhere, and now you're you have selective outrage, and now you're mad and you coming on stage and hitting this little man, And I think I love that he made that point, like Will Smith is significantly bigger than me, Yes, right, yes, And so if someone else was on that stage and

they were bigger, stronger, taller, like, would he have done that? Now? Probably not right, you know, um, But I just I mean I felt like, yeah, what Will did was a bitch move, you know, I mean, you just don't be like, you don't do that on that platform. Like if you're bad and angry, wait until after the show, you know what I'm saying, right, catch him outside exactly. Like, so

what he did was horrible. We all know that, um, And I felt like it was Chris Rock's platform and his opportunity to address it and speak on how he really felt about it. But like he's and he's had time to process it. It's been almost a year where he could actually sit down and think about like wait a minute, so this happened, and that happened and wait you know what I mean, and ask the right questions and stuff like that, and so yeah, I'm here for it. I was here for it. I think I think the

the let's look at the genius of it all. Like I think we're regardless of whether or not you liked what Chris Rock said he waited a year. Everybody and their grandmother wanted him to talk about it, right, and it turned into a forty million dollars s lab right, Like you got paid forty million dollars for Netflix special, right, and now you gave everybody to tea. And I don't care if if you explain the entire story or not. You parlayed that ship into forty million dollars, right that

we know. Which if forty million dollars is accurate, that's insane. Yeah. Well, and I'm here for a get you. I mean, hell yeah. But he did it the right way. He probably he probably knew when it happened, you know, and I'm sure people wanted to hear from him right away. He knew when that happened. He's like, no, yeah, I'm not gonna give this information up for free. He knew that he was going to be able to parlay it into something

like that. That that didn't that wasn't that was that was totally playing, right, And I hope that that was his upfront money. And then he gets back, um, you know, money from the back end. I hope you hope you think he needs more than forty millions. I mean, get your goings, get your he doesn't need anything more than forty millions. That's robbing me. I'm sorry because I mean to tell you truth. I watched the whole thing and there were it was like good, but I don't give

it was like, okay, I don't like Dave Chappelle. Great, Okay, I don't think so. Um. But sometimes we tell our business and it does backlash in the wrong way, you think, because like friends, Harry and Megan, y'all don't have a house any in England anymore because y'all Daddy took it away from you. Daddy said the Frogmore House. About the Frogmore House, No, okay, So whenever Harry and Megan do come back, they were they would stay in this thing

called the Frogmore Cottage. Okay. Um. After the book and Harry you talked about Daddy, and you talked about his favorite child called William, his only child called William. Daddy said, I'm taking that house back, yeah, and I'm giving it to my brother Andrew. Oh you know the luster, the one that dates fourteen year olds allegedly allegedly um insane. So when they come back, they gotta like check into the w Hotel. I mean, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at daddy for that. I'm not mad my dad

for it either. Like I get it. He's like, Okay, you're grown. You're over here making yes, selling you know your story, putting throwing us under the bus for money, So pay for your own accommodations and your security. Um and like you know, because they fly private and get all this like transportation around town. Yeah, you take care of all of that, ye son, I'm not mad at it. Yeah. And okay, but wait, what's funny is when is the coronation?

Haven't you heard that they were invited? They were finally invited, but then I also heard like all these singers are turning them down. Adele said hell no, right, Harry Style Style said hell no. Harry said hell no. Really, Sharon said hell no. They didn't ask us, Robin, we need the same. We would be like, um, what's the woman? Oh my god, what's the woman that's saying Trump's uh inauguration? And Chris sat Michelle, Yeah, they demolished her, right, I know?

Can we have we given her a second chance? Yes? We should know, but I mean, no, man, we should yea yeah, yes, she was trying to like, shoot, let her make her a little money. Yeah, but everybody we just named don't need those No, No, they don't know, right. But I'm saying if we were to perform there, yes, would would we be exiled? I don't know what would we be singing? Believe that our future. I think we would get exiled because of how it sounded, not because

of the situation. Look, we're available it okay. But speaking of singing, Scissa, Yeah, have you heard her something? Her new song, kill Bill? Yes? Have you listened to the lyrics some about killing her ex? Yes? Yes, Like okay, my kids like that, but my kids sing it all the time. And I started understanding what they were saying, and I was like, hold up, wait a minute. And even this other younger person that's in my life was like,

have you heard the lyrics of this song? And I was like, no, right, it says I'm gonna kill my ax, not a not a bad idea, not a bat. And then I'm gonna kill his girlfriend too. I make good decisions because if I can't have them, you can't just what the hell? Oh my god, SISSM. I know, and from what I understand her whole album is amazing. My kids like it. Yeah, they like don't ask me to

play it. And I'm like surprised because most of the time they want to listen to like a Little Baby or something like Yeah, but should they now listen to a Little Baby because now it sister telling people to kill people? Okay, I'm confused, but it's so fun, you know it songs, It's like it's all about the melody in the in the how it sounds. So she literally could be singing like anything and they're just gonna like sing it. But she's not saying it like it's a joke.

