| Ep 62 | You Think You Know Somebody…

it's like all this hair coming out from it. It's kind of like um suntan barbie. Yes, thank you. It feels very youthful. So this is like my hair. We we filmed a confessional for housewives the other day. Okay, you're on a housewrap show? Is that what you're doing sometimes? Every now and again. By the way, the Housewives of Potomac will be premiering October nine, so you better run to a TV and watch. But if you can't, be sure to DVR and then watch it because we get

credit for that too. So apparently the press has already seen it. There you know, they send out like early um episodes to the press, and you know, the feedback I heard is good. So did one of your press friends leak it to you? Okay, because by the way, we have not seen it. You know what, somebody did that for me in the past. So yeah, so circle back to them because we haven't seen it, but we heard it is fire. We heard that this season is Yeah, of course it is because Robin and Zeller in it. Hello,

all good things. Yeah, it's definitely an entertaining season where we just keep it moving, like we're not stale. We don't get stuck on like one topic. I feel like, yes, every week, every day it was like something new, so right, and no shade to other Housewives franchises that do get stuck on one topic. But we're gonna move on. Okay, so listen, we have a reasonably be shading moment of the week. I want to go first, go for it. Okay. So you know, my house had been under construction for

like years and I'm pretty much done. But this is like construction gone wrong. Okay, So the back of my house, you know, I had like this whole patio thing done. I haven't seen it yet. Well, I have like a not really, I have like a roof coming out and so that I have a covered part of my patio. Yeah, the roof leaking, so underneath the roof is would and then I have my chandelier and my fans and everything. So that created all kinds of buckling and some nonsense.

And it's all because the roofer didn't put like this metal piece down. Oh it's a mess. It's horrible. Yeah, this is construction gone wrong. So guess what my house is back under construction. Oh my god. That's so frustrating. And I can't even mad at my contractor because it really wasn't his fault. It was the roofer's fault. It's always something. It is always something. It never ends. I'm not really mad at it because then I could change

a couple of things. This is kind of good when I kind of messed up, but you're gonna change some stuff. But you know, the construction piece is like, so was it? Would you would you say it was complete before it was leaking? Pretty much? Yeah? Pretty much. I was like almost done, skis. But you know, now I'm back in it again. I'm not mad at it because it's on the outside of my house so they don't have to come in, but just it's just so much. Yeah. Yeah. My next projects in my house I think will be

my basement in my my backyard. Yeah. I do have some stuff to do with my basement that I will do whenever I feel like, yeah, just whenever. Right, maybe next year. Maybe I need to another paycheck. Anybody want to hire? I am available, but we're gonna have to do some more live show. Oh, can we make an announcement or no? To early to make an announcement? Yeah, too early, too early, but stay tuned, Yes, because we do have some I feel like we can. We tease Okay,

we alright, we're not making an announcement. We're going to tell you guys right now. This is exclusive. Yes, we have not Yes, it's not confirmed, but we hope to be in New York. Yes November Robin. That was not a tease. That was announcement. Okay, but it's not guarantee, right, all right, We're almost there, like we're like very close to like making it official. So it's not official yet, but maybe by the time this episode airs it might be official. Okay, So this is what we need for

you guys to do. It will be that that is like the holiday that is a Thanksgiving holiday weekend. So we're giving you guys something to do, which is come see us at the live show and and or if you're traveling to New York for the holidays, then you definitely have something to do. Right. So like about this date, right because at first we were like, oh, that's Thanksgiving

holiday weekend. That's a busy weekend for people. No, by Saturday, first of all, like you're gonna beat your family like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. By Saturday, you're going to want to leave your family. You're gonna be sick of them. I had enough of them. I need to get away. Let me go see Reasonably Shady live in New York. Boom. So I think that was perfect. So y'all, howld us let us know if that was a perfect date? Yes, perfect location, um, and stay tuned so then you know we we would love

to see our Philly people. We would love to see any people that's around in that New York area. We need to see y'all spaces um, speaking of faces that we love to see. So recently, Oh, you're reasonably Shady. I'm sorry, Robbing, I'm sorry. Go ahead on I guess I'm the shady person. So they're virgo and her. It's all about her anyway, Okay, go ahead, what's your moment? Okay, so I am giving myself the shady moment of the week. It really was shocker all the time. Yes, I know.

