| Ep 46 | Keeping Tabs On Us

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to four and everybody else. Please everyone feel free send your emails your questions your comments anything to our email and one of us lovely women will address it. Yes, yes, okay, so y'all already know it is time for our reasonably shady moment of the week. Okay, do you have one? You never have one? I mean it's like hard for me to remember what happened to me yesterday. Like that's the hard part. I don't my memory is so short.

But I can just say, like, so, I'm in my house right now, and you know, sometimes we have people in our house with cameras and lights, yes, and um, they tape all this stuff to your ceiling, yes, because they want to give you the best lighting. And when they're done their job and they take the lights off your ceiling, sometimes part of your ceiling comes off with the tape. And every time they come, I see another spot when my ceiling game. It's the worst. Let me

tell you. When they come to my house, you know, I tell them do not touch my balls. And they're like, oh, but just so you're not gonna have the best lighting. And I'm like, I don't care, So what do you do so you don't? Like? They do? They put up like and yeah they do. I mean I've been very Okay. Last year I was really like, ain't all about it? This year not so much. If people are in my house. I'm not saying that they're in my house, but if they were, I'm not going to antal about it. Yeah. Well,

see my problem is, I mean my ceiling. You can see it right here. We're like you see that by the fire whatever that thing is called. What's that they called? It is sprinklers, sprinkles. I had to get my whole house, like half of it repainted. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're literally and you can't like spot paint that, Like, they gotta paint my whole ceiling. They're going to be in here, yes, after these they're gonna get an invoice. Either invoice, they're

going to send someone to do it. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, that's my shady moment, just looking at my ceilings and seeing that tape has ripped off. That's real shade. That's real shade. Okay, I have a shady moment. So Tyrone, Tyrone he is I've never heard of Tyrone before my life. Tyron is my personal trainer. So Tyrone, guys took a vacan. Tyrone he's out the country. I don't know if he wants me to say where he is. Okay, fine, he's in Singapore and he's doing like, yeah, he's far. He's

doing that area of the world. Him and his lovely wife and I think they're going with another couple. And so anyway, he was like, all right, Giselle, Um, I'm gonna leave you with another the guy to train you, or he thought he was going to leave me with another guy. He was like, it's this guy over here. He was showing me before he left at the gym. This guy. That guy's legs were the biggest things I've

ever seen, Like he's a professional bodybuilder. His arms were huge, his chest with humand gets his legs which is like redonculus. And I said to Rome, you shady for this. I'm not working out with anyone is a muscle man whose legs look like that, Like what is he gonna do to me? So like try to kill me. I'm like, no, I am sure none of his clients look like him. And honestly, like, wouldn't you want to work out with

somebody who's like sometimes sometimes it's too much? Is too much? Yeah, okay, so you said no, I said no. I said no, Thank y'all. Wait for you to get back. You're a little shady for that. You should have just done that for entertainment, just to be like, that's a waste of my money. Me see how hard this may is gonna work? Them legs were like. I was like, I mean, you know how you see on on those shows back in the day, and you saw like the muscle shows and competitions.

His legs were like that, so you can see you can see every muscle, like every little thing. Yeah. Yeah, he would have had you like dead lifting five pounds or something. You so, Tyrone, you were shady for even offering this, dude, and I will wait for you to get back from your lovely vacation. Oh there's that all right. So this happened a little while ago, and I really want to talk about it because this is something that

you can really identify with. So Chris Paul, Oh yeah, it was playing basketball and his wife and mother were attacked. What the hell? So in women in the stands and the stands? Yeah, so what I did actually I saw the headline. I didn't read the story, so like, what tell me the story? Okay, So Chris Paul, who we all know as a basketball player, there in the champion or playoffs playoffs. I think I know what happened against Dallas. In Dallas, so Chris plays for the Phoenix Suns. They

were on the road in Dallas. So his mom, his wife, and his I think two kids there, and the fans started pushing the mama and the wife in front the kids. Now that they do that because they knew who who they were, Like they're getting into it with them. They knew who they were clearly, And I have a sad story about this. There was some pushing the shop and going on, you don't put your hands on people. Oh hell no, hell no. Can you imagine him knowing that

that's happening to his family in the stands. Yeah, yeah, he's done. Like fans are so unruly an out of pocket. Like I actually used to get into it in the stands with our own fans, Like when WAM played for the Portland Trailblazers. It was like they knew they were sitting in the family section and if one had a bad game or something like, the fans would be like literally sitting right next to me or in front of me, trash talking one Oh my god. So after a while

