| Ep 64 | Reasonable, Shady, or “Boff”

some other time. Oh my god, okay, um, thank you for watching The Real Housewives of Potoma first and foremance because you know, oh yeah, we had a little premiere yesterday. Huh. Yes, we had a premiere on my gosh. It was amazing. I mean, and the Twitter was a Twitter rain. It's so excited. It's just I mean, it's it's exciting to be back on Yes. I hope you all liked it. I hope you all like do not forget to get your tickets. Robin and I will be in New York

at City Winery on November twenty six. We cannot wait to see y'all. It's like up close and personal. That's going to be so exciting. Like I feel like first of all, that weakenness, in my opinion, perfect because it's Thanksgiving weekend, but by Saturday, you're like ready to get away from your family. Perfect. Come hang out with us so we can be reasonably shady with you all. Yes, yes, and it is a full on v I P experience, It absolutely is. And come ready to be reasonable and

shady exactly. Yes. Okay, but we also have other news that we've been telling you guys about. Okay, so we are super excited because we now have Patreon. Yes, we now have a Patreon. We have started a private membership just for you, our closest friends, where you'll get exclusive access to content not available anywhere else. You'll be receiving two bonus podcast episodes per month, and members will have exclude of access to submit topics and questions for us

to discuss on the pod. Yes, Robin and I will also be hosting live streams and chatting with you in a way more intimate. Okay, we'd like to get intimate with you guys. Yes, I'm so excited because we really wanted to create a space to get to know you better and you can get to know us better too. So you go to Patreon dot com slash reasonably shady, it's about to get really interesting in the absolute most shadiest of way. Okay, because you know we're gonna be

on Patreon. That's gonna be super shady. That's just not gonna be shady. It's gonna be super duper shady. We gotta give you more shady. I mean, I don't know how much shadier we can get. I guess we can get. We can get a little bit more shady. But you know, for people who have been always saying like, oh my gosh, one episode a week is not enough, I wish you I have more episodes. Um, well, here you go. Head on over to Patreon because we're gonna have to bonus

podcast minisods a month. We'll have an exclusive monthly live stream and a Q and A members will have voting power where you all can tell us what you want, yes, like special guests and podcast topics. You can help us pick that ye, and then we'll have a private chet community on discord. So head on over to Patreon. Reasonably shady dot com, I mean, Patreon dot com. Reasonably shady enjoined us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm excited this. We're some busy people. Oh my gosh, we got you know,

rhl P is on air, we have uh Patreon launch. Yes, we're going to Bravo Con. Yes, and we have a live show November, I mean, and then around the same time we still got kids and you know they're kids kids. Yeah, yeah, step kids in the holidays and oh my gosh, some busy people. It's a lot. It's a lot, but we're doing it, and we're doing It's basketball season is about to start. You won't be at the game six yes, I will, okay, every single game and every single game,

Robbin will be there. Um, speaking to kids like this brings me to my reasonably shading moment of the week. Okay, so y'all know, I think I have shared with the people that I one of my like fear factors. One of the things I hate. Um, it's not even it's like far beyond a pet peeve. It's just I hate it. It's the dentist. Okay. And the other day I went to the dentist. I went to my grown folk dentist, and then my kids later in the day had to go to their dentist. Right, So when I got to

my dentist office, they were running a little late. Okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm legitimately my heart starts beating fast. You know you feel anxiety like building up within you. That was all building up. I cannot stand that little scraper that they put in your mouth. Okay. So I was sitting there waiting and like trying to come up with a way to leave. Like I was like, this is just for you, like your six months. This is just a cleaning clean This is just a regular

old cleaning. And they know that I come in with some drama. So I was like, okay, maybe I can tell them that, you know, my kid is sick or something. I had to leave and I was like I don't

want my kids to be sick, that's right. Like I'm just thinking all these things to get me the hell out of there, and the long behol they were like just out, we're ready for you, and I was like, so I go, and I lay in the chair and as soon as I lay down and put my head back, that's when like I like started sweating my my like under armstide sweating. I just okay. So then she pulls out the scraper thing and I was like, no, I

need the topical on the topical gums. Okay, I just the whole shade of it all is just the dentist I hate you all. Really Wait a minute, oh, I'm sorry the shady real shady party. So then I get my kids, we go to their dentists. They skipped in there like it was like a happy Saturday, and then they got their teeth gleaned and we skipped on out, and Grace even had the audacity to come out and be like, oh, that was fun fun? What about this

is fun? Like see, I'm sorry I cannot join in on your You know, I hate the dentist rant because I think I shared this. My father's a dentist, Yes, Mr Brag, Dr bra Dr Brag. I feel like I've

shared this on the podcast before. How he would tell me, like if I had to go ship not gonna tooth cleaning, teeth cleaning, like to get my wisdom teeth tape taken out, He'd be like, you bould suck it up because patients come in and they're all nervous and scared, and they make our jobs so hard and if they would just relax, it would be so much easier. Like he really like yeah, patients who are so squirmy and scared and oh no, that's like me that drives like that makes their jobs