I mean, I'm sorry, and who I am? So last this is more like last week. Okay. Carly's birthday was on September twelve, on a Sunday, our college girlfriends, and you know, Carly had planned a dinner with our college girlfriends, right, and I said I would be there. Yeah, I'm damn damn there. I think I texted her. Dinner was at five. I think I texted her at like five forty five PM, like, yeah, girl,

I'm not gonna mabe. Okay, I'm not feeling well. I just woke up, so I know that's I wasn't feeling well. You're lying. I'm not lying, you were just feeling I wasn't feeling well. I took a nap and I woke up and it was five forty five and dinner started five robin. Okay, so Carly, did this hurt your feelings? I'm sorry? Yes, So now wait, wait, put on the Okay, would you like to hear? Okay, tell me, tell me

your true reaction. Honestly, I I wasn't like, oh my god, Rob, it's not I was like, okay, Robin because the typical Robin behavior for the record, sort of, she's been getting better lately, she has, but I tend to give her grace one because I see her all the time is one and if she could be there, I know that she really would. Yeah, sometimes Robin just needs to push through, push through. I know. I mean I wanted to, but it was like by the time when I woke up,

it was like it was late. And I was like, but she could have made it because you probably would have gotten there at the same time, but I hadn't showered yet. They would take you fun really okay. See, And I thought about that. I was like, oh, everyone's always late, so I could probably get there one time or no one time, but you know, at least it's been a little bit of time. But like I was just it was just it was just one of those days.

I was just moving real slow. So how do we deal with because like being late at for a dinner used to be fine, but like these restaurants want you out in a couple of hours. How do we deal with that with with your late friends and reservations two hours? Right, you snooze, you lose, well, I think in that case. So so we had a we went to a restaurant recently, just o and on on the confirmation, the reservation confirmation, it's like, you have two hours to eat and to

be out. So I think in that instance, like you tell your friends that, and then your friends will be like, okay, let me be there on time, like miraculously they all show up on time. When and when you say miraculously, Robin's talking about herself, okay, because I was always on time period. But but no, this group of friends we literally so wait, it was five o'clock the mystery time or was that the real time? Why is there a mystery time? You have to you have to know us

to know that we need a mystery time. And then I got text message saying I'm running late. I hope five o'clock was the mystery time. Like, no, it was the fact that you have a name for this dumbass times ridiculous, so ridiculous. Okay, So let me tell you this came from so years ago. Gosh, how long has it been, Carly twenty and I think, okay, so maybe in me and my um college friends, it was like we probably started like six of us. We started what

we called Dinner Club. And every month, I remember, yeah, we would pick a different restaurant, so like everyone would take turns picking different restaurants, and like, you know, if the reservation was at seven, we would say seven o'clock dinner, and then reservations. You know, dinner comes seven o'clock, nobody's there, one person is there, people strolling in seven, eight o'clock. It's like all the time, like consistently it was. It wasn't just one person that was always late. It was

like the entire group would be late. So so we had to say, okay, y'all when we send out reservation, When we send out the message to the group saying dinner is on Saturday at seven, that's the mystery time. You really don't know what time dinner is, so what So in your head it's like, Okay, I had dinner at seven, so you're still trying to be there at seven. But if you're late, it's okay, because the reservation really

wasn't until eight until eight. Oh my god. So if you get there are seven, you just sit at the bar and hang out. Okay, that's something that that's why we're not friends. That's why couldn't be our friends. I cannot. I do not want to be in this friend group, this frand group makes no sense. But it was like across the board. It was there was not one person in our friend room, and we got we like lost

some members and we added some was I'm out. Carly was not in the original group actually, and it's so funny. So even though Carly attended the University of Maryland, I didn't know her at Maryland. I met her through dinner club because one of years later, Yeah, one of my um Nicole, who was in our dinner club who I went. Who I know that I went to Maryland with. I don't even know that Carly went to Maryland. She's an impostor.

Nicole was friends of Carly. And so when we lost one of our dinner club members at Carly, we added Carl. Now she's back now our dinner club, well, it was like it's like eight people now, Well we just say, you know, because everybody knows we lied to Robin when it comes to showing up for work. Okay, so like we have a scene and Robin's coming. Everybody knows, producers, everybody knows tell Robin the wrong time. So it's called real time and Robin time. So that's what y'all need

to call this. It's not mystery time. It's time. It's for everybody. It's not, it's for every one of us. It's like, there's not one person in our group that is consistently on time and complaints and it's like, oh my gosh, I'm sick of y'all. Y'all are always lady, this is ridiculous. We are like consistently all late. Well, she doesn't complain, but she just knows. Tania is always on time. No she's not, Yes, she is. She she stopped being on time because she was because she was

tired of waiting for yall people. It's just rude. Tania was not on time before or you joined. And none of these people are successful. I'm telling you right now, right now, none of these people are successful. Successful people are not. They get to work all the time. But I don't know what it is about, you know, meeting your friends. It's just like I'll get there. Now, that's just just freaking rude. Anyway, we got together with friends recently.