She's saying it like she's really not a bad idea. Not a bad idea, y'all, uncle be going out here killing your ass? Now work? There are there more? Does she explain more? Really? I need to Now I need to like listen to the actual words, Like you know how sometimes there's always like a moral to the story. The moral is if you if I can't have them, you can't ease them. That's her moral, and I think that's problematic. Does she go to jail by the end of the song, she needs to say and I went

to jail? Right? I need to finish, I need to listen to the whole hilarious. Um okay, speaking of X and blowing up their life. Now, I don't really know, and our viewers might not know too much about these people. Okay, but these vander Pup Rules to listeners, our listeners. Viewers are our listeners. This Tom Sandoval. Yes, okay, I'm gonna try to give y'all backstory. Now do you watch so like you watch Vanderpump Rules now, I mean I catch it here and there. Not really No, I do love

La La as you know, I can't. Who's on the show, Um, vander Pop Rules is Lisa. Vander Pop has these restaurants and they were all all waiters and waitresses, bartenders, and they've grown up right now they have their own establishments. Right, So Tom's sand of all, I believe has a restaurant with the other time it's called Tom Tom and then they have shorts, right that's about to open or something. Anyway, Tom Sandoval had a girlfriend named Arianna. Arianna and they've

been living together for like eight years or something. They've been so I had to get I had to ask somebody to send me to break down because I was like the social media Brivo social media is on fire. Yes, I'm like, what is happening? Yeah, I mean I think he kind of blew in his life, and it's it's hard because it's so many of them, and to be honest, and I might sound I don't know a lot of them look alike. Yeah, So that's my point. I can't tell the tr ladies upon people who are like, who's who?

Who did he cheat with? Again? But even not even just the two women that he was involved with. That's why I'm talking about the rest. No know what I'm saying. But then you have a whole bunch of other people chiming in because they're you know, they're mad and they're chiming in. They got stuff to say, and they're all all these people are part of the cast. And I'm like, who was talking? Like, what is happening? I don't know? Okay, So Ariana Arianna was blonde hair. Yeah, that's how I

kind of tell her apart blonder. Yeah. Yeah. So Arianna was Tom's girlfriend for like nine years. They lived together. Apparently they bought a two million dollar house together. Oh wow, right, Okay. Raquel Raquel has has brown hair, has brown hair. But Arianna and Raquel look very much alive. If you pull their hair back, they look like the same the same person. Yeah,

but her Raquel's hair short. Um, but Raquel has she's on the show, and she has in recent interviews, like when people say who are you close to or something, she'll talk about, Oh, my closest friends. She'll literally say, my closest friends is Arianna and Shana. Arianna and Shana. She literally repeatedly says that Arianna and Shana are her close friends. And she kissing the other time recently, and oh yeah, yeah right, it's so it's it's a cluster,

it's a it's a cesspool. Is that it's success pool cluster? Yeah, so Roquet. So the news broke that Tom Sandoval and Roquel have been having an affair from almost seven months or let's just say yes. And Ariana only found out about it because she saw something in Tom's phone. It was like sex messages and stuff and videos that they sent each other. Um. But like it's kind of eerie now because people are pulling up like old footage of that or recent footage of at BRAVOCN or you know,

doing interviews or on watch happens live or whatever. And it's just like it's crazy because like you can see that these two had something going on. They're all google the eye, yeah yeah with each other. Yeah. So maybe Ariana just didn't she looked the other way. She didn't, she didn't pay attention. I should say that I don't. But see, I feel like that the way that this group interacted, they must just have thought that. I don't know,

it's like that's the party. I don't understand because like seeing the way that those two interacted, or even like some of the stuff that he would say, he's somebody. He was in an interview and they were asking about her for whatever reason. He's just like, wait, was it him talking about her or her she was talking about? No, no, no, gosh, see, I'm getting all mixed up. It's okay, I went down the rabbit hole, y'all. We're out the rabbit hole. But

I want to say that I wish Ariana the best. Yeah, if Tom and Raquel are soulmates and need to be together, going to be together, right, You're gonna get some hateteration, but going to be together. I want to say that this particular time has always been very nice. To me. I think he's a nice guy, don't know him very well, but sir, you have blown up your life, okay, because like this is looking really bad. Yeah, it looks really bad.