so much harder. It's so annoying. It's I mean, I'm only speaking for my dad, like that's one of the parts of the job that he hated. Really, yeah, absolutely hated it. Like just like dealing with patients are just so afraid of the dentist, like terror. Dentist gets a

bad rap. But in my defense, I feel like parents put that fear in their kids, you know what I mean, and you kind of like, so you develop that and you just live with that because your parents had told you, oh my god, it's scary to go to the dentist, don't be scared. Oh you know what I mean. No one's ever told me that, But I just feel like they just it's just that scraping in your mouth that bothers me. I'd rather gonecological example, stick something up my

COUCHI really, yes, for sure. But in my defense, my dentist does tell me that I'm not the worst, Like he has patients that are far worse than really, oh yeah, so I don't feel that bad about it. That's annoying. So I like when I go to the dentist, I just I sit there like a champ and take it like of course you do. Yeah, it could be like the most uncomfortable thing, and I'm like, everything's great, all right, what is your reasonably shady moment? Okay, so my reasonably

shady moment goes to Chipotle, not the chippole Chippole. Yes, so you know all these companies now, like you can like save time, you can order on the app, you can get a door dash all that suff Okay, first of all, I was going to door dash Chippotle to my house, right or all right, when you go on the Chipotle app itself, you can either set it up for pickup or for delivery. Right. First of all, why was delivery thirty dollars? More? What? Right? So? If so?

Because what they do is like they raise the prices, so like say, like a burrito for pickup might have been like nine dollars for delivery. It's like what I'm saying, so whatever, So they raise the prices, they charge you all these fees. So I was like, okay, let me take my lazy on us out this house and I'll pick it up. So I can say thirty dollars because

it's the principle. It's yeah, it's right. I mean it's like, okay, if I was like really busy or wasn't feeling well or something, fine, haven't delivered, but no, I can actually leave my house and drive him in his down the street and chip all right. So you know, I did something I didn't want to do. I was going to go pick up the Chippotle. So I walk going up to the front and I'm like looking on a little shelf, I don't see my name, and then the girl the

rustlers like, yeah, what's your name. I'm telling my name and she's all looking, I don't I'm I don't see an order for you, and I'm like, it's right here, like literally showed the order from your phone from my phone, and she's like, no, don't have an order. So the whole reason I ordered online, it was like negated because I got there, didn't know my order had to stand there. Why didn't they have your order? What happened? I don't know.

You should got it for free at that happening, Well, well I didn't get I mean she made so like they she literally oh gosh, like I literally spent three times as much time in Chipotle then I should have. So she literally hand wrote my order dance. So she's like, well, what did you order? I would literally tell her what I ordered. She handwrote it down on her piece of paper and went and made my order in the back. What. I'm just like, what? How mad? That makes sense? That? No?

I don't know how annoying is that? And then I feel like an idiot because I'm like, you know, the lines of Chipotle are almost like outdoor, right, and I'm like standing in the front and I'm like, where's my f you know? Okay, maybe it was maybe it was your iPhone? Have you? Do you have the sixteen? The the did you download the update? Yes? That has nothing to do not not No, I was trying to help no situation, okay, okay, literally shady yes, So yes, anyway,

so I back to door dash it. Well, shoot, I wonder if I had delivered, if it would ever have come. Well, we've already discussed door dance, Like, I cannot stand they always mess up for me something. I know, they always leave something. Now, Okay, so do you like the new upgrade to the phone? Okay, So because I have an issue, you have an issue, like I saw I see that my the the clock on your home school very weird looking.

It's big, big in country, it's big, and I at first I was like, oh, that's cool, right, but now I'm like, no, I want it smaller again. I don't know why they felt the need to do that. So certain things that I'm like, I don't know why they felt the need to change that. But the one thing that I'm like, Okay, when did the I phone come out? Like how long I phone been in existence? After all of these years? Yes, I think it's like ninety six maybe,

but go ahead, that's my guess. But Carli's looking it up. Oh wow, you know, I was a senior in high school and we definitely do not have phone two thousand seven, okay, two thousand seven. After two thousand seven to the fifteen years. It took them five ten years to allow me to mark my text messages as unread when BlackBerry was doing it like all the time, what do you mean how do you do that? You just swipe and say and just look. Okay, so I'm going we're going to I'm

going to text messages right now. Okay, So I'm pulled up one now what do I do? Now? Go back to your list right, yeah, and then just swipe over oh unread. So I have been wanting that feature forever because like a lot of times, like if I'm driving, I get a message and I've read it, Oh, I can't really write back. Let me market unread so I can remember to respond. But because they did not have that feature, I would literally like text it to myself again,

do you know what I mean? Or like forget right, and then people are like robbing remember me? And I'm like, goops, so okay, okay, Well at least we have it now fifteen years later. What like that was so basic to me because I had it on my BlackBerry. You know what, I never had a BlackBerry, So what did you have?