Oh yes, yes, yes we did. We got together with the fabulous Kenya More from the Real Housewives of UM and that was like a night of night. We had like such a good time. Yeah, we had such a good time. That was a couple of weeks ago, but we realized we didn't talk about it, but um, it was. It was really It was so interesting going out with Kenya because you know, we're on a show here and yes, people you know, stop us, they get excited, they come up to us. But like when people see Kenya out

here in these streets, they lose their mind. Like they were very excited. Yeah, she is like literally a show stopper. Like people are beside themselves like, oh my gosh, that Kenya More. And so I mean that was it was kind of interesting for for me to see how people and maybe because there was three of us from Potomac, Me and you and Ashley and Kenya, it was just a lot people were very excited. Um. We also that same night saw a couple of friends we did you

remember our friends, um Mick, Mickey and Minni. Okay, so this is Oh my god, I can't believe Robert is bringing this up. Okay, So we went to dinner with Kenya in d C. Apparently there's a rat problem in d C, in a rat infestation, and I was none the wiser. I did not know that this was an issue. But apparently Robin is like the rat police, so she's able to spot them from like across the street. So she was like, hey, guys, look over there, that's a rat.

So we were like looking in the thing. Whatever the thing was wasn't moving, so I just felt like it was a rock, and then all of a sudden, it started running. We lost it. We started screaming at the top of our lungs. We started running in the opposite direction. We acted like we had seen like a girl rella come get us. Like it was just terrible. And that's

what kept happening all night long, like all night long. Yes, So, I like, because I know that there's a rat problem in d C and Baltimore, I'm like my eyes like I'm looking for them. I am, I am on the lookout. I'm like I'm literally like scared to walk like on the curb like all of that. Like, So because I know that they can just come out anywere I just don't want them to run across my feet like stuff.

So we were standing and it was like more of like a courtyard type situation, and I saw that thing run, you know, run to a tree, and I was like, I said, y'all, soo rat right there, and they Robin stopped pointing them out because I couldn't take it. My heart was beating fast. I'm but then okay, but then we saw another one. So we went from a restaurant to a couple of clubs. Oh my gosh. The first club we went to, we were like, it was like college. It was. It was like high school night. It was

like twenties people in twenties. Not even twenties, I don't, I guess. But we literally walked up to the door and we were like, yeah, we're gonna turn around right now. We're here. So then we went to a second place that was more our speed. Um. Yeah, So after we saw the first rat, then we're walking down. We parked our car on the street and we're walking down and there here comes another rat running across the sidewalk and

it was scary. The grab out of me and I'm like I can't believe you've just like, this is the first time you've first well in now, when I was in Baltimore and there was there was some rats jumping out of trash cans. Yes, that happened to me. Okay, so literally that's a holy mass. But like that's the first time in d C for sure. And I'm in d C, like downtown d C all the time. Yeah, but you're like not there in the nighttime really, or

I'm not looking for them. See I'm looking. If I'm walking down the sidewalk in d C, I am literally looking like I am scoping the whole area because I will not have a rat run across my foot. I will not, Okay, So making it man, beware is looking for you, Okay, Okay, So yeah but anyway, Um, it was real fun hanging out with Kenya and just seeing

like how people were just really excited to see her. Okay, So speaking of excitement, Sheryl Lee Ralph she won an awards she wanted me, and so she gets up there and she starts singing, I am a womana, I'm antist, and I'm not where be lone. Can I tell you I didn't first of all. I didn't know she could sing. I't it was it was, yeah, it was. I say it was our first emmy. Yeah, it was her first Emmy. I didn't know she could sing, but I didn't. Did

you hear her sing? Didn't it make you feel like you could sing to It made you feel like I need to win an award so I could just be like and thank you very much, thank you from the bottom of my like I want to do like a baritone, I thank you. Yeah, see, I want to do all of that. Wait, am I gonna have the opportunity to sing my song? I mean, I don't know you're going an award, it's coming. I think that's motivation right there, right, Yes, but I'm so happy for her. I know that was

That was nice. Now do you watch the show? I don't, but I want to. Here it's funny. No, it's called Abbot Elementary. Carly said, that's so good. I watched it too. Yes, Um, I can't remember this this home um some ABC. Yes, the lady that um writes it, black woman, can't remember her name right now. She's funny, she's in it. Um, she's amazing, and the whole the whole cast is very

very funny. Yeah, yeah, I want to watch that. And Charley Ralph plays like an older, um, very established teacher, you know, like old school teaching, and then you had like these new school teachers come in like, you know, why do you got to do it that way? Why we got to do it this way? And she's like, because that's the way it's done. That's exactly how she talks. Yes, So we are very happy for her. We appreciate it. Now,

let me tell you who. We also happy for ray J because ray J had a lot on his chest that ray Jack. I don't know why the Kardashians keep poking the bay her. I mean, let it die. I mean, this is like twenty years and to make yes. Okay, So for those of you all who don't know or forgot because it's been a little while. So Chris Jenner said something. She took a lot of detective tests or something.