I'm like yo, you want to shut up? Like like I've been in the fans in the States. Yeah, so it gets so like for me, I definitely had had I've had interactions with fans where I'm like, you might want to watch what you say, right because I'm like, I'm pretty sure you know where you're sitting, but you

might want to watch what you say. And then it gets like, you know, and then they get all excited about that and they just keep going back and forth with you, and then because they know that they're making you mad, and they and they yeah, I um, I remember I was kind of fooling around this dude and they were in the playoffs and I was in Toronto and the other team was playing them, and I had on the color of that team and I legitimately had to run out of the auditorium because they were coming

for me, and I got nervous. I was like I felt scared. Really, yes, I felt I was a little a little fear of my life. I had to run out of there. Really, the Toronto fans, the Toronto fans are coming from me. Really, the Toronto fans one playing in Toronto. Toronto fans are just really passionate for their team, have them coming for the other team, but I was wearing the color of the other other team. You I was there for the other team. They were coming when

they were coming, know what I'm saying. Usually they kind of they're they're well behaved, they're they're enthusiastic, but they're well behaved. But there are some cities where the fans are just like yeah, you know, like oh my god, the Philadelphia seventy six, who stands, Look, they will boot the ship out of you. Or if you play, you play for them, Yeah, you mess up, they will boot the ship. Even the Eagles Philly. I think it's a whole other thing because this football team is crazy too.

It's rough. But no, if I'm ye, that's almost like, um, I mean, that's kind of reminiscent of like when what tests when they ran in the stands. Why why are they running the stands because they threw something at them? But that was a whole brawl. Yeah, but what it what led to it was a fan being out of pocket and throwing something at a player. They were throwing chairs, they were throwing all kinds of It was out of control. So I blame all of that on the police. That

didn't that allowed it to happen. They were security there and they just allowed it. Yeah, that was a whole mess. But but fans just really like I think they just they get I mean, okay, they're some them are liquored up, they get all excited, they're all you know, their emotions are in the way, and they lose sight of like

this is a game, right, this is a game. You can't talk to people like that, you can't put your hands on people like like and then it's like, okay, are y'all trying to like insite a lawsuit, Like are y'all trying to provoke them so that Chris Paul can come and beat you And you're doing Chris Paul because

he's rich, you know what I'm saying. It's just like it's it sucks because the only way that you can protect yourself, like as a player's family or players from the fans is to like literally be like in a suite by yourself. Like, yeah, alright, we gotta talk about our President of the United States of America's name is Joe Biden. So he put on his page a post and it says, starting today, the cost of high speed internet is fully covered for millions of eligible American families

under a new Biden Harris administration initiative. I don't understand what the hell this means, Like, does this mean I don't have to pay for my WiFi and my house? No reading is fundamental? Does this mean it says? It says okay for millions of eligible Why wouldn't I be eligible? I want my WiFi free? You probably don't meet the criteria, okay, so, but so then this should not be an announcement. So who was getting free WiFi? Because people who can't word? Okay,

I'm my bad. Yeah, okay, you understand now, Okay, I but what you think? And you were just like I was like, WiFi for everybody, Yes, wi Fi for everybody? Really? Yes? I got excited. But then I was like, okay, so do I call my carrier? And so you want a refund? And I let them know, like how do I get on the plane? Like do you then stop charging me from my WiFi? Like I really wanted to know because I'm thinking, Okay, yeah, you missed a keywordle The word

was eligible damn okay, and you're not eligible? Okay, However, I think that is amazing that's that is amazing. Everybody has free WiFi. Yes, I think that is amazing. It is very necessary. There are so many young children that are left behind, especially because of the pandemic, who had to go you know, virtual and they had issues with WiFi and all that. Like, this is amazing and I really hope that they can execute it perfectly. It's kind