We didn't have a BlackBerry. I think I skipped. I went from flip phone, remember the flip phone, which, by the way, I kind of secretly want flip phone because the hanging up on somebody was always just I mean, I've made your dealings satisfying. Yes, I don't like what

you're saying. Click like that was amazing. It's like the big you could just yes, our younger listeners right now, y'all have no idea what we're talking about, but that there was a flip phone and that just would make my dick because you could just hang up on people and it was a real hang up like now when you hang up from like the iPhone. It's just like satisfying at all. Okay, now, have you watched I'm totally changing subjects. I don't mean to, but I am. Have

you watched um Jennifer Hudson's new show? Negative? You have not? No? I haven't either. No, But what the hell are you saying to me? Isn't It was surprising? I know because I know that you have a daytime watching list, right, and so I was thinking j hud got on the list of things you watched? So she hasn't made it into the rotation. Okay, so question did she what's the other girl? Tamara? Does Tama still have a show? Did she replaced Tamara Tamarin? Was Tamara tamer Hall? Did she

replace Tamon? No? Because Tameron I remember seeing a picture of Tameran's Okay, so Tamaran's still on. Jennifer Hudson is on? What Robin hasn't seen it? I feel like impressed The guide when it comes on, Well, Charli is gonna figure that out, and then um and Kelly is still on Clarkson, and then there's a new daytime something. Nb SEE has a daytime news show, news show. I don't know, I've never seen that. I'm like an old Okay, I am

an old person. I remember being young and not understanding why my parents watch the news, and now my um my parents. I literally watched like the news and news type shows all day long. So NBC has a afternoon news show that comes on at twelve o'clock and it's like NBC News Daily, and I'm like, yes, I love it because it's just I don't know, and it's not like they're not like it's not like MSNBC or seeing n type news. It's like, you know, little segments and stuff.

So then I watched that at twelve, and then at one I watched g M a today okay show. Yeah, right, the afternoon one. So that's one. So what comes on? Okay, so what what station does Jennifer She'll come on NBC and oh she took Ellen's spot, she did, Okay, So I want to say what people should watch it? Just you know, we want Jennifer to win can we just did Ellen do? Do we have any type of farewell to Ellen? Or they was we farewelled her for a freaking season. It was, there was a whole season of

farewell to It was. I feel like she just like went off and it was like no, and then it was like then it was like a half a season of like people filling in for her. It was it was a team too much. When she made the announcement, just go like, it's just too many goodbyes Sheelle Obama came on and say goodbye, were like goodbye goodbyes were drawn out, but Anderson said goodbye. Everybody say goodbye, say

goodbye everybody. But I feel like it's weird, like maybe if you watch Ellen show, it's like you saw that, but if you didn't watch it like you would have, I wasn't. I was. I was. I would hear when these people were coming on to say, yes, now mind you's come out that she's not a nice person or something. Oh yes, yes, yeah, but I mean, you know, let Ellen live. Let's she's she's off the air. Now she's minding her business. Let her live in her in her business.

That's what I say to that. Now I did want to discuss lars Pippen. Oh yeah, we didn't talk about that. Yes, So Larsa, who if y'all don't know who this is, used to be married to Scottie Pippen. Um, she was friends with Kim Kardashian until she slept with Kanye allegedly, And um, did I just make that up? Okay, totally no, But wasn't there was a big falling out? I think, Oh no, yeah, she sup with all of them allegedly. But now she's dating Michael Jordan's son. Is that right?

I was about to say Michael Jackson's son. That was gonna be terrible. She's dating Jordan's son, Michael Jordan's son, which which, for whatever reason, people are like this is a thing, like this is something to talk about. Why is this the thing? I don't care who she dates? Why is it a thing? Because oh, that's right, I know why it's a thing. Go ahead, Rob, her ex husband and Scottie Pippen won multiple championships playing alongside Michael

Jordan's when they were in the Chicago Bulls. So so theoretically, Larsa probably babysat exactly Okay, I'm getting it, exactly so I'm envisioning in the Chicago Bulls family room, because they have family rooms in the NBA arenas. I'm envisioning, like you know, before, during, and after the games, like Larsa's in the family room and little Marcus Jordan's is in there, like running around, like you know, trying to get ice cream, Yeah, get ice cream, eating, throwing a ball, and she's like,

you know, talking to uh Wanita. Oh, look at Marcus and Jeffrey. They're getting they're growing so nicely, you know what I mean. But she was really plotting and planning for him to grow up so that she could dare him. This is terrible. Okay, So I had to look up how old she was, right, So I googled her age. So she's I didn't realize she's already eight, for I was thinking she was older because Scottie Pippen is fifty seven. So I'm so I'm assuming when you know, so, say