I don't something happened with Chris and it's set ray J off to talk about the sex tape, the infamous sex tape, Yes, right, why is Christian and doing a lot of detector So apparently she did a lot of detector to talk about like that. She didn't broke her to deal or something that. I think it was a lot of tech tests about all kinds of questions, because one of question they asked her was is Kylie your favorite? And she said yes, which you know, mother's you're not

supposed to do that as a mother. Come on, Chris Jenner. But it's enough of them. It's not like it would be different if she just had two daughters and she's like, Kylie is my favorite. But when you have that many kids, like, so you're pissing off that many other kids. Yeah, okay, so if you have six kids, you're pissing off five. Okay, good job, Chris Jenner. But anyway, ray J was like, oh, you want to talk about a sex tape. You want to talk about it now? It's what you're not gonna do.

You're not gonna run my name in the ground. Sounds just like, yeah, Oh, I watched it about four times. I was intrigued, okay, because ray J is it's funny and the writing samples were hilarious. Oh yes, So so ray J is reading text messages from him, from Kanye, from him and Kim, and then he just went on to say, yeah, we planned the whole sex tape. We had a sex tape deal a deal and Chris was like the first one, y'all did ain't good? Do it again? Child? What in the tur nation? So? First of all, can

I just saying blow? Wait? Two things? So ray J is on Instagram and he literally goes in his theater room and puts all these receipts, the text messages, the contracts, the d m s on his projector yes, projector like so it's huge on the screen, right, which actually I wasn't mad because that's like receipts. Yeah, that's that was comical. Yeah. Second of all, if this was planned, m like, that's what y'all did. Like, I'm so, I'm so baffled by Did you ever watch the tape? I saw? I saw

maybe ten minutes of it. It was nine minutes too long. Yes, I saw some of it, and I'm like, I can't believe that this was planned and this is what you are planned to do. But now that you know that it was planned, it makes sense because it was very much because I remember they were at the pool and then they went into the bedroom and that seems orchestrated, right, Yeah, I guess when you look at it like it wasn't like why are you just randomly recording this? Right? And

I always ask who's holding the camera? M you know what I mean, like who is holding the camera? Right? So that makes sense. Yes, it was planned, so we some dumbasses this ship we fell. But how crazy is it that that is what propelled not just Kim but the whole family to fame? Like that is crazy? Yeah, well, you know it speaks to the American people, we need

to do better. Um, it speaks to like, I mean, I would hate to think I would ever pimp my children like that, right, Like I never would even that would never cross my mind ever, never. Now, I'm not a Hollywood family. I'm not out here trying to have my kids be famous, none of that. So that's my

thought process. Now, I can't speak for people that do want their children to be famous and do live in l a and have a different sense of like right and wrong morals and values and no shade to the Kardashians, but shade, I'm just like, how was that conversation? Like, Okay, so they before the sex they came out, they already We're going to have their show like with Ryan Seacrest, right, Ryan Seacrest already made. So I don't think the show came about because of the sex tape. But I think

the sex tape. I think they knew the show was coming out and they wanted to draw more attention. Oh so here sex tape. So so, how do you say to your daughter, Hey, Hey, Kimmy, I've been honey, Kimmy, Yeah, I've been thinking and it would be great if we brought more publicity to the show by you and ray J doing a sex tape. What in that's the craziest conversation ever is a mother to a child that's insane?

And I wonder, like, now this is allegedly kind of you know it's true, Like has this has this caused any type of mental trauma to kim Like I would actually think, Yeah, I mean I would, I would as a daughter, I'm thinking I would feel extremely used and abused. Um it does kind of explain Kanye's rants a bit, right, because he's always like my daughter North and won't do that. Boy, they will never have a stick tape. They will never, never, never, So it kind of explains that. Um So I don't know,

I mean, God bless him. But ray J's messages to kinda whre. Kanye is like, yeah, I need the tape and Kanya and ray is like, um yo, do you do you know the truth? Like it's like Raye is like, let me break it down to you, bro, Okay, this is what you married. This is a mess. I mean it's funny, like y'all know, y'all y'all heard me talk about Kimmy and from years ago, is not surprised. It's not now now that we're years later, they are certified billionaires. Um,

it explains a lot. Yeah, it explains a lot. But like you said, like America, we gotta do better. I don't. I think it's like once like for me once, shame on, shame on you. Right, So I feel like if somebody else put a sex tape out, which we've probably seen million since then, like we don't care, you know, I like you're not turning, like those people are not blowing up like him did. Like that's only going to happen once.