of like affordable healthcare. Yeah, yeah, free WiFi, but not not not Yeah, no it's not it's not like affordable health No, she said, it's not for you. It's not. Carly said, it's not for you. If I was straight up because I'm a Comcast I was straight up, I'm about to call it and be like looking because let me, I mean, give me a refund. I feel, you know, because the bill, I don't know what you're your what's your bill? So we get like so I have Verizon

files and I still have a landline. You do? Yeah, okay, it's not even somebody do my phone away and everything we have like the full cable package. It's like I don't do all that streaming stuff. Like actually, it's so crazy. I have full cable package and I stream Netflix and Hulu people and all that well, actually I steal from my girlfriend's Hulu and her Apple TV. Really yeah, my sister gave me her Disney. I'm about to get Disney about to come out come for me. I stole my

sister's Disney. Okay, but anyway, yeah, okay, And then we have um, you know one or will want will want to get like the NBA season pass or whatever. So then we add that, let's so you can watch like any immigrant give me the total bottom line me. So, my most recent bill that I just saw, which was like last week, was four and one dollars. Yeah, that's my mind. Every month is it is like yeah, yeah, but you're adding more stuff because you got all these

but it's like, this is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It's it's stupid, but it's like, what else are we doing here spending our money but about to get at everybody some free WiFi everybody? Okay, Now let me tell you who doesn't care about money these days. You want to know who? Um Jim Carey. He made an announcement. An announcement went like this. I thought you're gonna say, Tom Brady, Oh he got another UM contract. Did you hear about it? I mean, do you want to you want to go first? No,

tell me about Tom Brady and Giselle. Tom Brady reportedly has signed a deal for after he retires with Fox Broadcasting for I'm not sure if this is accurate three hundred and fifty seven million dollars years, or it might be three seventy five. I got my numbers mixed up, but it's three hundred something like fifty seven million. I don't know how many years. I need to look that up. But when I saw that, I was like, um, Michael straighthand what you doing? Like you know, like day, that's

the time. Why did I make it? The New York Post reporting the ten year deal is worth a staggering three hundred and seventy five million dollars, a number not verified by NBC News that would make Brady the highest paid commentator in sports history. That Michael Strahanda making that straight hand making Wiley handing money out like this to Tom Brady. Because he's Tom Brady. He's the he's the he's the new version of Larry Bird. No, I can't say that. Okay, I'm fanned. I'm sorry. Tom Brady is

a very good quarterback. Okay, Yes, Larry Bird was a very good ballplayer. Yeah yeah, but according to Larry Bird, not met Tom Brady. Okay, Larry Bird was not the best ballplayer. Tom Brady is arguably the best quarterback that Okay, okay, we get that. Zell is happy. She said, I bagged me a balla I mean bagged a ball. Now, I bagged a broadcaster three hundred and fifty seven million dollars.

And don't even tell me how that negotiation went, right? Like, is this is this a thirty five year contract for ten million dollars a year? Well? Is this a three D contract for three point five million dollars? I don't know what they first offered him. Did they first offered him to fifty? And he's like, no, I want three? Right? Well, how did that negotiation go? Like what does that include? Up? Everything? We don't even know if he could string sentences together?

And this man got three hundred and seventy five million dollars? Right, ship? Like what am I doing wrong? Okay? Anyway, So Jim Carey says, I am retiring because I'm happy. That's how you're talking. I have done everything that I've wanted to do. I have accomplished all that I want to accomplish. I have all the money I need and I'm going to retire. And he means it like he said this in a He said it like that. He said it like that in a video. He said in a this was um.