Apparently like his restaurant is being hurt. And he's like he like posted something like please don't take it out of my restaurant, yeah, or like my workers. He's like, you know, I have you know, employees and investors and we're not the only ones. Please don't take it out. But it's like it is so it's confusing. But I know people, you know, watch the show and people are really invested in there. You know, it's like TMZ is you know, stalking them, Yeah, stalking them all that type

of stuff, And it's it's crazy. It's like I almost feel it would be like, I mean, okay, I know I had my own little controversy recently, but like it would be as if one was dating like actually yeah or me, Yeah, he asked me, I'm not maybe not you because maybe Ashley, because because it wasn't they weren't super super tight but kind of tight yeah yeah, and then and for months yeah, and Ashley's just smiling in your face, Yes, in your face, it's so crazy to me.

And now did you hear something like the news broke when Raquel and Shana were on Watch Heaven's Live and Shana punched her or something? What now people making stuff out? No, I think this really happened. I mean, she's gonna get a whole lot of something happened, like she punched her because you know, Shane's friends with Arianna, and I don't know it's all of it is a man. I'm just saying, like, go down the rabbit hole. This thing is. It's like, yeah, okay.

But in other um shady news, I kind of feel like Shaka Khan is coming for my shady title because Shaka Khan to the interview, Robin, did you see this interview about Mary J Blist about Mary Maria Beyonce, she was like, Mayory, okay, let's first of all she talked about and I listened to the interview y'all, and actually it was funny. But we love all these ladies, okay, and they're awesome in their own right. But she said

the only reason why Mariah is Mariah is because of Paola. Yes, wow, And if Tommy wasn't you know, Oh, come on now that woman gets saying, but her her music would not have if Tommy wasn't paying all these radio stations. Okay, okay, there's there's that I don't I disagree Shatka. Then she said they was trying to get her talk about a little bit about Beyonce, but she was like, no, Beyonce, it's amazing or whatever. She didn't go down that rabbit

holecause you know better because Beyonce's fans are foolish. Um. Then she said, Mary j Blige couldn't sing right. How do you do that to Mary? That was so crazy, she said, And I tell her we're friends. I told her because Mary redid Shaka Khan's um sweet things. And she was like, Mary, what time did you sing that? Rendition? Was early in the morning. Your voice ain't sound right early in the morning. You know, you gotta wait till later on in the day, Like what did you sound flat?

Can you imagine Shaka Khan tells you you sound flat? How old? Shaka Khan? Though, Like sometimes it's like when when older people kind of say whatever, you just got to be like, oh that's Shaka. Oh. Nobody is like coming back at it. Nobody's clapping back because it's like you're gonna give shock at her respect. Oh I'm sure, okay, none of those artists are coming back at her, but I'm sure the crate, the people on some media or whatever media, I'm sure they're giving her hell. You know that.

Actually I saw a post where someone was like, Shaka, you said, Mary sounded flat? Well what is this? And it was like, oh, clip of Shaka sounding oh really bad. And and I don't hate to say it, but I have seen times when it's like you are wondering, like is she okay? She you know what I'm saying. Well, she has talked about her history, her story, right, yeah, so she has shown up in bad years and has

performed and has sounded like something wasn't right. So she's the original shakak and sweet Thing is like one of my favorites. Yeah, sweet Thing? Okay, Schaka does that sound flat? Who? You're my everything? You're not not? I can't not yet, Okay, I don't know all the words, all right, anyway, Shaka Khan. Mary is amazing. Yes, Mary's amazing. I mean everyone has a unique voice, but Ryan is amazing. I mean, she's just she's just like an older lady hating and that's like,

that's okay, she can. I mean older people are always like, well, back in my day we did this, and back in my day we did that. You know what I'm saying. It's just more like older people just being like stuck in their waist. But there it could be something said for it, like if singing is your profession, you can hear when somebody else sounds quote flat right me. I wouldn't know what that sounds like. It sounds good to me.

I think it all sounds good, right, that's true. Yes, And as long as Mary continues to wear her thighigh boots and hit that dance, I'm not mad at Mary. No, I can what's coming out hermut No, we don't care and Mary don't care, which I could think. Yes, So shaka you are coming from my shady title, ma'am backup off man the end, and I think that's our show, Robin, So don't haven't forget to live your life, either reasonable or shady. About Reasonably Shady is a production of the

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