Scotty was okay, all right when Scotty's with Larsa. So say he was thirty when he was like with the Bulls and winning and stuff. Um, she was twenty, she was, so she was right, So she was like a little young thing anyway, wasn't talking to her exactly. Yeah. Let me tell you something. When Michael Jordan played with the Washington Wizards, I ain't see Juanita, Jeffrey or Marcus a day and na and they were divorced, nothing, they were okay um anyway. So yeah, so Wanita was not talking

to Larsa. No, Larsa was probably dang dong not even paying attention to, like any any of the people around her because she was like, you know, really young. Right, Let's you know, maybe put that into perspective. So now Larces forty eight, Michael Jordan's son, her ex husband's teammates son, yes, is thirty one. Wow, that's how many years seventeen? That wow, So that's still that's sounds a big difference. That's a

difference there. And let's be cleared, Pippins publicly trashed Michael Jordan's just for okay, Okay, let's put this in Okay, So if she was like twenty one in the locker room, I mean in the family room, Marcus was literally four. Marcus was four and she was twenty one, and she was plotting and planning to date him when he got older. Allegedly, you know what, you can say anything out of your mouth as long as you say allegedly. Afterwards, we can

say anything it just say allegedly. That's funny. Yeah, she's literally dating a kid that was four when she when she was married to her husband. Okay, So like I tried to think, like, okay, would this be like unreasonable for me to do this, like say one and I were divorced or whatever. I'm like, so I'm thinking about, like, you know, little kids that were in the wizard's locker room. No, let's no, let's let's let's let's literally thinking of like

wants old teammates. Can I daed their son right now? No? No, and no, it's kind of like end of the age difference is too big. But it's kind of like what I date Dean or Dylan Ashley's son age difference. You might be like, but I'm saying, like if the agan was a little closer, when when Dean is I I'm sorry, when when Dylan is one in twenty years, you're gonna be like five seventy something. Yes, okay, but like look exactly, but like looking at them, I wouldn't be like thinking

one day I might be dating one of these. So but you know what, and this is where I become a philosopher. Oh lord, Jamie Foxx said, you never know where life takes you, Okay, I know where it's not gonna take me, okay, or like me, well this would be weird, but like me dating Corey your son? How old is Corey? Fourteen? Fourteen? He's very handsome, He's okay, but I'm don't even look at Corey like that, you know what I mean, Like, that's just weird. Okay, but Larsa,

if you live in your best life, honey, go live it. Yeah, she clearly is. But okay, do you think she has like, uh three at least three kids to at least two boys and a girl. Right, they're younger than than Jordan's son. Yeah, so like they're like I think the girl might be maybe like senior in high school ish and the I know at least one of the boy plays basketball, college basketball, so a couple of them might be college age. How do you think they feel about this, Well, she was

dating an athlete. She was dating somebody another league, which so I think younger. I think they're happy with with this dude because he's older. Because at least he's not. Yeah, twentysothing in the league. Yeah, how do you think they felt about that? Like? That's I think they just shake their heads and keep it moving. They just trying to I mnna ask my kids how they would feel. It's like, just imagine if that was me, how they feel. Okay, speaking of this is so off topic, but um I was.

I was out and about and this dude rolls up on me. He was like, hey, I'm so and so I'm I don't want to say the guy's name, but I'm really good friends with a guy I used to date who was much younger than me. Right, So I was like, okay, how's that guy doing? And he was like, oh, he's doing great or whatever. But I had no recollection of ever meeting the dude that rolled up on kay. So I kind of felt bad about it because he seemed hurt that I had no idea who he was,

and I'm sure like I probably went to dinner with him. Okay. So I reached out to the guy that I used to date. I was like, hey, ran into your boy. I didn't remember him in any capacity, how are you I had talked to him in a while. I was like, how are you? He this is what irritating me. He rolls out with I have a beautiful wife, I have an amazing I have a beautiful home, and I have a great job. What then he says? Then he says, we have an other mutual friend. We'll call him Eric.

He was like, oh my gosh, you know what. It's so crazy that you're hitting me right now because the last time I ran into Eric, I was in Santo pa which is where I am now with my beautiful wife and my amazing son and my great job in my beautiful home. Boy. His wife was literally over his shoulder like, boy, ain't goodbye. I was like, are you serious? Look at the fun I'm gonna get the text mess just like you gotta be kidding me. Oh my god,

you've got to be kidding men. So you know, no response you're aware of, like I don't give a ship that you got married and have a kid. His wife literally was standing there telling him you make sure you tell her all about your wife and your kids, okay, and your beautiful home and your jail job get out okay, because sir, I don't care, oh my god, at all. Yeah. That was that was actually stranger. That's what you get for ask me, how are you? Well? I was actually