He was doing an interview and he said, I'm done. This is something you might never hear another. Celebrities say as long as time exists. Ah, I have enough, I've done enough. I am enough. I have all the money. Can you imagine how that feels in order to say out your mouth? I have all the money I need and I don't need to do anything else ever again, ever again. I only do a damn thing but breathe, eat, everes and die. Yeah, that must be nice that I

feel like, I think that's nice. But you have to wonder. I mean, so it's good to be in that position where like you don't have to do anything. So now anything that he does is because he wants to do it right. And he said that there's nothing out there that he thinks he wants to do. Oh so he just wants to lay in bed. He wants to paint, That's what he said, Yeah, fingerpaint. Okay, I'm adding fingerpaint. He says he wants to draw on canvases. He said that.

He did say that he's not married, Like, who is he attached to? He's about to be married to Giselle. Okay, Jim, I'm coming for you. What did he look like when he said this? Was he was he disheveled? He looks great? Yeah, I mean he looks as great as Jim Carrey can look. Okay, So it didn't look like he's like been just like laying on the couch eating bombom No. No, he looked of sane mind and body, and he means it. Do

you know what that means? Says to me, I'm doing something wrong because I'm nowhere near ever saying you know what, I've done enough, I have enough and I'm going to just paint. What that blew my Mind's amazing? Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah that that I was like wow. But you know everyone's level of like I have enough is different, you know, because one one person might be like, oh, I have five dollars, I have enough, and then another person might be like, I have five million. That's not enough. I

need I need more. Speak of billionaires. So elon Musk tweeted, okay, because you know, we're not really feeling him these days, even though if you want to drop a test off my house, I'll take it, okay. So he said, if I die under mysterious circumstances, it's been nice knowing y'all. So I've read that several times, and I said to myself, is this a cry for help? Has he been like? Have people been trying to kill him? I think he he probably thinks that he is being targeted by somebody's

government and they're going to like come kill him. I feel I feel like that's what that sounds like. That sounds like some jackpower stuff. That sounds like I have this much money and now right it sounds Yeah, he's paranoid. I think that he's very clear that the backlash of the whole Twitter situation, and he's his security team probably informed him there have been several threats. Maybe yeah, maybe, and um he's like, hey, I might be out of here sometime soon. Maybe, So if I do die, it's

been nice. How do you say it's been nice knowing y'all? Got? That's all he got. I have. Clearly, we don't know you ellen to be honest, So I don't know you. You You don't know me. What do you mean? It's been nice knowing y'all. I think he probably I'm thinking he thinks it's like a government hit out on him. And I'm sure it's very difficult to be uber rich and

walk around to feel free. It's probably does not feel free, right and because of the control and the power that he has now from buying Twitter, you know, like they don't like that, know all that you know? I mean they, I don't know. It's like, yes, we have free speech, but there to a degree, you know what I'm saying, So like, yeah, he probably thinks there's a head out on him. Listen, listen. Okay, I was thinking. I was in my private meditative moments and um, I thought about Carly,

you know, quiet meditative moments occasionally. Yes, And I was thinking about Carly because we gave Carly a job to do a while ago, and I have not gotten any updates because Eminem was supposed to be our special guest on this show called reasonably Shady because he's the original slim Shady is that his name? And Carly said I'm gonna get him on to be a guest for y'all, Jill, you know Eminem the right. She said she was gonna get him, and she hasn't given us an update. I've

had an updated months and I haven't said anything. I've been letting slide. But like, Eminem needs to be a guest of ours. Really, Yes, okay, so you're disappointed. I'm very disappointed, Carly. Yes, Carly, what do you got to say? I mean, I would go through several legs to, you know, get what we need. I just want to update. I don't ask for much. I just want to Eminem update because he should be. I guess who do I have to sleep with? Yes, Carly, figure out who you need

to sleep with in order to get this done. Okay, okay. In the meantime, I was watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which, by the way, they premiered a couple of weeks ago. Drew and Say are sharing an assistant. Oh that's so funny, hilarious. Right, So I don't know. I can't there's going to be fallout sharing the assistant. What the fallout is? Yet? I think somebody didn't pay the assistant might be shy, I'm not I'm not quite sure. But when when I found

out they were sharing an assistant. I was like, holy crap, that's funny. Carly. Have you flown to it? Lance? Are you cheating on us? Did they show the assistance? Yes, they did. They did, and he's no Carly, it's a guy. It is a guy. He's no Carly. But Carly, did you come up with this idea? Because you talked to assistance? I'll talk to each other like how did me and Rob and figure out we need to share you? They're a different caliber of assistance. Oh okay, I met the assistant.