So it even explained, it even explains further, or not explains further, but it it examines further, like there weren't that many sex tapes out right, So then and this is what you thought about doing. Yeah, that's that's a little sick. Yeah, it's a little sick. But we're gonna keep it moving. We're gonna keep it pushing because there

was something that was strange and this happened a while ago. Okay, so Stacy Dash's reaction to d m X dying I'm perplexic confused because then the man died like three years ago. She I think she needs black friends or she needs to be intertwined into black culture. Yeah, she clearly is not in tune with black culture. Like I mean, you just gotta scroll on Instagram and follow the Shade room to know that, Like DMX died, Like it doesn't take that much. But like, clearly she doesn't even do that.

But then why are you that upset? So she was so Stacy Dash was literally like and then first of all, can we like just wonder, like what happened to Stacy Dash? Like, yes, she on Clueless was like the best, like we we all loved her character and Clueless. She was such a cute, you know, actress. And then like now you look at her and it's like, what is going on here? What happened?

I don't know? But anyway, she was on her Instagram and she put out a video that was like, oh my god, I just found out the dam Max said somebody was listening to something they said to rest in peace. Oh my god, I loved him so much. Clearly you didn't love him that much. Now you didn't because you didn't even know he's Seriously, when did he die? Was it two years ago? Three years ago? Let me see, it was two years ago? It was two years ago. Okay,

so for two years you don't even notice. Man has not been with us, it has not been a part of the living. And then all of a sudden you're upset, right girl? And then wait, wait when you did find out and you realize, okay, that was two years ago, and you're late keep that ship deals exactly? Why is that on social media? Exactly? Yeah? Last year. Yeah, so

it's been a little over a year. But like, right, so that's how I'm like, she's not in her right mind to even think, like, let me record a video and put it on Instagram talking about oh my god, I'm so said the DMX died, Like who what is happening? Who does that? I don't understand, I don't say. Okay, so we're gonna move on, Robin. I feel like we need to get to know each other better better, I think we know each other to what what does that mean? No? No, no, yes,

it's always more to learn. Do you feel like you know everything that you could know about whin? I mean not close, but not not everything right, So, and we haven't known each other's clearly as long as you want. So there's so much more to learn. Okay, all right, So what are we doing? All right? So I have a couple of questions are getting to know you questions? Okay? Um, did you ever have any injuries on the playground as a child? Okay, so not the playground, it was the

street that was on rollerblades, oh okay. And I was doing a damn thing. I was skating all around. I was going forward and backwards and then I go backward and then I go backward into the curb. So I hit the curb going backward and I fall forward face, you know, flat on my chin. So I have actually have stitches from under my chin from falling like just imagine the one backwards. Yes, did you go to the the hospital? Yeah, yeah, I got stitches. Took you to the hospital. Um, so

I was at my girlfriend's house. Remember the girlfriend I told you that I used to like do drugs with. That's where I was. So did she noticed or was she on drugs that you needed to go to We were? We weren't doing drugs that day, okay, because that was the next question. Was that the reason for the fall the drugs that you were doing? It? Because I was going backwards and I ran into the curb. Curb pushed me forward foul. Okay, So then who took you to

the hospital? Um? I think like her family, like her parents. Where was glad Maybe they met us there? There was no time to wait for Gladys to get me to gospital. Yeah. I was bleeding through my through my chin. Yeah, and I also have Um, not the playground. I'm just saying other stitches that I have. Yeah, we can talk about do you have how many stitches do you? Hope? Okay? I have? Oh, I got plenty near mine. So I have stitches in my thumb, had stitches in my thumb.

I was opening a box a package with scissors as a child. No, it's not as a child. This is not playground. I'm just now now that I'm talking about my stitches I'm talking about more stitches. So my thumb, my stitches and my thumb. I was opening a package with the with the scissors spread open, yes, and then like you know, put it under the cape and it slid and it cut my thumb open. That wasn't that smart, Robin, Yeah,

it was real stupid. I learned my lesson. Okay, don't tell anymore, and you're gonna tell your kids don't play with scissors. Yeah, okay, yeah, they know how to open packages properly. Okay. I actually had something similar. So I was riding my bike, and my bike had training wheels on them. My mother when I was a child fourteen or like last year, yes, and so my brother and my sister did not. They had regular bikes and story and we were coming down the hill and it was