I was just you. You were following my playbook, just being nice. I was being not And typically people are like, I'm fine, right, they don't give you all this nonsense. Life is great. I'm amazing. By the way, I'm amazing. Yes, yes, and no, thank you when anybody wants to hug you. Okay, moving on, Okay, So, okay, No, I want to ask about Nick's baby mama who needs help? Oh, go for it. Okay, Well, I don't know as much about it as you do. Oh well, okay, so she was on one one of

I think I don't know. I think she's the baby's like infant, right, so it's like they probably baby mama number nine right. So, um, by the way, are you going to throw me a baby shower? No? Because I heard that one decided to be the father of your baby that you're expecting, not Nick Cannon. That it doesn't work like that. Okay. So um, yeah, so his baby mama was on I'm sorry, that's really rude to just

call her baby mama. Her name is like Bree, that's what he calls her, doesn't he doesn't him up and say your baby mama number one, number number nine, Okay, let's call her number nine. So number nine, allegedly number nine, was went on social media and was like just crying, complaining, you know, like you know typical moms with infants do about like how she's getting no sleep, I'm feeding the baby,

the baby don't sleep and blah blah. So somebody, you know, I think people like on social media, were like, girl, your baby daddy is Nick Cannon, Like tell him to get you a night nanny. Oh I did see this, right, okay, And she went off and don't talk about my baby daddy and my family and Nick is not my um. What does she call him? My sugar daddy. He's just my my baby's father and blah blah, sugar daddy. Right, So she got like really defensive and like upset, like yeah,

you don't give me money and stuff like that. And I'm like, he doesn't give you money, So what are these ladies having babies with this man. I don't don't believe what she's saying. I don't believe that. I'm sure he has brought to my house and give him the money on a monthly basis and there's no way, like, okay, if you're number nine, like you have to have talked about like what this means right to be like like

there's no way that like she okay. You know sometimes like girls get pregnant and the guys are like, I don't want to know baby. Like, clearly he wanted to have this baby, So why are you acting like he's not able to help you financially so that you can take care of the baby. And is that why you had the baby? Allegedly We're gonna move on because I I this girl's lying. And let me say, you don't have to have Nick Cannon's money to have a night

nanny either. That's the part that like, I'm like really confused. I'm like you literally like yes, that that is a drop in the bucket for Nick Cannon to do, which is to just look out for you so you can take care of I think he even said he buys them houses and takes care of them. I think he said that. I don't know, but I'm concerned his interviews because if she ain't getting a house and some change

and monthly, there's a problem. You're the super one, okay. Anyway, number eleven, he ain't gonna have me up in my house up all night with the baby. He helped me. Okay, Okay, moving on allegedly. So, by the way, guys, you all have been writing reviews about our podcasts and we really appreciate and all of the reviews are so very nice. Thank you so much. We want to continue to encourage you to write more reviews because I don't know, we get we get a cookie or something. I don't know

what happens when we get a bunch of reviews. I mean, okay, so we have like over reviews. We just want people to like, I feel like when when people go to find a new podcast to listen to, the number of reviews is important because you want to see like, Okay, they have a good rating, but they only have five reviews. So like, if you have like thousands and thousands of reviews and your rating is high, that's amazing, right, So

we want to have thousands and thousands of reviews. So let's try to get you all to push us to over two thousand reviews. Apple and am you can review us on Spotify. Help us get there so that so that we can keep doing what we do. Yes, okay, So Okay, this, I'm gonna read a couple of reviews because you know that's a perk as well. We might read your review that is true. Okay, So this is from Kiki Lynn who's from New Jersey, and she titled her review no Salt on My Fries. This might have

something to do with Robin. Okay. So she said, I love your podcast, but I wish you guys were on every day. It's so hard to wait for the next episode. I count down every week. Anyway, I love Robin's story about McDonald's and how wand had asked for fries with no salt, and then as for sall packages packets at the window. I want to let Robin know that my good friend is a manager at McDonald's. I told her

your fries story and she started hysterically laughing. She wanted me to inform you that you can just tell them you want fresh fries, what cook to order. We can do that. You can actually order anything on the menu, cook to order or fresh, and they have to do that if asked. It's a whole new day in the Dickson House, she said. She said, I hope this helps you guys do your outings to McDonald's. Thanks again, Robin and yourself for making me laugh and keeping it real.

We're gonna do that, and I'm gonna let you all know how it happened. How so you should do that with like the entire order, like a brand new what do you call them things? Big Mac, brand new big Mac and fries, Yes, chicken nuggets. But I assume then that like isn't necessarily fast food anymore. But well you gotta wait for it. Yeah, so it's slow fast food. There we go, and I'm one would be more than happy to wait. Yes, they're sure, all right, so we

have we have another one. So this woman says, love, Love, Love. I can't get enough of this podcast. I had been binging it for the past couple of weeks and I still can't. I cannot get caught up. But I'm loving it and I can't wait to be finally caught up. These girls will make you laugh and make you say out loud, yes girl, yes, preach say it again. Oh, by the way, I have some of that was Christie Flory. No, that was Chris Christy Florid. That was from you, all right.