She's an executive assistance. Okay. So a couple of weeks ago, I was in um Miami and I stayed by myself later in Miami anyway, so when I checked it, when I checked into the hotel, they were like, oh ms, Brian, we want you to know that we're going to have a happy hour from four to six. So I was like, okay, cool, They're like as an ice cream happy hour. I was like, what the hell does that mean? I was like, is this like? Because you know, I remember my kids they

have ice cream parties? Right Like? I was like, are you inviting me to a kid party? So they were like no, it's a liquor infused ice cream party. I said, only, shit, this is right up my alley. So that gate led me to think that, or not let me to think. But the other day I was reading something and Bailey's is now coming out with an ice cream. How exciting is this Bailey's infused ice cream? Okay? Where are they

selling it? Oh? I guess they have to get maybe like small freezers for the liquor store, because the liquor store doesn't carry free like doesn't naturally have a freezer. So maybe they have to like ship their own little freezers. Or is it enough liquor that like you couldn't carry it at your grocery store because this maybe it's like not that. Maybe there's like a law, so can they Okay? So like what if it's like five alcohol content, I'm buying it, You're buying it? Yes, okay, but can they

sell that in the grocery store? So, but you know there's other so just for um, you know, clarity sake, In Maryland, you cannot the grocery stores and Target and Walmart cannot sell liquor, right, but other stores can Virginia other states, Yeah, other states can. So for people who are like, you know, what's the problem. Yes, here they cannot sell liquor alcohol whatsoever in the grocery store. So are you here for this? I'm here for a Bailey's I am ice cream party. I am. That sounds amazing.

There's a store in New York in the meatpacking district that sells liquor infused ice cream and it's so good. Really, yes, I need to remember the name. Yes, and it's so amazing because it's so good. I'm going to the NYC, so I do want to talk. This has been a bit of a minute, but it's a pending case. So Ghanna and young Thug have been brought up on RICO charge.

That's like big, right, So I didn't know just found out what this case that rico charges came about because of the ab or like the RICO system, right, because they wanted to get everybody, and so in order to get everybody, they had to come up with a way to get people that were associated with right. So now they figured out how to do how to take the RICO and apply it to gangs. Okay, okay, so forget the mob going after the gangs now, so now gonna if you have a name like Gunna. You know your

days a number? Your name is gonna. And if you're young thug, is it young thug? A little thug? Young? If it's young thug, we we we know your days a number two. Y'all got to come up with better rat names. Let's just start. They're pretty much telling the authorities. Um, yeah, based on my name, might want to pay attention to Yes, so they okay, so one of them, one of them. This was genius. This is why I'm talking about. This is genius. I think it was young thug. His maid

was a federal agent. What he had a maid in his house for two years? She was a federal agent. Oh wow, I didn't hear that. Wait did I did you make that up? I promised you Please tell me you did not make that up. I didn't make it up. That sounds like a movie. I want to go No, I didn't make it up. This is this is just

so can you imagine they're like real? I feel like they don't reveal their sources, Like, well, I know now that everything is coming out because it is like a fifty plus page document, So they probably like put that in there because they have to sight the witnesses, right and all that and all that. Yeah, okay, let's be clear. These guys are going down. They were being followed for eight years, so so like once the federal government spend that kind of time and money and energy on youah,

they got you. They got you. It's a rap. Do you know their music? Okay I cannot sight? Oh no I do. I do know a Gunna song pushing Pushing? Oh yeah, that one s P Yeah. I don't know about young Thug. Yeah, I don't know either, but oh yeah, oh damn yes, So this is um pushing prison there. Yeah. I was racking my brain googling and ship like weeks ago and that song came out months ago, Like what the hell is pe? Like? What is PE mean? Prison listen?