it wasn't my bike could not control the hill. So I fell off and skid down the hill on my face. So that's why you're so ugly, I know. So my brother and my sister had to take me home to my mother, who was like, oh my gosh, you messed up the most beautiful child in the world. You messed up her face. So, like my mother was traumatized and like, but she didn't take me to the hospital on that and she just like put ointments on my face. I turned out beautiful as every good. Okay, So they weren't

like deep cut. It felt I had scabs on my face, but she like nursed it back to health. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I kind of did the same thing. I went down the hill. I was stupid, so I didn't have training wheels. I was, but I was like it was I was going down this steep driveway and I was like, I'm gonna ride as fast as I can down this hill. So I was riding as fast as I came down the hill. And then like right across the street from the driveway was a fence, and so I just said,

oh my god, it's before after the drugs. I gotta ask after Oh Jesus, So I just right, so like I ride straight into a fence. I literally broke the fence. It was like one of those fences like you see like around a farm, like so it was like you know the wood slats right yeah, And then I mean, so yeah I did that. I don't I think I Okay, So do you have any funny family traditions? Funny Okay,

you can think on that. Okay, I have one. Okay, family is in like when I was young, So do you remember the Christmas song by the Temptations and then we have a barrel toone? Okay, So anytime that song would come on for the first time of the season, like, we would all be in the car for it. It happened every year. We'd all be in the car. We would pull on the side of road and we would all like singing, like do our parts. So my dad would be like even to the bare tone, I'd be

all like sad. It was amazing, very cute. It was like the Grizzwalls. Yes, it's a Grizzwold. That was a movie, right, griz it was. Yeah, it was actually really goofy and terrible. But yes, that was our Christmas impromptu traditions. Very cute. Yeah, I like that. Um. I can't think of anything, um

other than like on the kid's birthdays. I didn't do it this year, but like we wake him up with like silly string and yeah, or like something crazy, like one year I woke up a dressed up as a Fortnite character and I think I posted on my Instagram and like did the whole Fortnite dance and so like we'd like wake him up with like crazy stuff on their birthday. But yeah, I don't. I can't think of anything. I'm okay, so think about this. What food best describes

your personality? These are trick questions I would say for me, like a red hat really, because I'm like spicy. When into your mouth, you feel spice, spice, but then once you like keep it in your mouth for a while, it's very sweet. Okay, okay, all right, Um, what can I say? I am I'm thinking of something that's like soft on the outside and hard on the inside, the total opposite of what I just said. Okay, there there's okay, so hard on the outside or inside, yeah, and soft

on the outside that doesn't exist. I'm like, I'm like Oreo cookie. I think we should ask Juan this question about robbing that we're gonna we're gonna come back to this. We're gonna ask one but why are you an Oreo cookie? Because I'm um, hard on the outside, soft on the end. Yeah, that's the opposite. Yeah, never mind, there is I don't know, let's get this question. I got one more. I got one more. Okay, so I'm just talking about what food we like to eat. Yes, you can say that too, Okay,

oreo cookies. Okay, So what topic could you give a thirty minute presentation on without any preparation. I think I could do something on like entrepreneurship, like starting a business. Okay, yes, I agree with that. Yes, I think I could do that. I think I could do anything twin related. Oh I like that. Yeah, and just like how to best bring

them home from the hospital and that whole process. Yeah, yeah, I could rock that out, just that part the hospital work, no, bringing them home, and then you know, it's a whole You have to be a military sergeant as it relates to, like getting them on a schedule and feeding them and then there's like benchmarks, six months, two years, you know, then the rest of y'all's freaking life. But you have to like put them on a schedule. I can give

them whole presentation, our point and everything. Let me see what I can I can give Let's see, just you know how the world are haters. I could probably all right, So we have more pet peeves that we didn't discuss last week, but we want to get into it now because we have like four hundred people have sent in what their pet peeves are. Okay, so we're gonna get into it. Let's see if we can relate. My name is Mark, and my pet peeve involves me and my husband.

When I load the dishwasher after he's asked me to, he goes right behind me and rearranges everything in a dishwasher. I always think to myself, why do f don't you just do it yourself? So, yeah, why doesn't he just do it himself? This is an easily fixable pet peeve he just needs to do. He need to stay out of it. How about that stay out of it? Is that? Did they like divvy up their chores? And he's like, okay,

I'm the dishwasher guy. And then and then his husband comes behind him, and like that's why is he Why is the husband even opening the dishwasher to see how good of a job you did with the dishes? Yeah, that just sounds like some marital nonsense. That's annoying. Yeah, I have a little pet peeve. Um, will my cleaning people come and they don't put my ship back where? Like you know, they clean everything, They take everything off the counters and they cleaning counters and they don't put

it back where they got it from. Yeah, that that bothers. I'm like, how many times are you gonna come here until you know how to put my ship back? Right? Right? She does that in my shower, all of my shower jails and all that I mean is that right, shower jails. She just rearranges them, and I have them in order. I have them a system right for me, Like I have my facial stuff on one shelf, at my body stuff on another shelf. Right you come back, it's like

everything's just all together. Then you know my wash cloth is over there, like it's just everything is a mess. I'm like, I don't know, Okay, Carli got another one stores with one register open and hundreds of employees standing around. So this happens to me all the time. So and it happens that whole foods and I'm just gonna put them out there like that on River Road. Yeah, I'm putting the address. So UM, I go to the um what do you call it? The concent know the customer service.