There is something that made me laugh the other day that I want to share with you, Robin Um. Okay. So it's things that if you were a teacher, like black teachers say to their students, did you see it when you like dying laughing? I'll wait? And like the number one thing was like I'll wait, And I said that to my kids all the time, maybe doing something, Chris,

I feel like, I wait. And what I also say to my kids is like, for instance, Grace, because when Grace got high school, she was kind of struggling a little bit, and I was like, Grace, you know what, I'm done with all of this because I went to high school, right, and I graduated, and guess what, I went to college to graduated there. I don't have to do this again, right, And so one of the things that black teachers say is I wait, I got my

degree already. Yes, indeed, Oh my gosh, hilarious. Sometimes you guys just send us stuff and it's like funny emails. We could sold many emails from you all listening to emails and we want to catch up on them because you guys, the fact that y'all take the time out to send us an email. Yes, it's hilarious, It's okay. So this is from Sophie, and she says, dear gebs, and for those of you'all who don't know that means green eye bandits, I'm writing to you on behalf of Australia.

The whole country is Australia. Country are continent both, It's both right, okay, So she writing from everybody over there in the down Under. Please let the record show that we do not claim that handsy little goblin Michael Darby. Oh my god, yeah allegedly, um, she says, Oz would not have lasted a week in Australia. We don't eat emu or crocodile. We do sometimes eat kangaroo, though that

ship is tasty. Obviously, not all Australian men are like Chris Helmsworth and Hugh Jackman, but they are damn site less awful than that clammy naked mole rat. I can't okay, I'm so mad that I read this, because like I love Michael, and well I'm not gonna let these people trash him. Okay, moving on, moving on, moving on, Okay, moving on, Okay, So Clammy Mora okay, yeah, hilarious. Okay, So about a month or so ago we had read this.

I think this lady asked us for advice, and it was the Ali Hawkins family, and we laughed at her email just because we're like the whole damn family, Like doesn't make any sense. So the Asia from the Ali Hawkins family wrote us another letter and she said, hey, y'all, Hey, it's did you last week? Okay, gis ll let me explain my email Ali Hawkins family. I had these two kids right here that were once teenagers but now are

young adults nineteen and twenty three. They acted like checking an email was the hardest thing to do when they were applying for jobs. So I had to create a family Gmail account that I used for myself now and I'm still using a O Well. Don't judge me. I got to a O Well addresses, so I'm no judgment. You ladies are the highlight of my monday, so I appreciate you all. Can't wait for Potomac to air? Did

she really explain? I'm still confused. Ye. So in essence, she was checking the emails for her kids so they could get the job. Okay, So her name is Asia Ali Hawkins. We appreciate you. Probably was responding on their behalf, so maybe your kids got jobs illegally because well, your parents wrote your essay for you to graduate from college.

No no, no, oh wait a minute, something happened. No no, your mother lied and said your mother mother printed me a fake funeral program, which is worse and that's not allegedly. And my father paid for me to purchase a paper from the internet for you to graduate, so we're not. There's no shades as it was on the Indonesian financial crisis.

I cannot which you should have researched on, y'all. Okay, waste of time, Okay, anyway, moving on, So yeah, I'll just want to tell you Jill is putting her glasses on two and um, she's missing the little arm piece. Okay. So I have readers, guys, and one other arms is gone because this was in my purse. It's I mean, these glasses are torn up and everything. It was in my purse. And you know, we put stuff in your person,

you throw other stuff and it just gets broken. I look really crazy, and thank god we're not videotaping this because I look crazy. Okay, So Ali Hawkins send us another email. Robert is looking at me right now like I look crazy, Okay, she said, Hey, y'all, Hey, love y'all. You guys need to watch College Hill, the celebrity edition on b et Plus. Okay, Stacy Dash had a nervous

breakdown at some point in her life. It's a little heartbreaking, oh, Stacy, because we were talking about her recently and how she um, remember how she didn't know DMX died. Yes, yes, and she said that speaking of ray J, ray J was rough on her in that show. Um, and if you watch the whole season, you'll see ray J crazy too, okay. And you would love Big freeda but we always love Big. Big Freed is like amazing. Okay, So we should watch College Did you watch that College Hill? Will put that

on our list. I have not seen it, Okay, So, oh god, she sent us another one another, Ali Hawkins, you have abused your email privileges to reasonably shady okay, because you just sent us like eight emails. Okay, this is the last one we're reading from A You're gonna have to sign up for the Patreons. Yes, we can read some more. Yes, so that it is entitled do not disturb, she says. She doesn't say hey, bou hey, She says me again, me again. What? Yeah you again?