Pushing present? But it speaks to like you have to you know, they always say watch the company that you keep, and this is like for real, like watch the company that you keep. You can't eat. And I mean they're extremes, but even with like girlfriends, you can't be around people that can get you into trouble. Yeah, but I feel like, I mean, those guys, it's like when they get it's like, okay, they probably were in the game before they were rappers, and I think it's very hard to get out, you know.

I mean I think they probably want to get out. They probably wanted to get out, but then it's like, you know, you're like stuck, and then your people are looking at you like, oh, you made it big and who you think you are? No, you're not going anywhere, Like it's like a cycle. And it's unfortunate because clearly they had a future ahead of them in the music business. And it's like, damn, like we all know where the

story goes. It sucks. Oh, it's it's horrible, but you know, it's a lesson to be learned with the young folks and be careful what cars you get into, because apparently young Thug one and I did hear this, like that that a car that belonged to him. Well, there was a dead body associated to that car. So like, be careful the cars you get into. Little girls out here, like be careful, like the dates you go on. Yeah,

but how are you supposed to know? I don't know, I need a background check, Like how are they supposed to know? I don't know? Because I mean, honestly, if I was if I was a young lady, and I'm like, look at this rapper. You know, they say he's a gangster or whatever. No, I won't even say, like, oh, look at this rapper, like he's he's got to be above board because he doesn't want to lose lose his rap career and go to jail for some stupid stuff.

Like I wouldn't even think that they were doing stupid stuff. Yeah, but the stupid stuff follows you unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, So we've been trying to talk about this. I'm sorry. I kind of wish I took criminal justice in in college because I would love to be somebody's made as a federal agent. Like that's I mean, but first of all, Robin, you can don't look like a made. Not that not that was very bad because like what a maize look like. But like Robin Dixon ding donging on your door, like

can I be your maid? That that would go last, Okay, that would be something else, But like that was that would be so fun to like work undercover and and like get all up until and you're cleaning. Imagine this, you're clean, so you know, we're like little papers are stuff written down, you're dropping like the little listening devices and stuffy you imagine listen, my maybeen with me. Just just see y'all are very glair. Martha's been with me for like twenty five years. Let me tell you she's

gonna stay with me. She has she knows too much information to your mine. Are familiar with my roads. They're comfortable. So yes, we like family, but I can't get rid of mine because she's got too much information. So if she wants a raise, I give it to her. Now. Listen, we've been trying to talk about this for like four weeks, okay, and we've we've been we every week we forget to talk about it. Oh yeah, what's up? How many tabs

do you have open on your phone browser? Robin? Right now? Like, don't try to like okay, so like on safari, right on Safari when I go, okay, take a guess how many you think I have open? Okay? I say seven hundred forty two? Tell you what that was a bad gass? Oh my god, I see your Oh my god. Okay, I thought I had a lot. I have seventy two open? Is that a lot? Is seventy two a lot? Curly? Is that a lot? Yeah? What do you have, Carly?

Because I see how many Gaselle has mine now that you have seventy, because I thought you would have way more four hundred and thirty and Gaselle, I could see your phone I have what the hell? Yeah, so what does this mean? That means you, first of all, if your phone is slow and like, you know, the like you have no memory or whatever, that's why. Oh my gosh, you have every So every freaking website you've visited is like open on your phone, so I just clear it.

You need to just go through and click them off. So I thought I was ridiculous. My children were like because so I only my children brought it to my attention because they were on my phone and they're like, oh my god, Mom, you got seventy two taps open. That's crazy. And then my son Carter was like, yeah, Gigi has like two hundred and seventy opens. Well, how about they know they're all up in her phone? I

mean I guess I don't know. They must have used it, okay, So like look at you, No, don't go delete, and now I'm deleting what I'm over here, But what do you have opened? Like? Okay, so I have gold Belly because I ordered from them alive. Okay. I have every restaurant like Fish Taco, Connoli Cakes, I have Clear Clear Oh that's my doctor's office. Um. I have the Washington Wizards. I don't know why I looked at that. I have some pizza place. I mean, I got a bunch of stuff.