I know the customer service because sometimes some service will bring you out and I'll be like you're all ready. I'll just go and ask somebody ready, because like, I'm not standing in this long ast line because you only got one person here, y'are all ready let's go. So yes, that happens to me all time. Yeah, that is ridiculous. That reminds me of the damn um when you return to the US and go to customs. We talked about this already. That is your fault, right, let's get global.

It's not my fault, yes, because you don't have global entry, but it's not my fault that they know that there are are thousands and thousands of people traveling and they literally have like two stations open, right, and it's it's just not okay when you go to another country and they have twenty stations open and you don't wait in line, Like, yeah, I don't understand. You need to call Pete bouda check. Now what's the next one in the homeland security? I

guess I don't know. Okay, we don't know what Pete doing. People getting out of their seats as soon as the plane lands. Oh we talked about this. Yeah, well okay, getting out of your seat to stand up because your legs hurt, I understand, right, But when they like walk through the owl and try to get in front of you. Yeah, that's not happening. You're not getting in front of me. Not not happening. If you're behind me, you're gonna be

behind it. But so when that happens, like if I'm like, you know, waiting for the plane to do plane and someone walks past me, I'm like, oh, what you gotta flight? You're connecting? Like, oh, they must be connecting. Like I'm just like, who does this? Like this is not like don't you know the protocol? I know you talked about this before, but yes, I agree, that is definitely a pet peeve. It's very annoying. Um being late for meetings, dinner,

et cetera. We're gonna because we don't skip that because don't get me start. Don't get yourself started. And Robin sitting right here, what's the next one? Carly? Because you know what, because listen, some people can be on time and some people just can't. Okay, what's the next one? Okay, But when you know that you're not gonna be on time, yeah, Like it's okay, Robbin, You're the only person in my life that I have just decided I'm not gonna let

this irritate the f out of me. Really, anybody else, Oh no, you're gonna be on time, or other people in your life because they learned I have left girlfriends on the side of the road. Now inside of the road. But like if I was like pulling up to the to your house to pick you up for a party and you aren't ready, You're not going to the party because just was like doing the B beat. I'm gonna give you another beat and then I'm out. So but let's see my person. I'm like, all right, I'll see

you there. What you have, what you have done plenty of times and her own leave, I don't care. Okay, what's there? Or maybe I won't Maybe I'll go back on the couch right or back to the head. Okay. My son does this to me all the time, texting me when you are right in the house with me, Oh, I don't mind that. It depends how far how big is the house? Right? Are you on the first floor and they're on the third floor, Like are you say? It doesn't even matter. They could be sitting right next

to you. I don't mind that. Yeah, I don't mind that, only because it's like I do that too. Really, yeah, right. Next, sometimes if I'm trying to be cute, you know, I might do that. But like with the kids, for sure, i'm texting them. I will text them and tell them come to my room. Yeah, but that's like your room is far from their room. Yes, yeah, but still like I'm not scream. It's it's another version of an intercom. Can they hear you? That's true, that's very true. Can

they hear you if you scream from your room? Yeah, but sometimes they have their AirPods in or air pods or whatever, and they can't hear me. Yeah, because mine played a video game, so they have like headsets on and they those things are sounds proof, like they cannot hear me saying at all. But then, can can we add to this pet peeve of like mobile phone behavior? The kids these days they put their phone on, do not disturb? Yes, okay, so no, that's that is an

age thing. So you have to tell them don't do that because the mind did not disturbed her dad. But and that was a whole thing. But they don't think anything's wrong with that. Yes, right, So it's like I'm calling I'm calling you because you know, maybe I'm in

the kitchen. The boys are in the room playing the video games with their headsets on, and I'm calling them trying to figure out what you all want for dinner or whatever, And they don't even know that their phone is right in right, But you like, what's the point of having a phone? Right? Okay? But my kids now they know do not disturb as rude. So I think they learn it or they just don't know. It's like