She said, I discovered that you have to hang up and call right back to bypass that do not disturb? What are you talking? What you talking about? Do you remember we were talking about it on an episode? I think, like how the kids have their phones do not disturbed so they never know when we're like calling, texting anything. Okay, but she says, if you keep calling that bypasses do not disturb, doesn't really okay? She said, I made my daughter set hers up so that me and her dad's

phone numbers bypassed that do not disturb. But that's like you can go in your phone and click the numbers that you don't want on do not disturb, Right, Yeah, I guess you could do that. Yeah, so I need to make my kids do that. Yeah okay, So so Asia, we're done with you. Okay, just for the record, no more emails from you, but we love you. Oh my gosh. Okay, let's see some of y'alls. Yo. Shady this shady okay, this is from JP. JP says, you ladies are killing it.

You're so funny and honestly make me actually laugh out loud. However, how is robbing going to tell people how to pronounce words correctly When Robin always pronounces the word both with two EPs both by both, I say both, oh or both both? Were you're saying like be reasonly or sady? And I say are both or both both? I never heard you say both? Okay you might? Okay, all right, well I'm gonna correct. What's his name? The name is JP JP? Okay, j JP said, yes, being shady. Keep

it up, ladies. You make my Mondays a better day. Both both. I've never heard you say both, but I want you to say it. They're gonna have to. I'm saying both today. Yes, Okay, what else you got? All right? Hello, ladies. I'm a huge fan of both of you. You are both my faiths on R H O P. I've listened faithfully to your podcast. I've never missed an episode. I used to hate Monday Morning, but now I look forward to them because of the two of you. That's nice.

Like a lot of people say that that is awesome because Monday's are Monday suck. I always thought I was more of a Giselle because I am very blunt and a bit opinionated. Yes, I love about us. However, after today's episode of reasonably shady. I am thinking I am equal parts Robin and Giselle. I felt like y'all were talking about me with the canceling plans and moreover being happy when plans are canceled on me, although I am

punctual like Giselle when I do go. Also, I love, love, love the movie Greece to thank you so much for all the laughs and for saying what we are all thinking. She's both many years of Succe. She's she's robbing. That's Wendy. Wendy is robbing Wendy from Florida. Yes, yes, I like I said, I love Please, somebody send me a text and say to the Okay, for the record, you're not going out tonight and you cannot call and say you're not coming. Okay, well we better hurt him and finish

up here. I can like prepare, Yeah, you will be there and I have to drive the d C. Oh my god. Yes, I think I realized we need to do it like an episode on driving and like driving pet peeves. I was coming up with all these driving pets. What do you mean, Oh, there's tons of them, Like, give me one, that's another episode. Okay, give me just give just give me one because I want to know what you're talking about. Give you one. Yeah, um my

driving pet peeves one. Tailgaters? Okay, what is a tailgator? What? What's a tailgator? Somebody like on your tail? Yes? Okay, okay, yeah that I hate that too. Okay, all right, so no, now I'm prepared for Well, there's tailgating parties, like when you're in the parking lot and people have food and drinks. Right, but tailgating is a term in which people drive to these parking lots together for the party. Yeah, I get that right. So so so typically what you're talking about,

people say somebody's on my ass. Yes, they don't say they're tailgating. Well okay, okay, just for terminology, okay, But as I'm driving technical, I'm sorry. As I'm driving, I will be looking at things that disturbed me. I know, I have a million, yes, write them down? Okay, I got a bunch. Okay, who where am I? Oh? This is this is an informative one dear riving and Jizo. This is from Key Lolo. Okay, Kilolo Ki Lolo. I know I feel like that's um, it wasn't like on

a movie or something someone. No, that was Akila in the b No Yo Martin, Yes, all Martin Yo Yo played Key Lolo. I'm mad. Yes, just call her yo Yo Okay Ki Lolo? Were you named after? No? No, that was her. She was acting Yoyo the rapper there. Yeah, I know it was. Are you saying, just call her yo yo Martin? Like, if you're gonna change her name to Key Lolo, just call her Yoyo. Yeah, because they called Martin and Gina Martin was Martin was Martin? Yeah? And Gina No, I always want to call her like,

I really think Gina is Gina in real life? TA care but she's like literally Gina, Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, Teacher Campbell. Okay, kil Lo. We you're Robin and I love, love, love the podcast. I look forward to Monday's because I know there's a new episode of Reasonably Shady for me. I was recently watching to Be which I think it's a platform streaming platform, and came across the movie Betrayals, and to my surprise, Robin Dixon is one of the

actors in this movie. Kudos to you, Robin. Have you ever thought about including acting to the many things that you are currently doing. I think you would be amazing. The hell are you talking about robbing an actress in a movie? You gotta watch it? What to be? First of all, the platform is to be well. No, you can also watch it on Amazon Amazon. Okay, how many blinds did you have? I don't want to your acting career. We're gonna watch it. Okay, it's it's not very long.