So why don't you close it when you're done with it? I don't know how to do that. I don't think what you see these exes? The hell let's see your phone? Okay, so just X, Yes you see those exes. Okay, So but I never go back to X. I never go back to like close yeah wow, okay five. It's crazy. Like so for me, I keep mind open if it's something that I want to go back to CVS like yeah, you don't need that. I mean, this is just stupid

and it's probably like web multiple times. Like it's just every time you go you open the Internet and you can go to a website and you're not closing it. Okay, so just hurting my phone, I believe so or my brain, not my brain, not your brain. But I would think as I would actually think as a virgo, this would hurt your brain because y'all are like very like like neat and structured and like I would think this would

not be okay for you. But now that I know that, you should go and click the X and take it away. I'm going to do that. Or like I literally if someone like got a hold of your phone, they can be like, let me see what is hot does on the internet. Okay, so right there, No, I can't do that. Yeah, okay, not that anybody would be in my phone. I have stuff open that I need to like go circle back to. So like I have a website for like custom boxes, like for my business, like if I wanted to put

my logo on a box. Um, I got some vitamins I want to go back to I got um. Actually, this is something you sent me? Is that I never watched? Yes, the ninth the wire critics aren't the ones who count. I never looked at that. But but I have it opened because I plan to look at it. Right, okay, right? Sure? When did I send you that? Howd your years ago? A long time ago? Okay? I still I have um, like a Neon sign website open because I want to buy some Neon signs for my kids and I want

to buy reasonably shading neon sign. I have articles that I plan to go back and read open. You're not going to read them, I am, like I will. I'm gonna go out so like okay, um Business Insider ten Williams, ten women who built companies on social media and book thousands and revenues, share their advice for growing a business, like I like reading stuf like that. Okay, you know what when I just saw tickets her concerts canceled canceled, and just I wasn't buying those, but I but I was.

I thought I was. I went checked, I googled snake plant because I want to buy a snake plant and put it somewhere in my heart. What's a snake plant? These? Oh yeah, I have some of those. I have actually have a fake one of those. Oh yeah yeah yeah, but it looks real, y'all. Don't be talking about my plan. Yeah yeah, yeah, your plants look good. Yeah? What else? I mean? I just have like kettle bell racking rack from my kettle bells. Okay, I mean tons of articles,

tons of shopping websites. Okay, I have I've just seen three different tabs to buy adele tickets. This is pathetic. This is pathetic. Okay, So I wonder, like what does that say? Like there should be an article what what how many tabs you have opened on your browser? Says this about your personality? Or if you're a person like you that just like kind of cleans it out as you go, then what kind of personality is that? Right? And one, so one cannot stand having like any like

he probably has zero taps open. He probably has zero unread emails because not that he read him, because he deleted them all because because he doesn't. He wants everything to be like clean, clean and empty. Yes, And then he'll even delete text messages, so like I can go back to text messages from like twenty years ago. But you know, so however long I've had this phone number of this phone, I can pull out my text messages, but he he'll be like, I don't know. We'll talk

about something. I'm like, well, Dan, y'all texts about that and he's like yeah, but I deleted it, and he like deletes everything. Okay, So I have an ex husband. His name is Jamal Bryan. One of the things that angers me is out if we text each other, he deletes it. So he'll he's asked me, asked me? How many times he's asked me for my address? Five thousand. I'm like, dude, I've Texas to you looking at like go scroll through. He's like, just sell for security reasons,

I think I should delete things. No, but you're annoying the crap out of me giving you my address. Already put it somewhere else, right, So maybe Jamal and Waa needs to get together. When is his birthday? Um, he's made twenty one. I don't know whether that's like a tourist. I think no, No, that two different people. Yeah that's Jamal? Yeah yeah, yeah, but no, but yeah, it's so weird. It's like everyone has different different I thought I was overdoing it with seventy two, but you really are. I

have five hundred. I need to clear it out. So do you close your all your apps and stuff on your phone? At least? Yeah? I do that. You swipe those up? Yes, because I thought that was the only thing that was taking out my battery. Yeah, five websites open? Probably you guys. Pray for me, Okay, pray for me, all right, We're getting out of here. Guys. We love y'all so much. We thank you so much for listening

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