they like silence. I don't know, whatever it's on. Do not disturb, silence, notifications whatever, Too many messages, too much? All right? What else you got? This is a huge one for me. People who can't spell. How would you know that they can't spell? Like? How an email? Another another, another email, pet peeve Jesus? These emails is getting technical. I mean that is definitely for me alto correct. Yeah,

but so that makes it even worse. Number one, okay, Like number two, it's like if you can't take the time to make sure that like the message that you were sending on your behalf. But what about text messages? Are you mad because something is misspelled in a text message? Because we have autocorrect and text message and spell check. I mean I know because all right. I am guilty of sometimes just like texting fast and hitting send and and then I'll read read it back and I'll be like,

oh ship. Now I'll try to correct myself or whatever. But text message is not as much because I'm a heart like my It will literally take me like five times to text one word because I'm always texting like the wrong like like I'm hitting the wrong letters, you know what I'm saying. Like first, they need to make these keypads bigger, or you can make a bigger you can't make Yeah, there's a um it's in your settings. Okay, all right, Well yeah, so text message is not, then

I don't bother me as much. But like an email, a professional email cardably give us one more. When people plans with you would always end up canceling and lie about why what it just is Robin Day, I mean, yes, Robin does all the time, all the time. Okay, I am a flake. I do flake, Okay, I'm flaky, all right. I just actually think I just put something on my Instagram story today where it was like, um, hold on, let me read what it said. Okay, I am a flake, okay,

but I don't. I think I've gotten better. You have, you've gotten better, but you're still not the best at all. I always say, don't ever make don't make the plans. You know you don't want to go out with this person in two weeks. Just don't even make the plans. I know. I always end up regretting making plans. Yes, Like the day comes in up, like, oh, I like for stuff to be like impromptu. It's Carly's birthday. She's

only known for a whole year. My birthday was coming. Okay, so this post said I'm the friend you can cancel on. I was, isn't going anyway? And so I put in my stories and then I actually and then I wrote, actually, please cancel. But when I have plans and like if someone like if that person is like texting me that day and I'm like, please tell me it's canceled. And then I look at the emault of the text and it's like just confirming tonight. I'm like, is that how

you felt on Monday? When I was like, one day are kids toisitate when we're supposed to have a work meeting? Yeah, I actually did feel that way. I didn't feel like doing work. But she's probably super excited Okay, give us one more that's not Robin related. So let's could be on last one. People who don't wear deoderan like, isn't it everyone's pet peeves, people who don't worry. That's not a pet peeve. That's just you staying right. I mean I wouldn't call it a I mean, that's that's just

not okay. I wouldn't call that a pet peeve though, Yeah, that's not that's pet peeve worthy. But you know, people who love Greece too. We talked about this and how, oh that's a dig at me. It was a pet peeve. Is people who love Grease to the movie the movie Grease too, because you love that's one of my favorite movies. Yes, So, whoever that person is, they're Harley who emails. I know exactly who it is them. They can no longer email.

That was a personal personal dig at me. I think they were trying to be funny because they're like one of our biggest supporters. Funny, Okay, I have I have one last one I and this is this is because Robin I green eye bandits. I have a pet peeve about people who wear fake color contexts like I just I'm like, why do you why do you have that on? Because we know your eyes are brown, but now today they're blue green, purple, like no, like, I don't even

want to look at you. It's like makeup. I can't look you in eyes because it's you're lying to me. Your eyes are lying to me. I really look kind of creepy. It. It's very strange. It's it's creepy looking. I think it's just more scary looking. It doesn't look well because you know, it's not natural, Like, it doesn't look natural at all. Yeah. So if you're not born a green eye bandit so sad, too bad didn't work out for you. Are you talking about someone specific? No,

I'm not. I'm just saying in general. If you're not a green iebandit, you're just not one. I'm sorry. You're talking about someone Pacific, Pacific Okay, okay, So my okay, I do have another word. That's a peppie, irregardless. I want people to know that's not a word, not a word, So stop saying it. And anytime somebody says it, and they say it and they think that they're sounding very smart, no,

you sound very stupid. Right. My father does that and it's so crazy, right my father, So, my father, this is the same man if I if I say to him, um, oh where are my keys at? He says in response behind that preposition at so like you know, so he's always correcting everything. It's correcting the Graham. But he will not correct himself when he says irregardless. So I will correct him and he'll be like, whatever, it's the same thing. No,

it's not. No, it's not the one is regardless. But he will like he's yeah, Like how can you correct everybody on everything? You can? And then you will you refuse to correct yourself. I don't know, but we do love it. Where did that come from? I don't know what it came from? A black preacher? I am almost positive regardless of what Jesus God will do it for. You re godless and this black church with that ship it's wrong and that note we are out of here

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