I was at the very end of the whole movie. Of the whole movie, I had two scenes. I played like a hit woman. What do you mean? Like I was people? No, No, I didn't get to do that. That would have been fun. But I like was setting a guy up. Okay, like I took it like someone paid me to set this guy up. Somebody must have to atone for their sense. So you're down for two eleven. Yeah, I want her to watch my actorial debut. Yeah, well

we can talk about it. Let me finish her letter. Okay, um, but she said she thinks clearly I did a good job, because she said she thinks I would be amazing as an actress. Again, love the podcast and look forward to the new season of the other show that the two of you are a part of. Yes, the other show. Yes, wishing you all the success in all of your endeavors. Loo Key low okay, so key, Lolo. I challenge you to find this show that I was on and watching.

I'm not even gonna give you a hint. Okay, fine, it was on b ET. So that's a show. Our movie. It was a movie. I'm sorry. It was a short movie. Oh, a short movie. Yeah, it might have been fifteen minutes for real, it was a short I mean it was maybe thirty minutes. It was how many lines did you have? I don't know. I was in. I was in several scenes. Yes, I had a lot of facial expression, had you know? So Key Lolo looked fine? It I can't remember. I

can't remember, but maybe Carl's gonna look it up. Um. So the movie I was in it was called Betrayals. We filmed it in Baltimore, Um, and you can. I think I remember this. You remember the look it up final on Amazon? And I think I actually did a pretty good Sure you did. I'm gonna pull it up and show you a clip. Okay, Halle Berry about to get aska. So my b ET acting debut was called The Waiting Room. So Lolo look up the waiting room

on the bating room. Okay, yeah, nice, I do such a fabulous job and I'll have to look it up to Okay, this is for Javon Bracy from javan Bracey. Excuse me, hey, y'all, this message is for my dear sore Robin. I'm writing to encourage you not to totally give up your positive regard for those of us who look healthy but use wheelchair service at the airport. Okay, wait, because I don't want people I don't want to backlash. We do not have a problem with people using wheelchairs.

We just have a problem if you're lying about your elements, right. But I think I did say, like, okay, now when we see people in a wheelchair, we might kind of like the But the people that might might be somebody listening to this that didn't hear that. So I just clarified, Okay, yes, okay, yes, yes, so yes to reflect um, I shared one of my shady moments. I think it was a shady moment was I was at the airport going to Jamaica for a

family wedding. One of the ladies that was kind of like there for the wedding in the airport was in a wheelchair because we were flying southwest and she, you know, needed the handicap to get on first for the handicap thing. So we get to Jamaica and we're like, you know, I don't know at the pool or whatever, and she walks up, walking very easily, fine with heels on, and hey, y'all blah blah blah, and I didn't see her in

a wheelchairs working. Okay, But as you just saying this, I'm now feeling crazy because I just took a flight. And by the way, guys, I had surgery and I'm fine and m They called for people to get on the plane and they were like, um, all of our disabled, come forward first. Whatever. I hopped up and went first on the plane and I walked to the front very normally, and I was like, I had surgery. I can't live

my bag. And then ladies, stop it. You're lying. But yeah, of course, but like people looking at me, they thought I was lying exactly right. They would volume and be like, she just trying, she thinks she specials, just trying to get on first. Yes, but you know I was so this. So this this email is very important, um, because she's telling me and everyone else not to don't touch a

book that's covered, she said. I'm thirty years old and appear to be relatively healthy, but what people cannot see is my battle with the invisible diseases loopus and rheumatoid are yes, I enjoy traveling, whether I'm going home to New Orleans to be with my family or to Mexico with my line sisters. But as Zel noted, navigating the airport, even with clear pre check, global entry, et cetera, can

take a toll. In order to ensure I can actually enjoy my life, I use many of the resources at my disposal, from the wheelchair at the airport, to my handicap play card to my academic accommodations. I'm working on my second master's. Yes, congrats. Sometimes these measures are reactive, other times they're preventive. Either way, As a loopus awareness advocate, I always encourage my fellow warriors to do what needs to be done to ensure we can live our best lives.

I used to be self conscious when I catch people sizing me up in the wheelchair or walking to my car parked in the handicapped spot, But as the Queen says, I can't let anybody break my soul as Queen. By the way, Burgos Groove is my favorite track to Anyway my sister and I love your podcast. Maybe be empowered to keep doing what you're doing on all platforms including Patreon. May God continue to bless you and your beautiful families. Much love, Javan, So thank you for that, Javan. I

always love being enlightened and I appreciate that. Yeah, no, I like that. Um Patreon dot com, slash Reasonably Shady, don't forget to subscribe and we love you guys so much. That's our episode. If you know you're living your life, don't ever forget to live. It's either reasonably or shady or both. Oh I can't goodbye. Yeah. Reasonably Shady is

a production of the Black Affect podcast Network. For more podcasts from our Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows, and you can connect with us on social media at Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Briant, and Reasonably Shady